I really don't want to fight with gods

It all depends on the powerful sound pickup function of the directional recording gun of the TV crew.

Otherwise, no one expected what Miyazawa would show.

Jing Xiaoqiang ate the noodles with a sigh of relief, and he said nonchalantly throughout the whole process, no problem.

Miyazawa also doesn't eat, and uses chopsticks to pick out noodles for his boyfriend, but he chatters and asks if your mother is easy to get along with, he's so nervous and anxious, or forget it...

The audience was stupefied, this is still our beautiful national girl, she is no different from any girl in love.

And it won't make people feel that she has any psychological discomfort for such an old Chinese woman.

Because Jing Xiaoqiang disdains: "She is just a very ordinary county doctor, she should be nervous, you are so famous, you bully my dad to do housework all day long, you are the same as you!"

The audience laughed in front of the TV, but suddenly hiccupped collectively, because Miyazawa immediately touched his lips and bit his fingers with confused eyes when he heard the sound, and his voice became bubbly and greasy: "Is this...doctor or nurse?" ?”

Jing Xiaoqiang slapped his chopsticks: "They are serious doctors and nurses, not the kind you secretly watch at home!"

Really, the audience in front of countless TVs laughed louder than pigs.

I never expected that a girl like Miyazawa Rie who has both beauty and temperament is so ambiguous in private...

This is of course an adaptation of the Mancai section discussed by Jing Xiaoqiang and Miyazawa.

It can be regarded as the cross talk of the focal pot.

Miyazawa and her mother have seen these performances in various nightclubs since childhood.

Maybe she also has a heart to talk about cross talk in her bones.

Jing Xiaoqiang listened to her explanation, but felt that your level of cross talk is really far behind.

At any rate, he was also led by Sister Bai on the evil path of praising the eyes. That girl usually listens to cross talk broadcasts with Jing Xiaoqiang's high-end stereo at home, and only buys cross talk when she buys tapes and albums.

Therefore, those who are swayed by their ears can be regarded as able to tease a few words at any time.

Mancai's scorching form of cross talk, although it's two people playing lip service, has a lot of fixed routines.

To put it simply, the one on the left is in charge of talking about things normally, while the one on the right has to shake the burden with irrational jokes.

Such a normal and absurd collision produces a laughing fruit.

The main force is this charismatic character who is known as the underdog.

In cross talk, teasing is the main safflower, and seldom talking is green leaves, but it often plays the opposite of the sudden sense of humor.

It's a relatively simple question and answer, and the answer needs to be a bit brain-opening.

Jing Xiaoqiang adjusted the rhythm of the dialogue, first destroying the performance posture that the top hand must be on the left and the bottom hand is on the right.

Then the two have to attack and defend each other, destroying that fixed role positioning.

Naturally, it blurred the audience's association with Mancai's performance.

The main reason is that the audience these days is relatively simple. Even TV stations do not have so many variety shows that are all staged shots of scripts.

The last time Miyazawa and An Ning had a big fight on a TV show, it was even more real than the pyramid artifacts!
Right now I'm like, wow?!
Miyazawa also reads the sick building series of the teachers.

The beautiful girl hurriedly said, "Oh, what should I say when I see your mother?"

Jing Xiaoqiang made the last point the most embarrassing: "Normally, you can say what you should say when you meet your elders..."

Miyazawa thought about it and bowed dignifiedly: "It's the first time we meet, mom..."

Jing Xiaoqiang almost sprayed his face: "In China, how can we call mother when we meet for the first time?"

Miyazawa's expression was delicate and startled: "Could it be called Dad? Isn't that called you..."

This is the unexpected brain circuit of Mancai's routine.

The audience burst into laughter instantly!
Even if he didn't know the stalk of calling him father, he would die laughing at the silly and sweet expression on Miyazawa's face.

This girl is so funny.

Jing Xiaoqiang

Also sighed helplessly: "Your IQ may not be recognized by my mother, call me Auntie!"

Miyazawa quickly changed: "Oh, Auntie, nice to meet you..."

Jing Xiaoqiang erased the traces of Mancai again, and said in a gloomy way: "You are too happy!"

Miyazawa was stunned, the kind who didn't know how to answer the conversation.

TV viewers probably laughed their heads off.

Are these two always so funny?
Anyway, I never thought that the burden of jokes is so dense, it is definitely due to the script.

With the level of Jing Xiaoqiang who dared to talk about a talk show at the Metropolitan Opera House, he easily grasped the rhythm, and got up to pay the bill after drinking the noodle soup.

The filming crew hurriedly followed the filming, watching Miyazawa bouncing around and saying goodnight to other media reporters, and continuing to play tricks on Jing Xiaoqiang's arm: "Come on, come on, let me practice for a while."

Jing Xiaoqiang came out to tease: "Then what gift did you bring for my mother?"

Sure enough, Miyazawa said something amazing again: "Send a set of Ultraman Tiga?"

The cute signature gesture of crossing palms, and the cute chug in the mouth: "Auntie, do you believe that there are superheroes in this world who can save fate? Luo Sang is my superhero..."

The audience laughed so hard that tears came out. How can a little touch be fat?
Who would care to identify whether this is Mancai's routine.

Jing Xiaoqiang rolled his eyes: "Who will see the future mother-in-law giving Ultraman Tiga, you should be normal! Be normal, just like in the TV series..."

Miyazawa said, "Oh, TV series, I'm familiar with this..."

The show started immediately, with the kindness and horror of a little rabbit on his face: "Auntie, we really love each other, don't tear us apart..."

Jing Xiaoqiang didn't follow the funny way, and acted together, the gloomy Jie Jie Jie sneered: "This is 500 million, leave my son!"

Miyazawa was immediately sunny: "Dollars? Good auntie!"

The two of them who didn't follow the rules at all, felt that they acted like this in normal times.

Is this making fun of the clichéd plots of TV dramas?
Maybe all the viewers who watched the TV show felt that the lives of these two were too happy!
It seems that ever since Miyazawa Rihui became famous as a beautiful national girl, she has never thought that she also has such a playful and lively character.

Even Jing Xiaoqiang couldn't help reaching out and hugging and kissing.

Just ask such a female friend, who doesn't love it.

After moving the car home, the couple waved goodbye to the OB van that was camped here, and entered the house and went upstairs, that is, the monitoring angles installed in advance on each floor were fixed and the radio was added.

The audience concentrated again, wow, this is the home of the top class.

The Beat was parked indoors on the first floor, and there were many car tools around the fitness equipment. Obviously, the male owner still has the hobby and hands-on ability to tinker with mechanical maintenance.

Just as he habitually reached out to ask his boyfriend to take off his coat, Miyazawa continued to learn from the scriptures: "And then, what should I ask?"

Jing Xiaoqiang pushed her upstairs: "Of course, the first thing is to talk, Auntie, are you in good health? This is the minimum greeting, and my mother will probably ask you in good health, the boring greetings of adults..."

Who would have thought that Miyazawa took off his coat, and he was wearing a blue hip-fitting skirt that was bulging everywhere, and he swayed his body gracefully: "Yes, auntie, I'm in pretty good health, where's the ****..."

Jing Xiaoqiang was so angry that he let go of his hands: "Don't burn like this!"

The girl who fell into his arms smiled coquettishly!
Well, at this time, maybe she should be considered a young and hot young woman, with a mixture of mature charm and youthful and charming figure...

I just hate that these two hugged each other on the stairs and gnawed together. The downstairs can only record, and the upstairs can only see a silhouette. I am so anxious to death.

But whoever has such a girlfriend, can't bear it, and it's still burning like this.

In fact, Jing Xiaoqiang was the one who designed this scene.

As people from Xinxiang, the reality show they were most familiar with in those years must be that big-ass girl's family

Let's fight together.

All kinds of teasing, intimacy, flirting.

Absolutely broadened the broadcast scale of the entire television industry.

It's not that you have to be real like the teachers to be a hooker, sometimes it's just a touch of the edge but it will make people think.

It took a long time before I went upstairs like glue and curled up on the sofa, whispering and laughing.

This is definitely the first time that all Japanese audiences have seen the intimate drama of a reality show.

Red Chicken!
Too red...

The second floor is also very ordinary, without the extravagance and luxury imagined by top stars, it is just a simple decoration built by an ordinary family, a set of sofas, a dining table and chairs, plus various plush toys, suitcases, and even a little mess.

Couples who can sit on the sofa at will don't care at all.

Miyazawa's comedian elements also completely distracted the audience from looking around.

Jing Xiaoqiang also acted well, almost wailing: "My God, you can't talk about the things you should talk about, such as asking about your boyfriend..."

Unexpectedly, Miyazawa jumped up from the sofa and covered his mouth in surprise: "Ah? Does your mother have a boyfriend, I thought only my mother has one..."

Maybe the whole land of Japan was stunned for a moment, surprised by the beautiful girl's way of thinking that I don't know which strings to tie, and then laughed wildly with everyone at the same time!
Even the next day, all the media could not help but comment on this program from various angles:
"It feels like even Mt. Fuji has been laughing for a long time. This couple of national couples let everyone share their happiness!"

"I never thought Lihui had such a cute side..."

"Being cared for by Robert-kun, she may only be happy..."

Some passers-by were interviewed on the street: "When I heard that Lihui had a boyfriend, I felt that I had lost all hope in life. I saw my lover again... But when I saw her smile with Robert, I felt like This is her happiest home..."

"On the contrary, I'm a fan of Robert, and I'm very upset that a world-renowned musician like him should be entangled by a bad artist like Miyazawa and a problem child from a broken family. But I agree with yesterday's documentary Miyazawa said the truth in a joking tone, he is a superhero, come to save Miyazawa’s superheroes, bless them, I hope I can also meet my superhero, and ask Miyazawa’s amazing Where can I buy skin cream?"

That's right, Miyazawa's performance in this live-action cross talk made all the audience see a girl full of infinite hopes for a better life.

She is no longer the troubled girl who took off for money to shoot a photo album, and she is no longer the poor child who has no father and is sucked by her mother, looking for a sense of security everywhere.

That kind of happiness made the audience not pay much attention to the details of the bedroom in the back.

Absolutely no one said I took off my pants, you show me this?