The van that crosses

Chapter 287 Fuck, Fuck Labor and Management! [Four thousand words, ask for a monthly pass! 】

A quarter of an hour later, Zhou He walked out of Huichao Pavilion with a satisfied face.

However, as soon as he walked out of Huichao Pavilion, his face suddenly changed.

I saw Zhou He slowly raised his foot, and there was a pile of fresh shit on his foot.

Although he is now wearing a battle armor, to be honest, this feeling is hard to describe in words.

"Deacon Rong, do you still have dog poop at the entrance of Huichao Pavilion?" Zhou He turned his head and said to Li Rong who was beside him.

At this moment, Li Rong also saw the lump of shit that Zhou He was stepping on, and immediately, the smile on his face froze in place.

"What are you two eating? Huh?"

"I'm sorry, I'm really sorry, Fellow Daoist..." Li Rong scolded, and then hurriedly apologized to Zhou He.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry..." At this moment, the two beautiful female cultivators standing inside the door hurriedly apologized, and at the same time, each of them turned pale.

"Forget it, I'll go first." Zhou He waved his hands, his feet trembled, and immediately, the shit turned into powder.

When Li Xiaoyu in the distance saw Zhou He coming out, he ran over quickly.

Immediately, Zhou He took Li Xiaoyu and left here.

Li Rong, who was standing at the door, had an extremely gloomy expression at the moment.

She didn't see her speaking, she stretched out her right hand, swiped her finger in the air, and said some formulas in her mouth.

The next moment, she saw her grabbing in the air, and a dog was caught from nowhere.

Li Rong threw the trembling dog to the two female cultivators, and said, "Find me a thousand dogs, and let this dog live in the shit of these dogs!"

After Li Rong finished speaking, she turned and walked upstairs.

When the two female cultivators heard the words, they quickly grabbed the dog and went to work.

……

"Xianchang, where do you want to go next?" Li Xiaoyu asked Zhou He with a smile on his face.

"What's the matter with your injury?" Zhou He didn't answer her, but asked instead.

"Xianchang, I accidentally fell yesterday, and I'm fine now." Li Xiaoyu's smile froze, but soon he smiled again.

"Oh? You fell yesterday? Then how do I remember that the injury on your arm was not there before, and your foot is also there."

"There is a little tail behind us. It seems that it has something to do with you. It is your sister? Sister? A mortal can actually live here." Zhou He glanced at a place behind him and said.

"Ah?" Li Xiaoyu's face changed slightly.

"Immortal Elder, then that's my sister..." Li Xiaoyu faltered and said the cause and effect.

Back then, Li Xiaoyu's family was also a family of cultivators.

Her grandfather was a Golden Core cultivator.

Although his cultivation base is not high, he can definitely live a good life in Huichao City.

A hundred years ago, the treasure house of the Fox Clan was leaked. The Fox Clan moved the location of the treasure house, set traps, and killed a large number of monks and monsters.

Li Xiaoyu's grandfather was one of them.

Without Grandpa, a cultivator at the Golden Core Realm, the highest cultivation in the family would be grandma at the pinnacle of Foundation Establishment.

Unable to support some industries in the city, they were divided up by others.

Ten years ago, her father and mother gave birth to twins, Li Xiaoyu and Li Xiaoqi.

Within three years, grandma died of old age, father and mother were not high in cultivation, and they were only in the early stage of foundation establishment.

A year ago, the parents went out hunting once, met with an accident, and both died, leaving only their twins.

Not surprisingly, they were going to be driven to the mortal area.

Li Xiaoyu also knew that once he went to the mortal area, there would be no hope, so he sold his house at a low price and gave it to a city guard who had a good relationship with his father.

The city guards also took care of the following for a long time, and it was just like this that they would not be driven to the mortal area.

As for the injury on Li Xiaoyu's body, it was caused by a dog.

Li Xiaoyu's younger sister, Li Xiaoqi, didn't find a job today, but because she robbed a dog of food, she was chased by the dog for several streets and came here.

Just happened to meet Li Xiaoyu, and Li Xiaoyu had a fight with the dog, and finally got injured and drove him away.

"My sister also found a job today, so she followed us." Li Xiaoyu said.

Zhou He didn't react when he heard the words, and immediately said: "The Huichao Pavilion is opened by the descendants of the red-haired immortal. So, does the other immortal of Huichao City open any shops?"

Hearing this, Li Xiaoyu immediately said: "Prince Immortal, Ancestor Peng is a lone ranger. He has no descendants or disciples. Ancestor Peng has been practicing in seclusion. There is no big event, so he will not show up." .”

"Oh, well, that's the end of today, this spirit stone is your reward for today." Zhou He took out a high-grade spirit stone.

Originally wanted to give low-grade spirit stones, but Zhou He didn't have them, only top-grade and top-grade ones.

"Thank you, Immortal, thank you, Immortal." Li Xiaoyu immediately looked overjoyed when he saw this spirit stone.

After receiving it, he seemed to sense something was wrong, and stammered, "Immortal Immortal, isn't this a low-grade spirit stone?"

"Well, this is a high-grade spirit stone." Zhou He was a little surprised. Has this little girl never seen a high-grade spirit stone?

Li Xiaoyu's face turned pale all of a sudden, and she said, "Prince Immortal, do you have any low-grade spirit stones? High-grade spirit stones are too precious, and it's okay to give them two bites."

Hearing this, Zhou He didn't answer, but instead glanced into the distance from the corner of his eyes.

All around, some evil and greedy eyes had already fallen on Li Xiaoyu.

A piece of high-grade spirit stone is enough for the monks living at the bottom to attack Li Xiaoyu.

Li Xiaoyu knew that he possessed a high-grade spirit stone but was unable to protect it. Such a fate would definitely be miserable.

"I don't have a low-grade spirit stone on me. I gave it to you, so you can take it."

"You and your sister's qualifications are quite good. You and your sister should go back to the Chao Pavilion, find Deacon Li Tang, and worship her as a teacher. Just say that I, Zhou He, said it." Zhou He said slowly.

"Ah" Li Xiaoyu obviously hadn't reacted yet.

"If you want to go, go now." Zhou He said with a smile.

"Okay, thank you Xianchang, thank you Xianchang, Xianchang's great kindness..."

Crackling is a burst of gratitude.

Immediately, Li Xiaoyu ran towards Li Xiaoqi with an excited expression on her face.

Then he pulled Li Xiaoqi out from behind a pillar, and quickly ran towards the way he came.

Some people hiding in the dark wanted to start a fight, but Zhou He just coughed twice, and saw the two eighth-level Qi training monks who wanted to do it exploded and died.

At this moment, no one dared to make a move.

Zhou He had been staring at the two of them as they entered Huichao Pavilion. Zhou He still wandered around the city before slowly walking towards the gate of the city.

When Zhou He left the city, he disarmed directly, and then started the van, preparing to head towards the nearest market.

He has already obtained the nearby sea chart from the Resurgence Pavilion, so he knows the route.

The nearest city, Fangshi, is also [-] kilometers away, and it is also located on a sea island.

Wouldn't it be a great disadvantage if he didn't sell his supernatural powers and immortal techniques in a few more markets?

"Fellow Daoist, we meet again, do you want to leave Huichao City?" At this moment, in front of the car window, a man with a broom appeared there.

"Yes." Zhou He said a little speechlessly.

He wanted to leave Huichao City like this, so it shouldn't be too obvious, and he came to ask Hammer.

"I don't know where you are going? Maybe we will drop by." Liu Bo said with a smile.

"We don't seem to know each other well?"

Stepped on shit twice and got scammed once.I wandered around the city just now, but couldn't find the old movie.

Therefore, Zhou He is not in a very good mood now.

"How can you be unfamiliar? You even borrowed my spirit stone!" Liu Bo looked familiar.

"That's right, give it back to me." Zhou He stretched out his hand and said.

"Uh..." Liu Bo froze for a moment, spread his hands, and then said with a smile, "It's gone."

Zhou He didn't even bother to pay attention to him, so he kicked the accelerator and saw the car rushing forward in an instant.

After a while, he left the island and started driving quickly on the sea.

"Fellow Daoist, since you don't want to give me a ride, why don't you lend me some spirit stones?" Liu Bo's voice came to Zhou He's ears again.

Zhou He didn't look surprised, and turned his head to look out the window.

Immediately, Liu Bo was riding a broom parallel to the van.

You know, the van at this time has reached [-] kilometers per hour.

How could this guy catch up to the speed of the van so easily while riding a broom?

"boom!"

With such a dazed effort, Zhou He felt that the van hit a hard and thick object.

Immediately afterwards, the entire world was pitch black.

"What's the situation?" Zhou He was a little confused.

Wasn't the sun shining brightly last second, why is it so dark all of a sudden.

"Ugh...!"

Suddenly, an ethereal beast roar echoed.

"Wow wow wow, how unlucky to meet a whale dragon in the fairyland." Outside the car window, Liu Bo's voice came again.

"Fellow Daoist, hurry up, let me enter your magic weapon, the gastric juice will come later, it stinks." Liu Bo shouted immediately.

"You mean, we were eaten?" The corners of Zhou He's mouth twitched slightly, but he opened the car door and let this guy in.

After Liu Bo got into the van, just as he closed the door, a large amount of thick liquid instantly covered the space.

At the same time, it was accompanied by an indescribable stench.

Among them, Zhou He could still see some corroded monster beast corpses, and there were countless skeletons.

Zhou He immediately cut off all the outside air and used the internal circulation function of the van's oxygen machine.

"Tsk tsk tsk, fellow daoist, this magic weapon of yours is not ordinary, the gastric juice of the whale dragon can corrode even the celestial body of a Xuanxian." Liu Bo said in amazement.

"Do you know this monster? Do you know how to get out?" Zhou He asked with some pain.

"I have been eaten a few times before. If I go out, I have been pulled out once and sprayed out three times." Liu Bo said.

"How long will it take?" Zhou He said.

"Let me think about it. At that time, when I pulled it out, I waited for about 30 years."

"Three times it was sprayed out, the longest time was eight years, and the shortest time was three years." Liu Bo said.

".Are you sure you're not here to be funny?" Zhou He couldn't complain.

"It's okay, we can just wait, time will pass soon." Liu Bo said with a smile.

"By the way, who are you?" Zhou He asked with a serious expression.

This guy, not only can easily keep up with the speed of the van, but has also been swallowed by the whale dragon four times, and he is safe and sound. At first glance, his cultivation base is at least in the fairyland.

However, if it was a fairyland, why did he ask a little Void Returning cultivator to borrow a spirit stone?

"Wait. You're holding a broom, aren't you a broom star?"

Zhou He suddenly thought of someone.In connection with stepping on dog shit, being cheated, and being swallowed by a whale, isn't this just unlucky.

"Huh, you actually know me? Is this immortal well-known in the lower realm?" Liu Bo, the broom star, was a little surprised.

"Damn, are you really a broom star?" Zhou He's eyes widened.

"If you don't want to change your name, don't change your surname. I am the broom star of heaven, Liu Bo!" said broom star with a smile.

"Wait. I remember, isn't Sao Ba Xing a woman? Rumor has it that she is Jiang Ziya's wife, Mrs. Ma." Zhou He still remembered the information on Baidu before he entered the world of Journey to the West.

The broom star, also known as the broom star king, is a god in Chinese myths and legends. It comes from the fairy novel "Fengshen Yanyi" in the Ming Dynasty. It is said that it was transformed by Jiang Ziya's wife, Mrs. Ma.

"Fengshen Yanyi": Because Jiang Ziya was not good at making money to support his family back then, he had no choice but to often lose money. His wife Madam Ma saw that life could not go on, so she abandoned him.But when Jiang Ziya became famous and became a god, his ex-wife felt guilty when she heard that Ziya had become famous in Chaoge, so she hanged herself and died. God of broom star.

Liu Bo said: "I didn't expect Fellow Daoist to understand so clearly."

"Mr. Ma was ecstatic when he was named a broom star, but because of the nature of a broom star, he would bring bad luck to the people around him, so he was excluded by the immortals. After only 100 years, he couldn't stand it and voluntarily joined reincarnation."

"This immortal is the broom star who takes over." Liu Bo explained in a straightforward manner.

"So that's how it is, but you're going to get the hell out of here!"

The car door opened instantly, Zhou He roared angrily, and slapped Liu Bo's body with a slap.

Before Liu Bo could react, he was photographed out of the van in an instant.

"Wow..." The next moment, Liu Bo who was trapped in the gastric juice suddenly yelled.

"It stinks, it stinks, open the door quickly, open the door quickly and let me go in." Liu Bo's figure appeared next to the car window again, banging on the glass vigorously.

"Your magic weapon is so powerful, I can't even get in." While knocking on the glass, Liu Bo praised the van.

"Get off, get off!" There was an undisguised disgust on Zhou He's face.

"Although I am a broom star, I like to make friends very much."

"Besides, don't worry, recently I have practiced a peerless magical skill, which can curb my bad luck, and I will never pass it on to you." Liu Bo said, patting his chest.

"Get out, please? No wonder, I always feel that something is wrong. It turns out that it is the bad luck you brought me."

"After I met you, the powerful Void Returning Realm stepped on dog shit twice, was tricked by an old man who built a foundation, and was swallowed by this whale."

"Please get out of here!" No matter what, Zhou He wouldn't let Liu Bo come up.

"How about... how about I teach you a supernatural power?" Liu Bo said tentatively.

Liu Bo just finished speaking.

"Pata!" a sound.

The door opened instantly.

Zhou He smiled all over his face: "Daxian, please get in the car!"

　It’s the end of the new year, and things are very busy recently. I may only be able to write [-] words these days, but I will try my best to write!
　　
　
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