Live Immortal Cultivation: Ask Daoists to Believe in Science

Chapter 381

Jiang Yun didn't expect that his black fan boss, who was so well-informed, would recognize all of this.

The seal cutting technique has high requirements on the carver, and it needs to use internal force to seal the formation and seduce the aura of heaven and earth, otherwise it will be ineffective.

This thing has no large-scale promotion value, and there is really no need to let the public know, and with the current level of technological development, there is no way to explain it.

After pondering for a while, he resolutely refuted the rumors and said, "Laymen, please be more rational."

"The so-called seal cutting technique is actually a kind of blessing technique. It's not as magical as everyone thinks. Whether Chao is here or not, please kick that person out of Pindao's live broadcast room."

"Promote feudal superstition every day, you must believe in science!"

[Sixteen Characters of Yin Yang] has been kicked out of the live broadcast room by Chaoguan.

As soon as the black fans who can tell the truth leave, the atmosphere in the live broadcast room immediately becomes healthy and positive.

Many lay Buddhists immediately showed their positions in the barrage area.

"Master Dao, you know me well. I have always believed in science."

"Master Daoist, you know me well, and I will believe whatever you say."

"Master Dao, you know me well. Even if there are only two of us left in the live broadcast room, and one of them is a black fan, that person can't be me."

"Master Dao, you know me well, I am inseparable from the yin and yang dog thief!"

"Brothers, let the bullets fly has been applied for World Heritage, please stop posting."

"You don't let us post barrage, you're so cheap [dog head saves your life]"

After the atmosphere in the live broadcast room was corrected, Jiang Yun took a cinnabar brush and drew four more divine amulets.

He firmly stuck the four amulets on the wheels of the tractor with adhesive tape as a means of preparation.

After Jiang Yun finished all this, he put the tractor's casing back on, and it was almost ten o'clock at night.

The Taoist temple has a radius of ten miles, except for the sound of owls and falcons fighting in mid-air, it is very quiet.

Haoyue is in the sky.

Jiang Yun hugged Xiaobai, lay on the recliner behind, looked at the moon, and asked, "Ladies and gentlemen, the broadcast will be released soon."

"If you have tiger food, Qingqing tiger food, otherwise it will expire tomorrow. If you have any requests, just ask, and Pindao will try to satisfy everyone."

Beautiful day.

Jiang Yun hugged Xiaobai, which aroused the envy and hatred of many people.

Therefore, the requests made by these water friends are naturally varied and weird.

"Master Daoist, I want to adopt Xiaobai!"

"Any request can be made, I want to join Tianyuan Taoist Temple."

"Your demands are too much. I just want to go to the Taoist temple to collect junk and pick up some antiques to make a fortune."

"Seal cutting, Taoist priest, can you teach us?"

"I want to hear Dao Chang sing. He hasn't sung for a long time. I paid attention to him because he sings well!"

"Master Dao, can you stop downloading tonight, I want to see what you do in bed at night."

"The Daoist doesn't do anything at night, he just talks to Xiaobai hehehe [funny]"

Jiang Yun simply ignored some bullet screens in the live broadcast room.

In the past, there were more serious people in lay Buddhists. Since the explosion, the people in the live broadcast room are not too serious.

They also adopted Xiaobai, those people really dared to speak up.

"Ladies and gentlemen, since you want to watch Pindao sleep and want me to drink water for a long time, there is no problem at all."

"As for singing, singing at night is easy to attract ghosts, forget it, forget it, it doesn't hurt to have a song."

Jiang Yun cleared his throat, and the first sentence he uttered, his singing voice was very penetrating: "The sea of ​​bitterness, there are waves."

"In this world, it is difficult to escape fate..."

The water friend in the live broadcast room was immediately brought in by these two sentences.

It's exactly the same as the original song. When Master Xing comes, he has to say hello.

When Jiang Yun was about to continue singing, there was a female voice outside the Taoist temple who caught the song.

"A blind date is inaccessible,

Or I should believe it is fate. "

The euphemistic and melodious singing sounded, and a series of footsteps came from far and near, but stopped outside the Taoist temple.

This big night, after such an outing, many people's cold sweats were frightened.

"My mother, Dao Changcheng sincerely does not deceive me, there really are female ghosts!"

"Female ghost: After waiting for you for so many years, you are finally reincarnated."

"Dear fellows, the drone just turned around, did a figure flash past the wall?"

"Fuck, this kind of plot can't be seen in the live broadcast during the day, and can't escape the live broadcast at night."

"Could it be Chu Meiren?"

Jiang Yun looked around, and after finding nothing unusual, he insisted: "Laymen, everyone must believe in science."

"There are no female ghosts in this world. My uncle must be playing tricks on the poor. Don't be afraid."

The animals raised in the Taoist temple were all quiet at this moment.

Even the owls and falcons who were looking for mice in mid-air just now were surprisingly well-behaved and fell directly back into the courtyard.

Xiao Hei was even more uncharacteristically, instead of wandering around in the Taoist temple, he got into Jiang Yun's room and lay obediently in a corner.

Jiang Yun frowned, and after washing, he locked the door of the Taoist temple, and then took Xiao Bai back to the house.

He closed the door of the room, then turned to the backyard and asked: "Girl, can you take a look for the poor, there is no one outside the yard."

The mellow and ethereal female voice came to mind again.

"Don't worry, Daoist, there is no one else but me."

Many of the water friends in the live broadcast room were scared away from urinating.

"Daoist, are you sure this is Daoist Zhang playing tricks?"

"It's true that you can't sing at night. It's really scary. Fortunately, it's the Taoist priest. If it's me, I'll call the police."

"I guarantee with my head that this is definitely not Daoist Zhang."

"In the middle of the night, a single Taoist priest and a female ghost, isn't this the plot of Liaozhai?"

Jiang Yun opened the window of the room, he looked at the empty courtyard, then closed the window, and asked again: "Girl, it's cold tonight, why don't you come in and talk about it?"

"Ah, Daoist, a lonely man and a widow, isn't that good?" The voice hesitated for a moment, then agreed decisively, saying: "It's better to be respectful than to obey, Daoist, the little girl is here."

The corner of Jiang Yun's mouth twitched, and then he explained decisively: "Ladies and gentlemen, this is definitely my uncle, and he likes to play such pranks."

"When you're old, you still like to tease the juniors. It's like having a family with an old man, like a treasure."

After he finished speaking, he immediately made a formula, pointed out the window, and shouted: "Heaven and earth are boundless, Xuanxin is righteous, Jiuxiao Shenlei, listen to my order."

"Lei come to protect yourself!"

Kacha~~
rumbling~

Rumble rumble~~
Although the curtains were drawn, the water friends in the live broadcast room could still see the thunder flashing several times outside.

Then, there was a scream, and there was no movement outside the Taoist temple.

The tens of 10 people in the live broadcast room were shocked at this moment.

"Prince Daoist, are you unreasonable in doing this?"

"Hey, I still want to see the female ghost come out, why did the Taoist priest kill her?"

"One thing to say, that female ghost actually sang very nicely. I think it doesn't matter if it's a human or a ghost."

"Brother, voice actors are all monsters, think about the voice actors of Glory of the King Daji."

"Well, I think Daoist Zhang did a good job of chopping and killing harm for the people, so I can finally sleep with peace of mind."

"Every layman, this is really a script by my uncle and poor Taoist. There are no female ghosts. Everyone believes in science."

"Okay, this is the end of today's live broadcast. The water is often not very good, everyone should go to bed early." After Jiang Yun closed the live broadcast, he pushed open the door and climbed over the wall to the outside of the Taoist temple.

(End of this chapter)