The van that crosses

Chapter 342 Uncle Policeman: Don't Move, Anti-Pornography! [Four thousand words, ask for a monthly pass! 】

Eleven Bazhen carp and two Bazhen chickens.

Steamed, braised, fried, grilled...

It took Zhou He a full hour and a half to cook them all.

Smelling these tempting fragrances, Zhou He's whole body was ready to move.

"No rush, eat slowly, taste slowly..." Zhou He took a deep breath and calmed down.

Then he took out his mobile phone, opened the Qidian APP, and started eating food while reading the novel.

What's the point of eating without reading novels?
"This kid, it's really [-] a day, it's a tentacle monster! It's a reward!"

That bastard Bai Yang released all his [-] chapters of stock, and kept changing [-] every day.

It's also enough for Zhou He to have a good time.

With the ability to go back and realize the freedom of the ancient eight treasures, Zhou He is in a good mood.

Without further ado, he directly added a golden cuteness to Bai Yang's book.

At the same time, in a foot bath shop.

Bai Yang and Liu Zun are lying comfortably on the electric chair.

Both were wearing loose golden bathrobes, and their feet were placed in a bathtub.

And beside the bathtub, there are two beautiful girls washing their feet.

"Handsome, is the water temperature enough? If it's too hot, I'll add some cold water."

"Little handsome boy, how's the water temperature here?"

With smiles on their faces, the two girls asked Bai Yang and the others.

"Enough, enough, this temperature is just right." Liu Zun nodded in satisfaction.

But Bai Yang said, "It's too hot, put some cold water on me."

"Okay, handsome guy." The girl smiled sweetly, picked up a small bucket beside her and poured some cold water into it.

"Old Bai, I have written [-] words today, today's task is completed, how about you?" Liu Zun said.

"Oh, I only wrote [-], and I'll write another [-] when I go back tonight. Today's task is not finished yet," Bai Yang said.

"Dog thief, when did you write [-]? Didn't you only write [-] when we came out?" Liu Zun was stunned.

"No, I wrote [-] when I came out, oh, have you read my coding software, I have already sent the previous [-]."

"Don't worry about it so much, you're treating me to a massage today, and I'm treating you to a big meal tonight, and I'm the one treating you these few days," Bai Yang said.

"You dog thief, what a fucking dog, okay, I'll treat you." Liu Zun raised his fist and hit Bai Yang directly.

"Hey, there are a lot of people in the group @我发红包, what's going on?" Bai Yang suddenly wondered, picked up his phone and checked.

Hearing this, Liu Zun immediately picked up his phone to check it.

"Fuck, shit, shit!" Bai Yang suddenly exclaimed.

And Liu Zun also exclaimed quickly at this moment: "Fuck, shit, another one? You boy, you are really lucky."

"Haha, big brother is amazing!" Bai Yang suddenly laughed wickedly.

"Dog thief, dog thief, damn it, you can't do it, you really can't do it, for the next week, you'll pay for everything from foot massage and food." Liu Zun's eyes turned red with envy.

"Haha, no problem, no problem, I'll take care of it, take it all in." Bai Yang laughed loudly.

"Later, after pressing the feet, should we go~~~~ You know, I treat guests, this is just fine." Bai Yang raised his brows and said meanly.

Liu Zun raised his eyebrows when he heard the words, and then said meanly: "Okay, anyway, you treat me."

Soon, an hour passed.

Both of them finished pressing their feet.

"Handsome, please come with me, the room is ready for you..."

Both of them stood up happily, ready for the next service.

After a while, the two came to their respective rooms.

While the two were waiting for the technician, suddenly, there was a loud noise outside.

Then, the noisy voice became a little clearer.

"The police came to check, don't move, don't move."

"Turn on the lights, turn on the lights, don't move, don't move!"

Bai Yang's heart skipped a beat, and he panicked.

The next second, the door was opened, with a snap, the lights were turned on, and several policemen stood outside the door.

"Come out, come out and stand."

Bai Yang was carried out and stood in the corridor. Liu Zun in the next room was also carried out.

The two looked at each other, and there was only one thought in their hearts: "It's over, it's over, this time it's really over."

……

Inside the villa.

Two hours passed quickly.

Zhou He had already eaten all the eight ancient treasures, and by the way, he also ate a big watermelon, some other fruits and pastries.

"I finished it in two hours, it's still not enough, huh? Ask for leave?"

Zhou He has already seen the latest chapter of Bai Yang's novel, and just refreshed it, and found that another chapter has been updated.

Turning the page, it turned out to be a request for leave.

[Please take two days off, I am really sorry! 】

[There is an urgent matter at home. A relative is seriously ill. I have to go back. By then, I won’t be able to update for two days. I’m sorry everyone!Kowtow to apologize.jpg]

"Take two days off? A relative is seriously ill?" Zhou He frowned slightly: "Do you have cancer?"

After thinking for a while, Zhou He said, "Xiao Luan, let me find out what kind of disease the relatives of Bai Yang's family have."

Bai Yang's book suits his taste very much, and he has met him before, so he can be regarded as a friend.

My friend is in trouble, and he is capable. If he can help, it's a good thing, otherwise, it will be a pain in the ass if he is a eunuch.

"Okay, master, please wait."

About ten seconds later, Xiao Luan's voice sounded again: "Master, the investigation results show that the Bai Yang you mentioned has no relatives who are sick."

"Bai Yang is currently in the police station and is expected to be detained for 48 hours."

"Huh? Police station? Detention for 48 hours? What's the situation?" Zhou He frowned slightly and asked.

"Bai Yang and his friend Liu Zun were arrested on the spot by the anti-pornography police officers at the massage parlor."

"However, the circumstances are not very serious. You only need to pay a fine of 48 yuan and [-] hours of detention." Xiao Luan said.

"Huh? Detention? Arrested by anti-pornography police?" Zhou He was shocked.

He was shocked.

Isn't Bai Yang updating [-] characters every day?Still have time to go to the massage parlor?

Most importantly, he was arrested.

What a shame.

"When were they arrested?" Zhou He asked.

"Just four or ten minutes ago." Xiao Luan said.

"Good guy, I didn't write well, and I went out for a massage, and the most important thing was that I was arrested." Zhou He had to admire these two guys.

After thinking for a while, Zhou He said, "Xiao Luan, in this situation, can they be released on bail?"

"Yes, master, you only need to pay a deposit of 5000 yuan to be released on bail." Xiao Luan said.

"Well, I see." Zhou He nodded, and then looked at the messy table in front of him.

"Xiaoyin, clean up the table, I'll go out." Zhou He said to the smart butler Xiaoyin.

"Okay, master." Xiaoyin replied, and then slowly walked over from not far away, and began to pack up the dishes.

Zhou He came to the garage and glanced at the car inside.

Zhou He owns four cars in total.

One is his invincible van, and the second is the Maserati Levante.

And the third one is the supercar he just bought.

As for the fourth car, it is the 'Wanjie' tailor-made for him by the BYD factory.

The electric car with a battery life of more than [-] kilometers, its streamlined figure, handsome and cool appearance, directly made the supercar look disgusted.

"Oh, I bought this sports car for nothing."

Zhou sighed, drove his 'Wanjie' car, and left the villa.

Driving on the road, the rate of turning heads along the way can be said to be [-]%.

Regardless of the pedestrians on the road or the vehicles driving side by side, they all took out their mobile phones and pointed at the Wanjie license plate.

Even, while waiting for the traffic light, the driver next to him would lower the window and ask Zhou He.

Pedestrians on the zebra crossing even ran over, asking Zhou He all kinds of questions, taking pictures and so on.

"It seems a bit too ostentatious." Zhou He parked the car in the internal parking lot of the police station.

Thinking of what happened along the way, he still felt too ostentatious.

"However, this feeling is so refreshing!" Zhou He felt extremely comfortable in his heart.

"Sir, what can I do for you?"

As soon as Zhou He walked into the hall, he saw a policeman inside asking Zhou He.

"Oh, hello, Uncle Policeman, I'm here for bail."

This time there is no overlap. The police uncle is a bit old and deserves the title of uncle.

Sure enough, the police uncle didn't care about the title, but said, "Oh, who are you bailing out? What's their name."

"Bai Yang, and Liu Zun, those two young men who were brought back by your anti-pornography campaign in the heaven and earth today." Zhou He said.

"Heaven and earth? Oh, oh, I remember."

"Those two little guys are Internet writers, I'm very impressed."

"I've been in this business for so many years, and I've arrested people of all professions. This is the first time for this internet writer." The police uncle said with a smile.

"Ahem, these two guys, it's true, they are not writing novels, but they actually go to such obscene places. By the way, what is your relationship with them?"

The police uncle also seemed to realize that what he said was wrong, coughed twice, and changed the subject.

"Yes, these two guys are really disgusting. I'm their friend. I don't know. What's the procedure for bail?" Zhou He said.

"The circumstances of the two of them are relatively minor, and we just want to lock them up for one night to let them reflect."

"Since you came here for bail, follow the procedure..."

Soon, the formalities were completed, and Zhou He's 1 yuan bail was also handed over.

After waiting for about half an hour, Bai Yang and Liu Zun were brought out by the police uncle.

At this time, Bai Yang and Liu Zun had all kinds of expressions of anxiety and fear on their faces, but most of them were the expressions of Yu Sheng after the catastrophe.

If you're locked up for two days, that's nothing, just bear with it, and it'll pass.

The most important thing is to inform the family members, this will allow them to die on the spot.

In front of their entire family, they will all die, and in the next few decades, it will be a stain that he can't erase, the point of death.

"Well, Uncle Policeman, have you notified our family yet?" Bai Yang asked cautiously.

Liu Zun also listened attentively, and so did he. If he was notified, the scene would be unimaginable.

"So many people have been arrested this time, and they have been notified one by one. It's not your turn yet."

"Fortunately for you, someone came to release you on bail. If it was 10 minutes at night, your family members would be notified." The police uncle said.

"Ah really? No notice yet."

"Great, great, it scared me to death."

The two of them patted their chests in a hurry, and finally breathed a sigh of relief.

"But, uncle policeman, who released us on bail?" Bai Yang said.

"I'm also surprised that someone came to release you on bail even before your family members were notified."

"Let's not talk about this for the time being, you guys remember today's lesson, next time, don't go to such a place that is ambiguous." The police uncle said seriously.

"Yes, yes, we promise, we will never go to such a place next time." Bai Yang said hastily.

"It's all the fault of this guy. We only write novels and our shoulders are a little sore. I came here for a normal massage."

"This guy just took me there, it's really disgusting." Liu Zun said angrily.

"That... isn't it a pleasure, blame me, blame me, there will never be a next time." Bai Yang didn't dare to say anything, he could only admit his mistake.

"Don't talk so much, the person who released you on bail is there, and all the procedures have been completed, you just go straight away."

"Mr. Zhou, someone brought it to you. I have to go to work beforehand. You can leave directly." After passing the corner and coming to the lobby, the police uncle shouted at Zhou He a few times.

"Okay, thank you Officer Liu." Zhou He quickly stood up from his chair and thanked him.

"You're welcome, this is my job." Officer Liu smiled, then turned and went to work.

"Big, big brother!"

"Boss, why... why is it you." Bai Yang stepped forward, stuttering a little.

"Big brother!" Liu Yang also stepped forward and shouted.

"It's really good for you to come. If you don't come to code, you go to get a massage, and you are arrested by the anti-pornography."

"I really admire you!" Zhou He's words were full of sarcasm.

"That... big brother, we were wrong, we were really wrong." Bai Yang and Liu Yang were like children who did something wrong, very wronged, and looked at Zhou He pitifully.

They were all about to cry, of course, not because they were wronged, but because they were moved.

Zhou He came to release them on bail today, which is really a life-saving grace.

Imagine if no one came to bail them out.

Then, the families of the two will be notified.

With this announcement, the family was absolutely blown away.

The two of them were going to die on the spot. It would be fine if the parents answered the phone alone.

After all, family ugliness cannot be publicized, and parents will not talk about it everywhere.

But if it happens that the family members are playing mahjong, playing cards, or going to work, or visiting friends and relatives.

You know, the parents of the older generation, if they are outside, they always turn on the hands-free!

If that's the case, everyone will know about it and they will die on the spot.
"Okay, let's go, I'll take you two back." Zhou He turned around and walked outside.

"Hey, here we come, here we come."

The two also quickly followed Zhou He out.

When Zhou He got into the car, he found that the two of them were still in place.

"Hey, what are you doing here? Get in the car, what? Want to live there for two days?"

"Ah oh oh, here we come, here we come."

The two came back to their senses and ran over quickly.

"Hey, boss, what kind of car is this? I don't think I've seen it before."

"Yeah, so handsome, such a cool car."

"Damn, this door can still open automatically, can it be automatically sensed? This is."

In the exclamation of the two, they got into the car.

(End of this chapter)