Live Immortal Cultivation: Ask Daoists to Believe in Science

Chapter 522 The hostess learns a foreign language

On the eleventh floor, there was a black bear with glossy hair, fat and strong body, standing nearly three meters tall.

This black bear was guarding the stairs leading to the [-]th floor, constantly biting the large piece of beef provided by the program group.

When it saw someone going upstairs, it immediately turned around and took a look. After seeing the person clearly, it shrank its neck on the spot. The beef in its mouth was no longer fragrant, so it subconsciously covered its crotch.

Looking at the black bear, Jiang Yun immediately thought of the big one in Fulaer Manor, it seemed to be the same one.

He waved at the black bear and walked over.

The black bear looked at the meat in the basin, silently retreated into the corner, hugged its head, and lay down on the ground.

Until Jiang Yun went upstairs, the black bear didn't raise its head to take a look, it was so cowardly.

The Russian audience watching the battle of psychics couldn't stand it on the spot.

Why did my own bear become so cowardly, and put on a posture of being beaten, it's too embarrassing!
The audience in Jiang Yun's live broadcast saw the bear clutching its crotch, and immediately reacted.

This guy is the unlucky guy who was kicked in the crotch by the Taoist chief, no wonder he looks familiar.

"This bear is really sensible and makes people feel distressed!"

"It can only be said that the long foot left an indelible psychological shadow on the black bear."

"Isn't this the black bear from Fulaer Manor? Why did it get on the show and open the back door for the Taoist priest?"

"That female devil, Natasha, is the behind-the-scenes boss of the Psychic War program. It's really reasonable for the program to borrow a black bear from her."

"I suddenly remembered. Isn't this the classic version of Journey to the West? The escaped monsters all have backgrounds, and then they make an allowance for the protagonist."

"What's the point? It's obvious that the Taoist priest let the black bear go. He obviously has a reason to beat the black bear again. The Taoist priest is good at everything, but his heart is too soft."

"Good guy, I'm powerless to refute."

After Jiang Yun came to the twelfth floor, he pushed open the door, saw the scene inside, and couldn't help frowning.

The last level set by the fighting nation is really interesting. The entire floor of the twelve floors is a large swimming pool, in which hundreds of piranhas are stocked.

If you want to pass this level, you must either fly over it directly, or use tricks to walk through the piranha shoals while dripping in the water.

Those piranhas had been starving for a long time. The staff waiting on the twelfth floor saw Jiang Yun coming up. He took out a frozen chicken from the bucket and threw it directly into the water.

wow wow~~
The water splashed by hundreds of piranhas scrambling for the chicken was one meter high, and a three-pound broiler chicken didn't even survive for 18 seconds before it turned into a skeleton all over the floor.

Many piranhas were injured in the fight, and were torn to pieces by their companions in the blink of an eye.

The audience in the live broadcast room couldn't help swallowing when they saw the brutal appearance of the piranha.

"Damn, this 20-meter-long swimming pool doesn't even have a place to stay. Do you want someone to fly over it?"

"Damn, it's so cruel, if a person walks over, at least a layer of skin will be lost, right?"

"Come on, get rid of my iron armor, what's the point of succumbing to piranhas?"

"Thanks to my ancestors for giving birth to me in Huaxia, at least our Huaxia doesn't have such a thing, otherwise who would dare to enter the water!"

"What is the Taoist priest planning to do? Do you want to use lightness kung fu and fly directly over?"

"May I suggest that the Taoist master use the thunder method to give these fish an electrotherapy, so that they can understand the dangers of the world?"

"What, I want Dianyu, Xing, the audience in this live broadcast room is really good, Dianyu broke the law, and I will sit in jail!"

"Whether electric fish breaks the law in Russia, there seems to be no such rule there, is there a lawyer, explain to me?"

"If you don't break the law, just abide by the local laws and regulations. However, I recommend that everyone go out and abide by the customs and customs of each place, and try not to mess around."

The staff of the program group picked up the net bag and fished out all the chicken bones that the piranhas couldn't bite.

He looked at Jiang Yun maliciously, and said with a smile: "Davari, you have to be careful, these fish have been hungry for three days."

"Even if a cow goes into the water now, they will tear the cow to pieces!"

Jiang Yun nodded, and with his toes pointing down, behind his hands, he used Tiyun Zong and flew out.

Flying to a position more than ten meters away, then stepped on the water to take advantage of it, took off again, and landed steadily on the opposite side.

After Jiang Yun landed, he looked back at the staff on the opposite side, smiled and waved: "Davari, don't worry about it."

The foreigner looked at Jiang Yun's qinggong and exclaimed again, but the old viewers in the live broadcast room were extremely calm.

What is flying on water, how can summoning the sky thunder have a stronger visual impact? For those who practice, it can no longer be explained by common sense.

"Now more and more dao masters are appearing on the Internet, and even the official has announced the rank of martial arts military dao level. Is there something big going to happen?"

"The era of martial arts training for all has arrived, and it is already the early stage of spiritual energy recovery. I am a humble person, now the showdown, I have cultivated to the realm of the gods!"

"What rank, what martial art, what are you talking about?"

"The official cultivation level is divided into many levels, such as A, B, C, D, and Yinyuan, Yaoguang, and Tianji. They all sound quite powerful."

"That's really outrageous. I've also seen the news. Only the top three powerhouses in the World Championships are considered to be at the Opening Sun Realm. The highest level at the Tianshu Realm is probably the Land Immortal."

"Fellow daoists, what level are you talking about, is he higher than the Kaiyang realm anyway?"

"Kaiyang state, don't be ridiculous, the monkey raised by the Taoist master a year ago beat the world champion of Taekwondo, I guess he is at least Tianquan state."

"I understand Tianquan. It's Ningguang. I don't care if there is Yuheng or not. Strengthen Keqing!"

"Hahaha, in the future, when the Taoist priest goes out to eat, you can pretend to ask: Yinyuan is at a table, Yaoguang is at a table, Kaiyang is at a table, and Tianshu is at a table, which table should you sit at when practicing Qi?"

"Is there a boss in the live broadcast room? I have seven moles on the soles of my feet, which are about the same position as the Big Dipper. Am I a prodigy?"

When the audience in the live broadcast room was playing tricks, Jiang Yun directly stretched his hand into the swimming pool, and even slid up and down twice.

Several piranhas swam past him but did not attack.

The audience was quite surprised when they saw this scene. They didn't expect that someone who successfully cleared the level would choose to die to tease the piranhas.

Hundreds of piranhas were very sensible, at least they didn't have any unreasonable thoughts about Jiang Yun's hand.

The audience in the live broadcast room began to lament that piranhas are much smarter than humans, and all of them are proficient in life-saving methods.

Jiang Yun withdrew his hand from the pool, coughed dryly, and explained: "Laymen, please don't misunderstand."

"Pindao would like to popularize science for everyone. This piranha is called piranha, also known as piranha, and it mainly lives in rivers in Southeast America."

"Everyone, don't be deceived by the content in the movie, which says that piranhas will attack wildly when they see fish in the water, and gnaw people into skeletons."

"Actually, there are no wounds on people, and there is no bloody smell. These piranhas will not take the initiative to attack. I guess this level of the program group is actually more of a test of courage, as long as they swim through the water normally."

Although he explained it again, the audience in the live broadcast room shivered when they saw the piranhas in the swimming pool.

This thing, with a bit of bloody smell, is really pounced on it, and you can chew it raw when you open your mouth. Who dares to try it?
"Although what the Taoist priest said is very reasonable, and I believe what he said, but I think it's safer to be on the shore."

"The Taoist priest has a golden light spell to protect him. Even if a man-eating pomfret bites him, he will only lose his teeth. We can't do it!"

"Dear friends, if anyone dares to give it a try, I offer a reward of 200 yuan."

"Understood, when a girl travels to South America, she must not swim in the water during her mother's aunt!"

"The movies I watched lied to me. It turns out that piranhas don't bite people unless they are wounded."

After Jiang Yun came to the No.13 floor, there is a lobby and five guest rooms.

In the hall, there are many things, such as mink coats hanging up, mirrors as tall as a person, combs, pistols, paintings and other items.

The hostess had been waiting here for a long time. When she saw Jiang Yun coming up, she immediately went up to greet her and warmly congratulated: "Congratulations, Davari, you are beyond my expectation!"

"As the first contestant to reach the last level, our program team has prepared a sumptuous lunch for you, and you can also choose any room to rest."

Jiang Yun turned around to avoid the hug of the hostess, and went to the side to pick up the room key.

After a brief wash, he sat down at the dining table and ate lunch with Xiao Bai.

The hostess surrounded Jiang Yun the whole time, picking up food and pouring wine from time to time, her eyes full of curiosity.

Ma Xiaoxiao hadn't come up yet. Through the official live broadcast, Jiang Yun noticed that she was still struggling on the fifth floor.

As for the other contestants, they didn't even pass the first round at this time.

At present, Jiang Yun has gained a crushing advantage. After eating, he plans to return to his room to end the live broadcast and meditate for a while.

As soon as he opened the door of the room, the hostess blocked the door and said in an ambiguous tone: "Davari, I am very interested in your Chinese language, and you have gained an advantage now."

"The last round hasn't started yet, so can you teach me Chinese?"

Jiang Yun looked at the hostess who was about to stick to him in front of him, frowned, and said, "According to your Russian words, do you want to learn a foreign language?"

"Davari, that's right, can you teach me, don't worry, there is no surveillance in the guest room."

"I'm sorry, no." Jiang Yun shook his head and refused.

The hostess looked puzzled and asked, "Why?"

"Because Pindao's foreign language is not very good, you should ask other people for advice." After Jiang Yun finished speaking, he retreated to the room and closed the door.

The audience in the live broadcast room looked at the hot hostess and couldn't help but sigh Jiang Yun's incomprehensible style.

"Master Daoist, if you want to learn a foreign language, it's Chinese language, it's so much better, why don't you hand it in!"

"It's too much. It's too perfunctory to say that I'm not good at foreign languages."

"I seriously suspect that the hostess has watched TV dramas, understands our domestic culture, and knows that learning a foreign language has other meanings."

"What do you mean, I don't understand, which TV series?"

"Principal Chen learns foreign languages ​​to catch mussels and hook up with foreign beauties. He understands everything he knows, and if he doesn't understand, he should study hard."

"Damn it, I really want to teach that hostess a foreign language, but it's a pity that she's a drunkard."

After Jiang Yun returned to the room, he downloaded the broadcast to take a break and watched the official live broadcast of the battle of psychics.

Although Ma Xiaoxiao has the help of the white fox and can invite the gods, she still seems a little difficult to deal with Russia's hardcore embarrassment.

All kinds of traps emerge one after another, and it really makes people fall into them accidentally.

As for the others, they were still in the small manor in the first round, looking around for the staff.

The performances of Kassan and the red-haired witch Olsen were particularly eye-catching. They passed by the hidden staff many times.

It's not that the current practitioners are not strong, but that the times have changed, technology has developed, and the hiding ability of special forces has also improved.

Auspicious suits that are resistant to thermal imaging, super camouflage techniques and just the right amount of interference, all of which will cause a lot of trouble for practitioners.

He felt bored after watching it for a while, so don't put down his phone, hug Xiaobai and start his lunch break.

Sleepless.

After Jiang Yun and Xiao Bai got up, they took a shower together, and then came out of the guest room. He looked up and down the items in the living room.

The hostess is quite enthusiastic and unrestrained, and quite a bit of perseverance.

She posted it again, holding the microphone and asking: "Davari, are you afraid of me?"

"Afraid, why is Pindao afraid?"

The hostess was almost stuck to Jiang Yun, she was about to speak, but footsteps came from the stairs.

Holding the white fox in her arms, Ma Xiaoxiao stood there dazed all over.

Looking at the two people next to each other in the living room, she felt so jealous on the spot that she was about to withdraw from the competition.

The staff of the program group tried to persuade her with good words, and Ma Xiaoxiao took a key to the guest room. She didn't even eat, and went directly to the room to rest.

Jiang Yun didn't seem to notice, he distanced himself from the hostess, then hugged Xiaobai, and looked at the items displayed in the living room again.

These things are very luxurious, as if they came from the Tsarist Russian royal family, and they are definitely worth a lot of money. The most important thing is that there are some unusual flavors on them.

It's a bit evil, but it's not quite like it. The undead demon monk Lapuskin is really interesting!
When Jiang Yun was doing research in the living room, the boss of the Daoist family loves each other, and immediately exploded.

[Northeast Majia Ma Renli]: "What does this brat mean? How dare he bully my husband and granddaughter like this?"

[Northeast Majia Ma Renli] "@【Tianyuan Taoist Temple Chisong】, old man with a strong nose, hurry up and get out of this old man, give me an explanation!"

"Otherwise, I'll take people to promote your Tianyuan Taoist temple!"

[Wang Shouren, head of the Taoist Association]: "Old Ma, don't be like this, calm down, if there is anything you can't explain clearly in the group."

[Sanfeng Pai Zhang Benchu]: "Hey, these two people were still kissing their parents in the group yesterday, and their relatives were short-lived, and they started shouting and killing today."

[Maoshan faction Lin Zhengfa]: "Xiao Jiang is a good boy, but his EQ is a bit low. He should have nothing to do with that heroine. Don't get excited, old horse."

[Tianyuan Taoist Temple Chisong]: "Dear friends, please do not ascend to the master's behavior as a disciple, thank you."

[Zhengyang faction Zhong Liting]: "This master is really no one else, and he actually sells his apprentice."

(End of this chapter)