War Photographer's Notebook
Chapter 698 Stupid Thief
Chapter 698 Stupid Thief
At [-]:[-] in the morning, before the sun rose, two armored vehicles stopped at the gate of Jima's house.
In the cab of the armored pickup truck, Wei Ran and Sui Sui glanced at each other, each took out their mobile phones, and dialed them to Jima and Maya almost at the same time.
After a while, the call to Ji Ma was the first to be connected. Wei Ran listened for a while, and Zhao Sui shook his head regretfully, "I didn't hear the phone ringing."
"What did you say?" Jima Fan on the other end of the phone asked in a daze.
"I didn't hear Jima's voice," Sui Sui, who had turned on the speakerphone, responded in a low voice, "It seems that we guessed wrong."
"Come, come, come" Wei Ran turned on the hands-free on his mobile phone, and then buckled Sui Sui's mobile phone together.
Just at this time, Maya who got through Sui Sui's phone also greeted in a daze.
"Maya?" Jima woke up instantly, "Are you awake?"
"why you?"
Maya also woke up from her sleep, glanced at the mobile phone attached to her face, and Jima, who also reacted, greeted the caller in unison.
After making enough jokes, Ji Ma yawned and asked angrily, "Have you already set off?"
"We've arrived at your door," Wei Ran finished, and hung up the phone at the same time as Sui Sui.
After a while, Ji Ma, who was in pajamas, opened the courtyard door. After the two cars drove in, he immediately opened the door and got in.
"Why are you here so early?" Jima asked again, yawning.
"Of course I came here to help you prepare for the party," Wei Ran replied with white teeth.
"You fart, you just want to wake me up." While speaking, Jima also gave a middle finger.
"You guessed it." Wei Ran readily admitted this little prank, "Have your parents gotten up yet?"
"They won't get up for at least an hour"
Before Ji Ma finished speaking, Wei Ran stepped on the brakes and turned off the engine, and the car behind him also stopped.
"In this case, we won't bother you for the time being, and you can go back to sleep." After Wei Ran finished speaking, he and Sui Sui opened the car door in no particular order, and walked straight to the car behind them.
"Have your brains been licked by Mr. Gorbachev?"
Jima complained angrily, seeing that Maya had already walked over from a distance holding her mobile phone, she immediately stepped to the driver's seat, started the car and greeted her.
When he picked up Maya, turned around and returned to the original place, and got into the armored commercial vehicle with Maya, he was stunned.
Unlike usual, there are neither the two big-eared foxes nor the dog Beria who has grown up a lot in this car, and even the Katenka sisters are not all here, but the front and passenger seats Behind the backrests, there is an LCD monitor hung on each.
The picture on the monitor is the real-time monitoring in the yard of Wei Ran's house.And Anfeiya was sitting in the driver's seat and operating her fancy computer.
"How is this going?"
Maya grabbed Sui Sui's itchy ribs to vent her anger, "You came here so early to disturb my sweet dreams, is it because you want me to watch this?"
"No, let go quickly." Sui Sui begged for mercy while struggling, crying and laughing. The two of them didn't notice that Jima and Wei Ran had left the carriage and got into the armored pickup next to them.
"The car yesterday?" Jima took out a pack of cigarettes from his pajamas pocket, lit it, and asked in a low voice.
"right"
Wei Ranhu nodded nonchalantly, "I don't think they will give up, so I deliberately sold a loophole to see if they will come to my door."
"Leave Anfesa alone at home? Can she handle it?" Jima simply took out his mobile phone when he said this, "Or should I arrange some people to go over now?"
"No, Anfisa should be able to handle it."
Wei Ran said here and pointed to the door, "Before entering the village, there was a car following us from afar. If you are willing to help, you might as well find a way to stop that car."
"What color and style?" Jima asked while already pressing the dial button.
"It's too far away to see clearly, but the other party should be at the entrance of your village."
"It seems very amateurish," Ji Ma made his own judgment before the call was connected.
"It really doesn't look like a professional player." Wei Ran thought for a while and said, "Tell your people not to rush to make a move, but quietly follow the opponent to see what the origin is."
"Don't worry." Before Ji Ma finished speaking, the call he dialed was also answered.
After making some arrangements, Jima hung up the phone, opened the car door and said, "I'm going to exercise in the morning. If you want to go in, just let Maya take you in."
"Wait first." Wei Ran stopped the other party and asked curiously, "Jima, how did you trick Maya into your house?"
"What is cheating?"
Jima proudly pointed to the small building left by the old Mr. Nicholas for their family to live in and explained, "Maya is my assistant, and my studio and gym are here, of course I have to assign It's the dormitory."
"It's hard to imagine that she is willing to work in this kind of place." Wei Ran sighed deliberately.
"Of course it's because of love." Ji Ma, who had already jumped out of the cab, showed off more and more proudly.It's just that how many people will believe this sentence, I'm afraid it will be a question mark.
While they were chatting here, a guest was welcomed in the yard by Lake Kaban.
In the room on the first floor, Anfisa hid in the shadow behind the window, while comforting the dog Beria who had started to growl, while patiently waiting for the black figure to climb over the wall neatly. The beautiful forward roll landed in the sweet potato field that hadn't had time to dig.
Under her gaze, and under the gaze of those hidden excellent surveillance probes, this black figure crawled on the ground, sticking to the withered yellow turf that hadn't been trimmed for a while, approaching the direction of the building gate a little bit.
"This ass is really high"
Sui Sui, who was staring at the screen, couldn't help laughing out loud, "Climbing forward would be Belial shitting. Tsk tsk tsk, it's so disgusting, this person seems to have fallen!"
"As long as you have a nose, you won't crawl to that place, right?"
Maya couldn't help shaking her head, even she knew that the sand under the oak tree was the toilet for the three pets, so Wei Ran, an unqualified excrement shoveler, planted a ring of cold-resistant shrubs around it As a cover, the purpose is just to keep out of sight and out of mind without cleaning up.
But he didn't expect that stupid thief to choose to hide in the bushes full of mines.
"Little Kamei, Xiaokamei!"
Sui Sui was the first to react, "Tell your sister quickly, first of all, pay attention to safety, and second, don't let that person in, I don't want the newly bought carpet at the door to be stained with dog poop!"
"Don't worry." Anfeiya responded with her usual expression, "My sister can see it."
Before she finished speaking, the figure hiding under the tree finally got up again, shook his hands and feet vigorously, and then looked back at his butt.
Just from these small movements, it can be seen that the opponent just fell must have gained a lot.
At the same time, Anfisa, who was hiding in the room, also rolled her eyes, put the PSS micro-sound pistol in her hand back into the crack of the sofa, and leaned over to her desk silently. On the side, he took out a self-defense electric shock device from the drawer.
Hiding behind the door again, Anfeiya glanced at the monitoring screen displayed on the phone screen. At this time, the figure had already touched the door.
However, I don't know if the other party didn't want to leave traces, or he just couldn't stand the shit on his body. Seeing that he was at the door, he took off his gloves, jacket, pants, and even his shoes, and only wore a pair of socks , tiptoed to the door.
Almost when the figure put his hand on the doorknob, Anfisa, who had been waiting for a long time, opened the thick wooden door and pressed the electric shock device in his hand accurately on the other party's neck.
After a burst of piercing electricity, Anfisa let go of the electric shock device, and before the opponent fell to the ground, he lifted his foot and kicked the stupid thief to the pile of clothes stained with dog poop at the door.
"Good job!"
Suisui cheered, took the bluetooth earphone handed by Anfeiya and asked with concern, "Big card girl, are you injured?"
"no"
Anfisa responded calmly, stepped out of the room, squatted next to the twitching stupid thief, and tore off the black knitted hat and black mask from the opponent's head.
Taking out his mobile phone to take a photo of the stupid thief, Anfisa took out a pair of rubber gloves from his pocket and put them on, checked the stupid thief's body carefully, and successfully pulled out a bluetooth headset from his ear and stepped on it. After that, he dug out a small piece of raw meat the size of an egg from the grocery bag at his waist.
"Boss, it's a girl." Anfisa said abruptly.
"Girl?" Sui Sui and Wei Ran looked at each other, "Caught a girl."
"It looks very young," Anfisa, who stayed behind, pinched the stupefied cheek and continued to observe, "At most, he has just grown up."
Before Wei Ran and Suisui could say anything, Ji Ma, who had been jogging around the yard just now, came over panting with his mobile phone, opened the car door and said, "The car at the entrance of the village just ran away, Ge Lie Wa has led people to catch up."
"Let Anfisa lock the captured people in the basement of the workshop first." Wei Ran thought for a while and said, "We will decide whether to call the police after we catch the person who has been following us just now."
"Sister Daka, did you hear that?" Sui Sui said excitedly, "You can take a nap after locking up, and I will ask your sister to pick you up when you have enough rest."
"Jima, after you catch people, you can also send them to the basement of the workshop." Wei Ran ordered additionally.
"Tsk tsk tsk, the basement," Ji Ma teased, winking, "I've only seen this kind of plot in movies."
"Your movie is not serious"
Wei Ran narrowed his eyes and glanced at Chaoyang who had just emerged from the top of his head, then looked at the old couple standing by the window waving at them, changed the subject and said, "Jima, your parents seem to have woken up , are you ready to buy breakfast?"
“There is no place for breakfast in this small village”
Jima got into the car while speaking, "Anfeya, drive the car downstairs, my mother will make breakfast for everyone later."
(End of this chapter)
At [-]:[-] in the morning, before the sun rose, two armored vehicles stopped at the gate of Jima's house.
In the cab of the armored pickup truck, Wei Ran and Sui Sui glanced at each other, each took out their mobile phones, and dialed them to Jima and Maya almost at the same time.
After a while, the call to Ji Ma was the first to be connected. Wei Ran listened for a while, and Zhao Sui shook his head regretfully, "I didn't hear the phone ringing."
"What did you say?" Jima Fan on the other end of the phone asked in a daze.
"I didn't hear Jima's voice," Sui Sui, who had turned on the speakerphone, responded in a low voice, "It seems that we guessed wrong."
"Come, come, come" Wei Ran turned on the hands-free on his mobile phone, and then buckled Sui Sui's mobile phone together.
Just at this time, Maya who got through Sui Sui's phone also greeted in a daze.
"Maya?" Jima woke up instantly, "Are you awake?"
"why you?"
Maya also woke up from her sleep, glanced at the mobile phone attached to her face, and Jima, who also reacted, greeted the caller in unison.
After making enough jokes, Ji Ma yawned and asked angrily, "Have you already set off?"
"We've arrived at your door," Wei Ran finished, and hung up the phone at the same time as Sui Sui.
After a while, Ji Ma, who was in pajamas, opened the courtyard door. After the two cars drove in, he immediately opened the door and got in.
"Why are you here so early?" Jima asked again, yawning.
"Of course I came here to help you prepare for the party," Wei Ran replied with white teeth.
"You fart, you just want to wake me up." While speaking, Jima also gave a middle finger.
"You guessed it." Wei Ran readily admitted this little prank, "Have your parents gotten up yet?"
"They won't get up for at least an hour"
Before Ji Ma finished speaking, Wei Ran stepped on the brakes and turned off the engine, and the car behind him also stopped.
"In this case, we won't bother you for the time being, and you can go back to sleep." After Wei Ran finished speaking, he and Sui Sui opened the car door in no particular order, and walked straight to the car behind them.
"Have your brains been licked by Mr. Gorbachev?"
Jima complained angrily, seeing that Maya had already walked over from a distance holding her mobile phone, she immediately stepped to the driver's seat, started the car and greeted her.
When he picked up Maya, turned around and returned to the original place, and got into the armored commercial vehicle with Maya, he was stunned.
Unlike usual, there are neither the two big-eared foxes nor the dog Beria who has grown up a lot in this car, and even the Katenka sisters are not all here, but the front and passenger seats Behind the backrests, there is an LCD monitor hung on each.
The picture on the monitor is the real-time monitoring in the yard of Wei Ran's house.And Anfeiya was sitting in the driver's seat and operating her fancy computer.
"How is this going?"
Maya grabbed Sui Sui's itchy ribs to vent her anger, "You came here so early to disturb my sweet dreams, is it because you want me to watch this?"
"No, let go quickly." Sui Sui begged for mercy while struggling, crying and laughing. The two of them didn't notice that Jima and Wei Ran had left the carriage and got into the armored pickup next to them.
"The car yesterday?" Jima took out a pack of cigarettes from his pajamas pocket, lit it, and asked in a low voice.
"right"
Wei Ranhu nodded nonchalantly, "I don't think they will give up, so I deliberately sold a loophole to see if they will come to my door."
"Leave Anfesa alone at home? Can she handle it?" Jima simply took out his mobile phone when he said this, "Or should I arrange some people to go over now?"
"No, Anfisa should be able to handle it."
Wei Ran said here and pointed to the door, "Before entering the village, there was a car following us from afar. If you are willing to help, you might as well find a way to stop that car."
"What color and style?" Jima asked while already pressing the dial button.
"It's too far away to see clearly, but the other party should be at the entrance of your village."
"It seems very amateurish," Ji Ma made his own judgment before the call was connected.
"It really doesn't look like a professional player." Wei Ran thought for a while and said, "Tell your people not to rush to make a move, but quietly follow the opponent to see what the origin is."
"Don't worry." Before Ji Ma finished speaking, the call he dialed was also answered.
After making some arrangements, Jima hung up the phone, opened the car door and said, "I'm going to exercise in the morning. If you want to go in, just let Maya take you in."
"Wait first." Wei Ran stopped the other party and asked curiously, "Jima, how did you trick Maya into your house?"
"What is cheating?"
Jima proudly pointed to the small building left by the old Mr. Nicholas for their family to live in and explained, "Maya is my assistant, and my studio and gym are here, of course I have to assign It's the dormitory."
"It's hard to imagine that she is willing to work in this kind of place." Wei Ran sighed deliberately.
"Of course it's because of love." Ji Ma, who had already jumped out of the cab, showed off more and more proudly.It's just that how many people will believe this sentence, I'm afraid it will be a question mark.
While they were chatting here, a guest was welcomed in the yard by Lake Kaban.
In the room on the first floor, Anfisa hid in the shadow behind the window, while comforting the dog Beria who had started to growl, while patiently waiting for the black figure to climb over the wall neatly. The beautiful forward roll landed in the sweet potato field that hadn't had time to dig.
Under her gaze, and under the gaze of those hidden excellent surveillance probes, this black figure crawled on the ground, sticking to the withered yellow turf that hadn't been trimmed for a while, approaching the direction of the building gate a little bit.
"This ass is really high"
Sui Sui, who was staring at the screen, couldn't help laughing out loud, "Climbing forward would be Belial shitting. Tsk tsk tsk, it's so disgusting, this person seems to have fallen!"
"As long as you have a nose, you won't crawl to that place, right?"
Maya couldn't help shaking her head, even she knew that the sand under the oak tree was the toilet for the three pets, so Wei Ran, an unqualified excrement shoveler, planted a ring of cold-resistant shrubs around it As a cover, the purpose is just to keep out of sight and out of mind without cleaning up.
But he didn't expect that stupid thief to choose to hide in the bushes full of mines.
"Little Kamei, Xiaokamei!"
Sui Sui was the first to react, "Tell your sister quickly, first of all, pay attention to safety, and second, don't let that person in, I don't want the newly bought carpet at the door to be stained with dog poop!"
"Don't worry." Anfeiya responded with her usual expression, "My sister can see it."
Before she finished speaking, the figure hiding under the tree finally got up again, shook his hands and feet vigorously, and then looked back at his butt.
Just from these small movements, it can be seen that the opponent just fell must have gained a lot.
At the same time, Anfisa, who was hiding in the room, also rolled her eyes, put the PSS micro-sound pistol in her hand back into the crack of the sofa, and leaned over to her desk silently. On the side, he took out a self-defense electric shock device from the drawer.
Hiding behind the door again, Anfeiya glanced at the monitoring screen displayed on the phone screen. At this time, the figure had already touched the door.
However, I don't know if the other party didn't want to leave traces, or he just couldn't stand the shit on his body. Seeing that he was at the door, he took off his gloves, jacket, pants, and even his shoes, and only wore a pair of socks , tiptoed to the door.
Almost when the figure put his hand on the doorknob, Anfisa, who had been waiting for a long time, opened the thick wooden door and pressed the electric shock device in his hand accurately on the other party's neck.
After a burst of piercing electricity, Anfisa let go of the electric shock device, and before the opponent fell to the ground, he lifted his foot and kicked the stupid thief to the pile of clothes stained with dog poop at the door.
"Good job!"
Suisui cheered, took the bluetooth earphone handed by Anfeiya and asked with concern, "Big card girl, are you injured?"
"no"
Anfisa responded calmly, stepped out of the room, squatted next to the twitching stupid thief, and tore off the black knitted hat and black mask from the opponent's head.
Taking out his mobile phone to take a photo of the stupid thief, Anfisa took out a pair of rubber gloves from his pocket and put them on, checked the stupid thief's body carefully, and successfully pulled out a bluetooth headset from his ear and stepped on it. After that, he dug out a small piece of raw meat the size of an egg from the grocery bag at his waist.
"Boss, it's a girl." Anfisa said abruptly.
"Girl?" Sui Sui and Wei Ran looked at each other, "Caught a girl."
"It looks very young," Anfisa, who stayed behind, pinched the stupefied cheek and continued to observe, "At most, he has just grown up."
Before Wei Ran and Suisui could say anything, Ji Ma, who had been jogging around the yard just now, came over panting with his mobile phone, opened the car door and said, "The car at the entrance of the village just ran away, Ge Lie Wa has led people to catch up."
"Let Anfisa lock the captured people in the basement of the workshop first." Wei Ran thought for a while and said, "We will decide whether to call the police after we catch the person who has been following us just now."
"Sister Daka, did you hear that?" Sui Sui said excitedly, "You can take a nap after locking up, and I will ask your sister to pick you up when you have enough rest."
"Jima, after you catch people, you can also send them to the basement of the workshop." Wei Ran ordered additionally.
"Tsk tsk tsk, the basement," Ji Ma teased, winking, "I've only seen this kind of plot in movies."
"Your movie is not serious"
Wei Ran narrowed his eyes and glanced at Chaoyang who had just emerged from the top of his head, then looked at the old couple standing by the window waving at them, changed the subject and said, "Jima, your parents seem to have woken up , are you ready to buy breakfast?"
“There is no place for breakfast in this small village”
Jima got into the car while speaking, "Anfeya, drive the car downstairs, my mother will make breakfast for everyone later."
(End of this chapter)
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