Live Immortal Cultivation: Ask Daoists to Believe in Science
Chapter 299 Daoist, why don't you play your cards according to the routine?
Chapter 299 Daoist, why don't you play your cards according to the routine? (seeking a monthly ticket)
When Jiang Huanong saw that Jiang Yun wanted to pull him back to the village, his head shook like a rattle, and he quickly refused.
The village is not safe, and Jiang Baibai is still running around in the village. What if he encounters this and gets bitten, what can he do?
"Hey, Xiao Jiang, I heard that your master is back. He is very good at handling such things."
"Or, we two should bring the old Taoist leader along, after all, strength is great in numbers." Jiang Huanong suggested.
Jiang Yun turned his head and glanced at the backyard of the Taoist temple, feeling a dull pain in his head.
Although Master is not drunk now, he is already drunk. If he does something later, he will have to demolish Jiangjia Village.
"Brother Huanong, brother for many years, do you believe me?"
Jiang Huanong looked at Jiang Yun, froze for a moment, then rushed back without looking back.
He shouted while running: "Old Taoist, it's bad, there are zombies in our village!"
Jiang Yun had black lines all over his head, and the corners of his mouth twitched uncontrollably.
The water friends in the live broadcast room began to tease.
"Master Dao, what kind of plastic brotherhood is this between you two?"
"Although it is unlikely to be a zombie, I feel that it is more reliable to take Douchang Chisong."
"Good guy, did the face slap come so suddenly?"
Taoist backyard.
When Jiang Huanong saw the three of them, he was taken aback for a moment, and then his face was filled with ecstasy. He explained the affairs of his village with more details.
"Old Daoist, please save Jiangjia Village, village chief, at least you can help the village!"
Taoist Chisong picked his nostrils, he flicked it casually, then picked up the wine bowl, and said disapprovingly: "You kid, what are you talking nonsense about?"
"Believe in science. It's broad daylight and the world is bright. Where are the zombies? Don't disturb the three of us drinking, my boy, go to the village with him!"
"By the way, just in case, you go to the tool room and find two magic weapons for self-defense."
The matter turned around and returned to Jiang Yun.
Jiang Yun looked like he knew this before, he sighed, and then got into the tool room.
After a moment.
He came out of the house with a mahogany sword, and said, "Brother Huanong, the mahogany sword and even the magic weapon just reached the yang are just right to defeat zombies!"
"Since you are afraid, then use this mahogany sword to defend yourself."
Holding the mahogany sword, Jiang Huanong breathed a sigh of relief.
He looked at Jiang Yun and asked, "Xiao Jiang, what about you?"
"My skills are profound, so just do whatever you want." Jiang Yun went back to his room and took out the Sanqing Sword.
bass!
The Sanqing sword came out of its sheath, and there was a crisp sound of the sword, which attracted the eyes of several people present.
"Good boy, what a sword, this sword must have cut iron like mud, right?" Daoist Chisong exclaimed in admiration.
Daoist Mo Yuan said bitterly, "Not only was the iron cut like mud, but even the sword-testing stone in my Wudang Sword Tomb was split in half by that sword."
Jiang Huanong looked at the long sword in Jiang Yun's hand, and looked down at the mahogany sword in his hand. He always felt that something was wrong, but he couldn't tell.
Did he do it at will, or did Daoist Jiang do it at will?
The two carried their swords together and headed for Jiangjia Village.
Along the way, the cold wind was blowing, and the air was mixed with the roar of the village.
The atmosphere of a horror movie was created on the spot.
The water friends in the live broadcast room are a little bit overwhelmed now.
Although everyone believes in science, if you read this too much, it is really easy to have nightmares.
The two arrived at the entrance of the village.
Jiang Huanong stopped in his tracks and asked, "Xiao Jiang, Black and White is so powerful now, how sure are you that you will take him down?"
"Don't worry, it's [-]% of course."
"Then I don't worry, just wait a while."
Jiang Hualong went to the sentry box at the entrance of the village, took out a small notebook, held a pen, and explained: "Xiao Jiang, although the situation is urgent now, we must go through the process."
"Show your itinerary code and health code, register, and I'll take your temperature for you!"
Jiang Yun was speechless. He took out his mobile phone, showed his itinerary code and health code, and took a pen to register.
Jiang Huanong pointed the temperature gun at Jiang Yun.
Drops, 36 degrees 2, body temperature is normal!
When the two of them were busy, a black figure in the shape of a human staggered out from the village.
The drone flew over, and when the water friends saw the black shadow in the live broadcast room, their hearts twitched.
Scary, really scary, Jiang Baibai's face was dark, his body was tattered, and blood was still bleeding from his nose and mouth.
His walking posture is quite stiff, so he is not a jumping zombie, but he is not much different from a zombie.
"Hiss, is this thing a zombie?"
"Master Dao, this thing is coming at you, don't register, draw your sword quickly!"
"Honey, I'm scared, come here quickly, come here quickly, shit, I don't have a husband [cover face]"
"My shit, my shit, my shit, is this thing contagious if it bites?"
Jiang Baibai, who had already stumbled, reached the sentry box at the entrance of the village.
He looked at the two of them, then raised his hand, and threw himself at Jiang Huanong.
"Fuck, Xiao Jiang, don't register, Jiang Baibai has come over!" Jiang Huanong let out a mournful cry.
He pointed the temperature gun in his hand at Jiang Heihei.
Drops, 0 degrees, normal body temperature!
The situation at the scene was really urgent, but the friendly reminder from the temperature gun made the nervous water friends in the live broadcast room break their defenses on the spot.
"0 degrees, 0 degrees is normal!"
"People are so cold, it must be abnormal, is it really a zombie?"
"Daozhang, don't do anything, hurry up and make a move."
"Please forgive me for laughing unkindly, hahaha!"
"I seriously doubt that this is a script, but I have no evidence. This live broadcast room is not fake with us, right?"
"New fans, don't worry, this live broadcast room is absolutely real!"
Jiang Huanong drew out his mahogany sword, raised the sword, and began to fight Jiang Baibai.
A fine mahogany sword was turned into a stick, but no matter how he chopped it, Jiang Baibai didn't respond.
At this time, Jiang Yun was still lying in the sentry box, writing the registration seriously.
1 minutes later.
The mahogany sword in Jiang Huanong's hand was broken into two pieces, but Jiang Heihei was unscathed and still alive and well.
At this time, Jiang Yun was still lying in the sentry box, writing the registration seriously.
2 minutes later.
When Jiang Huanong was fighting, he accidentally slipped and fell to the ground. Jiang Heihei jumped on him, and the two rolled on the ground.
At this time, Jiang Yun was still lying in the sentry box, writing the registration seriously.
3 minute later.
Jiang Huanong was exhausted, he was powerless to resist Jiang Baibai's attack, Jiang Baibai's drooling mouth was already attached to his neck.
At this time, Jiang Yun finally finished the registration, and he came out of the sentry box with the Sanqing sword in his hand.
"Fuck, what are you two doing, why don't you go in and stay for a while?"
The water friends in the live broadcast room saw this scene, and they finally couldn't help it.
"Daozhang, you did it on purpose, hurry up and save someone!"
"This misunderstanding is getting bigger, Huanong's innocence!"
"In the middle of the night, the scene was so terrifying that I laughed out loud like a pig."
"The script is wrong, Daoist, why don't you play cards according to the routine?"
Jiang Huanong tried his best, he pushed Jiang Baibai's big mouth away, and said weakly, "Help...help!"
(End of this chapter)
When Jiang Huanong saw that Jiang Yun wanted to pull him back to the village, his head shook like a rattle, and he quickly refused.
The village is not safe, and Jiang Baibai is still running around in the village. What if he encounters this and gets bitten, what can he do?
"Hey, Xiao Jiang, I heard that your master is back. He is very good at handling such things."
"Or, we two should bring the old Taoist leader along, after all, strength is great in numbers." Jiang Huanong suggested.
Jiang Yun turned his head and glanced at the backyard of the Taoist temple, feeling a dull pain in his head.
Although Master is not drunk now, he is already drunk. If he does something later, he will have to demolish Jiangjia Village.
"Brother Huanong, brother for many years, do you believe me?"
Jiang Huanong looked at Jiang Yun, froze for a moment, then rushed back without looking back.
He shouted while running: "Old Taoist, it's bad, there are zombies in our village!"
Jiang Yun had black lines all over his head, and the corners of his mouth twitched uncontrollably.
The water friends in the live broadcast room began to tease.
"Master Dao, what kind of plastic brotherhood is this between you two?"
"Although it is unlikely to be a zombie, I feel that it is more reliable to take Douchang Chisong."
"Good guy, did the face slap come so suddenly?"
Taoist backyard.
When Jiang Huanong saw the three of them, he was taken aback for a moment, and then his face was filled with ecstasy. He explained the affairs of his village with more details.
"Old Daoist, please save Jiangjia Village, village chief, at least you can help the village!"
Taoist Chisong picked his nostrils, he flicked it casually, then picked up the wine bowl, and said disapprovingly: "You kid, what are you talking nonsense about?"
"Believe in science. It's broad daylight and the world is bright. Where are the zombies? Don't disturb the three of us drinking, my boy, go to the village with him!"
"By the way, just in case, you go to the tool room and find two magic weapons for self-defense."
The matter turned around and returned to Jiang Yun.
Jiang Yun looked like he knew this before, he sighed, and then got into the tool room.
After a moment.
He came out of the house with a mahogany sword, and said, "Brother Huanong, the mahogany sword and even the magic weapon just reached the yang are just right to defeat zombies!"
"Since you are afraid, then use this mahogany sword to defend yourself."
Holding the mahogany sword, Jiang Huanong breathed a sigh of relief.
He looked at Jiang Yun and asked, "Xiao Jiang, what about you?"
"My skills are profound, so just do whatever you want." Jiang Yun went back to his room and took out the Sanqing Sword.
bass!
The Sanqing sword came out of its sheath, and there was a crisp sound of the sword, which attracted the eyes of several people present.
"Good boy, what a sword, this sword must have cut iron like mud, right?" Daoist Chisong exclaimed in admiration.
Daoist Mo Yuan said bitterly, "Not only was the iron cut like mud, but even the sword-testing stone in my Wudang Sword Tomb was split in half by that sword."
Jiang Huanong looked at the long sword in Jiang Yun's hand, and looked down at the mahogany sword in his hand. He always felt that something was wrong, but he couldn't tell.
Did he do it at will, or did Daoist Jiang do it at will?
The two carried their swords together and headed for Jiangjia Village.
Along the way, the cold wind was blowing, and the air was mixed with the roar of the village.
The atmosphere of a horror movie was created on the spot.
The water friends in the live broadcast room are a little bit overwhelmed now.
Although everyone believes in science, if you read this too much, it is really easy to have nightmares.
The two arrived at the entrance of the village.
Jiang Huanong stopped in his tracks and asked, "Xiao Jiang, Black and White is so powerful now, how sure are you that you will take him down?"
"Don't worry, it's [-]% of course."
"Then I don't worry, just wait a while."
Jiang Hualong went to the sentry box at the entrance of the village, took out a small notebook, held a pen, and explained: "Xiao Jiang, although the situation is urgent now, we must go through the process."
"Show your itinerary code and health code, register, and I'll take your temperature for you!"
Jiang Yun was speechless. He took out his mobile phone, showed his itinerary code and health code, and took a pen to register.
Jiang Huanong pointed the temperature gun at Jiang Yun.
Drops, 36 degrees 2, body temperature is normal!
When the two of them were busy, a black figure in the shape of a human staggered out from the village.
The drone flew over, and when the water friends saw the black shadow in the live broadcast room, their hearts twitched.
Scary, really scary, Jiang Baibai's face was dark, his body was tattered, and blood was still bleeding from his nose and mouth.
His walking posture is quite stiff, so he is not a jumping zombie, but he is not much different from a zombie.
"Hiss, is this thing a zombie?"
"Master Dao, this thing is coming at you, don't register, draw your sword quickly!"
"Honey, I'm scared, come here quickly, come here quickly, shit, I don't have a husband [cover face]"
"My shit, my shit, my shit, is this thing contagious if it bites?"
Jiang Baibai, who had already stumbled, reached the sentry box at the entrance of the village.
He looked at the two of them, then raised his hand, and threw himself at Jiang Huanong.
"Fuck, Xiao Jiang, don't register, Jiang Baibai has come over!" Jiang Huanong let out a mournful cry.
He pointed the temperature gun in his hand at Jiang Heihei.
Drops, 0 degrees, normal body temperature!
The situation at the scene was really urgent, but the friendly reminder from the temperature gun made the nervous water friends in the live broadcast room break their defenses on the spot.
"0 degrees, 0 degrees is normal!"
"People are so cold, it must be abnormal, is it really a zombie?"
"Daozhang, don't do anything, hurry up and make a move."
"Please forgive me for laughing unkindly, hahaha!"
"I seriously doubt that this is a script, but I have no evidence. This live broadcast room is not fake with us, right?"
"New fans, don't worry, this live broadcast room is absolutely real!"
Jiang Huanong drew out his mahogany sword, raised the sword, and began to fight Jiang Baibai.
A fine mahogany sword was turned into a stick, but no matter how he chopped it, Jiang Baibai didn't respond.
At this time, Jiang Yun was still lying in the sentry box, writing the registration seriously.
1 minutes later.
The mahogany sword in Jiang Huanong's hand was broken into two pieces, but Jiang Heihei was unscathed and still alive and well.
At this time, Jiang Yun was still lying in the sentry box, writing the registration seriously.
2 minutes later.
When Jiang Huanong was fighting, he accidentally slipped and fell to the ground. Jiang Heihei jumped on him, and the two rolled on the ground.
At this time, Jiang Yun was still lying in the sentry box, writing the registration seriously.
3 minute later.
Jiang Huanong was exhausted, he was powerless to resist Jiang Baibai's attack, Jiang Baibai's drooling mouth was already attached to his neck.
At this time, Jiang Yun finally finished the registration, and he came out of the sentry box with the Sanqing sword in his hand.
"Fuck, what are you two doing, why don't you go in and stay for a while?"
The water friends in the live broadcast room saw this scene, and they finally couldn't help it.
"Daozhang, you did it on purpose, hurry up and save someone!"
"This misunderstanding is getting bigger, Huanong's innocence!"
"In the middle of the night, the scene was so terrifying that I laughed out loud like a pig."
"The script is wrong, Daoist, why don't you play cards according to the routine?"
Jiang Huanong tried his best, he pushed Jiang Baibai's big mouth away, and said weakly, "Help...help!"
(End of this chapter)
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