Live Immortal Cultivation: Ask Daoists to Believe in Science

Chapter 308 Humans are not as good as dogs

"Ladies and gentlemen, Pindao still has something to do tomorrow, so we'll be live broadcasting here today. See you tomorrow morning." Jiang Yun hurriedly downloaded the broadcast.

Now, it's only nine o'clock in the evening, and there is still an hour before the ten o'clock broadcast.

The water friends in the live broadcast room exploded on the spot.

"Master Dao, you are becoming more and more perfunctory in the live broadcast now!
"Why is it suddenly down, anchor, I haven't fallen asleep yet, I can't fall asleep without your voice!"

"[Anger], the broadcast is so early, super management doesn't care about it?"

"Fellow daoists, let's see you tomorrow morning. I don't know how the food in the police station is."

Taoist backyard.

Daoist Chisong, Moyuan, and Jiangcun were still drinking, and Hou Er surrounded them, pouring wine diligently.

After Jiang Yun washed up, seeing this scene, he resolutely gave the apprentice the task of taking care of the master and others.

He stroked Hou Er's head, and said earnestly: "My dear disciple, I have a task for the past few days as a teacher. I will leave it to you to take care of your teacher."

"Cook the three of them a meal in the morning, drag the three of them back to the room when they're drunk, and throw them on the bed."

Monkey Two looked at Jiang Yun with a confused expression, his eyes were full of disbelief.

Jiang Yun patted his apprentice on the head and said, "My dear apprentice, why would you cheat on me as a master? You took good care of your master, how could he treat you badly?"

"When the time comes, pills, cheat books and female monkeys, won't they have everything?"

"Hoohoho~~~"

Monkey Two patted his chest and nodded vigorously.

When it was busy taking care of the half-drunk Taoist Chisong and others, Jiang Yun hugged Xiaobai and went back to the room to sleep.

After Zhang Zhishun saw the whole process, the old man sighed, didn't speak, shook his head helplessly, and went back to his room.

After exercising, I slept really soundly.

In the morning, after Jiang Yun woke up, Xiao Bai was still sleeping on the bed.

After he got up and washed his face, he walked around the Taoist temple. There was only one-fifth of the wine in the wine cellar left.

Daoist Chisong, Moyuan and Jiangcun were sleeping together under the quilt, drunk and unconscious.

Monkey Two was also lying on a small bed, sleeping so hard that it was just fainted from exhaustion.

seven in the morning.

After Xiaobai got up, Jiang Yun took her and Mr. Zhang to the Wudang Police Station in the police car of Police Officer Jiang Dajiang.

At the gate of the police station, he released the drone and started the live broadcast.

"Every layman, good morning, everyone. Pindao is now at the Wudang police station."

"I heard that the food here is good. Let's go in and see if it's true or not." Jiang Yun said with a smile.

The drone lens was aimed at the signboard of the Wudang Police Station, but because of the obstruction of the branches, only the three characters of Wudang faction could be seen.

I don't know if this drone is doing things on purpose.

Many people in the live broadcast room suddenly remembered a certain meme.

"Good guy, Wudang faction!"

"Will no one come here to kick the gym without looking at the photos?"

"Ma said that I just made a movie, please don't implicate me."

After police officer Jiang Dajiang parked the car, he said with a smile: "Zhang Daochang, Zhang Daochang, it's time for dinner, shall we three go in?"

"Wang!"

Just as Jiang Yun was about to go in, a German Shepherd police dog rushed out of it.

The police dog blocked the road, staring at him, tilting his head, seemingly thinking about something.

Jiang Yun also squinted his eyes. He felt that this German shepherd police dog looked familiar, but he just couldn't remember it.

Police officer Jiang Dajiang introduced: "Jiang Daochang, Erlu, you will not forget!"

"Er Donkey, this is Daoist Jiang, Jiang Yun from Tianyuan Taoist Temple. You two had a lot of fun when you were young."

After he finished the introduction, the second donkey finally remembered, wagging his tail immediately, and rushed over.

Jiang Yun stroked the dog, and also remembered what happened when he was a child.

In the past, there was a big incident. Chief Chisong was helping in the police station. He stayed for a long time. When he went out to work, he left Jiang Yun in the police station.

During that time, Jiang Yun had a great time playing with Erlu, the little police dog, but he never met again when he went out to school.

"It's taller, stronger, and the coat color is not bad, very good!" Jiang Yun rubbed the donkey's head and sighed.

"Wow, woof, woof, woof..."

"What, you said that if you didn't recognize me just now, you planned to bite someone?"

Jiang Yun looked at the second donkey with black lines all over his face.

The water friends in the live broadcast room are about to be laughed crazy by the second donkey.

"After returning to the game, what will happen when you meet Gouzi?"

"Erlu: Wait a minute, I'll look through my memory and think who you belong to, if you don't remember, you're done!"

"Gouzi: This priest looks familiar, let me think about who it is."

"Master Dao, it searches for you in its memory. If it can't find you, it plans to call someone."

"Erlu: What about your health code, don't smile, I'm a police dog, be serious!"

"I went back to the village a few days ago, and I was chased all over the village by a few dogs born in the second half of the year [cover my face]"

After Erlu got to know Jiang Yun, he led the way and happily took Jiang Yun to the cafeteria.

Meals in the police station are in the form of a buffet, and you cook for yourself.

The food quality is absolutely fine.

Jiang Yun made himself a multigrain rice, stir-fried shredded pork with green peppers, three shredded cold salad, braised pork ribs and scrambled eggs with tomatoes.

Mr. Zhang sighed as he ate, the food now is really good, much better than when he was young!

After they finished their meal, they rested for half an hour. Jiang Yun took police officer Jiang Dajiang to play with Erlu.

"Brother Dajiang, we eat so well, what do Erdonks eat?"

"Xiao Jiang, look at the slogan over there!" Officer Jiang Dajiang shook his finger.

It is strictly forbidden to deduct food expenses for police dogs!
"The standard of food for police dogs is much better than ours. They eat pumpkin stewed beef, two eggs, high-quality dog ​​food and specially formulated nutritional supplements."

"Our monthly food expenses are less than 1000 yuan, while their monthly food expenses are only 6000 yuan!" Police Officer Jiang Dajiang said.

Jiang Yun's eyes widened, he felt a little dazed.

The water friends in the live broadcast room also took a deep breath.

"People are not as good as dogs, people are not as good as dogs!"

"The dog has a food subsidy, and has a special apartment with heating and air conditioning [cover face]"

"Gouzi basically converts their wages into food expenses. Their training is very intensive, which is normal."

"I just want to ask, is there any shortage of dogs in the bureau, do you want the talking ones?"

"Adopt a retired police dog, and then eat its food, am I considered eating a dog?"

After Jiang Yun saw Erlu's meal, he sighed and was stunned for a long time.

Seeing Jiang Yun staring at his rice, the second donkey was a little confused, and kept half of the bowl on purpose, and yelled at Jiang Yun twice.

"Wang Wang Wang..."

Jiang Yun covered his face and said, "Er Donkey, you can eat it. I just want to sigh, you are considered a high-quality dog."

While the second donkey was eating, police officer Jiang Dajiang suddenly received a report.

On the road in Wudang Mountain, a pickup was driving. The back of the pickup was covered with a cloth. Something was moving inside the cloth. It was suspected of child trafficking.

(End of this chapter)