Live Immortal Cultivation: Ask Daoists to Believe in Science

Chapter 242
"Senior brother, Emperor Zhenwu is watching us from Tianzhu Peak, how can you spout blood?"

"It's the golden roof that was struck by the lightning. It's none of my business, Jiang. I really don't understand what you're talking about. It's boring." Jiang Yun said righteously.

After he finished speaking, he shook his sleeves and left, returning to the Wudang faction.

The three people who stayed in place looked at each other and almost scolded their mothers in their hearts.

The drone followed behind Jiang Yun, filming his back as he left gracefully, and the water friends in the live broadcast room began to play tricks wildly.

"You guys are arresting Lu Xun, it's none of my business, Zhou Shuren, hahaha."

"I seriously suspect that the Taoist priest is the reincarnation of Lu Xun. He has played too much in this way."

"Heavenly Tribulation hacked the golden roof, it's none of my business, it's not a problem at all!"

"What you want to arrest is Bi Mawen, what's the matter with me, Monkey King?"

Jiang Yun returned to the Wudang School, and he handed over the burnt coins to Chen Shiyu.

"Uncle, are you going through the tribulation smoothly?"

Jiang Yun narrowed his eyes, and he squinted at Chen Shiyu.

"Master, I understand, don't ask, I don't know, I believe in science!"

"I've tidied up the guest room for you, do you want to take a rest?" Chen Shiyu asked weakly in a deadlock for an instant.

Jiang Yun went to look at the room, and found that the Wudang faction's guest room was similar to Tianyuan Taoist Temple, except that there was something moving inside the quilt on the bed.

When he opened it, it turned out that Xiaobai was lying inside.

"Beeeeeeeeee~~~"

"Rebellious disciple, in broad daylight, you call me a teacher and go to bed with you, what a shame, if you want to sleep, you can sleep by yourself!"

Xiao Bai grunted willingly, then turned his head and went to sleep.

The water friends in the live broadcast room always feel that something is wrong.

"Is there any problem between Taoist priest and Xiaobai?"

"In broad daylight, the world is bright and clear. I just want to know whether the Japanese character is serious or not?"

[Sixteen Characters of Yin and Yang]: "The Taoist priest taught Xiaobai all his money, and Xiaobai repaid him with a spring. Is there a problem? There is no problem!"

"Fuck, damn yin and yang, your wheel is on my face!"

"Don't open it, don't open it, the child's face is hurting from your pressure."

[Sixteen Characters of Yin Yang] was banned by [Xiao Min] for 24 hours.

"This live broadcast room is a civilized live broadcast room. Please don't drive. The Taoist priest has a normal sexual orientation. I will prove it for the Taoist priest!"

"I can prove to the Taoist priest that both of our children are born this year."

"Xing, the female fan in the live broadcast room is really Xing. Daochang just graduated from university. He is 22 this year, and his child is eighteen. You have broken the law!"

Jiang Yun originally had the habit of taking a nap, but in front of more than 20 water friends, he was really embarrassed to share the same bed with Xiaobai.

So in desperation, I can only stroll around the Wudang faction.

Wudang School is the veritable number one check-in holy place in Wudang Mountain. There are scenic spots and historical sites everywhere in Taoist temples, and there are many tourists.

The snack street at the entrance of Tianyuan Taoist Temple is only set up two or three times a month, but the snack street at the entrance of others has fixed stalls.

Eating, drinking and having fun is everything.

Jiang Yun stood at the entrance of the Taoist temple, looked around, and sighed.

The water friends in the live broadcast room exclaimed as if they had never seen the world.

"Good guy, isn't that someone's little one, a famous female Internet celebrity, why has she also come to Wudang Mountain to check in?"

"Yeah, I remembered, long-legged beauty, dancing thief six, so real people look like this!"

"The Taoist priest's drone ruined the goddess of my dreams. There is a big gap between the real person and the video!"

"Anchor, can you give someone a beautification, and also a special effect that stretches the legs, otherwise I have no material to dream about tonight."

"Hey, sweet dreams are shattered, my goddess!"

"I'll teach you a little trick. To watch beautiful women dance on Douyin and Kuaishou, you can pick up your phone and look down from the top to see their real leg length."

Jiang Yun ignored the barrage of water friends in the live broadcast room asking him to interact with those female Internet celebrities. He wandered around the snack street and finally came to a stall where a dispute occurred.

This is a booth for fortune-telling. Judging by the attire of the stall owner, he should be a disciple of the Wudang School.

At this moment, sitting across from him was a burly man with a swollen face. The burly man had an extremely unhappy expression and was scolding loudly.

"Smelly Taoist priest, do you still remember the divination you made for me two months ago?"

"You keep saying that I won't have children of my own within a year. Oh, yesterday, my wife went to the hospital for a physical examination, twins."

"You still have the nerve to charge me 300 yuan, but today you will either refund the money, or I will destroy your booth!"

The little Taoist fortune-teller was thin and only in his 20s. He looked at the strong man opposite him who kept patting the table, lowered his head weakly, and shivered.

The aura of these two people is not on the same level at all.

It's pitiful to be bullied like this at the door of the house!

Jiang Yun walked out of the crowd, he patted the strong man on the shoulder, and said: "This layman, you have to forgive others and forgive others. If you make trouble like this in Wudang sect, it will be boring."

"Master Uncle?"

"Ok?"

"Uncle Master, my master is Master Chen. Don't worry, Uncle Master. I can solve this matter. I really did not miscalculate that hexagram." The little Taoist raised his head and said weakly.

boom!
The strong man patted the table angrily, took out the B-ultrasound picture from his trouser pocket, and asked, "The B-ultrasound of the city hospital is accurate, or your hexagram is accurate?"

"Grandparents, uncles and aunts, brothers and sisters present, please comment on me!"

His face was full of flesh, the table was loudly slapped, and his appearance was quite ferocious. If he hadn't done anything, the crowd of onlookers would have pulled out their mobile phones to call the police.

Jiang Yun smiled. He walked over, let the little Taoist stand up, and sat down opposite the strong man.

"This layman, don't be so angry, let's talk about things and we can understand them."

"Come on, do a divination. If you don't understand the divination today, I will pay you a hundred times the price!"

Jiang Yun threw a turtle shell and three copper coins over.

The strong man took the tortoise shell, he put the copper coins in it, shook it vigorously, and then poured it out.

"You stinky Taoist priest, do you really mean what you say?"

Jiang Yun ignored him. He looked down at the copper coins on the table and couldn't help laughing.

"From the method of the method, according to one hundred and two clouds, Sanxingmen, five thousand and six to apply."

"The gallbladder is ugly, the liver is in the lungs, the stomach is full and the spleen is in the heart."

"This layman, your problem is probably a little serious!"

The people around were whispering, and the water friends in the live broadcast room were all dumbfounded when they heard Jiang Yun's nagging.

"Fuck, the Taoist priest seems to be getting serious."

"Good guy, why do I feel that today's matter is hard to get better."

"When smashing the stalls at the entrance of the Wudang faction, the Taoist priest didn't directly attack people, it's because of the rule of law society."

"What, who can give us a few hexagrams, I know all the words, why can't I understand when they are connected together?"

"That old liar Yin Yang should know, but it's a pity he was banned by the housekeeper."

The strong man slapped the table and angrily said: "Smelly Taoist priest, what are you talking about?"

Jiang Yun sneered and asked, "Is the poor Taoist talking nonsense, don't you know?"

"Your daughter-in-law went to the hospital for a physical examination, but you didn't take a physical examination for yourself to check if there is any problem with the kidney?"

(End of this chapter)