Live Immortal Cultivation: Ask Daoists to Believe in Science

Chapter 316 The Three Tribulations of Heaven, Earth and Man
Just when Jiang Yun was waiting impatiently, the water beetle finally floated up from the bottom of the reservoir.

It opened its mouth and spit out a white jade seal of Chilong. Below the jade seal above the dragon, there are four large seal script characters engraved with the seal of Zhenyuan.

After Jiang Yun checked the Chilong White Jade Seal, he conveniently put the jade seal into his pocket.

"Evil animal, since you really know Patriarch Patriarch Pindao, I will give Patriarch a face today."

"If you flood the reservoir and flood the reservoir, Pindao will help you compensate for it. It's just this one time. It's not an example."

boom!
The dragon-slaying sword energy brushed against the top of the water beast's head, and struck the water behind him, stirring up a four to five meter high water column.

The water splashed everywhere, and the lizard was obviously relieved. It often took a breath, then curled up into a ball, and looked up at the sky.

Jiang Yun looked at this guy, and he immediately felt something was wrong around him.

The electrons in the air are in a violent state, and the density of water molecules is also increasing.

Hiss, this thing, do you want to overcome the catastrophe today?

"Brother Huanong, it's going to rain soon, you organize the people in the village to go back to shelter from the rain, I'll watch this guy here!" Jiang Yun shouted to the crowd on the shore.

This time when he was speaking, there were already dark clouds over the reservoir, and rumbling thunder came faintly.

Jiang Huanong: "???"

The surrounding villagers: "???"

The water friend in the live broadcast room: "???"

The people in Jiangjia Village have lived in Wudang Mountain for generations, especially because they are close to Tianyuan Taoist Temple, so they are well-informed.

Compared with people from other places, they have one of the biggest advantages, and that is to listen to advice.

As soon as Jiang Yun opened his mouth, the villagers of Jiangjia Village rushed to the village, not even a single person who wanted to join in the fun was left behind.

Because it has been natural selection since ancient times, those who died in the past will not leave offspring.

Jiang Yun wasn't in the center of the reservoir either, so he stepped on the bridge pillar with his toes and flew back to the shore in reverse.

"Every layman, you must believe in science. This is not a catastrophe, but a pure thunderstorm."

"Because of the thunderstorm, the bottom of the lake was very stuffy, so this water lizard got out to breathe. This has nothing to do with crossing the thunderstorm."

The water friends in the live broadcast room have not recovered from the shock at this moment.

"Master Dao, I'm four years old this year, you can't fool me into being a three-year-old."

"This explanation is indeed very scientific, but it's a bit of a lie."

"There are all witnesses and material evidence, but I still want to quibble, I laughed."

"The successor of the sixteen characters of Yin-Yang is still alive, come out and explain."

[Yin-Yang Sixteen-Character Biography]: "Don't call me, I talk too much in the live broadcast room, what should the Taoist master do if he follows me?"

"Let me explain. It is impossible for a water gnat to transform into a dragon. It cannot succeed in one click. It has to survive the three tribulations of heaven, earth and human beings. The so-called heavenly tribulation is thunder tribulation."

[Sixteen Characters of Yin Yang] has been banned by the anchor for a day.

Jiang Yun looked at the barrage, coughed dryly, and explained: "Every layman, don't listen to that guy's nonsense."

"Poverty Dao has more say in things like crossing the Heavenly Tribulation. This is an ordinary thunderstorm and has nothing to do with the Heavenly Tribulation."

Snapped!
As soon as he finished speaking, a thunder billowed directly into the reservoir.

The water in half of the reservoir was tinged with purple residual electricity, and the water lizard lying on the stone bridge was thrashing crazily. The drone lens captured it very clearly.

Jiang Yun stroked Xiaobai's head, and said in a low voice, "Good boy, watch it carefully, study hard, you will always be able to use it in the future."

"Beeeeeeeeee~~~"

"What, you asked my teacher to help you overcome the catastrophe. How is this possible? Even a teacher has a bottom line!" Jiang Yun rubbed Xiaobai's head affectionately.

The drone camera was far away, and the water friends in the live broadcast room did not hear their conversation.

The thunder struck nine times, and the fish in the reservoir were all stunned.

As for the water beetle, it is quite tough. Apart from being a little darker, its current state is still alive and well.

"sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss~~~"

"Naughty beast, why did you let the poor Taoist go there?"

"sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss~~~"

"What, you are perfect in Taoism, and you want to walk across the bridge. Do you want me to be a witness for you?"

Jiang Yun performed lightness kung fu, took Xiao Bai, and flew back to the bridge pier again.

I saw the water pheasant dive into the bottom of the lake, it rushed up from the left at an extremely fast speed, then turned nine and a half times in the air on the bridge deck, and jumped directly into the water on the right.

The posture is beautiful, the water splash is small, and the movements are clean and neat.

The water friends in the live broadcast room clapped their hands and applauded.

"Full score for difficulty, full score for posture, this diving action is definitely a ten."

"I recommend that this water beetle go to the Olympic diving competition, it will definitely win the championship."

"The Philippine Fish Frying Team said, it's fake, it's all fake, how can a snake be stronger than us."

[Sixteen Characters of Yin-Yang Passionist Trumpet]: "Fellow daoists, let me explain to you that the second catastrophe for water gnats to transform into flood dragons is the catastrophe of walking away from flood dragons."

"Recall, is there a sword hanging under the bridge in your hometown, and no matter how bastard you are, you don't dare to move that sword."

"The spirit of swordsmanship is the most taboo in the catastrophe of the dragon, so the smart water dragon will flood the bridge deck with floods and cross the bridge."

[Sixteen Characters of Yin Yang] has been banned by the anchor for three days.

Jiang Yun looked at the water gnats scurrying around in the reservoir, touched his nose, and explained: "Every layman, this water gnat has been extinct for many years."

"We don't know what habits it has. Maybe he likes to play with water and dive. For some things recorded in ancient books, we should take the essence and discard the dross."

"Don't see anything, it's all about feudal superstition. It's the 21st century, please be more rational."

The water friends in the live broadcast room, watching the sixteen-character descendant of Yin-Yang who was banned twice, everyone understood everything.

"Have you seen the old sword under the sky arch bridge in Lizhu Cave?"

"My grandma has seen Zoujiao. She said that it is like a buffalo. It is round and round. I am afraid it is a water lizard that has eaten fat."

"Some things really can't be explained. Maybe the ancestors did see the water lizard, and then they regarded this snake as a dragon."

"This kind of unlucky thunderstorm, the torrential rain came out of the water, no wonder it was struck by lightning, I believe it is not going through the catastrophe (this article is [-] cents)"

"Have you ever heard of the Shan Hai Jing? It is said that the land of return to ruins was found in the Mariana Trench. The legend has been reflected into reality, and the water worm appeared. I feel normal."

After the water pheasant flopped in the water for a while, he climbed onto the bridge and looked at Jiang Yun with hope in his eyes.

"sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss~~~"

"What the hell, you ask Poor Dao, do you look like a dragon or a snake, can I talk nonsense about this kind of thing?" Jiang Yun muttered.

His voice was very low, but the drone was very close, and the recording was clear.

Most of the water friends in the live broadcast room were stunned on the spot. Why, is this the beginning of the ban?
"Master Dao, quickly say it looks like a snake!"

"I have a wish. I have wanted to see what the little dragon girl looks like since I was a child. Daoist, do you understand what I mean?"

"Hiss, I feel something is wrong, really something is wrong, Fellow Daoist Yin Yang, why don't you open a small account and explain to us."

(End of this chapter)