Live Immortal Cultivation: Ask Daoists to Believe in Science

Chapter 269 Scientific Principles

After Jiang Yun cleaned up the sword mound, he came outside the sword mound, and suddenly got excited, wanting to try the sword for a while.

He also spent several days in forging the Sanqing sword in his hand.

The sword-testing stone inside the sword tomb has been split in half by a sword, and it has not been cut at all, but the granite cliff outside is a good thing.

The pillars in Taoist temples are granite. How interesting is it to cut a pillar?
Jiang Yun pulled out the Sanqing Sword and swung it across.

Immediately, broken stones flew all over the sky, and a sword mark seven or eight meters long and two meters deep appeared on the cliff.

The water friends in the live broadcast room frantically typed 666 in the barrage.

"Damn it, is Daoist Master's sword practice so perverted?"

"This is absolutely unscientific. How can this be a sword mark that a martial arts practitioner can cut?"

"Fuck, this is definitely a humanoid killing machine!"

"The number one sword god of the age, I kneel down!"

"I don't know why, but I think of Li Chungang in Swordsman in the Snow, who broke two thousand and six armor with one sword."

"Hey, you compare the real world with TV dramas, fellow daoist, let's live in the present moment!"

Jiang Yun looked at the sword marks he had cut with satisfaction. He raised the sword and carved a line of small characters beside it.

Jiang Yun of Tianyuan Daoist came out with a sword and broke the wall with one sword. If you are not convinced, please drop your sword!

After closing the rolling shutter door of the Sword Tomb, he also raised his sword and took Xiaobai with him, turning around and leaving.

At this time, it was already afternoon, and it was almost dark.

Because Jiang Yun planned to return to Tianyuan Taoist Temple tomorrow, Wudang disciples specially held a farewell banquet for him.

Jack and Taoist Mo Yuan, they also left early to prepare to see others off.

The banquet was very rich, the dishes were very good, and the wine was also very good.

After everyone went through a round of persuasion, Jiang Yun was already a little drunk.

Wudang's disciples surrounded him and began to ask some questions about his practice.

What to pay attention to when meditating, how to cultivate internal strength, how to do deep meditation, etc.

At the beginning, everyone's questions were quite normal, and Jiang Yun answered every question, but the following questions gradually went astray.

One of the questions made Jiang Yun break out in a cold sweat.

"Uncle Master, why don't we have vampires in China?"

Everyone laughed outright, making fun of the little Taoist priest who asked the question.

"Vampires are ghosts from the west. China is located in the east. Where do vampires come from?"

"Hahaha, after vampires arrive at the border, they are not allowed to enter the country without a nucleic acid test certificate."

"Don't ask about the business, what are you asking about!"

Jiang Yun listened to everyone's words, he knocked on the table with his hand, and said with a serious expression: "Dear friends, I have read the rare ancient books of Tianyuan Taoist Temple."

"Actually, in the ancient times of China, there really were vampires. There were ghosts in Xiling, who were shaped like humans, with red eyes and fangs."

"Lives during the day and comes out at night, likes to eat human blood, has a ferocious nature, and encounters bad luck. However, eating it prolongs life!"

All the Taoist priests in Wudang Mountain looked solemn, even Taoist Priest Mo Yuan was no exception.

It's just that the water friends in the live broadcast room just wanted to be wrong.

"Good guy, food prolongs life. It turns out that vampires were extinct in ancient times."

"Fuck, the ancient book that the Taoist master read is probably not the legendary "Book of Mountains and Seas", or "Book of Mountains and Seas" for short."

"Today I finally know why vampires are afraid of garlic."

"In "Shan Hai Jing", there are four types of fierce beasts: one cannot be beaten, two cannot be caught, three is not tasty, and four has no effect."

"I seriously suspect that Shan Hai Jing is a cookbook, it's outrageous, if you eat meat without garlic, the fragrance will be half less, so vampires are naturally afraid of garlic."

Seeing the fearful expressions of the crowd, Jiang Yun smiled and said, "Dear fellows, don't be afraid. The ghosts of Xiling, that is, vampires, have long been extinct."

"Everyone should eat and drink. If that thing really appears, please notify Pingdao in time."

The little Taoist priest who just asked the question ate two mouthfuls of food, drank a glass of rice wine, and then went to the head again.

He raised a question that everyone was curious about, taboo, and ethical.

"Master Uncle, you said that men and women have dual cultivation, is it true that women will absorb our men's yang energy?"

"If this is true, then I won't look for a Taoist companion. After all, it's not easy to practice, and you should cherish it."

Chen Shiyu scolded: "Xingyue, what are you talking about?"

"How can a 14-year-old child be so rotten? You haven't reached that age yet. After you reach that age, you will understand what you should understand."

The other disciples blushed, but they all looked at Jiang Yun expectantly.

The way of dual cultivation is a great way, who doesn't want to know more about it?
The water friends in the live broadcast room also started booing, wanting Jiang Yun to tell about the double cultivation.

"Master Dao, I'll give you a blood bottle, so hurry up and talk about it."

"I feel that there is indeed such a thing as inhaling yang qi. Ever since I got married, I have always felt severe back pain."

"True or not, it's no wonder that Buddhism has always said that women are the bane of beauty, and they actually suck the yang energy of boys."

"It's over, today is another day of fear of marriage."

Jiang Yun nodded and admitted: "The content recorded in the book will not deceive people. Both men and women cultivate, and women will indeed absorb men's yang energy."

"However, this yang qi is better than yang qi. Don't get it wrong. Yang qi is the heat in the body."

"According to scientific experiments, the body temperature of girls is [-] degrees lower than that of boys."

"Based on the physical heat transfer efficiency, heat will automatically transfer from high places to low places."

"So boys and girls hug each other to sleep, that is, during the double cultivation, the heat in the boy's body will automatically flow to the girl, and the long-term loss of body heat will make the boy more prone to colds, which will lead to poor physical fitness."

"Fellow daoists, laymen in the live broadcast room, you must study more, read more books, and don't think about fantasy all day long."

After Wudang disciples listened, their faces turned red, and most of them lowered their heads in shame.

Daoist Mo Yuan stroked his beard, looked at Jiang Yun appreciatively, and nodded.

Like someone who has been there, he sighed in admiration: "Boy, the few words you used to explain the inhalation of Yang Qi with scientific principles can be written into textbooks."

"The old man used his own personal experience to testify for you, and what he really said is not bad at all!"

Everyone was taken aback for a moment, then raised their heads and looked at Daoist Mo Yuan with a confused expression.

When the old Taoist priest was young, he was definitely a person with a story!
The water friends in the live broadcast room also discussed in the barrage area.

"It's okay, it's okay, it scared me to death, but luckily both my partner and I are men."

"Second Law of Thermodynamics: In order for heat to pass from a place with a lower temperature to a place with a higher temperature, work must be done [funny]"

"If it is plugged in, the heat will definitely be lost faster. The ancients did not deceive me."

"Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, my wife must have learned the star-absorbing method in her previous life [cover her face]"

"Dear friends, after I got married, I didn't encounter the problem that the Taoist priest said!"

"Fellow Daoist, if you have to be strong, someone must be carrying the burden for you."

"My partner hugged me tightly during sleep. He couldn't sleep well at all, and he still snored, didn't let go, and vomited blood."

(End of this chapter)