Live Immortal Cultivation: Ask Daoists to Believe in Science

Chapter 323

Just a few days after Master came back, he just disappeared like this. Jiang Yun was more or less unacceptable in his heart.

Daoist Mo Yuan looked at the nine huge heavenly tribulation pits on Ziwei Peak, shook his head and said, "Life is impermanent, big intestines are wrapped in small intestines!"

"Boy, cheer up, you are now the master of Tianyuan Taoist Temple, and you have to send your master's obituary to the fellow Taoists of the Taoist Association."

"Just post a sentence in the family of the Daoist family. Basically, all the Daoist friends who can be called famous are there."

Jiang Yun pulled himself together, took out his phone, and opened the QQ group.

[Tianyuan Daoguan Jiangyun]: "@All people, seniors, Xiaodao informs everyone of one thing with a sad heart."

"My master, Daoist Chisong, was at the top of Zixiao Peak today. He disappeared after crossing the robbery, and there is no body left. I decided to hold a funeral for Master. I hope all fellow Taoists will come to participate."

His words basically poked a hornet's nest.

All the fellow Taoists in the water group on weekdays jumped out.

[Sanfeng Pai Zhang Benchu]: "What the hell, Jiang Xiaoyou, didn't your master go away after crossing the robbery four years ago?"

"What's the matter? Does he feel that he regretted going through the catastrophe last time, and came back to go through the catastrophe again?"

[Hunyuan faction Lei Mo'an]: "It's heartbreaking, the old Taoist is far away from crossing the catastrophe, fellow Chisong Taoist has gone through the catastrophe twice."

[Zhengyang faction Zhong Liting]: "What the hell, Chisong is dead, isn't this pure nonsense?"

[Zhuangquan Guoming]: "@天元道观江云, big brother, is your master really gone?"

[Maoshan School Lin Zhengfa]: "Jiang Xiaoyou, from ancient times to the present, no one can survive two catastrophes. It's a big Chinese New Year, you don't want to joke with us like this."

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The Taoist friends in the group either questioned this matter, or covered their chests, expressing their heartache.

Zhang Zhishun, the old Taoist priest, is very experienced in dealing with this kind of thing.

He first stood on a high place, recorded a video of the robbery scene on the top of Zixiao Peak, and sent it to the group.

[Wudang Zhang Zhishun]: "Fellow daoists, the veteran can prove that fellow daoist Chisong has really played off this time."

"He didn't succeed in crossing the tribulation last time. After traveling abroad for more than three years, he finally sent himself away this time."

[Wudang watchman Mo Yuan]: "Old Zhang is right, I was also at the scene, it's so tragic."

The two famous Taoist figures stood up to prove it, and basically put the matter to the test.

Fellow Taoists in the group began to comfort Jiang Yun.

【Zhou Cen, Head of Bagua Sect】: "My condolences to little friend Jiang, I will go to Wudang tomorrow to express my condolences."

[Qingwei faction Yingyan]: "Dear friends, I feel a little uneasy. I feel that Taoist Chisong will come back again."

[Sanfeng Pai Zhang Benchu]: "Dear fellows, don't talk about it, the dead are the most important. No matter what, the funeral that should be held must still be held."

"Don't think too much, everyone, let's go to the memorial service tomorrow and get together by the way."

[Tianyuan Daoguan Jiangyun]: "Here is the Xiaodao, thank you seniors, there are too many things to do today, so I will go offline first."

After he turned off his phone, he wandered around Zixiao Peak for a long time, and finally picked up a piece of clothes the size of a palm.

The clothes in the Clothes Tomb are finally there.

After Jiang Yun returned to the Taoist temple, he contacted Village Chief Jiang with grief and told him about the disappearance of Master Du Jie.

"Xiao Jiang, don't panic, I have organized a funeral with your master last time, and I am very experienced."

"There are coffins and things in the village. I'm taking people to the Taoist temple to help." Village Chief Jiang's words were full of magnetism and gave people a full sense of security.

Jiang Yun's uneasy heart relaxed a little.

He just graduated from university, and now he is really unable to preside over the funeral. Village Chief Jiang is really a reliable senior.

It's a big Chinese New Year, Rendu Jie disappeared, and there will be a clothes grave, so the red couplets posted should all be changed.

Just as Jiang Yun was about to tear up the couplets, Taoist Mo Yuan reminded him: "Boy, don't move those festive things in the couplets."

"Monks, don't care about this. Your master has disappeared during the robbery, which is considered a joy and sorrow. Maybe he will come back by himself in a few days or two years."

"Senior Mo Yuan, my master is in this situation, can he come back again?"

Daoist Mo Yuan said in a firm tone, "The missing person came back by himself. It seems unscientific, but it is actually very scientific."

"After all, the scallops in Zhangzidao can run away from home dozens of times. Why can't people?"

With the old Taoist explanation, many water friends in the live broadcast room can understand.

"Damn, fellow priests, don't mention the scallops in Zhangzidao. My heart aches when I hear about this thing."

"What's wrong with the scallops on Zhangzidao, is there any fellow Taoist, please explain to me."

"Zhangzidao is a listed company with a scallop farming business. Zhangzidao's scallops ran away from home and came back several times, causing the stock price to fluctuate."

"A lot of people bought the stock of that company and lost everything. Scallop is just like Mr. Chimatsu, who came back after leaving."

"Latest news: The Tonga volcano erupted, and the scallops from Zhangzi Island ran back again. After the Chinese New Year, they ran away again. When they will come back, it is currently to be determined."

"The second of China's top ten unsolved mysteries: When will Chief Chisong come back, and when will the scallops from Zhangzidao come back?"

Village head Jiang rushed to Tianyuan Taoist Temple with a dozen people.

The people in Jiangjia Village are doing their own duties, some are writing obituaries, some are notifying the villagers, and some are contacting the master, preparing to hold a feast tomorrow.

The pre-funeral work is proceeding in an orderly manner.

The village chief Jiang came over specially to comfort Jiang Yun: "Xiao Jiang, don't be sad, your master's work is outrageous."

"We don't need to make a big fuss, anyway, it's just a tomb of clothes, we did it last time, but he came back, maybe he will come back in the future."

Jiang Yun nodded, and he began to sort out the relics left by his master these days, and put them into the coffin for burial together tomorrow.

Village Chief Jiang, Taoist Master Mo Yuan, and Taoist Master Zhang Zhishun gathered in the backyard and began to analyze the tribulation.

The three of them analyzed for a long time and came to the conclusion that there is a [-]% probability that it will soar, and a [-]% probability that it will disappear.

"By the way, what happened to the monkeys last night? Early this morning, a large group of female monkeys lay lazily at the entrance of the village, looking overworked." Village Chief Jiang asked curiously.

The old Taoist Zhang Zhishun said solemnly: "Pindao boiled a pot of improved Shiquan Dabudiyuan soup yesterday, and shared a bowl of Monkey Er."

"Yesterday, I proved a subject. In terms of how improved tonics can stimulate a person's cultivation potential, even that golden monkey has grown a bit."

Village Chief Jiang looked bewildered.

Why does the improved Shiquan Dabu Diyuan Soup sound a bit like an aphrodisiac?

Daoist Mo Yuan suddenly realized, he rolled up his sleeves and almost had a fight with old Daoist Zhang Zhishun.

It's too ruthless. In order to prove the properties of medicine, you actually experimented with fellow daoists. Is this something that humans can do?
"Cough, Fellow Daoist Mo Yuan, I originally wanted the monkey to drink first, but the old Daoist didn't expect that you tasted half of the bowl first."

"Didn't you drink it later?"

"A dead fellow Daoist is not a poor daoist, I dare to drink it because you are fine after drinking it."

(End of this chapter)