Chapter 331 Internet Thinking Practice (seeking a monthly pass)
"Jiang Daochang, can you explain, this is the first time for me to listen to Daoism, I can understand every word, but I really don't understand it together!" Teacher Luo said a little aggrieved.
He had a dream that when he was in the first year of junior high school, he went to the classroom of the third year of high school by mistake and listened to advanced mathematics.
The water friends in the live broadcast room started to launch the barrage of translation and translation.
"Daoist, please pause for a moment and translate for us first."
"It's still a translation, I've said it all... Do you understand?"
"Let the bullets fly, it's time to apply for World Heritage [laughing and crying]"
"Old fans said: This does not need to be translated, but to believe in science!"
Jiang Yun saw that the three little guys had already started to meditate, so he took Mr. Luo out of Sanqing Hall, came to the backyard, and said, "Mr. Luo, this translation is to believe in science."
"The whole text of "Huang Ting Yao Dao" only talks about one thing, that is, people are in the mother's womb, with a little spirituality, they are nurtured by the mother's energy and blood for ten months, separated from the mother's body, and then they have a human form."
"When a person is 16 to [-] years old, the yang energy is sufficient, and the dantian is full of qi. Sometimes the yang of the airway is closed, and the outer kidney is affected, and lustful thoughts arise."
"After intercourse with a woman or wife, after ten years of Yang Yuan, it starts to leak. Once this leak is opened, it is the most difficult to get back together. It takes a long time, so it becomes the shell of the rot."
……
"Huang Ting's main way is the method of mending leaks. It is necessary to recite sutras and meditate, strengthen the foundation and cultivate the vitality. When the energy is full, you will be refreshed and free from all diseases."
Teacher Luo nodded, and under Jiang Yun's guidance, he began to meditate and chant sutras.
I have to say that the lawyer's memory is good. Although he didn't understand it just now, he memorized the whole scripture, word for word.
The water friends in the live broadcast room also started practicing, and those who were not interested in practicing started discussing exercises in the comment area.
"I couldn't sleep anyway. After listening to the Taoist priest's words three times, I finally heard two words - abstinence."
"The Taoist priest speaks with a level, and it has been going on for a long time. You should pay attention to this sentence."
"I feel that this should be practiced in conjunction with the Sunflower Book, and it will have miraculous effects."
"This exercise is not suitable for me. I can do it, but after half a month, I feel that life is boring."
"Hahaha, it's really not good to hold back."
"No wonder, the higher the cultivation base, the harder it is for offspring. Feelings have sealed the acupoints, and the energy of essence has not leaked!"
After Teacher Luo practiced until evening, Jiang Yun woke him up.
It is extremely terrifying. A person who has never practiced has been in meditation for more than four hours from the beginning, so he can be said to be a genius.
No matter which industry this real talent is in, he can make his mark.
"Jiang Daochang, why do I feel itchy scalp, is this normal?"
Jiang Yun nodded, this is indeed normal.
The qi and blood resonate through chanting and run along specific meridians, which will indeed stimulate the hair follicles of the human scalp.
Even the hair follicles that have died may live a second life and grow up again.
The effect of practice varies from person to person, but there will always be some positive effects.
Many water friends in the live broadcast room directly knelt down to Jiang Yun through the screen.
"My scalp is also a little itchy. Could it be that the hair follicles are alive again?"
"What, you can still cure baldness in this way, the Taoist priest has immeasurable merit!"
"Persist in practicing "The Essential Way of the Yellow Court", how many bald beautiful girls can be saved!"
"Hehehe, Taoist priest, I kneel down for you across the screen, do you want to kowtow again?"
"A good man, definitely a great good man, the secret method of Taoism, just like this live broadcast, and the road has become a fan!"
[Purchaser of Medicinal Materials] Reward ten treasure maps, with a message: The Taoist priest is merciful, if it is useful, I would like to thank you more than anything else.
"Mr. Ma is confused... Well, Mr. Ma is arrogant, I am poor, I will use the top ten swords, and get a card."
The number of VIPs in Jiang Yun's live broadcast room skyrocketed all the way, directly breaking the record, exceeding 30 people.
What kind of concept is this? You need to know that the number of people in his live broadcast room is only 50 people, and more than half of them paid a dollar and got stuck.
As for the people who rewarded various gifts, there are countless people. Only by swiping the treasure map, the treasure chests that will appear in the time-space battleship and Huya No. 999 have now accumulated to [-]+.
"Thank you laymen for your rewards. Poor Daoist teaches everyone to practice exercises just to make a good relationship. There is really no need for everyone to give gifts."
"That's the end of today's live broadcast. Tomorrow morning at [-]:[-], Mr. Luo and I will conduct a live broadcast of law popularization on all platforms. I hope you will join us for the individual show." Jiang Yun thanked him with his hand.
After he finished speaking, he stopped the broadcast and put away the drone.
Teacher Luo didn't leave the Taoist temple that night, so he lived in the wing room in the front yard of the Taoist temple to rest.
Xiao Hei practiced for a day, but it was of no use, except that the snake scales became darker and shinier, and had begun to reflect light.
Both Xiaobai's and Houer's hair have increased a lot, and they feel softer to the touch.
After Jiang Yun finished washing, he closed the door of the Taoist temple, and when he was about to go back to the house with Xiaobai in his arms, golden lights suddenly appeared in all directions in the sky.
Each ray of golden light is extremely weak, but the amount of golden light is already close to a massive amount.
That is merit, and only those who have achieved success in cultivation can see it.
The power of merit in Jiang Yun's body swelled up at a speed visible to the naked eye, fully doubling in size.
You must know that God did not send so many merits to build the Sanqing Palace!
Where did the merit come from? Is it because the popularization of "The Essentials of the Yellow Court" solved the baldness problem for the water friends in the live broadcast room, and those people are sincerely grateful, so so many merits have been conferred?
"There is such a good thing in popularizing the exercises. It's a bloody profit!" Jiang Yun lay on the bed, and excitedly patted Xiaobai's buttocks next to him, causing a burst of buzzing sounds.
The whole night of that night, the rain of merits and virtues from all directions did not stop.
After dawn, the rain of merit and virtue decreased a little, but it still did not stop.
After Uncle Zhang woke up in the morning, he looked at Jiang Yun with two dark circles and red eyes: "Boy, there is such a good way to earn merit, why didn't you tell me?"
"Be honest, how much merit did you get last night?"
After looking inside the dantian, Jiang Yun drew a football-sized circle with his hands.
"Hiss, so big?"
Jiang Yun shook his head and explained: "Uncle, my dantian is only that big. Anyway, there is a thick layer of golden cloud of merit and virtue on it, and the thickness is still increasing."
Uncle Zhang was in a trance, and left with his hands behind his back. He muttered to himself: "It doesn't make sense, it really doesn't make sense, just treat a hair loss, how can there be so much merit?"
"Hey, sure enough times have changed. In the past, to gain merit, one had to be a good person and do good deeds by oneself. Is this Internet thinking?"
"Sure enough, standing on top of the wind and doing things right, even a pig can fly, and that kid can become a sage, outrageous, outrageous!"
Listening to his uncle's complaints, Jiang Yun touched his nose, suddenly feeling a little bit more secretly happy.
Luck, this is definitely luck, Pindao really just wanted to trick Taoist temple into a legal advisor yesterday!
(End of this chapter)
"Jiang Daochang, can you explain, this is the first time for me to listen to Daoism, I can understand every word, but I really don't understand it together!" Teacher Luo said a little aggrieved.
He had a dream that when he was in the first year of junior high school, he went to the classroom of the third year of high school by mistake and listened to advanced mathematics.
The water friends in the live broadcast room started to launch the barrage of translation and translation.
"Daoist, please pause for a moment and translate for us first."
"It's still a translation, I've said it all... Do you understand?"
"Let the bullets fly, it's time to apply for World Heritage [laughing and crying]"
"Old fans said: This does not need to be translated, but to believe in science!"
Jiang Yun saw that the three little guys had already started to meditate, so he took Mr. Luo out of Sanqing Hall, came to the backyard, and said, "Mr. Luo, this translation is to believe in science."
"The whole text of "Huang Ting Yao Dao" only talks about one thing, that is, people are in the mother's womb, with a little spirituality, they are nurtured by the mother's energy and blood for ten months, separated from the mother's body, and then they have a human form."
"When a person is 16 to [-] years old, the yang energy is sufficient, and the dantian is full of qi. Sometimes the yang of the airway is closed, and the outer kidney is affected, and lustful thoughts arise."
"After intercourse with a woman or wife, after ten years of Yang Yuan, it starts to leak. Once this leak is opened, it is the most difficult to get back together. It takes a long time, so it becomes the shell of the rot."
……
"Huang Ting's main way is the method of mending leaks. It is necessary to recite sutras and meditate, strengthen the foundation and cultivate the vitality. When the energy is full, you will be refreshed and free from all diseases."
Teacher Luo nodded, and under Jiang Yun's guidance, he began to meditate and chant sutras.
I have to say that the lawyer's memory is good. Although he didn't understand it just now, he memorized the whole scripture, word for word.
The water friends in the live broadcast room also started practicing, and those who were not interested in practicing started discussing exercises in the comment area.
"I couldn't sleep anyway. After listening to the Taoist priest's words three times, I finally heard two words - abstinence."
"The Taoist priest speaks with a level, and it has been going on for a long time. You should pay attention to this sentence."
"I feel that this should be practiced in conjunction with the Sunflower Book, and it will have miraculous effects."
"This exercise is not suitable for me. I can do it, but after half a month, I feel that life is boring."
"Hahaha, it's really not good to hold back."
"No wonder, the higher the cultivation base, the harder it is for offspring. Feelings have sealed the acupoints, and the energy of essence has not leaked!"
After Teacher Luo practiced until evening, Jiang Yun woke him up.
It is extremely terrifying. A person who has never practiced has been in meditation for more than four hours from the beginning, so he can be said to be a genius.
No matter which industry this real talent is in, he can make his mark.
"Jiang Daochang, why do I feel itchy scalp, is this normal?"
Jiang Yun nodded, this is indeed normal.
The qi and blood resonate through chanting and run along specific meridians, which will indeed stimulate the hair follicles of the human scalp.
Even the hair follicles that have died may live a second life and grow up again.
The effect of practice varies from person to person, but there will always be some positive effects.
Many water friends in the live broadcast room directly knelt down to Jiang Yun through the screen.
"My scalp is also a little itchy. Could it be that the hair follicles are alive again?"
"What, you can still cure baldness in this way, the Taoist priest has immeasurable merit!"
"Persist in practicing "The Essential Way of the Yellow Court", how many bald beautiful girls can be saved!"
"Hehehe, Taoist priest, I kneel down for you across the screen, do you want to kowtow again?"
"A good man, definitely a great good man, the secret method of Taoism, just like this live broadcast, and the road has become a fan!"
[Purchaser of Medicinal Materials] Reward ten treasure maps, with a message: The Taoist priest is merciful, if it is useful, I would like to thank you more than anything else.
"Mr. Ma is confused... Well, Mr. Ma is arrogant, I am poor, I will use the top ten swords, and get a card."
The number of VIPs in Jiang Yun's live broadcast room skyrocketed all the way, directly breaking the record, exceeding 30 people.
What kind of concept is this? You need to know that the number of people in his live broadcast room is only 50 people, and more than half of them paid a dollar and got stuck.
As for the people who rewarded various gifts, there are countless people. Only by swiping the treasure map, the treasure chests that will appear in the time-space battleship and Huya No. 999 have now accumulated to [-]+.
"Thank you laymen for your rewards. Poor Daoist teaches everyone to practice exercises just to make a good relationship. There is really no need for everyone to give gifts."
"That's the end of today's live broadcast. Tomorrow morning at [-]:[-], Mr. Luo and I will conduct a live broadcast of law popularization on all platforms. I hope you will join us for the individual show." Jiang Yun thanked him with his hand.
After he finished speaking, he stopped the broadcast and put away the drone.
Teacher Luo didn't leave the Taoist temple that night, so he lived in the wing room in the front yard of the Taoist temple to rest.
Xiao Hei practiced for a day, but it was of no use, except that the snake scales became darker and shinier, and had begun to reflect light.
Both Xiaobai's and Houer's hair have increased a lot, and they feel softer to the touch.
After Jiang Yun finished washing, he closed the door of the Taoist temple, and when he was about to go back to the house with Xiaobai in his arms, golden lights suddenly appeared in all directions in the sky.
Each ray of golden light is extremely weak, but the amount of golden light is already close to a massive amount.
That is merit, and only those who have achieved success in cultivation can see it.
The power of merit in Jiang Yun's body swelled up at a speed visible to the naked eye, fully doubling in size.
You must know that God did not send so many merits to build the Sanqing Palace!
Where did the merit come from? Is it because the popularization of "The Essentials of the Yellow Court" solved the baldness problem for the water friends in the live broadcast room, and those people are sincerely grateful, so so many merits have been conferred?
"There is such a good thing in popularizing the exercises. It's a bloody profit!" Jiang Yun lay on the bed, and excitedly patted Xiaobai's buttocks next to him, causing a burst of buzzing sounds.
The whole night of that night, the rain of merits and virtues from all directions did not stop.
After dawn, the rain of merit and virtue decreased a little, but it still did not stop.
After Uncle Zhang woke up in the morning, he looked at Jiang Yun with two dark circles and red eyes: "Boy, there is such a good way to earn merit, why didn't you tell me?"
"Be honest, how much merit did you get last night?"
After looking inside the dantian, Jiang Yun drew a football-sized circle with his hands.
"Hiss, so big?"
Jiang Yun shook his head and explained: "Uncle, my dantian is only that big. Anyway, there is a thick layer of golden cloud of merit and virtue on it, and the thickness is still increasing."
Uncle Zhang was in a trance, and left with his hands behind his back. He muttered to himself: "It doesn't make sense, it really doesn't make sense, just treat a hair loss, how can there be so much merit?"
"Hey, sure enough times have changed. In the past, to gain merit, one had to be a good person and do good deeds by oneself. Is this Internet thinking?"
"Sure enough, standing on top of the wind and doing things right, even a pig can fly, and that kid can become a sage, outrageous, outrageous!"
Listening to his uncle's complaints, Jiang Yun touched his nose, suddenly feeling a little bit more secretly happy.
Luck, this is definitely luck, Pindao really just wanted to trick Taoist temple into a legal advisor yesterday!
(End of this chapter)
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