Live Immortal Cultivation: Ask Daoists to Believe in Science

Chapter 353 Giving birth to a son without an asshole (seeking a monthly ticket)

The water friends in the live broadcast room are now hesitating.

A female graduate student with gold-rimmed glasses must be guilty of bigamy, but from a criminal point of view, a man in pajamas is also guilty of bigamy.

Although breaking the law is breaking the law, this buddy is more or less wronged.

"The law enforcement is fair, otherwise it should be sentenced [cover face]"

"I must have said it when I got the marriage certificate, life and death are shared, or we will go to jail together."

"You're talking about human things, can you talk about human feelings?"

"The bride price is 30, this should be the crime of fraud and bigamy, right?"

"Mr. Luo, we are legally illiterate, how should we judge you?"

"When I was in school, I didn't answer questions so positively, but I don't think it should be sentenced."

Teacher Luo touched his chin, a meaningful smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, and asked: "My friend who said you should be sentenced, won't your conscience hurt?"

"If you were judges and you convicted him of bigamy, would you be able to sleep at night?"

Many water friends laughed on the spot.

"Mr. Luo, we are not afraid, we have no conscience!"

"I'm sure I can sleep, I just act in accordance with the laws and regulations."

"My mother said every day that I have no conscience, but I think I can."

"Fuck, you people are so cruel."

"I want to know, why can Mr. Luo hold back his smile?"

Teacher Luo looked at the bullet screen and continued to ask: "Shui friends who say they have no conscience and can be punished by hammering a hammer, aren't you afraid that you will have a son without an ass hole?"

"Isn't it true that some people think that it doesn't matter if you have a child without an asshole, so you can have an artificial asshole?"

"So in this case, our law cannot be too mechanical, do you understand what I mean?"

"The law is the basis for conviction, and ethics is the basis for conviction. This is a criterion that the court must abide by when sentencing."

"This friend is criminally guilty of bigamy, but is his behavior condemned in terms of ethics and morals?"

"No condemnation, he is also a deceived party, at least he should not be punished as a crime."

In front of the video camera, the man in pajamas was visibly relieved.

Teacher Luo spoke, he felt that he had finally lost his identity as a criminal suspect, regained his freedom, and felt a sense of rebirth.

As for the female graduate student with gold-rimmed glasses, she still wore them in front of the camera, without saying a word, like a sculpture.

Jiang Yun changed his role and became a fan, interjected and asked: "Mr. Luo, since there should be no sentence, which law should be applied?"

"This poor man really doesn't understand, please tell us and popularize science."

The director stretched out his thumb, indicating to the two to continue, and the current rhythm is very good.

Teacher Luo tidied up his clothes, sat upright, showed a professional attitude, and explained seriously: "When encountering such a case, at least it can be done."

"Article No. 13 of the Criminal Law is applicable. The circumstances are obviously minor and the harm is not serious. It is not considered a crime."

"If the judge doesn't agree with this article, then there are at least seven articles No.30. If the circumstances are minor, you can be exempted from punishment. This sentence should be fine, right?"

"Even if the judge still doesn't agree with this article and says it's unreasonable, then he should be sentenced to two years in prison and suspended for three years. That's okay, right?"

"Everyone, if you are a judge and you can't even do this, then you don't have to worry about your conscience, you can go home and pretend to be an artificial fart for your son!"

Several of the staff in the live broadcast room couldn't hold back their laughter.

The water friends in the live broadcast rooms of various platforms also laughed so hard that their stomachs hurt.

"Good guy, is it okay to install an artificial asshole for your son?"

"When a lawyer is funny, it's also quite deadly. My stomach hurts from laughing."

"Under such circumstances, the judge who still insists on sentencing is sent in by Zhang San [funny]"

"I want to know why the Taoist priest can keep his smile."

"It feels like Daoist is holding back a smile by touching his chin with his hand."

"Brother, be confident and get rid of the feeling."

"I endured it for half an hour. I didn't hold back the last sentence, and my defense was broken."

After the man in pajamas thanked him again and again, he asked, "Jiang Daochang, Mr. Luo, what should I do now?"

"Because they got married first, this is an established fact, so your marriage is invalid."

"Pindao recommends you to leave your ex-wife first, and then sue to the court to apply for annulment of the marriage. In this way, you will not only be single again, but also unmarried!"

"As for the division of property, it's a civil issue. You can negotiate it yourself. The 30 dowry should be able to be returned."

"As for Ye Suifeng, if he sues in court, he can get back the hard-earned money he has paid in the past seven years, and he can also get spiritual compensation."

"Every layman in the live broadcast room, if you have difficulty in going to school, remember to apply for a student loan. Don't worry, in China, as long as you can enter the school alive, even if you have no money in your pocket, the school will not ignore you." Jiang Yun Suggested with a smile.

His words were strongly approved by Mr. Luo, and the man in pajamas gratefully hung up the video connection.

This processing result has been recognized by most water friends.

As for some female boxers, they still stubbornly believed that the female graduate student was wronged. Their opinions, no matter if they were not mentioned, the court would not adopt them anyway.

"Director, please contact the next friend. Let's hurry up and help the next friend go to jail...ah, no...it's to solve the problem." Jiang Yun said with a smile.

"Holy shit, Daoist, if you talk like this, it's easy to have no friends!"

"I suspect that the law-enlightening live broadcast was funded by the police uncle, and people will be arrested after the show."

"You finally confessed, you just want to send us away [secret observation]"

"Please invite the next inmate to share your own problems and eat melons!"

"I've given away a few of them. Is it true that there are still people who would dare to be on this show?"

"Free law, Daoist Jiang, Mr. Luo, these two are big bosses, if you have money, you can't find them, there must be someone!"

In the expectant eyes of millions of fans, the new inmate appeared on the big screen connected by video.

As soon as this inmate appeared on the stage, he carried a strong smell of the prison system, with a big gold chain and black hood, and a thick and sturdy wind blowing towards his face.

If he said that he robbed a bank, most people in the live broadcast room would believe it.

Jiang Yun looked at the water friend, he was stunned for a moment, and asked curiously: "My layman, what questions do you have, and why do you want to be dressed like this?"

"This is a law-enhancing program, not a self-surrender program. If you want to surrender, the program team will help you contact the local police."

The man in the black hood touched his face, a little puzzled: "Jiang Daochang, is there something wrong with my outfit?"

"Am I breaking the law by wearing a big gold chain?"

Jiang Yun shook his head. Wearing a big gold chain is indeed not against the law, but it is easy to make people jealous.

"Then I wear a black mask and headgear, is this against the law?"

Jiang Yun shook his head. Although this mask and headgear belonged to robbers, it was not against the law.

Practice is still not enough, judging people by appearance, this problem needs to be corrected!
"Then layman, what's wrong with you on our show?"

"I surrender myself!"

(End of this chapter)