Live Immortal Cultivation: Ask Daoists to Believe in Science

Chapter 369 Ten Million Prestige Points
hum!
The Sanqing Sword trembled slightly and let out a sword cry.

Pfft!
The two weasels who had just stood up immediately knelt down in a very standard posture and squeaked.

A person who knows current affairs is a hero, but those who love him are straightforward.

These two weasels are really smart. If it wasn't for the live broadcast, who would believe it?
"Fuck, are you kneeling so neatly?"

"The two weasels talk so much nonsense, why don't they kill them?"

"Xing, no problem, how many years have you been sentenced?"

"Northeast people feel shocked. It seems that Huang Daxian's request for title is true, not nonsense."

Jiang Yun took down the Sanqing sword hanging on the wall, leaned on the sword, and said, "Pimpedao has a bad temper, you two have a good talk."

"Squeak, squeak..."

The two weasels knelt on the ground, dancing and gesticulating for a long time, with expressions of indignation.

Jiang Yun was very dissatisfied when he heard it, he poked the ground with his scabbard, and said angrily: "You two, how dare you beat me up?"

"This is Uncle Wang's house. It's fine for you to live in without saying hello, but you still throw people out. Is there any reason for that?"

The momentum of the two weasels withered on the spot. They squeaked softly and stretched their necks, trying to look at the bed.

Jiang Yun pinched the little weasel's neck, lifted the little guy up, and flicked the little guy's head.

The little weasel woke up, and then squeaked. It lay on Jiang Yun's palm and licked it happily.

The faces of the two weasels kneeling on the ground turned green on the spot. Rebellious son, recognize the thief as your father!

"You two, what you said is true. The child is indeed innocent, but if you let me let him go, you have to give me a reason?" Jiang Yun said, stroking the little weasel's head with his hand.

The two weasels kneeling on the ground, after thinking for a while, barked confidently.

Jiang Yun was speechless, and corrected on the spot: "You two are a bit knowledgeable, but there is no limit to learning, and you must keep up with the development of the times."

"It's true that you were the second-class protected animals a few years ago. Pindao really can't do anything about you, but now you are the third-class protected animals."

"The circumstances of your crime are serious and have already threatened the safety of others. I will punish you slightly. Although you are also breaking the law, the circumstances are minor and you will not be sentenced."

"We human beings are the priceless treasure, even if it is a national treasure, it can't compare, not to mention you three-possessed weasel."

The two weasels knelt on the ground, dumbfounded, not daring to move.

In the past two years, relying on their status as national treasures, they have done whatever they want in Jiangjia Village, stealing whatever they want.

Unexpectedly, the identity is gone, the umbrella is gone, the sky is falling!

The scene where Jiang Yun taught the two weasels the law was actually a bit funny, but no one dared to laugh because the weasels really listened to it.

"Daoist, you are proficient in animal language, can you make a tutorial, I want to quarrel with my nephew."

"As expected of an extrajudicial lunatic who just finished a law-enhancing program with Mr. Luo, he speaks hard."

"Is this the legendary saying that even if you are caught, it doesn't constitute a crime?"

"My son-in-law demolishes the house every day, I want to communicate with him like this [cover face]"

The two weasels lay on the ground, kowtowed their heads, and then squeaked.

Two lines of tears flowed from the corners of their eyes, and it was not known whether they were real or fake.

Jiang Yun looked at the little thing in his hand, squeezed it lightly, and asked: "Tomorrow there will be heavy snow in Wudang Mountain, so why are you two staying at Uncle Wang's house and refusing to leave?"

"There will be heavy snow tomorrow in Wudang Mountain, is this true or false?"

Two weasels raised their heads, pointed their paws at the sky, and kept barking.

Jiang Yun took out his mobile phone, looked at the weather forecast, and couldn't help frowning.

Tomorrow, sunny, temperature nineteen degrees, no wind!

Fusheng Wuliang Tianzun, the ancestors are above, who can tell me: Should poor people believe in weasels, or should they believe in science?

Jiang Yun looked at the little weasel and said, "Forget it, if there is really heavy snow tomorrow, it would not be appropriate for you to forcefully move out."

"Uncle Wang and Aunt Wang came back with great difficulty. It's not appropriate for you to stay at their house. The three of you will follow me back to the Taoist temple and stay there temporarily."

The two weasels were overjoyed, lying on the ground on the spot, and kowtowed to Jiang Yun a few more times.

Jiang Yun returned the little weasel to them, and the two guys held the cub, looking left and right, for fear of getting hurt.

The little weasel lay on the back of the mother weasel, and the family of three followed Jiang Yun to Tianyuan Taoist Temple.

Along the way, the male weasel tried his best to explain to the cub that he was its biological father.

However, the little weasel didn't believe it at all, and kept looking at Jiang Yun calling his father, almost killing the male weasel.

06:30am.

As soon as Jiang Yun walked to the entrance of the Taoist temple, he saw Teacher Luo standing with his uncle pulling a suitcase.

He made a speech and asked: "Fusheng Wuliang Tianzun, morning uncle, morning teacher Luo, have you had breakfast, are you planning to leave so early?"

Teacher Luo smiled and said, "Yes, I have to catch the plane, and I can't delay the matter at noon."

"Jiang Daochang, what is this?"

Jiang Yun looked back at the three members of the weasel family following behind him, and said angrily: "The culprit has been caught, it's their family who are playing tricks."

"The weasel's fart is poisonous and harmful to the human spirit. It will make people fall into a ghost press and sleepwalking."

Teacher Luo nodded thoughtfully, and then he left the Taoist temple in the car.

Uncle Zhang looked at the family of three very curiously, touching this and that from time to time.

He said with great emotion: "Boy, good luck, I can even meet a fine weasel, and I was caught back."

"Keeping them in the Taoist temple is much better than falcons and owls. There is also breakfast in the kitchen. After eating, you go to rest and catch up on sleep."

"Leave these little guys to me."

Jiang Yun glanced at the uncle gratefully, then yawned, and said to the drone camera: "Ladies and gentlemen, you have watched everything you want to watch, and we will not broadcast it this morning."

"Pindao, go to sleep and get back to the cage. I really didn't sleep well last night. See you at noon."

After he finished speaking, he hugged Xiaobai and went back to the house.

Seeing that Xiaobai also went in, Zhang Sheng shook his head helplessly, then he squatted down and teased the family of three.

After Jiang Yun returned to the house, he checked his recently accumulated reputation.

Four thousand four hundred and thirty twenty thousand.

The prestige value finally exceeded [-] million. It is impossible to have such a high prestige value in a normal live broadcast. It should be related to the live broadcast of the law.

The tiger fish platform can deal with it, and it is unambiguous at all to promote it.

44 advanced draws, cool!
"System, conduct 44 advanced lottery draws." Jiang Yun said silently in his mind.

"Ding, congratulations to the host who has reached the stage of Qi training, has accumulated ten million reputation points, and the lottery system will be automatically updated."

drop!drop!drop!
The update of the lottery system is completed, the primary, intermediate, and advanced lottery draws are cancelled, and the four-level lottery modes of heaven, earth, mystery, and yellow are opened.

Corresponding to tens of millions, billions, billions and tens of billions of draws respectively.

(End of this chapter)