The van that crosses

Chapter 369 Great harvest, return! [Six thousand characters, ask for a monthly pass! 】

Of course, during this period, I will still take out my mobile phone and read novels to pass the time.

Lin Dahua kept his eyes closed and rested, showing no sign of waking up.

And Jinjiao Yinjiao in front of the alchemy furnace has already woken up, and Yinjiao is staring at the alchemy furnace.

Jin Jiao holds banana fans in both hands, fanning the wind crazily.

It seems that the critical moment has come.

Another half an hour passed.

Jin Jiao and Yin Jiao no longer fanned the wind, but took out a jade bottle.

"Brother Lin, the pill is about to come out." Zhou He reminded Lin Dahua.

Hearing this, Lin Dahua opened his eyes suddenly, and looked into the alchemy room.

When Lin Dahua looked over, the alchemy furnace was just closed.

Jin Jiao also stuffed the plug into the jade bottle, it seems that Dan has already practiced.

Zhou He and Lin Dahua hurried in.

"General Lin, the Tongshen Pill has been refined, there are four pills in total." Jin Jiao directly handed the jade bottle to Lin Dahua.

These elixir, in the eyes of Jin Jiao and Yin Jiao, are common things.

They have been refining alchemy for so many years, what kind of elixir have they not seen?

"Thank you both, it's a small meaning, not a respect." Lin Dahua smiled and handed over a low-grade fairy stone.

Jinjiao and Yinjiao didn't refuse, they took it with their hands, and put it into their storage equipment.

"You two, I won't give it away. The next batch of pills is urgently requested by Ju Lishen." Jin Jiao said.

"Well, then don't bother the two of you."

Lin Dahua and Zhou He left Tushita Palace.

As soon as he got out of Tushita Palace, Lin Dahua immediately poured out the two pills from the jade bottle and handed them to Zhou He.

"My dear brother, these two pills are yours, take them." Lin Dahua said.

"Then I'll be disrespectful." Zhou He smiled slightly, and took the two pills of power.

[Tongshen Pill]: It contains a large amount of medicinal power. After taking it, it can increase the chance of breaking through the Golden Immortal.

It's a simple introduction, but if it can increase the chance of breaking through the Golden Immortal, it's very powerful.

"Brother Lin, can only the peak of Xuanxian take this magical pill? If I take it now, will it be effective?" Zhou He asked.

Lin Dahua heard the words and said with a smile: "The effect of Tongshen Pill is also effective on earth immortals. If you take it, there is a high probability that you can break through to heaven."

"If you take it at the peak of Tianxian, it will also have a great effect on breaking through Xuanxian."

"However. I don't recommend you to take it now. Judging from your age, you should not exceed a thousand years old. At this age, you are the peak of the earth immortal, and your talent is considered outstanding."

"It's best to take it at the peak of Xuanxian, and use it to break through Jinxian to maximize its effect."

"Moreover, the most important thing is that the value of the Tongshen Pill can be exchanged for multiple pills or elixir that allow you to break through the heavenly or mysterious immortals."

Hearing Lin Dahua's words, Zhou He nodded with a smile.

"Oh, by the way, Brother Lin, if I knock off a small piece of the Tongshen Pill, will it affect the potency of the medicine?" Zhou He asked again.

Lin Dahua heard the words, and immediately said: "In this case, the effect of Tongshen Pill will be greatly reduced, and it needs to be swallowed whole. If it is missing a little, the effect will not be ideal."

"Thank you, brother, for clarifying the confusion." Zhou He clasped his fists and said.

"Okay, brother, you are not everyone in my heavenly court, and you can't stay in the heavenly court for a long time."

"I'll send you to the lower realm first." Lin Dahua said.

Zhou He nodded, and flew towards Nantianmen together with Lin Dahua.

Not long after, the two arrived at Nantianmen.

"Brother, when I break through the Golden Immortal, you and I will be together." Lin Dahua patted Zhou He on the shoulder and said.

"Then let's congratulate the eldest brother here in advance to break through the Golden Immortal." Zhou He said with a smile.

"Auspicious words from my virtuous brother, haha!" Lin Dahua said with a big laugh.

"That. Brother Lin, I have another unfeeling request."

"Oh? Tell me, as long as the eldest brother can help you, he will definitely help you." Lin Dahua said, patting his chest.

"My little brother wants to change his spirit treasure recently, but he is too shy. I don't know if big brother can lend me dozens of middle-grade fairy stones."

"Before I came, I learned that a spirit treasure only needs 30 yuan of middle-grade immortal stones." Zhou He said.

Zhou He's body included weapons, clothes, shoes, and so on.

When Lin Dahua heard this, his face, which was originally full of smiles, froze immediately.

"Brother, don't worry, I can issue the IOU, and within 100 years, I will pay you back." Zhou He said.

"Haha, dear brother, forget about the IOU, I still trust you."

"However, I'm about to retreat and break through to the Golden Immortal, so I can only lend you 20 yuan of middle-grade immortal stones at most."

As he said that, Lin Dahua took out the 20 yuan fairy stone directly.

When he saw Zhou He put away these fairy stones, for some reason, he felt a sharp pain in his heart.

"Thank you for your generous donation!" Zhou He gave Lin Dahua a big hug.

"Haha, one family, what are you talking about?" Lin Dahua felt tears rolling in his eyes.

However, she still had a happy face and hugged Zhou He.

"Then, Brother Lin, goodbye!"

Zhou He said goodbye again, and then tried to activate the space gem.

The next moment, Zhou He's face showed joy, and then his whole body was swallowed by gray clouds.

When Zhou He disappeared in front of Lin Dahua holding an umbrella, Lin Dahua froze in place.

One second, two seconds, three seconds.

"what……"

"Zhou He! I'm going to tear you into pieces! I'll torture you for thousands of years!!!"

Lin Dahua roared violently.

Losing the suppression of the friendship umbrella, Lin Dahua recalled the memory of this period, and suddenly, his anger shot into the sky.

……

Outside the Tushita Palace, Zhou He's figure appeared here.

"Huh!" Zhou He let out a long breath.

"Sure enough, space gems can be used in the heavenly court."

When I was traveling to the world, I went to Heaven because I wanted to attend the birthday banquet of the Barefoot Immortal.

When returning to the human world, Zhou He tried to activate the space gem to return to the heaven.

However, it was found that no matter how much the space gem was activated, it had no effect.

And he guessed that if it was inside the Heavenly Court, it should be usable.

The current attempt, as expected, did not meet his expectations.

However, because the Tushita Palace is protected by formations, Zhou He cannot directly enter the Tushita Palace, but can only appear outside the Tushita Palace.

"Jin Ling, Yin Ling, two Dao brothers, I brought delicious drinks to you."

"I also secretly hid a Bazhen carp." Zhou He shouted outside the Tushita Palace.

But within a few breaths, I saw Jin Jiao and Yin Jiao coming from the alchemy room.

"Brother Zhou, do you still have Bazhen carp?" The two stared at Zhou He.

"That's natural. I kept it from my brother, so don't tell him." Zhou He said.

"That's natural. The two of us are notoriously tight-lipped. We will never betray you."

"Quick, Brother Zhou, come in quickly."

Jin Jiao and Yin Jiao quickly welcomed Zhou He in.

Moreover, Jin Jiao also opened the magic circle of Tushita Palace.

In this way, even if Lin Dahua has a general's order, without their consent, he cannot enter Tushita Palace.

……

In front of Nantianmen.

Several god generals glanced at Lin Dahua with red eyes, looked at each other, and said, "In front of Nantian Gate, don't make any noise."

Lin Dahua glanced at them with his red eyes, and left here without saying a word.

He knew that Zhou He must still be in the Heavenly Court.

Because the Heavenly Court is a realm of its own, hidden in the void, and only the Heavenly Gate can enter and exit.

Unless you are a saint, you can go in and out. Even the Daluo Jinxian must honestly walk through the four heavenly gates.

As for Zhou He, it is obviously impossible to be a saint, so he is sure that Zhou He is still in the heaven.

However, Lin Dahua was very puzzled, why the thief didn't leave the Nantian Gate, but disappeared in the Heavenly Court by using strange means.

"No, this kid has big plans." Lin Dahua's complexion suddenly changed.

If something happened, it must be his fault.

Therefore, he could only arrest Zhou He before his plan succeeded.

Immediately, call your own men and let them lead troops to search.

As for Lin Dahua, he created a large number of avatars.

Some went to clairvoyant Shunfenger, some went to other generals, or great immortals with better relations, and asked them to help find them.

Although this has a great impact, it has reached the point where it has to be done.

……

Tushita palace, inside the alchemy room.

"Drink, I have enough wine here."

Zhou He once again took out barrels of good wine.

"Brother Zhou is open and bright, we hand over you as brother."

"Yes, yes, you will be our brother from now on."

"Come, come, drink together, cheers!"

"Grumble rumble..."

The three gulped, drank wine and ate delicious food.

After an unknown amount of time, both Jin Jiao and Yin Jiao fell to the ground.

"Brother Jin Ling, brother Yin Ling?"

He shouted twice, but there was no movement.

Zhou He pushed and pulled again, but what Zhou He responded to was a snoring sound.

"Fall asleep at last." Zhou He looked at the sleeping Jinjiaoyinjiao, and finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Immediately, Zhou He stood up, but staggered and almost fell down.

This wine is not ordinary wine, even a fairy can get drunk.

Unless, when you just started drinking, you force the alcohol out with force.

However, in this way, they will be discovered by these two people again.

Nowadays, if Zhou He wants to force the drink out, it will take at least an hour, or he can sleep and wake up.

Zhou He endured his drunkenness, and reached out to pick up the plantain fan that Jin Jiao put aside.

[Plantain Fan (Yang)]: The Taishang Laojun's belongings are the acquired spiritual treasures, and the precious fan of Zhiyang can fan out, Liuding Shenhuo.

"Lingbao the day after tomorrow?" Zhou He's slightly drunk mind also became clear for a while.

This is the acquired spirit treasure, which is a level higher than ordinary spirit treasures. Even Daluo Jinxian is a rare treasure.

More importantly, this plantain fan can also fan out such terrifying flames as Liuding Shenhuo.

There are four heavenly fires in the world, namely:

The ancient fire of all spirits exists in the "Yuxu Glazed Lantern" in Yuxu Palace.

The Burning Sky Zihuo exists in the "Eight Views Palace Lantern" in the Eight Views Palace.

The ghostly will-o'-the-wisp exists in the "coffin lamp" in Vulture Hill.

Liuding Shenhuo exists in the "Bagua Furnace" of Taishang Laojun, and it can also be fanned out by Zhiyang's plantain fan.

These four kinds of heavenly fires are extremely terrifying, and there is only the primordial holy fire in the world - the Great Sun Golden Flame, which is slightly better than them.

Therefore, this is enough to prove how powerful this plantain fan is.

Different from Princess Iron Fan's plantain fan, what Princess Iron Fan holds is the most yin plantain fan.

It can fan out Xeon Yinfeng and let the enemy fly [-] miles before it can be stopped.

One yin and one yang are very powerful acquired spiritual treasures.

Just when Zhou He wanted to put the plantain fan in the storage box, he found that there was no reaction at all.

No matter what Zhou He did, he couldn't store it in the storage box at all.

"Can't the master's Houtian Lingbao be stored in the storage box?" Zhou He frowned slightly.

However, this is not a problem for Zhou He.

Summon the van directly, open the window, and throw the plantain fan into the car.

"Perfect!" A smile appeared on Zhou He's face.

Regardless of whether you recognize the Lord or not, first get your hands and speak.

Immediately afterwards, Zhou He came to the alchemy furnace again.

Zhou He stretched out his hand and stuck it up.

[Bagua Furnace]: It belongs to the Taishang Laojun. It is a spiritual treasure of merit and virtue. It forms a world of its own, and contains six sacred fires. It can have miraculous effects in alchemy.

"Ah... what the fuck! I'm scalding to death." Zhou He cried out in pain and took his hand back.

At this moment, the palm of his right hand was already bloody.

With just such an effort, Zhou He's physical strength was burnt.

Zhou He looked up and down the huge alchemy furnace.

Thinking about it, I found that I didn't seem to be able to take it away.

The storage box won't fit, and it won't fit in the van either.

"Forget it, don't care about this alchemy furnace." Zhou He's eyes fell on the wooden shelf placed against the wall.

The wooden frame has five floors, and each floor is divided into eight grids. Many bottles and cans are placed in each grid.

Needless to say, it must be full of elixir.

Zhou He went forward and stretched out his hand towards the wooden frame.

However, a formation stopped Zhou He.

When Zhou He heard this, the corners of his mouth twitched slightly.

Thinking back to the time when Monkey King made a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace, he came to the Tushita Palace to steal golden pills, and even knocked over the Bagua furnace.

At that time, there were no formations.

"Could it be that Laojun is afraid that Monkey King or others will steal it, so he arranged a formation?"

After trying it out, he really couldn't break the formation, so Zhou He didn't waste any time.

Start looking for things that can be taken away in this alchemy room.

Five minutes later, Zhou He froze a little.

In the entire alchemy room, Zhou He could only take away the futons that these two people meditated on, Golden Horn and Silver Horn.

[Futon]: It is woven from the branches of the Bodhi tree. Sitting cross-legged on it, it can calm the mind and improve the speed and comprehension of practice.

It's also a good thing, Zhou He naturally took it away.

Afterwards, Zhou He started wandering around the Tushita Palace non-stop.

After a circle, he found that he couldn't enter any room in the entire Tushita Palace.

In other words, he got drunk with Jin Jiao and Yin Jiao, but he could only take away the plantain fan and two futons.

"Really. Oh!" Zhou He shook his head and sighed.

The strength is still too weak, otherwise, this wave, how about making a fortune directly.

"How about dropping a nuclear bomb?" Zhou He had a thought in his mind.

It is estimated that the nuclear bomb can break the formation.

However, he was afraid that the nuclear bomb would also destroy those elixir, so in the end, Zhou He still put this idea behind him.

"Golden Spirit Boy, Silver Spirit Boy, this general Lin Dahua, please come out and meet me!"

At this moment, Lin Dahua's shout came to mind outside Tushita Palace.

Hearing this, Zhou He frowned immediately. Was he found here?
"No, no, it should be just a place-by-place inspection."

If Lin Dahua knew that Zhou He was in the Tushita Palace, he would have roared angrily.

"It's time to go back." Zhou He smiled lightly.

No matter what, the plantain fan of Houtian Lingbao is also the most precious thing on Zhou He's body.

As for how the Golden Horn and Silver Horn and Lin Dahua will be punished after Zhou He leaves, that's none of Zhou He's business.

Lin Dahua, needless to say, is the enemy of life and death.

This golden horn and silver horn should also be punished.

During the Journey to the West, Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva asked Laojun to borrow two boys, Jinling and Yinling, as one of the ninety-nine and eighty-one difficulties.

Originally, it was nothing.

However, after Jin Ling and Yin Ling descended to the realm, they became the King of Golden Horn and the King of Silver Horn.

In the years of descending to earth, I don't know how many people have been eaten and how many lives have been killed.

After being subdued by the Taishang Laojun, there was nothing wrong with it, and he was still making alchemy in Tushita Palace, without even punishment.

So, this time, Zhou He taught them a lesson.

I searched the body of Jin Ling and Yin Ling again, but still did not find the storage equipment.

Zhou He didn't plan to stay any longer.

Entering the cab of the van, he took out his mobile phone.

【Welcome to use cargo help navigation.The destination this time is the world. 】

[Please note that the space tunnel will open in five seconds, please prepare the driver. 】

[5, 4...1, the space tunnel has been opened, please drive in as soon as possible. 】

Immediately, Zhou He stepped on the accelerator, and the van quickly rushed into the space tunnel, and then disappeared into the Tushita palace.

The moment Zhou He disappeared.

Somewhere, the complexion of the Taishang Laojun, who was riding a green bull leisurely to the heaven, changed slightly.

"Why did the breath of the banana fan disappear?"

Laojun immediately pinched his fingers and counted, and his face changed again: "It's broken, Jinling and Yinling, these two guys who have done more than failed."

Laojun stopped walking slowly, and with a wave of his hand, he disappeared in place with the green bull.

……

Back in the main world, Zhou He parked the car.

Then, he looked at the plantain fan beside him.

It looks ordinary, nothing has changed.

Zhou He reached out and took it in his hand.

【Plantain Fan (Yang)】: It belongs to the Taishang Laojun, it is the acquired spiritual treasure, the precious fan of Zhiyang, which can fan out, Liuding Shenhuo.

The introduction didn't change, Zhou He tried to store it in the storage box.

However, I found that I still couldn't get in.

"Can't the Houtian Lingbao be included in storage equipment?" Zhou He frowned slightly.

"I just don't know if I can use it." Zhou He rubbed his chin to ponder.

"Forget it, when I go to the next world, I'll know if I try it. Hiccup~~~!"

Zhou He burped suddenly, and the smell of alcohol filled the air.

Zhou He shook his drunken head, went directly into the bathroom, took a quick shower, and then lay directly on the bed, falling asleep.

For a long time, Zhou He has never been so drunk.

……

As the saying goes, when a drunk person wakes up the next day, he will definitely suffer from back pain and brain pain.

However, after Zhou He woke up drunk, he was refreshed and in good condition.

"Cuckoo..." Zhou He's stomach protested.

Strictly speaking, Zhou He didn't wake up from sleep, but woke up from hunger.

"I'm so hungry." Zhou He rubbed his eyes, took out his phone, and checked the time.

"It's only eight o'clock in the morning? So early?"

Zhou He thought it was afternoon, but unexpectedly, it was only eight o'clock in the morning.

"No, I only slept for nine hours, why am I so hungry?" Zhou He felt something was wrong.

Before he returned, he and Jin Jiao and Yin Jiao were eating too much, and he was so full that he got drunk by those two guys.

In just nine hours, even with his terrifying appetite, it is impossible for him to wake up from hunger.

Immediately, Zhou He opened the calendar app.

Immediately, Zhou He's pupils shrank violently.

"September [-]? I slept for eleven days?" Zhou He couldn't believe it.

However, in the next second, Zhou He was relieved again.

What he drank was not ordinary wine, and he hadn't slept for many days.

It is not surprising that I slept for eleven days.

"Little Silver, is there anything going on these eleven days?" Zhou He said.

"Master, your good friend Zhang Sheng called..."

Xiaoyin immediately told Zhou He what happened in these eleven days.

His good friend Zhang Sheng called and said that he was going to get married on the first day of October, which is National Day, and asked Zhou He to attend and be his best man.

Xiaoyin imitated Zhou He's tone and character, and agreed.

And his sister, brother-in-law, parents, and second sister all called, and they were dealt with by Xiaoyin's imitative tone.

As for Liu Xiaoxue, she also called during this period, and wanted to have a date with Zhou Yue, but was rejected by Xiao Yin with the company.

Now, Liu Xiaoxue and her mentor are on a business trip to the capital for academic exchanges.

"Good job." Zhou He said in praise.

"Serving the master is what Xiaoyin should do." There was a trace of joy in Xiaoyin's tone.

"However, Zhang Sheng is actually going to get married." Zhou He said with emotion.

Zhou He knew Zhang Sheng's character.

This guy, since he was a child, has always wanted to be a scumbag. He can have a girlfriend, but he will never get married.

Therefore, I have five girlfriends, and all of them are beautiful and in good shape.

I just came to Xingcheng last month to meet him, and there is no news of marriage yet.

Unexpectedly, it was only two months before they were about to get married.

Xiaoyin pretended to be him to call and didn't get to the bottom of it, so Zhou He didn't know the specific situation.

After thinking about it, Zhou He still didn't call. He will know on October [-]st.

Zhou He got up, washed up, and went to the kitchen.

Now I'm so hungry, cook a big meal and treat myself.

In just ten minutes, a large table of dishes was set on the table.

Of course, the dishes on this table must not be enough.

Therefore, Zhou He chose to focus on two tasks, while eating slowly, while controlling with divine sense, he continued to cook.

"Yo, that's right, 40 words have been updated in eleven days!"

"Reward!"

Zhou He was very happy, and directly gave Bai Yang another Golden Moe.

(End of this chapter)