Three Kingdoms: The rebellion was eavesdropped by Cao Cao

Chapter 367 Miserable Boss Pi
Sure enough, as soon as Cao Cao's words fell, Cao Pi's face turned from pale to liver-colored in an instant, his eyes like dead fish seemed to bulge out, and he stared at Cao Su as if he had seen a ghost!
At this moment, Cao Su felt as if he had exploded in place. He was so embarrassed that he wanted to get into the cracks in the ground. He grinned dryly at Cao Pi and said:
"That...second nephew, this matter is not what you think, in fact..."

Cao Cao interrupted again at this time:
"Haha, dear brother, don't be humble. Just now, as a brother, after hearing that Mrs. Zhen returned to the mansion with you, he immediately fell asleep. It's good to be young. My dear brother, you are really in the golden grade. I don't want to As a brother, I have more than enough heart but not enough strength!"

Cao Su: ! ! !
[Fuck!Boss Cao, if you say a few words, you will die? 】

[You are a real dog to bully your son in front of your son! 】

[Cao Ziheng became your son, and it was really bad luck for eight lifetimes! 】

After Cao Pi heard Cao Cao's words again, no matter how stupid and innocent he was, he knew that there was a jade cabbage last night, and someone gave it to him!
And last night when this cabbage was being raped, he was still kneeling because of this cabbage, and fainted several times due to the severe pain in his knees!

At this moment, he was completely crazy!

"Ah ah ah ah ah!!!"

I saw Cao Pi yelling like crazy on the spot, completely ignoring the weird faces of everyone present!
"Uncle! Uncle! Why are you doing this to me?! Why?!"

After finishing speaking, his tears gushed out like a bank bursting, and he didn't know where the strength came from, pushing everyone away and rushing out the door!

However, because he knelt for too long last night, he lost all feeling in his feet, so he fell hard and ate shit!
Then he foamed at the mouth and passed out completely...

Cao Cao: ...

Xun Yu Guo Jia: ...

Cao Su:  …

[With such a father, it's really a fucking dog! 】

[Anyway, don't care about me!right!That's not my business!If you want to blame, blame your father...]

【I feel sorry for Boss Pi for a second...】

Xun Yu and Guo Jia were also embarrassed by Cao Pi's gaffe in front of them, and looked at each other at a loss!
But a thought appeared in the hearts of both of them at the same time...

Robbing a woman from Cao Su... is simply courting death!

Especially their two protagonists still had an innocent look on their faces, which made them tremble even more in their hearts!

Ruthless!
Absolutely cruel!
He snatched the woman, and made it seem like he was passively accepting it. This kind of disposition is really unflattering!
Thinking of this, they unanimously dismissed the idea of ​​taking over their wives and concubines!

Who knows if this Cao Su will set his eyes on their family someday?

At that time, there is really no place to cry!
At this moment, Cao Su seemed to have noticed the gazes of the two of them, and couldn't help but turned around and said with a smile:
"Let the two adults see a joke, please don't see outsiders, my nephew is indeed a bit incomprehensible!"

Xun Yu and Guo Jia hurriedly shook their hands with dry smiles and said:
"No...not seeing the outside, not seeing the outside, hehe, the second master's words are serious!"

During the conversation, they were extremely nervous, for fear of being targeted by Cao Su and doing something inhumane!
And don't his words have any threatening meaning?
They wouldn't believe it even if they were killed!

Immediately, they broke out in cold sweat, and hurriedly bowed their hands together!

"My lord! My second lord! I suddenly remembered that there is something important to do, so I will leave now!"

Cao Cao and Cao Su were taken aback for a moment, and the former asked puzzledly:
"What's the matter? You two have important matters to deal with at the same time?"

Guo Jia and Xun Yu couldn't help but looked at each other in embarrassment, thought for a while and said in unison:

"Wife giving birth!"

Cao Cao: ? ? ?
Cao Su: ? ? ?
After Cao Cao realized it, he laughed angrily, "Are you two the same wife?"

"Ah, yes, yes, yes!" Xun Yu and Guo Jia quickly responded, but then realized that something was wrong, and shook their heads at the same time, "No, no, no! The wives gave birth on the same day!"

"okay!"

Cao Cao is such a smart person, how can he not know what the two of them are thinking, he quickly waved his hands and said:
"You can doubt my virtuous brother's character, but you can't doubt his vision. As far as those yellow-faced women in your family are concerned, my virtuous brother is not interested!"

Cao Su listened to Cao Cao breaking their minds, his eyes were wide open, and he almost swears, but after all, he is a highly educated person, so he can only forcefully hold back his blue veins and laugh dryly:
"My lords, is it possible that in your eyes, I am such a despicable person?"

Xun Yu hurriedly waved his hands and smiled dryly, "No, no, the second lord misunderstood, we...we really didn't mean that, please don't overthink it!"

Cao Su asked with a smile, "What's the meaning of that? Could it be that Cao will disregard the feelings of fellow-family members, go hungry, and even harm his own wives? Do you know the saying that a friend's wife should not be bullied?"

The faces of Guo Jia and Xun Yu gradually became a little ugly, and finally they could only sigh helplessly, and said to Cao Su:
"It's a villain's heart to judge a gentleman's belly, and I ask the second lord to forgive me!"

Even so, they complained endlessly in their hearts!

Do you have any harm yourself, do you not count 13 in your heart?

Seeing that the situation was gradually becoming uncontrollable, Cao Cao interrupted immediately:

"Enough! I didn't come here today to listen to you talking about these things. Shut up!"

Only then did Cao Su's expression soften, and Xun Yu and Guo Jia finally breathed a sigh of relief!
But Cao Cao returned to the subject at this time, and handed them a battle report in his hand, saying:
"The spies from ahead came to report that Yuan Shao's three sons were fighting fiercely at this time. Yuan Xi was defeated by the two of them and had already fled to Youzhou and joined Wuhuan Tadun. The other two, Yuan Tan and Yuan Shang, were fighting for the position of son in Jizhou! Do you have any ideas?"

When everyone heard Cao Cao started talking about business, they quickly pulled their thoughts back!
Xun Yu said at this time:

"Such a military opportunity, the opportunity must not be missed. Jizhou is the fortress city of the entire north. Once it is contributed, the great cause of the north is basically settled!"

Guo Jia also agreed:
"Master Xun is right. Two tigers are fighting each other, and we will surely be able to take advantage of the fisherman. This is the best opportunity to unify the north!"

Cao Cao nodded, their thinking was the same as his own!

only……

At this time, he looked at Cao Su who was tapping his toes boredly, and asked:

"My dear brother, what do you think? Or do you have any other suggestions?"

When Cao Su heard Cao Cao's question, he immediately sat up straight, cupped his hands and said:
"Brother, I think Master Xun and Master Guo are very good. This attack on Jizhou is the best opportunity. The only thing to pay attention to is Yuan Xi!"

[Look at the great gift you gave me, Boss Cao! 】

[I won't mess with you this time! 】

【Yuan Tan is already a dead man!Jizhou is also very popular! 】

[However, Yuan Xi has hidden tens of thousands of soldiers in Youzhou, and with the support of the Wuhuan clan, it is enough for him to make a comeback! 】

Cao Cao's pupils shrank slightly after hearing this!
Sure enough... this hermaphrodite did not disappoint him!
(End of this chapter)