I really don't want to fight with gods
Chapter 1508 Stand-up comedy is my specialty
Chapter 1508 Stand-up comedy is my specialty
The invitation letter is to invite Jing Xiaoqiang to perform with the Paris Philharmonic Orchestra, which ranks among the top five best symphony orchestras in the world.
But the final agreement was a special aria singing session.
In the past two or three years, Jing Xiaoqiang has basically stopped performing in person in musicals. In addition to the stereotyped body and muscle structure, he is becoming less and less suitable for fine dance moves that flicker around.
If only Jing Xiaoqiang's own song and dance troupe can come to the repertoire, it can be done at any time. There are already very mature main troupes and sub- troupes touring around the world, and there is a resident troupe in the West End of London that can be summoned in minutes.
Jing Xiaoqiang was still lazy and went to work by himself, and left work after singing with the other band.
But he still brought a lot of people. After the eight performances in Vienna and Paris, Aiwen's model team has basically lined up A, B, and the reserve group. As for the hundreds of people, Du Ruolan became a model for Aiwen and Doherty. A training and performing arts company specializing in the delivery of African talents, mainly engaged in African relations.
Before the final show in London, this self-contained model agency has been sending models to various places for catwalks. Paris has various international shows every day, and there are invitations every day.
But now, under the banner of Jing Xiaoqiang, they all came to the opera house to listen to the boss's singing. Whether it is Black Pearl, Eastern European actors, or South American supermodels, it is always good to see more of these big scenes.
Instead of competing for seats with the hard-to-find audience, they all sat quietly on the sub-stage inside the curtain. After watching the world-renowned Paris Philharmonic Orchestra take their seats, the audience was silent.
The [-] seats are distributed in the stands on three floors, and on the four side stands on each side.
The light dimmed, and there were waiters in tuxedos who showed seats to the occasional latecomers. This was probably because they were dressed too casually, and they were required to wear shirts and trousers instead of sandals and slippers.
But they are mainly holding delicate small flashlights to warn those who don’t sit upright, and even dare to touch the camera secretly, and if they dare to disrespect the artist, they will get fucked.
The Bastille Opera House is not as pretentious as the Garnier Opera House. A suit, bow tie and dress are the starting requirements, but there must be at least rules.
Then we watched the artists take the stage together, welcomed international superstars and super rich people to the center of the stage with warm applause, and followed the spotlights for close-ups.
At a distance of tens of hundreds of meters at the farthest, the burly figure and the decent dress are much clearer than in the concert.
Zhou Qingyun, who was sitting on a side stage similar to a box, was excited. She had heard Jing Xiaoqiang’s vocals many times at the Shanghai Opera House, but it was the dream of mainland art workers to be able to stand on the best stage in Europe.
In particular, people are always ridiculed for worshiping foreign countries, or ridiculed for not being able to keep up with foreigners' authentic bel canto genre.
It's quite small and aggrieved.
I felt a little trembling, my eyes were already full of tears, my hands trembling unconsciously smoothed the folds of the velvet and satin cheongsam, and then I looked towards the stage.
Mosea heard that Du Ruolan said that this was her husband's teacher, a very respected old man, so she sat beside her caringly, watching Zhou Qingyun burst into tears before she heard the song, and hurriedly passed the handkerchief.
I never thought that Jing Xiaoqiang opened his mouth in French with a Jinmen accent: "Everyone, how many places have you been to? Seven continents and five oceans, 229 countries and regions, and the circumference of the equator is 75 kilometers. How many cities and countries have you been to? , is there as many as me? In the past two months alone, I have traveled from HK to Tokyo, Vancouver, San Francisco..."
He spoke in a hurry and quickly, and his words were crisp and clear.
He put up the name of the dish!
The audience was sluggish!
We're here to listen to elegant opera arias, not to listen to this weird... how nice it is!
Many children learn to speak cross talk, either dryly or terribly embarrassing, because they don't have a good sense of rhythm.
In the past two days, Jing Xiaoqiang practiced a little rhetoric with sister Marceau at home, and slipped away a lot.
It seems to be showing off and there is a sudden stop: "But! It's almost the same as if I didn't go. They are all holding concerts. This is a business trip. Everyone, I have been there but I have no impression. The three places I am most familiar with are airports, hotels, and performance venues. , I haven’t climbed Mount Fuji in Tokyo, I haven’t seen the Lions Gate Bridge in Vancouver, and I don’t know about San Francisco…”
Another series of machine-gun-like displays of articulation.
Zhou Qingyun's tears rolled down her eyelids, and they were soaked back. The corners of her eyes with crow's feet smiled again, and she held Mosea's hand full of doting: "This child..."
She could understand some French, but not so slippery.
French, the language characteristics that French people are most proud of are beautiful, clear and pleasing to the ear, accurate and vivid, and this characteristic is interpreted to the extreme by Jing Xiaoqiang.
"In this world, there are high mountains and flowing water, mountains and rivers, blue seas and emerald green lakes, white snow and flying waterfalls, endless green prairie, and a desert where you can't die if you jump from a height of more than ten meters. , there are colorful corals, there are canyons where not a single blade of grass grows, and there are super-looking young ladies who walk all over the street with big white legs, but I am just on a business trip on the stage..."
The speech was extremely fast, and the audience did not know who was taking the lead, but they actually applauded, and then the audience applauded like a dream, and the dumbfounded waiters and seat attendants also silently applauded.
Among the beauties in the backstage, very few could understand French, and there were a few from Eastern Europe, but they couldn't help applauding just seeing Jing Xiaoqiang controlling the atmosphere of the audience.
At this time, Jing Xiaoqiang shook his burden: "Until I came to Paris, came out of the Louvre Museum to the river, turned left and walked to the Pont des Arts. There was a miss bell in the HK movie "Across the World", which let me know where it is. , cross the river, and then walk all the way to German Street, at this time, there is the Cafe Shuangshou on the right, and the Cafe Flore in front, where a beautiful figure once smiled sweetly..."
The audience couldn't help booing in unison, that was the famous scene of Su Fei Marceau's movie!
Su Fei Marceau and Du Ruolan were in the back row of the side stage, rolling their eyes mischievously together. God knows how many beautiful figures he has seen.
That’s right, the characteristics of Paris are like this. Any street corner or riverside may be a famous scene in a play, any street or any building may be a place of historical interest, and you don’t need to look for it:
"Turn left and you can wander all the way to Odion. You can see the statues of Danton, Diderot and various shops. Cross the river and you will find Place de la Bastille. Go straight ahead to Place de la République. If you don't like it, turn left to Marais. Rue Saint-Honoré focuses on fashion monopoly and a full range of luxury goods. Avenue Montaigne has the most concentrated top brands, but the only bad thing is that the average height of the girls on the street seems to be a bit taller, and the art exhibitions of various galleries in Beaumarchaise... …Well, in theory, with a pair of reliable shoes, you can walk around the most beautiful places in Paris, so at this time, having a pair of KING97 is definitely your best companion for walking in Paris!”
Everyone was shaking their heads when they heard it. That's right, Robert, you really know Paris, but you were caught off guard by an advertisement!
Seeing Jing Xiaoqiang pretending to raise his foot to indicate the sneakers under the dress, he laughed.
But this guy is dressed in a serious manner: "As long as I wear it, I want to sing "The Song of the Matador"..."
The philharmonic orchestra, which has been rehearsed briefly in the past two days, has obviously been trained and generally does not laugh. The conductor has already calmly beat the beat and mobilized the prelude.
The aria in "Carmen", known as the brightest pearl in the history of French opera, is a bass.
Jing Xiaoqiang's low-frequency resonance is like playing basketball. When he dribbles the ball to a height of only a few millimeters from the ground, the rhythm is still clear, long and stable.
The laughter dissipated in an instant, and thousands of faces were surprised, oh oh, it sounds so good!
Is this the strength of a top expert?
Whether you are listening to the lively layman or the expert in the art, you can take a deep breath and lean back in your chair to enjoy listening.
Especially in the middle there is a ridiculous ballad "Matador, get ready, Matador, Matador, in the fight you have to remember, those black eyes are watching you, and love is waiting for you..."
Regardless of whether people who understand bel canto or not, they must have heard this playful melody since they were young, and they all shook their heads again.
Only in Paris.
In this city full of buildings built a hundred years ago, a relic was demolished to build a modern opera house with a glass and steel exterior, which is extremely inclusive.
This special talk show plus aria performance at the Vienna State Opera or the London Opera House will be booed by the audience and even rejected by the opera house.
The concept of sticking to tradition in Europe is very deep-rooted, and only some Italians, as well as France, which is very convenient to change the national flag, can tolerate this rebellious way of entertainment and vocal music.
Of course, Jing Xiaoqiang’s vocals are also impeccable, focusing on the most famous opera arias in French operas such as "Carmen", "Faust", "Manon" and "Werther", plus Berlioz's work " The Wrath of Faust".
The Paris Philharmonic Orchestra is recognized as the best orchestra in the world to interpret Berlioz's works. The global authority on interpreting French music is naturally a perfect match with Jing Xiaoqiang to present a wonderful vocal artwork.
The talk show is just to let most customers who do not have much foundation in bel canto and vocal patience, can maintain a happy mood while enjoying serious music.
This is precisely the characteristic of the Bastille Opera House, which emphasizes keeping pace with the times and bringing forth the new in the inheritance of classics, and even shows its open and inclusive artistic attitude in the wonderful presentation of the avant-garde and modern.
In the end, Jing Xiaoqiang had to come out and sang five famous songs including "My Sun" and "No One Sleeps Tonight" before the curtain call was barely completed, and the audience left the stage with satisfied applause.
After watching the show, Hei Zai and the others went to London to make final preparations for the performance, but Jing Xiaoqiang would stay and perform for another three days.
Backstage, while congratulating the conductor and performers of the Philharmonic Orchestra and concluding, while accepting that Zhou Qingyun brought the leaders of the academy and graduate students to congratulate the success of the performance, the senior management of the Bastille Opera House came.
The conductor of the Philharmonic Orchestra raised eyebrows at Jing Xiaoqiang and said in a low voice, "They are having a hard time recently, it's all up to you to choose this place to perform..."
Jing Xiaoqiang, huh?
It is true that where there are people, there are rivers and lakes, so we must take advantage of the opportunity.
(End of this chapter)
The invitation letter is to invite Jing Xiaoqiang to perform with the Paris Philharmonic Orchestra, which ranks among the top five best symphony orchestras in the world.
But the final agreement was a special aria singing session.
In the past two or three years, Jing Xiaoqiang has basically stopped performing in person in musicals. In addition to the stereotyped body and muscle structure, he is becoming less and less suitable for fine dance moves that flicker around.
If only Jing Xiaoqiang's own song and dance troupe can come to the repertoire, it can be done at any time. There are already very mature main troupes and sub- troupes touring around the world, and there is a resident troupe in the West End of London that can be summoned in minutes.
Jing Xiaoqiang was still lazy and went to work by himself, and left work after singing with the other band.
But he still brought a lot of people. After the eight performances in Vienna and Paris, Aiwen's model team has basically lined up A, B, and the reserve group. As for the hundreds of people, Du Ruolan became a model for Aiwen and Doherty. A training and performing arts company specializing in the delivery of African talents, mainly engaged in African relations.
Before the final show in London, this self-contained model agency has been sending models to various places for catwalks. Paris has various international shows every day, and there are invitations every day.
But now, under the banner of Jing Xiaoqiang, they all came to the opera house to listen to the boss's singing. Whether it is Black Pearl, Eastern European actors, or South American supermodels, it is always good to see more of these big scenes.
Instead of competing for seats with the hard-to-find audience, they all sat quietly on the sub-stage inside the curtain. After watching the world-renowned Paris Philharmonic Orchestra take their seats, the audience was silent.
The [-] seats are distributed in the stands on three floors, and on the four side stands on each side.
The light dimmed, and there were waiters in tuxedos who showed seats to the occasional latecomers. This was probably because they were dressed too casually, and they were required to wear shirts and trousers instead of sandals and slippers.
But they are mainly holding delicate small flashlights to warn those who don’t sit upright, and even dare to touch the camera secretly, and if they dare to disrespect the artist, they will get fucked.
The Bastille Opera House is not as pretentious as the Garnier Opera House. A suit, bow tie and dress are the starting requirements, but there must be at least rules.
Then we watched the artists take the stage together, welcomed international superstars and super rich people to the center of the stage with warm applause, and followed the spotlights for close-ups.
At a distance of tens of hundreds of meters at the farthest, the burly figure and the decent dress are much clearer than in the concert.
Zhou Qingyun, who was sitting on a side stage similar to a box, was excited. She had heard Jing Xiaoqiang’s vocals many times at the Shanghai Opera House, but it was the dream of mainland art workers to be able to stand on the best stage in Europe.
In particular, people are always ridiculed for worshiping foreign countries, or ridiculed for not being able to keep up with foreigners' authentic bel canto genre.
It's quite small and aggrieved.
I felt a little trembling, my eyes were already full of tears, my hands trembling unconsciously smoothed the folds of the velvet and satin cheongsam, and then I looked towards the stage.
Mosea heard that Du Ruolan said that this was her husband's teacher, a very respected old man, so she sat beside her caringly, watching Zhou Qingyun burst into tears before she heard the song, and hurriedly passed the handkerchief.
I never thought that Jing Xiaoqiang opened his mouth in French with a Jinmen accent: "Everyone, how many places have you been to? Seven continents and five oceans, 229 countries and regions, and the circumference of the equator is 75 kilometers. How many cities and countries have you been to? , is there as many as me? In the past two months alone, I have traveled from HK to Tokyo, Vancouver, San Francisco..."
He spoke in a hurry and quickly, and his words were crisp and clear.
He put up the name of the dish!
The audience was sluggish!
We're here to listen to elegant opera arias, not to listen to this weird... how nice it is!
Many children learn to speak cross talk, either dryly or terribly embarrassing, because they don't have a good sense of rhythm.
In the past two days, Jing Xiaoqiang practiced a little rhetoric with sister Marceau at home, and slipped away a lot.
It seems to be showing off and there is a sudden stop: "But! It's almost the same as if I didn't go. They are all holding concerts. This is a business trip. Everyone, I have been there but I have no impression. The three places I am most familiar with are airports, hotels, and performance venues. , I haven’t climbed Mount Fuji in Tokyo, I haven’t seen the Lions Gate Bridge in Vancouver, and I don’t know about San Francisco…”
Another series of machine-gun-like displays of articulation.
Zhou Qingyun's tears rolled down her eyelids, and they were soaked back. The corners of her eyes with crow's feet smiled again, and she held Mosea's hand full of doting: "This child..."
She could understand some French, but not so slippery.
French, the language characteristics that French people are most proud of are beautiful, clear and pleasing to the ear, accurate and vivid, and this characteristic is interpreted to the extreme by Jing Xiaoqiang.
"In this world, there are high mountains and flowing water, mountains and rivers, blue seas and emerald green lakes, white snow and flying waterfalls, endless green prairie, and a desert where you can't die if you jump from a height of more than ten meters. , there are colorful corals, there are canyons where not a single blade of grass grows, and there are super-looking young ladies who walk all over the street with big white legs, but I am just on a business trip on the stage..."
The speech was extremely fast, and the audience did not know who was taking the lead, but they actually applauded, and then the audience applauded like a dream, and the dumbfounded waiters and seat attendants also silently applauded.
Among the beauties in the backstage, very few could understand French, and there were a few from Eastern Europe, but they couldn't help applauding just seeing Jing Xiaoqiang controlling the atmosphere of the audience.
At this time, Jing Xiaoqiang shook his burden: "Until I came to Paris, came out of the Louvre Museum to the river, turned left and walked to the Pont des Arts. There was a miss bell in the HK movie "Across the World", which let me know where it is. , cross the river, and then walk all the way to German Street, at this time, there is the Cafe Shuangshou on the right, and the Cafe Flore in front, where a beautiful figure once smiled sweetly..."
The audience couldn't help booing in unison, that was the famous scene of Su Fei Marceau's movie!
Su Fei Marceau and Du Ruolan were in the back row of the side stage, rolling their eyes mischievously together. God knows how many beautiful figures he has seen.
That’s right, the characteristics of Paris are like this. Any street corner or riverside may be a famous scene in a play, any street or any building may be a place of historical interest, and you don’t need to look for it:
"Turn left and you can wander all the way to Odion. You can see the statues of Danton, Diderot and various shops. Cross the river and you will find Place de la Bastille. Go straight ahead to Place de la République. If you don't like it, turn left to Marais. Rue Saint-Honoré focuses on fashion monopoly and a full range of luxury goods. Avenue Montaigne has the most concentrated top brands, but the only bad thing is that the average height of the girls on the street seems to be a bit taller, and the art exhibitions of various galleries in Beaumarchaise... …Well, in theory, with a pair of reliable shoes, you can walk around the most beautiful places in Paris, so at this time, having a pair of KING97 is definitely your best companion for walking in Paris!”
Everyone was shaking their heads when they heard it. That's right, Robert, you really know Paris, but you were caught off guard by an advertisement!
Seeing Jing Xiaoqiang pretending to raise his foot to indicate the sneakers under the dress, he laughed.
But this guy is dressed in a serious manner: "As long as I wear it, I want to sing "The Song of the Matador"..."
The philharmonic orchestra, which has been rehearsed briefly in the past two days, has obviously been trained and generally does not laugh. The conductor has already calmly beat the beat and mobilized the prelude.
The aria in "Carmen", known as the brightest pearl in the history of French opera, is a bass.
Jing Xiaoqiang's low-frequency resonance is like playing basketball. When he dribbles the ball to a height of only a few millimeters from the ground, the rhythm is still clear, long and stable.
The laughter dissipated in an instant, and thousands of faces were surprised, oh oh, it sounds so good!
Is this the strength of a top expert?
Whether you are listening to the lively layman or the expert in the art, you can take a deep breath and lean back in your chair to enjoy listening.
Especially in the middle there is a ridiculous ballad "Matador, get ready, Matador, Matador, in the fight you have to remember, those black eyes are watching you, and love is waiting for you..."
Regardless of whether people who understand bel canto or not, they must have heard this playful melody since they were young, and they all shook their heads again.
Only in Paris.
In this city full of buildings built a hundred years ago, a relic was demolished to build a modern opera house with a glass and steel exterior, which is extremely inclusive.
This special talk show plus aria performance at the Vienna State Opera or the London Opera House will be booed by the audience and even rejected by the opera house.
The concept of sticking to tradition in Europe is very deep-rooted, and only some Italians, as well as France, which is very convenient to change the national flag, can tolerate this rebellious way of entertainment and vocal music.
Of course, Jing Xiaoqiang’s vocals are also impeccable, focusing on the most famous opera arias in French operas such as "Carmen", "Faust", "Manon" and "Werther", plus Berlioz's work " The Wrath of Faust".
The Paris Philharmonic Orchestra is recognized as the best orchestra in the world to interpret Berlioz's works. The global authority on interpreting French music is naturally a perfect match with Jing Xiaoqiang to present a wonderful vocal artwork.
The talk show is just to let most customers who do not have much foundation in bel canto and vocal patience, can maintain a happy mood while enjoying serious music.
This is precisely the characteristic of the Bastille Opera House, which emphasizes keeping pace with the times and bringing forth the new in the inheritance of classics, and even shows its open and inclusive artistic attitude in the wonderful presentation of the avant-garde and modern.
In the end, Jing Xiaoqiang had to come out and sang five famous songs including "My Sun" and "No One Sleeps Tonight" before the curtain call was barely completed, and the audience left the stage with satisfied applause.
After watching the show, Hei Zai and the others went to London to make final preparations for the performance, but Jing Xiaoqiang would stay and perform for another three days.
Backstage, while congratulating the conductor and performers of the Philharmonic Orchestra and concluding, while accepting that Zhou Qingyun brought the leaders of the academy and graduate students to congratulate the success of the performance, the senior management of the Bastille Opera House came.
The conductor of the Philharmonic Orchestra raised eyebrows at Jing Xiaoqiang and said in a low voice, "They are having a hard time recently, it's all up to you to choose this place to perform..."
Jing Xiaoqiang, huh?
It is true that where there are people, there are rivers and lakes, so we must take advantage of the opportunity.
(End of this chapter)
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