Live Immortal Cultivation: Ask Daoists to Believe in Science

Chapter 345 Sentenced to 500 years for defecating in public

"Jiang Daochang, you must help me solve this matter, please!" That day Lu made a very wise decision.

Jiang Yun was stunned for a while, looking at this sturdy man with thick eyebrows, big eyes, and a righteous face on the grassland, he suddenly felt the truth that people should not be judged by appearances.

How did this hot potato get into the hands of the poor? This wild animal is really hard to deal with.

People from the animal protection bureau generally don't bother to deal with it when they know that the animals under state protection are not in danger and will not affect anything.

Otherwise, Hou Er would not be able to bounce back and forth between Tianyuan Taoist Temple and Jiangjia Village for seven or eight years.

"That day Lu Jushi, Pindao taught you a method, it may be useful."

"This prairie eagle eats a lot. It needs to eat ten catties of meat every day. Then you can gradually replace its meat with vegetarian dishes. If it can't bear it, it will fly away naturally." Jiang Yun said.

Although the tactic of skipping food is a bit of a loss, the effect is really obvious.

When everyone thought that Lu would be happy that day, who knew that this strong man blushed instantly.

"Jiang Daochang, you are purely killing me. On our grassland, vegetables are much more expensive than meat."

"Don't talk about ten catties of vegetables a day, even one catty a day I can't get out!"

On the grasslands, celery is more expensive than meat, this is definitely not a rumor.

Everyone in the live broadcast room immediately thought of a good way to make money.

"I have vegetables at home, can I replace them with meat?"

"Prairie eagle: You are not damaged, can you make people have a good meal?"

"Fellow Taoists, don't even think about going to the grassland to sell vegetables. There is only one family within a hundred miles. If you order a cup of milk tea for 15 yuan, the delivery fee will be more than 200 yuan."

Jiang Yun frowned, and finally gritted his teeth and said: "That day Lu Jushi, then you can only imitate the poor and become an outlaw madman."

"What about raising eagles? It's obviously because of your outstanding people in the winter camp, that's why this prairie eagle is attracted to come to check in every day."

"Also, since you're on the show, don't think too much and protect this prairie eagle well. If something happens to it, you won't be able to escape."

"Back when Monkey Er went missing in the mountain for a day, my master was invited in to drink tea for a day, and finally found the monkey by relying on Feng Shui to locate it."

Teacher Luo stared and asked, "Daoist Jiang, it's not good for you to teach like this?"

"Is it against the law?"

"Well, as long as the animals don't have accidents, then there is no crime."

"That's it."

Lu was greatly inspired that day, so he went back to the sheep pen excitedly to look for the Sagittarius sheep, which is a pig.

In the sheepfold, there was a mess.

Jiang Yun didn't let the director connect with the next prisoner. After promoting a wave of post office coffee, he said solemnly: "Ladies and gentlemen, please don't be poor, you can't grasp these things."

"Some small things seem small, but most definitely are big. Some things seem to be serious crimes, but they are actually not illegal."

"There is a line between the state-protected animals staying at home and the detention of state-protected animals. If you don't handle them properly, you can send people in."

The water friends in the live broadcast room are all sensible people. After all, watching the live broadcast of the law popularization, they understand more or less the law.

"Daoist, stop talking, we can't play your coquettish operation."

"Hey, is there a case that looks small but is actually a serious crime?"

"If the panda stays at my house, can I raise a panda?"

"Well, the panda is a bear after all, cellmate, you are really happy!"

Teacher Luo opened his mouth, enlivened the atmosphere, and said, "Jiang Daochang is right. In daily life, there are indeed some small things that need everyone to pay attention to."

"I can tell you a few cases, and you can recall whether you have done it before."

"Once upon a time there was Zhang San, who was sentenced to ten years in prison after digging out the bird's nest."

"Once upon a time there was a Li Si who caught twenty sparrows in a basket and was sentenced to three years in prison."

"Once upon a time there was a Wang Wu who filled nine frogs in his field and ate them with wine at night. He was sentenced to four years in prison."

……

Teacher Luo was talking, and many people who were watching the live broadcast were drenched in cold sweat.

"Hey, I have a friend who took out a bird's nest when I was young [dog head saves life]"

"Don't say I have a friend, it should be said that you have a cellmate."

"I reported my brother by real name. When he was young, he caught a frog and played with it to death."

"Brother, it was the two of us who tadpole together and caught a frog. Why did you blame me for all the crimes?"

"Boiling beans burns Osmunda, and the beans weep in the cauldron. No, no. A frog will be warned at most, and only if there are too many frogs will he be sentenced."

"If this is true, then everyone will really become inmates. I have dug out bird nests, caught sparrows, and caught frogs. I am guilty and I repent."

Some of the barrage in the live broadcast room on all platforms used a friend of mine to conduct tentative inquiries.

Some were very frank and took the initiative to confess their crimes.

There is also a part, the mouth is really hard, and they will not admit it even if they are beaten to death.

Jiang Yun also carried out tactical intimidation to invigorate the atmosphere, saying: "Everyone, laymen, it's no small matter, everyone must abide by the law."

"There is a buddy in our circle who is very capable, three points better than my master."

"At that time, he was young and vigorous, and he was very aggressive. He caused trouble everywhere. In the end, he was punished for several crimes and sentenced to 500 years in prison. It's miserable."

As soon as this remark came out, the water friends were all blown up.

"Master Daoist, we are a law popularization program, please be serious."

"Sentenced to 500 years, if it is really that heavy, it should be sentenced to be shot!"

"Three points more powerful than Chisong Daochang, he should be a ruthless person. Whoever it is, we may all know him."

"Huaxia, it is impossible to be sentenced to 500 years here. It is indeed possible for Yingjiang's family. Could it be the Taoist priest over there? What did he do?"

A strange smile appeared on the corner of Jiang Yun's mouth. He nodded and said, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is absolutely true!"

"That buddy defecated everywhere, vandalized public property, beat others, and the most serious thing was that he even stole a peach from a peach orchard."

"That kind of peach is a rare variety, rare, so he was punished for several crimes, and he was suppressed for 500 years."

Teacher Luo: ...

The staff in the live broadcast room: ...

Water friends in the live broadcast room of each platform: ...

This... Taoist priest, this cold joke you told is really not funny at all.

What you are talking about is Monkey King, and you still meander and talk so much.

"Monkey King: Slander, this is blatant slander, how could my old grandson do such a thing?"

"Master Dao, you are real leather, you are definitely not artificial leather."

"He defecated everywhere. Being suppressed for 500 years is indeed a bit too much. I seriously suspect that the Buddha secretly retaliated!"

"Shocked, a buddy was sentenced to 500 years for defecating everywhere. Is this a distortion of human nature, or a loss of morality?"

"[Sixteen Characters of Yin and Yang]: Daoist Jiang, is Daoist Chisong really weaker than the Great Sage Equaling Heaven by three points?"

"The circle of monks is really scary [Petrochemical]"

"One thing to say, Monkey King was really a tiger back then."

(End of this chapter)