Three Kingdoms: The rebellion was eavesdropped by Cao Cao
Chapter 802 Cao Ang returns!
Chapter 802 Cao Ang Returns!
"Hahahaha! Uncle! Uncle! I'm back!!"
Outside the door of the Cao Mansion, a dark man suddenly appeared, with teeth as white as sea salt, staring into two bright eyes, and his heroic voice spread throughout the mansion!
"What are you? How dare you trespass on Cao's mansion! How brave you are!"
When the guard in front of the door saw him, he was startled immediately, pulled out the saber from his waist, and stood in front of him vigilantly, lest he suddenly lose his mind and rush in!
"No, it's me, Cao Ang, Cao Zixiu, my uncle's nephew, don't you know me?"
Cao Ang was carrying a big sack, his hair was messy, but his speech was very clear!
"Nonsense! I'm also my uncle's nephew! Who are you with? I won't let you do that!"
Unexpectedly, one of the guards ignored his words and said directly:
"Our master said that anyone who comes to Cao's mansion to recognize relatives is a liar who kills thousands of knives. He deserves to be stabbed to death. Can you go? If you don't go, I will stab you!"
Cao Ang was numb after hearing this!
He knew for a long time that his uncle was unreliable, but he never thought that he was so unreliable!
Have you forgotten that you have a nephew in Xichuan?
But after all, Cao Ang is a "relative of the emperor" in Hanzhong, and he is also the eldest son of the prime minister of the imperial court. How could he care about this kind of servant?Isn't that demeaning?
What's more, Cao Su had told him a long time ago that when going out in troubled times, don't reveal your real name at will, and behave in a low-key manner, otherwise it will only increase the danger. Cao Ang has always remembered these things!
Then he rushed up and kicked the guard, grinning his white teeth and cursed viciously:
"Blind your dog eyes! See who I am? My name is Cao Ang, the eldest son of Cao Cao, the prime minister of the dynasty, and the nephew of your master Cao Su. How dare you stop me? Do you want to die?"
The guard was kicked by Cao Ang, and he let out a groan, and then stepped forward with his buttocks and knife in his hand, and took a good look at Cao Ang!
The latter straightened his face immediately, pretending to be unfathomable, thinking that he was not angry and mighty!
Unexpectedly, the guard looked at it for a long time, then suddenly turned his head and shouted to his companion:
"Damn it! How can Master Cao Zixiu be so dark? He must be a fake! Cut him off!"
"Oh shit!"
Cao Ang was dumbfounded. Before he could react, he was rushed up by several guards and pinned him to the ground. He greeted everything with his fists and feet...
The movement outside the door quickly spread to the mansion!
Cao Su is playing with his wives, playing eagle and chicken, what a joy!
This is a report from a subordinate who came up to report:
"Master, a beggar came from outside the house. He said he was your nephew and wanted to see you, so we tied him up!"
Cao Su was interrupted, and immediately took off the blindfold and said without curiosity:
"Didn't I say it all, everyone who recognizes relatives will be stabbed to death. What I hate the most in my life is the kind of people who randomly climb up relatives!"
"Forehead……"
The servant was slightly embarrassed and did not retreat, but said:
"Master, this man is very skilled in martial arts, and it took us more than a dozen people to hold him down. Would you... want to go and see?"
"Don't go, don't go!"
Cao Su waved his hand impatiently, "Give him 1000 yuan, send him away, and don't hurt anyone's life!"
"Uh... alright!"
The servant also knew that Cao Su was just talking, not really that kind of bloodthirsty person, so he stopped talking now!
As soon as he stepped back, Guo Jia walked in, muttering with doubts on his face:
"My lord, didn't Zixiu say he's coming back soon? Why hasn't he arrived in Hanzhong yet?"
Apparently he heard the servant's report to Cao Su just now, and he glanced at the commotion outside the mansion just now, and he didn't try to stop it as he looked familiar!
However, after hearing this, Cao Su, who just wanted to continue playing the game, froze in place, then took off the blindfold and stared blankly at Guo Jia!
next moment……
"Fuck! It's broken!"
Cao Su dropped the blindfold and ran out of the house with his pants in his hands, just in time to see Cao Ang who was tied up and stuffed with stinky socks!
The moment Cao Ang saw Cao Su, tears almost flowed down his eyes!
The voice of 'woo woo' in my mouth is getting louder!
"Hahahahaha!"
But just when Cao Ang thought that Cao Su would come to rescue him immediately, Cao Su suddenly pointed at him and laughed unscrupulously!
"Zixiu, how the fuck did you become like this? Hahahaha, I'm dying of laughter, did you run out of a coal mine? No... Hahaha, you did run out of a coal mine, it's okay, it's okay , I’m dying of laughing, come, someone, carry him back for me, don’t loosen the ties, just carry him like this, after carrying him back, each person will be rewarded with 2000 yuan!”
Cao Ang: ? ? ?
Everyone: ? ? ?
Cao Ang was bored!
He didn't expect that he would end up like this after running back after all the hard work!
Others are bored too!
They thought that they had nothing good to eat for offending the young master Cao Ang, but they didn't expect Cao Sufei to reward them instead of punishing him!
This way they won't be sleepy!
"Obey master! Come on, brothers, take the young master home!!"
"Uh...uh, little...uncle...you...uh...uncle!"
Cao Ang couldn't speak clearly after swallowing his jujube, but he was also very angry by looking at his expression!
But Cao Sufei didn't feel guilty at all, instead she gave him two slaps on the buttocks, and joked with a smile:
"Not bad, Zixiu, it seems that life in the coal mine is going well, and the buttocks are much rounder!"
Cao Ang: …
……
After half an hour!
Cao Ang washed up in the mansion, changed into a set of clean clothes, and appeared in front of Cao Su!
Look at his eyes again, full of resentment and indignation!
Obviously, what happened just now left a big shadow on his young heart!
After seeing him, Cao Su couldn't help but burst out laughing!
"Uncle, what are you laughing at?!"
Cao Ang said angrily.
"I remember happy things!"
Cao Su couldn't help laughing, and then greeted the servants:
"Come here, make tea... No! Pour wine, serve me the best wine!"
Cao Ang quickly stopped, "Uncle, let's drink tea!"
Cao Su was taken aback, and looked at Cao Ang like a monster, "What did you just say? Drinking tea? My old swan, are you Cao Zixiu? You used to be addicted to alcohol!"
Cao Ang blushed, touched his head and said with a smile:
"Alcohol is prohibited in the mine, if you haven't drunk it in the past few years, you will quit!"
Hearing this, Cao Su looked at Cao Ang in surprise, waved his hand to signal his servants to go down, and then looked at him with incredible eyes and said:
"That's right, Zixiu. I haven't seen you for a few years. You've changed a lot, and you've become more mature!"
Cao Ang touched his nose and said modestly:
"Hey, that's what my uncle taught me!"
"Stop it!"
Cao Su said:
"Private to private, public to public, first report on the situation in the past two years, and then let's talk about the past!"
【Who would have imagined that I finished writing standing up with my red ass on my back! NB no? 】
(End of this chapter)
"Hahahaha! Uncle! Uncle! I'm back!!"
Outside the door of the Cao Mansion, a dark man suddenly appeared, with teeth as white as sea salt, staring into two bright eyes, and his heroic voice spread throughout the mansion!
"What are you? How dare you trespass on Cao's mansion! How brave you are!"
When the guard in front of the door saw him, he was startled immediately, pulled out the saber from his waist, and stood in front of him vigilantly, lest he suddenly lose his mind and rush in!
"No, it's me, Cao Ang, Cao Zixiu, my uncle's nephew, don't you know me?"
Cao Ang was carrying a big sack, his hair was messy, but his speech was very clear!
"Nonsense! I'm also my uncle's nephew! Who are you with? I won't let you do that!"
Unexpectedly, one of the guards ignored his words and said directly:
"Our master said that anyone who comes to Cao's mansion to recognize relatives is a liar who kills thousands of knives. He deserves to be stabbed to death. Can you go? If you don't go, I will stab you!"
Cao Ang was numb after hearing this!
He knew for a long time that his uncle was unreliable, but he never thought that he was so unreliable!
Have you forgotten that you have a nephew in Xichuan?
But after all, Cao Ang is a "relative of the emperor" in Hanzhong, and he is also the eldest son of the prime minister of the imperial court. How could he care about this kind of servant?Isn't that demeaning?
What's more, Cao Su had told him a long time ago that when going out in troubled times, don't reveal your real name at will, and behave in a low-key manner, otherwise it will only increase the danger. Cao Ang has always remembered these things!
Then he rushed up and kicked the guard, grinning his white teeth and cursed viciously:
"Blind your dog eyes! See who I am? My name is Cao Ang, the eldest son of Cao Cao, the prime minister of the dynasty, and the nephew of your master Cao Su. How dare you stop me? Do you want to die?"
The guard was kicked by Cao Ang, and he let out a groan, and then stepped forward with his buttocks and knife in his hand, and took a good look at Cao Ang!
The latter straightened his face immediately, pretending to be unfathomable, thinking that he was not angry and mighty!
Unexpectedly, the guard looked at it for a long time, then suddenly turned his head and shouted to his companion:
"Damn it! How can Master Cao Zixiu be so dark? He must be a fake! Cut him off!"
"Oh shit!"
Cao Ang was dumbfounded. Before he could react, he was rushed up by several guards and pinned him to the ground. He greeted everything with his fists and feet...
The movement outside the door quickly spread to the mansion!
Cao Su is playing with his wives, playing eagle and chicken, what a joy!
This is a report from a subordinate who came up to report:
"Master, a beggar came from outside the house. He said he was your nephew and wanted to see you, so we tied him up!"
Cao Su was interrupted, and immediately took off the blindfold and said without curiosity:
"Didn't I say it all, everyone who recognizes relatives will be stabbed to death. What I hate the most in my life is the kind of people who randomly climb up relatives!"
"Forehead……"
The servant was slightly embarrassed and did not retreat, but said:
"Master, this man is very skilled in martial arts, and it took us more than a dozen people to hold him down. Would you... want to go and see?"
"Don't go, don't go!"
Cao Su waved his hand impatiently, "Give him 1000 yuan, send him away, and don't hurt anyone's life!"
"Uh... alright!"
The servant also knew that Cao Su was just talking, not really that kind of bloodthirsty person, so he stopped talking now!
As soon as he stepped back, Guo Jia walked in, muttering with doubts on his face:
"My lord, didn't Zixiu say he's coming back soon? Why hasn't he arrived in Hanzhong yet?"
Apparently he heard the servant's report to Cao Su just now, and he glanced at the commotion outside the mansion just now, and he didn't try to stop it as he looked familiar!
However, after hearing this, Cao Su, who just wanted to continue playing the game, froze in place, then took off the blindfold and stared blankly at Guo Jia!
next moment……
"Fuck! It's broken!"
Cao Su dropped the blindfold and ran out of the house with his pants in his hands, just in time to see Cao Ang who was tied up and stuffed with stinky socks!
The moment Cao Ang saw Cao Su, tears almost flowed down his eyes!
The voice of 'woo woo' in my mouth is getting louder!
"Hahahahaha!"
But just when Cao Ang thought that Cao Su would come to rescue him immediately, Cao Su suddenly pointed at him and laughed unscrupulously!
"Zixiu, how the fuck did you become like this? Hahahaha, I'm dying of laughter, did you run out of a coal mine? No... Hahaha, you did run out of a coal mine, it's okay, it's okay , I’m dying of laughing, come, someone, carry him back for me, don’t loosen the ties, just carry him like this, after carrying him back, each person will be rewarded with 2000 yuan!”
Cao Ang: ? ? ?
Everyone: ? ? ?
Cao Ang was bored!
He didn't expect that he would end up like this after running back after all the hard work!
Others are bored too!
They thought that they had nothing good to eat for offending the young master Cao Ang, but they didn't expect Cao Sufei to reward them instead of punishing him!
This way they won't be sleepy!
"Obey master! Come on, brothers, take the young master home!!"
"Uh...uh, little...uncle...you...uh...uncle!"
Cao Ang couldn't speak clearly after swallowing his jujube, but he was also very angry by looking at his expression!
But Cao Sufei didn't feel guilty at all, instead she gave him two slaps on the buttocks, and joked with a smile:
"Not bad, Zixiu, it seems that life in the coal mine is going well, and the buttocks are much rounder!"
Cao Ang: …
……
After half an hour!
Cao Ang washed up in the mansion, changed into a set of clean clothes, and appeared in front of Cao Su!
Look at his eyes again, full of resentment and indignation!
Obviously, what happened just now left a big shadow on his young heart!
After seeing him, Cao Su couldn't help but burst out laughing!
"Uncle, what are you laughing at?!"
Cao Ang said angrily.
"I remember happy things!"
Cao Su couldn't help laughing, and then greeted the servants:
"Come here, make tea... No! Pour wine, serve me the best wine!"
Cao Ang quickly stopped, "Uncle, let's drink tea!"
Cao Su was taken aback, and looked at Cao Ang like a monster, "What did you just say? Drinking tea? My old swan, are you Cao Zixiu? You used to be addicted to alcohol!"
Cao Ang blushed, touched his head and said with a smile:
"Alcohol is prohibited in the mine, if you haven't drunk it in the past few years, you will quit!"
Hearing this, Cao Su looked at Cao Ang in surprise, waved his hand to signal his servants to go down, and then looked at him with incredible eyes and said:
"That's right, Zixiu. I haven't seen you for a few years. You've changed a lot, and you've become more mature!"
Cao Ang touched his nose and said modestly:
"Hey, that's what my uncle taught me!"
"Stop it!"
Cao Su said:
"Private to private, public to public, first report on the situation in the past two years, and then let's talk about the past!"
【Who would have imagined that I finished writing standing up with my red ass on my back! NB no? 】
(End of this chapter)
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