Live Immortal Cultivation: Ask Daoists to Believe in Science

Chapter 257 Damn Mosaic
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The expressions of the three gangsters changed on the spot when they heard laughter behind them.

"Brother, it's not good to have an ambush!"

"Good guy, three people, now three against five, we don't have the advantage!"

"From the time we entered the door, the two stinky Taoist priests in front of us were calm and relaxed. I knew that things were not that simple."

After the three stupid thieves heard it, they turned around and argued, "Two priests, don't get me wrong, we are not in the same group."

"Three brothers, we are colleagues, don't resist, hurry up and kneel down, and fighting for leniency is our best ending."

After the bald bandit found that the three of them were kneeling neatly behind him, and they were cowards, he breathed a sigh of relief and regained his courage.

He stroked his hair, and said calmly: "I thought I had to pluck five hairs today in order to borrow the True Martial Sword, but now it seems that I only need to pluck two hairs."

"Two brothers, don't be dumbfounded, three-on-two, I have the advantage, just do it!"

After Jiang Yun found out that Uncle Mo Yuan hadn't planned to do anything, he reluctantly took out three pine needles from his clothes and shot them casually.

Snapped!Snapped!Snapped!
The three pine needles pierced directly in front of the three thugs, and the pine needles sank directly into the soil.

The faces of the three thugs changed, and they all took three steps back in a tacit understanding.

"Damn it, the idea is tricky, the wind is tight, blah!"

As soon as the three of them turned around, Jiang Yun raised his hand and shot three more pine needles.

These three pine needles were inserted directly in front of them, blocking the way.

Seeing this, the bald bandits gritted their teeth and stamped their feet. They took out three yellow talismans from their pockets.

casual.

He started to take off his clothes, really naked, not even keeping his pants.

Fortunately, the drone coded the live broadcast content in time, otherwise Jiang Yun's live broadcast room would have been blocked in violation of regulations.

The water friends in the live broadcast room, everyone is stupid at this time, if you can't beat them, you can't beat them, and there is no shame in admitting a mistake, why did you start to take off your clothes?
"Fuck, there are strange flowers every year, especially this year, these three couldn't be escaped from the mental hospital, right?"

"I lost it, what a hot eye!"

"Ah! Ah! Ah! This girl is going blind."

[Psychiatric hospital director]: "Dear fellows, I'm really sorry, the security guards in our hospital asked for leave yesterday, so we let them run out."

"Dean, hurry up and take him back!"

"Good guy, is this the legendary golden cicada escaping its shell?"

After the three thugs finished taking off their clothes, they each held a yellow talisman and were about to stick it on their chests.

Daoist Mo Yuan saw Huang Fu's expressionless face, and finally frowned slightly.

He said in an almost inaudible voice, "Invisibility Talisman?"

When Jiang Yun heard it, he remembered that he was live broadcasting, and secretly thought something was wrong.

He immediately poured out the cup of tea in his hand.

The hot tea splashed all over the three of them, just wet the yellow talisman on their chests.

The three gangsters didn't seem to know that the drawn spells would lose their original effect when they got wet.

With yellow symbols on their chests, they turned around, swaggered to the door, and twisted their bare buttocks.

"Hahaha, you two stinky Taoist priests scratched their heads, and you never thought that there was an expert behind the three of us."

"Have you ever seen the invisibility suit? Are you afraid that you only hear his voice but not see his person?"

"Our third brother confessed today, and tomorrow we will come to get the sword!"

After the bald bandit finished speaking, the corner of Jiang Yun's mouth twitched. He couldn't bear it any longer, and smashed the teacup in his hand.

slap!

The teacup hit the bald bandit's ass directly, then bounced off and landed firmly on the ground.

The bald bandit only felt someone kick his ass hard, and he fell directly on the ground.

At this time, the left buttock that was hit was already much rounder than the right half of the buttock, and it also turned blue-purple.

The three stupid thieves kneeling next to them finally couldn't help but leaned on the wall and laughed loudly.

The three of them were holding back very hard, so they laughed wantonly, laughing out with snot and tears.

"It's unscientific. We're clearly invisible. Can you see us?"

Daoist Mo Yuan looked at the three naked people in shock, and asked, "Take off your clothes and run out, aren't you cold?"

"Don't worry, everyone can see it. To be honest, I have lived for more than 100 years, and today I really got my eyes burnt."

Jiang Yun spoke rather unkindly, and made up the knife: "Uncle Shi, the three lay monks are already so embarrassed, you should stop talking and save face for others."

"How about the five of us pretending not to see?"

After the three thugs came to their senses, their faces immediately glowed with energy, and they quickly turned red, and then they turned around immediately, covering their good brother.

Although the water friends in the live broadcast room couldn't see it, they could still make up their brains through a pile of humanoid mosaics. The poses of the three people were quite shy.

"Help, fellow daoists, I really want to die laughing."

"Two priests: I don't want to see it either, but my eyes are not up to par, and I can see even small things clearly [funny]"

"I'm really curious. Is Mr. Luo in the live broadcast room? How many years will you be sentenced to for both attempted robbery and naked running in the street?"

"It can be distinguished from the color of the mosaic, it is quite white [dog head saves life]"

"Originally, I hated Mosaic all the time, but today Mosaic actually saved my dog's life."

"Good guy, it's a good thing there is a mosaic, otherwise there will be a needle's eye."

When the three thugs were about to put on their clothes, there were dense footsteps outside the door.

The shooting team of the Kung Fu documentary showed excellent basic skills, and they rushed to the scene in the first time.

Xiao Huihui looked at the scene in the Taoist temple, and he was also very shocked, and broke his defense directly: "Fuck, so unrestrained!"

"Sister Bingbing, leave the shooting task to me, don't look at it, open your eyes wide, tsk tsk, run around naked with a yellow talisman on your chest, is this the latest performance art?"

The filming team of the Kung Fu documentary filmed the three thugs on the spot, and the three were immediately stunned.

"Citizens have the right to personal privacy, you journalists have a bit of professional ethics, please, don't broadcast it indiscriminately!"

"It's over, my career in Tianjin Wei Qianmian Huan Shen 53, I'm afraid it will be completely ruined by now!"

"Big Brother, Second Brother, don't stand still, you two, hurry up and get dressed!"

When the three thugs were picking up their clothes, a roar came from behind the Kung Fu documentary photography team: "Don't shoot indiscriminately, don't block the way!"

The three of them were very moved, they thought that someone would stand up for them.

result.

More than 100 priests from the Wudang sect, led by Taoist priest Chen Yunlong, rushed in with sticks.

"Damn it, where is the rogue who wants to steal the real martial arts sword of our Wudang sect!"

"Lawless, it's true that good people are bullied by others, and horse goodness is ridden by others. All disciples obey orders. Everyone must abide by the law and discipline. First tie people up with ropes!" Sect Leader Chen said coldly.

The crowd quickly rushed forward and tied up the three thugs tightly.

When the three of them were about to beg for mercy, police officer Jiang Dajiang finally arrived with his men, and they immediately changed their tone and cried, "Uncle policeman, help me!"

"The three of us came to the Wudang sect for tourism. These Taoist priests were unreasonable. They not only took off our clothes and robbed us, but also tied us up with ropes."

(End of this chapter)