The van that crosses

Chapter 623 Hero Bureau Examination
"Oh, really, how can you say that about her? She is a beautiful girl who everyone loves, and she saw a car with a flat tire in the workshop." A soft and soft loli voice came.

The person who spoke was not a loli, but a strange person, an extremely disgusting strange person.

Moreover, it also assumed the posture of a little woman, which really made Zhou He feel chilly.

If you don't look at it, then its figure is completely like a devil. It does not belong to any enchanting and sexy idol star. It is definitely the kind of figure that makes people look like Shi Geng.

Once you look at its head, how can I put it, it's disgusting, very disgusting, very disgusting.

Two sausage-like lips occupy a third of the face, and the skin on the face is wrinkled like snake skin.

A pair of empty eyes, a mouth full of black and yellow teeth, coupled with a feces-yellow hair shawl, make people look at it, it is really impossible to describe it in words.

In particular, there was a pleasant smell of perfume coming from his body, coupled with a foul smell, which mixed together made people want to vomit after smelling it.

"I can't take it anymore, go to hell."

Yijianmei couldn't take it anymore, he didn't want to see this disgusting guy again for a moment.

With a big wave of his hand, dozens of small scissors flew out of his sleeves and shot towards the strange man in front of him.

"Oh, I'm so happy, I gave him a gift when we met for the first time." The weirdo coquettishly, and then opened his disgusting mouth.

In the next second, a tongue like a snake's head shot out.

The small scissors moving at high speed did not hit the tongue.

Zhou He could see clearly that the strange man's tongue did not directly touch the scissors, but bypassed the sharp side and directly passed through the handshake of the scissors.

Three seconds later, more than a dozen small scissors were all stuck on the strange man's tongue.

Afterwards, the strange man rolled his tongue and swallowed it together with the small scissors.

"My little brother's gift, I like it very much, so let me give you a gift in return!"

Before the words fell, the figure of the strange man suddenly disappeared in place.

When it reappeared, it was already standing in front of Yijianmei. Before it could react, the above slender and tender jade hands held Yijianmei in its arms.

"This is my first kiss." A pair of intriguing sausage mouths covered Yijianmei's small mouth.

"vomit……!"

Seeing this scene, several of the onlookers immediately vomited on the spot.

For a full minute, no one bothers the kissing hero and weirdo.

The few heroes who were in the crowd didn't bother, instead they took out their mobile phones and were shooting videos with a smile, as if they were going to send them to Moments.

"Little brother, you have to be responsible to others." The weirdo ended the kiss and looked at Yan San affectionately.

"Now it's a harmonious society, and people don't do illegal things, and I don't eat much. Give me three catties of beef a day, and pork is fine too." The strange man hugged Yan San with a happy expression.

"You're actually talking back..." Yan San's consciousness was blurred at this time, before he could finish speaking, his head tilted and he passed out.

"Oh my God!"

"this this"

"Ouch!" More people vomited this time, they all knew that Yan San had sex with the weirdo.
To be honest, really, if you don't look at the weirdo's head, just look at the figure, they definitely don't mind taking a closer look, but when they look at that face, vomit!

"No, Yijianmei has lost consciousness. Come on, everyone, don't give her time to disgust us."

Among the crowd, the three heroes who put down their phones shouted and attacked the strange man.

"There are 230 demon muscular men in B-level, 280 three with curly hair, and [-] sexy teachers."

The sexy teacher was very fast, and when the weirdo was still immersed in happiness, he took advantage of the unpreparedness and rescued Yan San.

The other two heroes quickly launched an attack.

"Damn bitch, you dare to snatch my baby, I'll tear you apart." Seeing Yan San being snatched away, especially a woman with a sexy body, the weirdo immediately flew into a rage.

For the attacks of the other two, they didn't dodge at all, and just rushed towards the sexy teacher like this.

One minute later, the strange man stepped on the sexy teacher's face like a pig's head, and then hugged the devil's muscular man and the unconscious Yan San from left to right, with a smirk on his face:

"The bad guy has been subdued by me, two little ones, let me give you a greeting gift."

On the air conditioner in the distance, Qiyu looked disgusted: "It's really disgusting.

"Those four heroes have been caught, do you want me to deal with it?" Genos said.

"No need, such a disgusting person, I don't want to see her for a moment." Before the words finished, Zhou He's figure appeared below.

"Ah, handsome little brother, you are so handsome. These guys have been trying to pursue me with shamelessness, but I didn't agree to them."

As he said that, the strange man threw away the three heroes in his arms with a look of disgust, and then looked at Zhou He shyly.

With a livid face, Zhou He stretched out his right hand and gave it a firm grip.

"Bang!" sounded.

It was as if the strange man's body had been crushed by a powerful force.

The scattered blood and incomplete limbs were also burned by the flames that appeared out of thin air.

"Huh, this world is still beautiful." Zhou He breathed a sigh of relief at this moment.

The surrounding onlookers were stunned when they saw this result, and then exclaimed.

"Dead? The weirdo just died like this?"

"What a handsome guy."

"Handsome and powerful, who is he?"

"The weirdo can easily get rid of these four B-level weirdos, but this handsome guy actually killed her instantly. Could it be... an A-level hero?"

At this moment, several police cars fell from the sky and landed not far from Zhou He.

"Mind power? A-level 190 eight, super police." Zhou He murmured as he watched a female police officer get off the police car.

"Hello, thank you for killing the weirdo and protecting the lives of the people." The female policeman casually glanced at the scene, and then said to Zhou He's side.

"You're welcome, it should be." Zhou He said with a smile.

"It seems that you are not a hero registered in the Bureau of Heroes, are you? Haven't asked for advice yet?"

"Zhou He, I'm going to take the assessment in ten days." Zhou He said.

"Oh, I look forward to your joining. By the way, because you are not yet a hero in the hero game, the reward will be reduced by [-]%."

"This time the level of the monster is B-level, and the reward of [-] can only be paid [-]."

……

Half an hour later, Zhou He left the police station with 1 yuan in cash.

"1 yuan is so little, ah, no, in terms of Japanese yen, it is equivalent to 20 yuan, which is not a lot." Saitama said.

"Teacher, because the senior is not a hero in the hero game, the salary has been reduced by 10%. Otherwise, there should be 170 yuan, which is [-] million yen." Janos, who can speak Chinese, explained.

"170 million? So much?" Saitama looked surprised.

"Well, Huaxia is a big country after all, and it's not short of money." Zhou He said with a smile.

Although, the hero bureau has to pay a lot of money every month.

However, it is completely affordable, and even sending some heroes to some small countries can even make money.

……

Because the police station was not far from their destination, the three of them walked for about ten minutes and arrived at the most famous roast duck restaurant in Beijing, Quanjude.

Now is the time when there are many people, there is no place at all.

Fortunately, when I checked into the hotel, I had told the hotel staff to help them book a seat.

Therefore, the three of them arrived at their reserved table smoothly.

……

In the next few days, Zhou He took Saitama and Genos to play all over the capital.

Whether it's a place of interest, a modern bustling commercial street, or the world-famous Bird's Nest, I went there once.

That night, in the living room, the three of Zhou He were sitting on the sofa, eating fruit and watching the news broadcast.

"By the way, tomorrow is the assessment of the Hero Bureau, do you want to go together too?" Zhou He asked.

"Ten days? How time flies." Genos didn't pay much attention.

"Can we foreigners also participate in the assessment?" Saitama asked suspiciously.

"Of course you can. In the list of heroes I saw, there are a small number of foreigners. Moreover, the official website said that people from other countries are allowed to participate in the assessment."

"It's just that after the foreigner passes the assessment, he needs to settle in China in order to enjoy a fixed monthly salary." Zhou He explained.

"Oh, then I'm going." To be honest, Saitama was still interested in the reward for killing monsters.

In particular, he has already earned 5 yuan in the past few days. If he becomes a hero, he will get ten times the reward. Now he can only get [-]%, which is simply a loss.

Although it can be said that he is not very short of money now, but if he has money, he can't make it for nothing.

……

The tenth day is the day of the Hero Bureau assessment.

The three of Zhou He came to the location of the assessment, the Bird's Nest.

Because the number of people participating in the assessment was too large, the entire Bird's Nest was divided into assessment venues.

There is no need to fill in the registration form or register online for the assessment, just swipe your face and record your fingerprints at the entrance of the venue, and you can register successfully.

Some people in the province are idle and bored, sign up online, and then don't come, wasting resources.

As long as the registration is successful, you can scan the QR code with your mobile phone and download the APP of Hero Bureau.

Then start the assessment according to the process. After each assessment is completed, the results of the assessment can be directly entered into the system.

Moreover, you can watch your own or other people's assessment results at any time in the APP. Of course, this can only be based on the results.

The rest of the functions will only be available after officially becoming a hero.

If it fails the assessment, the APP of the Hero Bureau will be automatically uninstalled.

There is no need for manual recording at all, everything has been simplified to the extreme, and it is more efficient and faster than manual recording.

Most of the assessment sites are the assessment guides and the security personnel who maintain order.

"Contestants participating in the assessment, please use your mobile phone to scan the QR code, download the Hero Bureau APP, and then you can take the assessment after registration." A staff member specially received said with a smile.

The three of Zhou He took out their mobile phones and downloaded the APP of Hero Bureau according to the instructions of the staff.

There are a total of twelve entrances in the entire bird's nest. Registering the APP is only the first step. After stepping into the entrance, you still need to go through a long passage.

Each entrance is guarded by an S-level hero, plus five A-level heroes.

And in the bird's nest, there are five strong men who are among the top [-] S-class heroes.

Needless to say, the ordinary staff who were assessed, but the worst security personnel were all B-level heroes.

After downloading, Qiyu asked the staff: "Excuse me, can citizens of other countries participate in the assessment?"

The staff glanced at Qiyu and said, "Which country are you from?"

"I'm from an island country, and I'm traveling in China. Also, I'm the fourth hero in S rank in Country R." Saitama said.

"Oh? The fourth place in the S-level of the R Country Heroes Association?" The staff was still a little surprised. He can understand Japanese, so he can understand it completely.

Although the model of the Heroes Association was created according to their heroic equipment, the level of strength is not at the same level at all.

However, in the Heroes Association, the top S ranks will definitely be able to rank S ranks in the Huaguo Hero Bureau.

The staff said with a little respect: "Sir, foreigners can participate in the assessment, but they are not citizens of their own country, and the hero level can only reach a maximum of one hundred A-level heroes."

"In addition, the remuneration received in the Hero Bureau needs to pay 40.00% personal income tax, and the monthly salary is halved, and personal income tax is also required."

"It's fine to be a hero, which is better than [-]%." Saitama said with a smile.

"Does the hero's remuneration also need to pay taxes?" Zhou He felt a little strange.

"Yes, it's true. I haven't become a hero yet. The reward I get in the hero game is one-tenth, so I don't need to pay taxes."

"After becoming a hero, if the revenge you get exceeds 1 yuan, you will pay [-]% personal income tax." The staff explained.

"Okay, I got it." Zhou He also understands paying taxes, it's only [-]%, it's not a big deal.

"Well, if you guys have already downloaded the app, please step aside." The staff member glanced at the people behind and said.

"Yes, stand up when you're done, won't you just stand up and ask questions?"

"That's right, step aside for me."

"It's really not as good as one session now, and this kind of weak chicken still comes to participate in the assessment."

Those who participated in the assessment together were very dissatisfied with Zhou He and the three standing in place and blocking the QR code.

Zhou He rolled his eyes and ignored it. Now it is a harmonious society.

"Let's go, let's go in for the assessment." Zhou He beckoned the two to leave.

Qiyu couldn't understand what they were saying, so he followed Zhou He away foolishly.

And Genos couldn't help it, they are not weak chickens, the teacher and the senior are not the top strong ones.

Immediately raised his right hand and prepared to strike.

In an instant, six pairs of terrifying gazes hit Genos.

As long as Genos makes a move, these people will surely subdue Genos with lightning speed.

With quick eyes and quick hands, Zhou He stopped Genos and said, "Do you still bite back when the dog bites you? The assessment is the real thing."

(End of this chapter)