The van that crosses

Chapter 261 Hairless? ? ? [Six thousand characters, ask for a monthly pass! 】

A terrifying aura erupted from Mr. Baobao.

The three prairie bullies were so frightened that they pissed, and knelt down to Lord Baobao begging for mercy in pain and tears.

However, Mr. Baobao didn't care about them so much, he directly knocked the three grassland bullies away with three punches and two kicks.

That's right, it just flew, and flew towards the sky at an extremely fast speed, and disappeared into the sky after a while.

The three bullies dare not resist at all, and even if they resist, they are absolutely powerless.

After dealing with the three bullies in the grassland, Mr. Bao Bao's eyes fell on Zhou He.

Zhou He only felt as if he was being targeted by a prehistoric beast, and shuddered all over his body.

Zhou He laughed dryly, and quickly said: "Master Baobao, they were the first to strike. I had no choice but to fight back. I was acting in self-defense."

"Hmph, no matter who started it first, the important thing is that you not only fought and fought, but also broke trees and destroyed the forest. You and the three of them go to the prison in the sky to receive punishment." Master Bao raised himself With a long nose, he walked straight towards Zhou He.

"Master Baobao, you are being unreasonable. Is there any king's law, is there any king's law?" Zhou He shouted lightly.

"The law of the king? You tell me the law of the king? Then let me ask you, even if you are acting in self-defense, why did you break so many trees?"

"Hmph, I think you are too defensive, you should be punished."

For Mr. Baobao, the three grassland bullies deserve what they deserve, even if Zhou He is right, but the forest was destroyed, so Zhou He is guilty.

"Boom--"

Mr. Baobao waved his fist and ran towards Zhou He, the ground was shaken by him.

Zhou He's sixth sense told him that with Master Baobao's punch, he would be crippled.

"Lord Baobao, wait a moment, I can restore those big trees!" Zhou He shouted loudly.

In the next second, Lord Baobao's huge body came to a sudden stop, bringing up a hurricane and blowing towards Zhou He.

The dust behind was blown up, and the trees were shaken by the blowing, making a rustling sound.

"Can you really bring those big trees back to life?" Lord Baobao asked suspiciously.

"I can." Zhou He nodded and said.

"Well, as long as you can restore those big trees, then I won't put you in the air prison." Master Bao said.

"Ok."

Zhou He responded and heaved a sigh of relief.

Mr. Baobao's aura just now was too terrifying, as if he was being targeted by a prehistoric beast, but fortunately, he didn't make a move yet.

Immediately, Zhou He came to the first broken tree. Zhou He picked up the broken trunk and placed it directly on the broken tree.

Just when Mr. Baobao was wondering, he saw Zhou He release a healing technique and sank into the broken part of the tree trunk.

Healing techniques can not only treat people, or animals, but also plants.

Even, the speed of plant recovery will be faster.

The vitality of the tree is also amazing. Although the trunk is broken, it has not been more than 5 minutes. Therefore, after a healing technique, the big tree has recovered perfectly.

"Unexpectedly... It can really be restored? It's unbelievable." Mr. Bao Bao's face was filled with amazement.

Afterwards, Zhou He repeated the same trick, and under the watchful eyes of Lord Baobao, he restored the broken trees one by one.

"Okay, that's great, since these big trees are fine, then I won't punish you." Lord Baobao said happily.

"By the way, I don't think I've seen you before. What kind of animal are you? What's your name?"

"I think you look a bit like a monkey. Are you from the hairless race?" Lord Baobao said to Zhou He.

".I am a human being, not a monkey, let alone a hairless man. You can just call me Zhou He." Zhou He said speechlessly.

"Human?" Lord Baobao scratched his head, saying he had never heard of it.

"Okay, since the matter has been settled, I'll go first, and I have to patrol the forest." Master Baobao turned around and walked towards the back after finishing speaking.

Watching Mr. Baobao leave, Zhou He was relieved.

Afterwards, Zhou He took out the food again.

This time I didn't read the novel anymore, I ate it up in threes and fives.

Afterwards, Zhou He returned to the car, sat cross-legged, and began to practice.

……

There was nothing to say all night, and it was not until noon the next day that Zhou He stopped practicing.

"It's been a day, it's time to go find Big Big Wolf."

"I don't know how many props Big Big Wolf has prepared."

Zhou He immediately drove the vehicle towards Wolf Castle.

Although he didn't know the exact location of Wolf Castle, he knew the general direction.

Raise the height of the van, then look in that direction.

Seven or eight kilometers away, in a relatively sparse forest, a dark purple castle stood there.

Zhou He recognized this iconic building at a glance.

Immediately, Zhou He's posture vehicle drove over there.

Zhou He parked the car and came to the gate of Wolf Castle.

At this time, the gate of Wolf Castle was closed, but some movements could still be heard inside.

Immediately, Zhou He knocked on the door of Wolf Castle and said, "Hello, is anyone there?"

"Who is it?" The gate of Wolf Castle was still tightly closed, but Red Wolf's voice came from inside.

"I'm Zhou He, here to make a deal with Big Big Wolf." Zhou He said.

"Zhou He? Ah... It's you, my husband told me." The next second, the gate of Wolf Castle was opened.

The figure of Red Wolf appeared at the gate.

Her figure was the same as in the impression.

Gray skin, wearing a gorgeous crown on the head, wearing a red robe, there is a mole next to the left eye, painted with purple eye shadow.I have to say that if she were a human being, she would definitely be a beautiful woman.

"Where is Big Big Wolf? The time of the day has come." Zhou He lowered his head and looked at Red Wolf.

And Red Wolf didn't expect Zhou He to be so tall, so he could only raise his head to look at Zhou He.

"You are Zhou He, a human being? You are so tall, but you look a bit like a monkey."

"Are you a branch of the monkey tribe?" Red Wolf asked.

"." Zhou He's face was full of black lines: "Humans are humans, monkeys are monkeys, don't confuse them."

"Okay, let's not talk about this, please come inside, please come inside, I will call my husband out." Red Wolf hurriedly invited Zhou He in.

The gate of Wolfsburg is much larger and taller than those in Yangcun.

It is higher than the gate of the human world, so Zhou He doesn't need to bend down to enter.

After Zhou He walked in, he took a look at the surrounding environment.

The layout inside is quite gloomy, making people not want to stay here for a moment.

And not far away, a small figure was sitting on the ground with a toy in his hand, looking at him curiously.

"Big brother, who are you?" Xiao Huihui looked at Zhou He with her big cute eyes.

"I'm your father's friend, I'm here to find your father." Zhou He said with a smile as he looked at the cute little wolf cub.

This little Huihui is really worthy of being a group favorite, so cute.

After finishing the words, Zhou He stepped forward, squatted down, took out a piece of cake and handed it to Xiao Huihui.

"Xiao Huihui, this is for you to eat, it's delicious." Zhou He said with a smile.

"Wow, cake, it's a cake, thank you, big brother." Seeing that it was a cake, Xiao Huihui immediately looked surprised, and took a bite immediately after taking it.

"It's delicious, it's delicious, it's so delicious!" Xiao Huihui grumbled, finishing the cake in a few strokes.

Even the cake and cream in her hands were eaten clean, but her face was stained with a lot of cream, Xiao Huihui didn't know it.

"Big brother, is there any more? I want to eat more." Xiao Huihui looked at Zhou He expectantly.

"Here, tell big brother if it's not enough." Zhou He took out another piece of cake.

Zhou He felt that there was still a little less, so he took out some other desserts, put them on a plate, and placed them in front of Xiao Huihui.

"Thank you big brother, big brother, you are so kind." Xiao Huihui was extremely happy immediately, and began to eat dessert non-stop.

Not long after, Red Wolf and Big Big Wolf pushed a huge cart and walked over from the corridor.

"Father, Mom, I have cake to eat. This cake is delicious. Here it is for you." Xiao Huihui saw Red Wolf and Big Big Wolf coming out, and quickly ran over with the plate.

"Hey, wife, have you prepared dessert for Xiao Huihui? Didn't I say, keep your belly open, and we eat meat at noon?" Big Big Wolf said.

"Little Huihui, where did you get your dessert?" Red Wolf ignored Big Huilang and asked Xiao Huihui with a puzzled expression.

"Big brother gave it to me, these cakes are delicious. Also, I said, I don't eat meat, I don't eat meat, I don't eat meat." Xiao Huihui said seriously.

"Little Huihui, the meat is delicious, even better than this cake. We can eat meat later." Big Big Wolf said with a smile.

"That's right, as a wolf clan, how can you not eat meat, but only vegetarian?" Red Wolf said.

"I don't eat meat, I don't eat meat." Xiao Huihui turned her head and snorted.

Seeing this, Red Wolf felt dizzy.

Xiao Huihui didn't even taste the big skewer brought back by Big Big Wolf yesterday, no matter what the couple said, they just refused to eat it.

In the end, it was only the two of them who could split in half.

I really don't know how this little Huihui developed the habit of not eating meat.

"Oh, Xiao Huihui, mom and dad still have something to do, you can go back to your room first." Red Wolf said with a sigh.

"Okay, mom, dad, I'll save some cake for you, the cake is really delicious." Xiao Huihui nodded, and left the hall obediently with the tray.

At this time, Big Big Wolf looked at Zhou He, pointed to the bucket cart, and said, "Zhou He, these are all my inventions, a total of 51 pieces."

"I did the math. Including the gift, you need to give me a total of 560 kilograms of meat." Big Big Wolf rubbed his hands with a smile on his face.

"These inventions are all my husband's hard work, day and night, and each one is a treasure." Red Wolf boasted.

Good guy, Red Wolf didn't think that one day his husband's props would get in the way, take up space, and wanted to throw them away. Unexpectedly, he actually started to boast.

Zhou He glanced at the pile of props on the cart, and said with a smile: "No problem, but do you want raw meat or cooked meat."

"Raw meat? Cooked meat? I want cooked meat, I want cooked meat." Big Big Wolf said hastily.

"Is the meat cooked? Okay." Zhou Hedang was about to take out the meat.

At this moment, Red Wolf stopped Zhou He: "Wait, we want raw meat."

"Raw meat? Wife, what do you want raw meat for? Raw meat won't last for a few days. We can eat cooked meat until we're full." Big Big Wolf said suspiciously.

With a sound of "Bang!", Red Wolf took out a frying pan out of nowhere and hit Big Big Wolf on the head directly.

"You are stupid, how long can cooked meat be kept? We want raw meat and freeze them all so that we can eat them slowly." Red Wolf said angrily.

"Ah, my wife is right, my wife is really smart." Big Big Wolf scratched his head and said with a smile.

"How about this, do you have an ice cellar here? I'll put the meat in the ice cellar directly, so that you won't have to transport it yourself later." Zhou He said with a smile.

"Ice cellar? Wife, we don't seem to have an ice cellar." Big Big Wolf said.

"That's right, we don't have an ice cellar, so how do we store so much meat?" Red Wolf frowned into the word Chuan.

Zhou He looked at the wolf couple and said with a smile: "You should have a cellar, I'll help you build an ice cellar."

"Thank you so much." Big Gray Wolf and Red Wolf were immediately overjoyed.

Immediately, with a wave of his hand, Zhou He put all the 51 invented props of this cart into the storage box.

Not long after, Big Big Wolf and Zhou He came to an abandoned cellar on the basement floor.

Big Big Wolf pushed open the door, and suddenly a burst of dust rushed towards his face.

When Big Big Wolf was about to open it, he saw that there were cobwebs everywhere, and some broken electrical appliances, parts and the like.

It was covered with dust, cobwebs.

"Ah! Cockroaches, cockroaches! Mice—there are mice—"

A few cockroaches and mice jumped past the feet of the three of them, and the Red Wolf screamed immediately, and then jumped directly on the Big Big Wolf.

"Don't be afraid, wife, don't be afraid, wife, with me here, nothing will happen." Big Big Wolf kept changing his feet, trampling on cockroaches and mice, incomparably heroic.

Seeing this, Zhou He waved his hand, and suddenly, everything in it disappeared instantly.

There are only a lot of cockroaches and mice left.

"Ah—a lot of cockroaches, a lot of mice, my husband, hurry up, kill them—"

With no shelter, the number of mice and cockroaches made Red Wolf scream again.

"I'll step on it, I'll step on it, I'll step on you to death—" Hui Tailang hugged his wife, stepping on cockroaches and mice very professionally.

It's a pity that after so long, a Xiaoqiang was trampled to death.

Zhou He couldn't bear to watch it any longer, and immediately let out the fire, sweeping away the cockroaches and mice in an instant.

Sure enough, animals without intelligence are relatively garbage and can be burned to death by Zhou He.

And Zhou He, who is wise, seems to be unkillable.

"It's amazing, it's still going to set fire. Wife, it's okay, it's okay." After Big Big Wolf praised, he put his wife down.

This cellar is not too big, only [-] square meters, and it is located on the basement floor. In fact, it is not suitable for an ice cellar.

However, none of this matters.

Immediately, Zhou He hollowed out the ground by one meter, so that the gate was one meter high from the ground.

Afterwards, Zhou He used a water condensation technique to directly fill the cellar with water, making it level with the gate.

Before the water seeped into the ground, Zhou He cast an ice spell, instantly freezing the water inside into ice.

Some of the hot air suddenly became very cool.

Afterwards, Zhou He released the Water Condensation Technique, and before the water fell to the ground, he used the Ice Technique again to freeze the water stains directly.

I saw Zhou He swung his sword finger, swiped a few times, and cut the huge piece of ice into large chunks, which were placed in the room one by one by Zhou He.

After a while, the room was surrounded by ice blocks, leaving only a space in the middle and a passage connecting the door.

In the next second, Zhou He had a thought, and four or five kinds of raw meat were stacked separately on the ice cubes one by one. After a while, the remaining space was filled up.

"There are [-] kilograms of meat here, and the remaining [-] kilograms, I will give it to you." Zhou He said.

"Meat, a lot of meat, a lot of meat."

"Thank you, thank you Zhou He, haha!"

"Haha, my wife, our good days are coming." Big Big Wolf laughed loudly.

"Gulu!" Red Wolf swallowed, and then his stomach growled.

Seeing this, Zhou He smiled and said, "Then I won't bother you, goodbye."

After Zhou He finished speaking, his figure disappeared here.

"Disappeared?"

"Where did he go?"

Red Wolf and Big Big Wolf looked at Zhou He who disappeared in shock.

But soon, the two ignored it, and looked eagerly at the fresh meat in the ice cellar.

"Husband, I want to eat mutton, I want to eat beef, I want to eat seafood—"

"Swish, swish, although I don't know what kind of meat these are, but let's brush them all." As he spoke, Big Big Wolf's saliva flowed out.

……

Zhou He got out of Wolf Castle, got into his van, didn't stop at Wolf Castle, and drove away directly.

After a while, Zhou He stopped the car.

Big Big Wolf's cart of inventions and props, Zhou He is going to shop around to see if there are any good ones.

Immediately, Zhou He had a thought, and a hair dryer with a weird shape appeared in his hand.

【Hurricane hair dryer (regular product)】

Inventor: Big Gray Wolf

Props Introduction: Turn on the switch to blow out a hurricane, which is extremely powerful, but consumes a lot of energy.

"Good guy, Hurricane Hair Dryer."

Immediately afterwards, Zhou He took out a second prop.

【Camera (rule product)】

Inventor: Big Gray Wolf

Props introduction: Press the button, as long as the flash light is on, the person being irradiated will definitely fall down.

"I'll go, this is good, it's okay."

Zhou He nodded with satisfaction.

【Super stealth cream (rule product)】

Inventor: Big Gray Wolf

Props introduction: You can become invisible after painting, as long as you don’t make a sound, you will never be found.

【Friendship Umbrella (Rule Product)】

Inventor: Gray Wolf Ancestor

Props Introduction: Hold an umbrella together, no matter who it is, both parties will become good friends.

[Small and small pills (regular product)]

Inventor: Big Gray Wolf

Props introduction: big and small pills are divided into white pills and black pills. After eating the white pills, the body size of the user can increase ten times, and after eating the white pills, the body size of the user can be reduced ten times.

[Mushroom mine (rule product)]

Inventor: Big Gray Wolf

Props introduction: As long as the lambs are on the top, they will be caught.

[Reverse hammer (rule product)]

Inventor: Gray Wolf Ancestor

Item introduction: As long as it is hit by the opposite hammer, the character of the person being hit will become completely opposite to the previous character.

[Second generation spring shoes (regular product)]

Inventor: Big Gray Wolf

Props Introduction: Wearing it, you can cross the river and even jump over the iron railings in Yangcun.When jumping, you can switch from left to right to avoid the enemy's attack.

……

These things are very complicated, there are many, and some are broken and unusable.

It's full of calculations, adding up, there are only 43 props that can be used.

Among these props, a small part was invented by Big Big Wolf's ancestors, but most of them were invented by Big Big Wolf himself.

Among these props, there are some tasteless ones, and there are also good ones that make Zhou He click his tongue secretly.

For example, the big and small pills invented by the ancestors of Big Big Wolf.

Not to mention the reduced white pills, but only the enlarged black pills, which can make the body size of the user ten times larger. The ten times here is not just about body size.

Among them, defense, strength, and physical strength have all been increased tenfold.

Defense, strength, and physical strength are increased by ten times. What kind of concept is this? If Zhou He takes it, his strength will definitely skyrocket to a terrifying level.

The shrinking pill shrinks you by ten times, but your strength and physical strength remain the same, which is simply terrifying.

Moreover, there are some incomprehensible props in it, for example, [Good Friend Umbrella] When two people hold an umbrella together, they can become good friends who talk about everything.

Even if you have just been cheated on by someone else, as long as you hold an umbrella, you can be kind and talk to him happily about which posture your wife is more comfortable with. It is simply invincible.

There is also [Reverse Hammer], which is also unsolvable. If you hit it once, your character will become the opposite. For example, if Nobita Nobita is hit once, it will be no problem to pick Fat Tiger directly.

And if it was Bu Tonglin, the main character in Wolf Fang, if he was knocked on, he would be scared to pee if he saw someone stare at him.

When watching cartoons, Zhou He thought these props were magical and funny. Now, Zhou He has truly entered the real world. .

Those funny, useless props have become extremely terrifying.

With a big wave of his hand, Zhou He released all the garbage in the cellar and threw them into the forest.

This littering will definitely be punished by Mr. Baobao, but then, at that time, it will definitely not be him, but Big Huilang.

Afterwards, Zhou He took out his mobile phone, clicked on the built-in navigation, and it was time to go back.

【Welcome to use cargo help navigation.The destination this time is the world. 】

[Please note that the space tunnel will open in five seconds, please prepare the driver. 】

[5, 4...1, the space tunnel has been opened, please drive in as soon as possible. 】

……

Back in the main world, after Zhou He parked the car, he went straight to the pool.

After opening the swimming pool cover and changing into a pair of swimming trunks, Zhou He jumped in directly.

"The villa, the swimming pool, it would be great if there was a beautiful woman here."

Suddenly, Liu Xiaoxue's delicate face and devilish figure appeared in Zhou He's mind.

"Ring-ring--"

At this moment, Zhou He's thoughts were interrupted by the ringing of the phone on the small table.

Zhou He stretched out his hand and took the phone in his hand.

"Hey, Viagra, is the car repaired?" Zhou He asked.

Chang Jiewei: "Yes, it's fixed, do you need me to send it to you?"

"Send it here, or I won't be able to come back." Zhou He said.

Chang Jiewei: "Okay, I will arrange someone now, and it will be delivered in about an hour."

"Thank you Viagra."

"Hi, why don't you thank me, hang up first, a client here is looking for me."

After hanging up the phone, Zhou He put the phone back in place, and then opened the virtual APP panel.

Coincidentally, I'm free now, so I used up Marvel's two lucky draw opportunities.

Switching to the lottery drawing interface, Zhou He directly thought about it and said the lottery draw silently.

In the next second, the lottery button was clicked.

[Congratulations to the driver for winning the special skill: Anger (Hulk). 】

[Anger]: The more angry you are, the stronger your power will be.

Zhou He's eyes widened. He didn't expect to get such a good skill.

(End of this chapter)