Live Immortal Cultivation: Ask Daoists to Believe in Science

Chapter 89 Orcs will never be slaves

Unexpectedly, many water friends in the live broadcast room had already guessed the truth of the matter.

Jiang Yun touched his nose dumbfounded, and murmured in his heart: Is the poor so cruel?

He came to the two South China tigers, stroked their heads, and said, "Ladies and gentlemen, since you all recognize them, I will give you a detailed introduction."

"Let me identify popular creatures on the Internet for everyone. These three are all tiger subspecies unique to China - the South China tiger!"

"I thought these guys were extinct in the wild, but I didn't expect that there was a small group hiding in the Heijinggou Primeval Forest Nature Reserve."

"You can take a look. Compared with the Siberian tiger, these guys are smaller in size, with a round head, short ears, thick and powerful limbs, and a long tail. They are a relatively ferocious tiger."

The water friends in the live broadcast room saw two adult South China tigers obediently lying on the ground, and Ren Jiangyun touched them casually, many of them looked a little surprised.

"Master Dao, we are simple, don't fool us, this tiger is more docile than a cat, how cruel is it?"

"Hey, the legs of those two South China tigers seem to be shaking. What's going on?"

"The animal trembled, either because it was extremely angry, or because it was extremely frightened. Could it be that the Taoist priest said last night..."

"Is there Teacher Luo in the live broadcast room? I want to ask if it is against the law to beat a first-class protected animal like the South China tiger in the wild?"

"Teacher Luo said that if you meet a tiger in the wild, in order to protect yourself, let alone beating it, it is not illegal to roast it and eat it. Of course, the premise is that you can beat it well."

"Based on the strength of the Taoist priest, if he meets the South China tiger, both sides should attack and defend, right?"

Jiang Yun looked at the barrage of discussions in the live broadcast room, and he explained: "Ladies and gentlemen, a South China tiger weighs nearly 150 kilograms, which is as heavy as two poor people."

"Look at their claws, they are both bigger than my face, and look at their teeth, one bite can break the leg bones of a normal person."

"Pindao fights two in the wild, how can he win them steadily, you have to believe in science, and don't deify me!"

The water friends in the live broadcast room were speechless.

"Who will translate for me? What does the Taoist priest mean?"

"He's bragging to us that he can beat two with one and win two South China tigers, no, it's three, and there's one tiger cub."

"Are anchors not counted as human beings now, or are we counted as human beings?"

Master Zhang Zhishun came out of the bamboo forest after washing.

Seeing Jiang Yun explaining what happened last night to the camera of the drone, he smiled and said, "Fusheng is supreme, laymen, this South China tiger is a friend of the Taoist!"

"Jiang Daoyou had some misunderstandings with it last night, but the problem is not big, and it has been resolved now."

In order to prove his innocence, Jiang Yun touched the back of the South China Tiger's neck, but the South China Tiger's tail blew its hair off.

Well, the crime of beating a tiger may not be cleared away.

The two cooked some porridge for breakfast, served with pickles, and it tasted pretty good.

When they finished their meal and were about to chant sutras in the morning class, Jiang Yun's cell phone rang, and it was police officer Jiang Dajiang calling.

"Hey, Brother Dajiang, what's the matter?"

"Xiao Jiang, just now the bureau received a call to the police, saying that you found wild South China tigers in the wild. Is it true or not?"

"That's right, it's just that it's not the sight of the South China tiger, but the tiger is by my side."

Police officer Jiang Dajiang's heartbeat slowed down by half a beat. Be good, this is the first South China tiger that has appeared in the wild in more than 30 years.

If this matter is announced, it will be big news internationally, let alone domestically!

"Jiang Daochang, the South China tiger is ferocious, please pay attention to your own safety, and then send me a location, and I will bring comrades from the Provincial Wildlife Protection Bureau to support you."

"Currently the South China tigers in domestic captivity have serious genetic problems due to inbreeding. The three South China tigers you found may be the only hope to save this group." Police officer Jiang Dajiang's voice trembled with excitement. .

Jiang Yun frowned, turned on the speakerphone, and told the old Taoist priest Zhang Zhishun the whole story.

After all, this is old Zhang's friend, betraying a friend is not what a monk should do.

"I can't decide this matter. You are proficient in animal language, so you can ask the three of them for their opinions." Old Taoist Zhang said after being silent for a while.

Police officer Jiang Dajiang said anxiously on the other end of the phone: "Really Jiang, don't worry, you have a good chat with those three South China tigers."

"The important task of saving the South China tiger population now falls on your shoulders."

Jiang Yun is speechless, Xiaojiang, Jiang Daochang, Jiang Zhenren, Dajiang brother have changed their names today, it is really a bit big!

It seems that when the police uncle asks for help, he will say a few good things.

He squatted down, came to the South China Tiger, lowered his voice, and asked, "Brother, have you ever considered that the whole family should enter the zoo?"

"Roar~~"

"What, you don't want to go, you still have half a goat left in the tiger's den, can't you waste food?"

"Roar~~"

Police officer Jiang Dajiang listened to Jiang Yun chatting with the South China tiger on the other end of the phone. He couldn't bear it any longer, and quickly said, "Master Jiang, you should talk to it carefully. Their whole family entering the zoo will definitely do more good than harm."

"The country has a regular business establishment, excellent remuneration, food and housing, top-notch medical insurance, and a very comfortable living environment."

"The comrades from the Provincial Wildlife Conservation Bureau said that as long as they agree, the state can build an exclusive wildlife sanctuary for them!"

The water friend who was taking the civil service exam in the live broadcast room directly broke his defenses.

"You don't need exams or interviews, you can enter the career department, I'm so envious!"

"There is no need to grab land, food and housing, medical insurance, and even the marriage problem of the next generation has been solved. Brother Hu, the opportunity is here, you have to seize it!"

"Humans are not as good as tigers. Life is so stressful. I suddenly want to be reborn as a South China tiger."

"Brothers upstairs, you have to be strong, you have to be calm, reincarnated as a South China tiger is a super prize, ordinary people are unlucky, even if reincarnated, [-]% of them will be reincarnated into a low-grade fetus such as flies and mosquitoes [laughing and crying]"

"South China Tiger: So what about the career editor, anyway, I don't have a salary."

Jiang Yun almost vomited blood on the spot: "Brother Dajiang, you are too much, I just can communicate with animals."

"How do you ask me to make up those compensation issues to the South China Tiger translation business? I'm just a little Taoist priest, and my abilities are limited!"

After a lot of communication with hands and feet, the two adult South China tigers took a look at the cub, and they finally nodded in agreement.

Jiang Yun breathed a sigh of relief, he told police officer Jiang Dajiang the news, and then hung up the phone.

The water friends in the live broadcast room couldn't help but sigh when they saw the two tigers cuddling together and resting on their stomachs.

"It's true that orcs will never be slaves, unless they have food, housing and play!"

"The South China tiger said in a low voice: Orcs will never be slaves. It slowed down a bit, and then added: You need to pay more!"

"The alliance will never bow its head, unless there is money on the ground [dog head saves life]"

"South China Tiger: I want to refuse too, but they give too much [laugh and cry]"

"I really want to know whether that tiger cub has a good life or a bad life. Because of the mistake of his parents, he lost his freedom, but gained dozens of beauties from the tiger harem."

(End of this chapter)