Live Immortal Cultivation: Ask Daoists to Believe in Science

Chapter 282 Proficiency makes people feel distressed (seeking a monthly ticket)
"Master Daoist, to be honest, I need a weight loss talisman. Dieting and weight loss exercises are really too painful [Crash]"

"Fellow Daoist is right, and so am I."

"The poor ghost said that the only way to relieve worries is to get rich. Please give me fifty cards to distribute wealth."

"Daozhang, can you ask for someone for your wishing talisman?"

"Great luck, get rich next year, I want to ask for a lucky charm!"

Jiang Yun looked at Shuiyou's message and said with a smile: "Ladies and gentlemen, let's not draw the Strong Talisman. For the remaining five types of Talismans, draw ten for each category and draw once."

"It's still the same sentence, everyone be cautious about rewarding, this thing is a benefit, just follow the fate."

Compared with the word "Fu" on the red background, the number of water friends who draw this kind of charm is directly reduced by half.

After Jiang Yun finished drawing all the spells, he looked at the results of the lottery, and couldn't help frowning.

The word "Fu" on the red background is just a small benefit that Tianyuan Taoist Temple distributes to the surrounding residents during the Chinese New Year. This New Year's Talisman Encyclopedia is the grand finale of this year.

What the hell is this?

Are the more than 30 laymen in the live broadcast room collectively ignorant?

Seeing Jiang Yun's confused expression, all the water friends explained one after another.

"Master Dao, it's Chinese New Year. It's a good idea to post the lucky characters on the red background. The spells you drew mean nothing to us."

"It's not that you are reluctant to draw a lottery, but you believe in science. The spells you mentioned are really too deceiving."

"Although the Taoist leader is very powerful, more than ten years of compulsory education told me that that thing is not scientific."

"Whether fellow daoists believe it or not, anyway, I believe it, and I have won a fortune talisman [funny]"

"Damn it, thief, is there smoke coming out of your ancestral grave?"

"Every layman in the live broadcast room, please pay attention, dedication blessing is exchanged for wealth blessing, please add me as a friend if you want it."

"There is a shady scene in the live broadcast room, as long as I don't draw a lottery, then I won't be fooled, huh!"

Looking at Shui You's speech, Jiang Yun scratched his head, and couldn't help but doubt the authenticity of the spells produced by the system.

He took an over-drawn weight loss talisman, burned it to ashes with a lighter, and poured it into the water bowl.

"Xiaobai, come, I have something good for you as a teacher!"

Seeing that Xiaobai really drank the bowl of water with rune ashes in the live broadcast room, the water friends couldn't help becoming anxious.

"It's over, Xiaobai ate too much, and the Taoist priest finally laid hands on her."

"Three non-products, I really don't know the entrance, what should I do if something happens?"

"Anchor, if something happens to Xiaobai, then I will definitely cancel Laheijia and report [angry]"

"Wife Xiaobai, you can't eat food fed to you by people of unknown origin!"

"Dear friends, let me tell you a cruel truth, I hope you can accept it, in fact, Xiaobai sleeps with the Taoist priest every night."

After Xiaobai drank the talisman water, her expression changed on the spot, and she ran into the bathroom of the Taoist temple with wind on all fours.

Jiang Yun stood guard at the door with a slightly worried expression. After a long time, the sound of the toilet flushing came from inside.

Xiaobai walked out of the bathroom with small steps. Her stomach was visibly smaller, but still quite round.

"Beeeeeeeeee~~"

"Hey, I'm not a pervert as a teacher. How can I spy on you when you go to the bathroom? I'm just worried that something will happen to you if you drink that water."

"Beeeeeeeeee~~"

"It's fine, it's fine, do you want to eat something?"

Xiaobai shook his head, then skipped to the entrance of the Taoist temple to play with Xiaohei.

Many water friends in the live broadcast room suddenly regretted it, and it was the kind of regret that made their intestines regret.

"Damn it, that slimming talisman seems to be really useful!"

"I'm very sure and sure, Xiaobai's stomach has indeed become smaller. What's the reason?"

"The 120-jin little fairy said, Daoist, I promise with my body, I will be like a horse, I just ask for a weight loss talisman, woo woo woo!"

"At 240 catties, I fainted from crying in the toilet. What did I miss!"

"If this slimming talisman is really useful and can be mass-produced, it feels like he will become the richest man in the world in minutes."

Jiang Yunchang breathed a sigh of relief. He waved his sleeves and walked slowly back to the front yard with his hands behind his back.

Then, with the last energy, he drew two seal symbols.

He pasted these two seals behind the door of the vegetable cellar, and then began to pack his things.

At this moment, on the long table, there are only fortune talismans, happiness talismans, wishing talismans and good luck talismans.

"Every layman, you must believe in science. The slimming talisman works, mainly because the ash of the talisman has the effect of laxative and suppressing people's appetite."

"It is valid for one year, and it can make people lose [-] catties at least. If you cooperate with exercise, it is normal to lose a hundred and eighty catties."

"Just to ensure the effectiveness of each talisman, Pindao needs to draw the talisman by himself, and drawing the talisman requires a lot of energy, so there is really no way to mass-produce this thing." Jiang Yun explained to the water friends in the live broadcast room.

The water friends in the live broadcast room are also skeptical.

The use of talisman water to treat diseases originated from Taiping Road in the late Eastern Han Dynasty.

Taiping Dao is an authentic Taoist sect recognized by Taoism, and Zhang Jiao is also a master of the sect who has accomplished Taoism, otherwise he would not have attracted millions of believers.

In addition to the painted spells, the effectiveness of talisman water in healing diseases is also related to the fact that the talisman itself has been soaked in water, and it also has a psychological suggestion.

This thing is a kind of metaphysics, but today Jiang Yun plans to try it himself.

After he brought a fortune talisman and a good luck talisman, he found his uncle and said he wanted to go down the mountain.

Uncle Zhang is very strange, he used to look very sloppy, but now he cleans up quite energetically.

Moreover, he packed his luggage.

"Uncle, you have been living well in the Taoist temple, what are you going to do?"

"Don't worry about your lord's business." Uncle Zhang blushed and scolded, "I'm going to the Emei School to visit old friends and leave tomorrow."

"Ah, so anxious, uncle, do you want me to go with you?"

"No need, I'll be back in three days, or three months, and I'll definitely come back on time, as long as you take good care of the Taoist temple." Uncle Zhang subconsciously touched his pocket and said with a smile.

Jiang Yun nodded, expressing his understanding.

On the Internet, he helped his uncle book a round-trip first-class ticket to Emei Pai, and then gave him a bank card without a password.

There was not much money in it, but it was enough for the two of them to spend half a year on their national honeymoon tour.

"Hey, if you have a heart, the vegetables and falcons in the greenhouse will be taken care of by you during this time."

"By the way, look at me, am I energetic?" Master Zhang asked.

Jiang Yun nodded, then quickly turned around and went down the mountain. He handed over the entire space of the Taoist temple to his uncle.

The whole set of movements is so proficient that it makes people feel distressed. They were all cultivated and taught by the master since childhood.

Uncle Zhang decided to go to the Emei School temporarily, so he must get in touch with his old friend. It is not good to stay in the Taoist temple by himself, and it is easy to disturb the two of them.

Many water friends in the live broadcast room have expressed their distress for the Taoist priest on the barrage.

"Daoist, the old Taoist already has a Taoist partner, why don't you find one for yourself?"

"My heart hurts for three seconds, hey, I don't want to say anything more."

"I don't know if the Taoist chief celebrates the Chinese New Year. Has anyone urged the marriage [funny]"

"Master Dao, I'm also single, think about it, at worst I'll go to Thailand for a minor operation."

……

After Jiang Yun went down the mountain, he came to the sports betting shop.

(End of this chapter)