Assassin He Chunxia

Chapter 61 The Taoist priest goes up the mountain
"Choice, choice is important."

"Every very subtle choice may lead to completely different results, just like a butterfly flapping its wings, which will eventually cause a huge tsunami in an inexplicable sea area. So make sure before choosing. Be careful, because maybe in a parallel time and space, some things and people will show a completely different state and appearance."

"Little Martial Uncle, it's been half an hour since you've been wondering whether it is beef noodles with sour bamboo shoots or beef noodles with sauerkraut. Can you hurry up? I'm going to starve to death."

"Forget it, I'll eat what you eat, you order what you order."

Two young men, one tall and one short, with long hair, stood in front of the counter in light gray Taoist robes. The tall man stepped forward and tapped the frame of his glasses against the projected virtual idol on the screen. A very sweet one. female voice opened.

"Thank you for visiting Good Master Noodle House. I am the spokesperson Haowei Xiao C. The menu has been sent."

The tall Taoist priest ignored the dozens of steaming bowls of noodles projected in his glasses, and said, "Two bowls of beef noodles with sour bamboo shoots, and two bowls of beef noodles with sauerkraut."

"The voice order has been completed and the electronic invoice has been sent. What else do I need?"

"no need."

"Okay, it will take about 3 minutes to serve. Welcome to come next time. If you eat good noodles, choose a good chef."

After a while, four bowls of steaming noodles were pushed out by a conveyor belt from behind the counter. All the tables in the store had no legs, but lumps of metal extending from the walls.The two of them took two bowls and found a place to sit down. The "Dine in" sign on the table lit up, and the slightly shorter Taoist priest said, "Let's go to the restaurant later?"

"Yeah." The tall Taoist nodded, pulled a few mouthfuls of noodles, and slipped a bowl of noodles into his mouth. When the short Taoist saw it, he silently sandwiched the sour bamboo shoots and beef from his bowl of sour bamboo shoots and beef noodles with pickled cabbage beef noodles. , and then pushed the plain face to him.

The tall Taoist waited until he finished chewing and swallowing the noodles in his mouth before opening his mouth, "It took me six years to kick a hundred martial arts gyms. I remember that when I was 17 years old, the first time I kicked a martial arts gym was my little uncle, you accompany me." I went. Today is the [-]th one, I thought, well, let’s go together again.”

The short Taoist priest sipped his noodle soup, his mouth was vague, "I was also 17 years old at that time, and I went with you purely because the owner of the martial arts gym is a young lady with a small waist and long legs. , It's boring for you to put people down with one move."

"However, the people you play in the gym have become stronger and stronger in recent years, from national champions to world champions, to WOBF professional players. The last time I saw it online a few months ago, the owner of your gym is Phoenix City. Wokov, who is 197 cm tall and weighs 112 kg, ranks fifth in the WOBF world. Gee, you have done this kind of fierce man, who is the opponent this time, it should be very powerful."

The tall Taoist smiled lightly, "World Of Best Fighters, the alliance of the world's strongest fighters. Wokov is really powerful, he is the strongest opponent I have ever met, and it is not easy to win. But this time the opponent is A female senior, the master said that her seniority is very high, and we both have to be called masters. I think the last game in the gym should not test my strength, but test my Taoism. "

"Is your master healthy?"

"Fortunately."

"You're immortal." The short Taoist scolded bitterly, nuzui, "Where shall we go later?"

"Phoenix City. That martial arts hall is on Tianyue Mountain in Qingluan District."

The short Taoist priest's expression changed, and he was a little surprised, "Qingluan District in Phoenix City? That is the place with the highest housing prices in the world. According to Feng Shui Kanyu, Tianyue Mountain is a crested head, and a place with a big toilet can buy one in a first-tier city. In one building, one of our female seniors opened a martial arts gym on Tianyue Mountain? Are you kidding me?" Knocked on his own frame, "This kind of local tyrant's behavior should be reported on the Internet, I will look for it. Key words, Tianyue Mountain, Martial arts hall. No, they are all secretly taken photos of local tyrants' villas."

The tall Taoist patted his abdominal muscles. There were only three empty bowls left in front of him, not even the noodle soup. He touched his glasses and said, "This is the first time I know that I need a special customs clearance code to go to Qingluan District. I have to ask that senior to make a special application for the two of us, I will send you the documents now, you can go through the documents."

"This is a rich man, tsk tsk." The short Taoist priest picked up a few chopsticks at will, stood up, patted the tall Taoist priest on the shoulder, and the two went out together.The table top that has just eaten will light up with the sign of "dining finished", the wall will be automatically separated, and the table and the noodle bowl will be put in together.

On the road outside the store, an eight-wheeled curved van approached slowly and stopped in front of the two of them. The two got into the car, and a very magnetic male voice said, "Hello, Mr. Qi Xingyu, the temperature inside the car is 23 degrees. , will continue to drive along the current road, please set the destination in time."

The interior space of the car is huge, with sandbags, treadmills, weapon racks, sofa beds, and refrigerators.Qi Xingyu is the tall road leader. After the voice has set the destination, with the sound of "The shock absorption system is on."

Qi Xingyu turned his head, his uncle was staring at the poster on one side, the poster was a blond man with a smile on his chest, Qi Xingyu smiled and said, "This is the golden lion, Barry, the number one WOBF, the strongest man in the world. , 212 cm tall and weighs 135 kg. Master said, when I have finished playing in [-] martial arts gyms, and my physical fitness and experience have reached the peak state, I can sign up for WOBF. I think that one day, I will play against him. "

"Tsk tsk, this arm is thicker than my thigh. How tall and heavy are you now?"

"I'm 23 years old this year, and I shouldn't grow taller. My height is 192 centimeters, and my weight is currently 94 kilograms."

The short Taoist snorted, "Then why do you fight him? The difference in height and weight is too big."

"There will always be a way." Qi Xingyu smiled warmly, his eyes firm, "I haven't lost yet." After speaking, he went to the equipment on the side and started to do some warm-up exercises.

The short Taoist priest took a soda from the refrigerator, set up the sofa bed and lay down, put the soda straw on his head, tapped the frame, red hair came into view, looked down, a pair of slender legs were exposed, small The toenails are painted a dark rose red.

A sweet female voice, "I'm late here, bye, I'm going to take a shower."

"Bye-Bye."

The sun is shining outside the window.

He closed his eyes and took a nap, took out a small medicine box from his inner pocket, poured out a pill and put it in his mouth, gradually becoming drowsy.

There was a slight shock in his ears, and when he opened his eyes, Qi Xingyu wiped his wet hair with a bath towel, with a faint scent of gardenias.

"The shower gel you used is a good mother."

"arrive."

get off.

"Could this be a martial arts hall? Isn't this a museum or something?"

The two of them stared blankly at the archway in front of them, with three rooms and four columns, a glazed tile cover, a white stone Xumi seat, and four big characters with maddenedness on the plaque.

Chang hate asks the sky.

"Go in and talk."

Walking across the small bridge and flowing water, the veranda painting boat, and in front of a giant round arch, you can already spy on the quaint interior of the house from the outside.

Entrance, bypass the jade carving plum screen partition.

A glance at the mountains outside the mountains.

The venue is extremely open, and if you glance around, there are thousands of square meters. All kinds of ancient weapons are displayed in the venue, and there is even a pool of water and rockery lotus flowers.In the center is a circular ring five feet long and five feet wide, with the feet higher on tiptoes.

"Tsk tsk tsk, this martial arts hall is too imposing."

A voice coughed twice.

"Chang Xi."

The two looked at a woman with black hair and white clothes, with her back to the two, holding a feather duster, dusting off the dust from various weapons.

"Hey." A lazy female voice sounded throughout the venue, and then there was a gentle mechanical shaft movement from all over the venue.

Qi Xingyu closed his eyes silently, the air, temperature, and the texture of the sun on the skin all changed slightly, a sense of comfort came spontaneously, and his mood gradually relaxed with the slight changes in the environment. He took a few deep breaths and adjusted himself to the best. In good condition, open your eyes.

The woman just appeared in front of her, but she couldn't tell her age. Her temples were white, and the corners of her eyes were densely covered with fine lines, but the muscles on her face were extremely tight, her apple muscles were full, and her eyes were shining brightly.

"Qi Xingyu?"

"Yes." Qi Xingyu bowed his head, clasped his fists in a bow, the woman's age is a secret, just call him the master, "Hello master."

"Then you are, Zhang Yingyu, are you an LGBT group? I'm a little confused about this. You should be a man, right? Why did your parents give you a female name?

"Well, maybe I'm holding it wrong." The short Taoist priest nodded, clenched his fists and bowed, "Master? Good?"

"Well." The woman smiled, "My name is He Chun Xia, and I claim to be invincible with a sword in my hand."

"You are exaggerating. I have never heard your name on the Internet." Zhang Yingyu laughed confidently, "It just so happens that I have a similar name, and I am known as the best swordsman in the world."

"Hahahaha, are there still people learning swords these days?" He Chun Xia was smiling, and his face suddenly changed, "If you use the island's tachi as kendo against me, I'll shoot you out immediately."

Zhang Yingyu smiled awkwardly, "No, I really know the traditional swordsmanship. The swordsmanship is handed down from my family, and I use it." Pointing to the ancient-style long sword on display, "That's what I use."

"Now there are guns, all kinds of hot weapons, swordsmanship, young people are reluctant to learn, and occasionally a few come to me, all clamoring to learn the tachi in games and movies and what kind of force lightsaber , it's really annoying." He Chun Xia smiled with emotion, "I thought I was the last swordsman in the world." Zhi Zhi offered seven long swords in the deepest part, "Boy, you're not bad, go and choose one, I'll talk to you. You compare."

"This, it's not me playing the gym." Zhang Yingyu glanced at Qi Xingyu, Qi Xingyu nodded and smiled, "Uncle, come on."

The three of them went over together, Zhang Yingyu caught a glimpse of a silver-white long sword, and held it in her hand with indescribable warmth. After waving it a few times, the weight and length of the sword were extremely suitable.An inexplicable familiarity came to my mind, as if I had held this sword in my hand countless times.

He Chun Xia raised her eyebrows and smiled, "This sword likes you very much, Bailian Yinguang hides Qianxue, it's called Su Xue."

"Good sword." Zhang Yingyu nodded her head, focusing on the sword, walked straight forward to the stage, turned back, and saw He Chunxia with a feather duster behind her.

"Oh, I just realized that this is a real sword. It's sharp. You should wear protective gear first." Zhang Yingyu scratched her head, "Is there anything I can wear?"

"If you can stab my clothes, you will win." He Chun Xia smiled. She was dressed in white, and her body was tailored to fit her body. Every move was chic and elegant. She stepped on a pair of small leather boots with exquisite embroidery. Zhang Yingyu was a little annoyed, "So Look down on me, then I am the same, you go and get your sword."

He Chunxia shook the feather duster in his hand, "Chicken feather sword."

"Hahahaha." Qi Xingyu from the audience laughed out loud, and then held back his smile, "Master, you should be more serious, my uncle's swordsmanship is really good, but since you are comparing, don't be too playful."

"I'm serious." He Chun Xia turned her wrists.

An afterimage in the air gradually disappeared.

Zhang Yingyu has the sword in her chest and is ready to fight.

Qi Xingyu's eyes widened, he just kept staring at the stage, this, when the master gave his hand, tapped the frame, and slowly projected the image just now onto the retina, two times, four times, and eight times the speed. , [-]x speed. Frame-by-frame comparison, this model of AR smart glasses can only record [-] frames per second in normal mode.

The image of the chicken feather sword appeared only one frame.

Within one frame!

This.
people?Is there a limit to the human body?

Today's last game, isn't it a test of my Taoism?
Master is very strong?Is it stronger than the previous 99 museum owners?Qi Xingyu stared blankly at He Chunxia on the stage.

With a good posture, He Chunxia nodded to signal Zhang Yingyu to take action, "You are a junior, let you go first."

Zhang Yingyu's right hand made a flower-like shape, took a step forward, and stabbed flatly. The tip of the sword pointed directly at He Chunxia's heart, and He Chunxia stepped back silently and thoughtfully.Zhang Yingyu flicked the hilt of the sword with her fingers, handed it forward with her wrist, and stabbed several times in a row.

Nianhua smiled.

Junior Brother.

haven't seen you for a long time.

Zhang Yingyu's heart froze when she was stabbed by a feather duster. He frowned and said, "This is my family's swordsmanship, how can you do that?"

"A long time ago. Forget it, your swordsmanship is average, just take a look at it." He Chunxia seemed to think of something, couldn't stop laughing, took a step closer, picked the feather duster, Zhang Yingyu only felt the weight in her hand With a light, she looked down and saw that the Su Xue sword had appeared in He Chun Xia's hands. She stepped down with the sword, walked slowly for a while, and put the sword back.

"Chang Xi."

"It has been connected to the personal information database of the Kingdom of Heaven. The search term, Zhang Yingyu, has a total of 37 people in the country, 36 are female, and one is male. The information in the information comparison has been sent."

He Chunxia closed his eyes, countless pictures and information flashed in his mind, and then opened his eyes, Zhang Yingyu and Qi Xingyu stood in front of them with a bit of hostility, "You can't do this with money, blatantly infringing on other people's privacy, this What kind of technology is it? Invisible AR glasses? You are too scary, how can you have permission to enter such a database, look at this place, are you a giant in Phoenix or something?"

"As far as the two of you brought this, I hope there will be some privacy." He Chunxia tapped her crow's feet, "I am recruited by the imperial court. This is a technology being tested. The idea of ​​​​is converted into data for AI to execute, and the data passed by AI can be converted into a picture and directly mapped in the mind.”

"Would it be easier to understand if it was called virtual reality?"

The two nodded, Qi Xingyu was distracted by this incident, and they started talking, "I heard about this technology when I was a child, and said that it can make people's five senses really enter the virtual world, achieve an unparalleled sense of immersion, and play violent games. Cool."

"No, if the monster in the game slashes you, it will also feel pain, and that person will definitely die. And if the virtual world is infinitely close to the real, how to define the morality and law in it. If I am in In the virtual world, you can touch and feel the temperature of other people, but this person is just a string of data, which is too scary." Zhang Yingyu shook her head and retorted, her eyes met He Chunxia who looked at him with a slight smile, "Taoist The younger generation can't wait to count them with both hands, but there is still such a big man like you even if it's not like this."

"Zhang Yingyu, 168 cm tall, started to learn swordsmanship at the age of 5, dropped out of school at the age of 16 to become Taoist, 23 years old this year, unemployed, good at chess, multiple accounts ranging from amateur to professional in different online competitions, the winning rate is [-]% ? Was an ADD patient?" He Chun Xia sighed, "When you no longer need to share the storm and life with others, but can use a more direct and rude way to understand them, people often choose simpler ones. The way I do it. I do it the same way as young people who spy on each other’s social media before making a friend, except that the information I get is more precise.”

"I don't agree." Zhang Yingyu shook her head again and again, "The progress of science and technology is also a kind of sadness. People are very complicated, and the emotion and temperature between two people cannot be presented by cold data."

"I won't argue with you anymore. Young people nowadays don't eat much, and the principles of life are the same." He Chunxia gave him a white look, then turned to look at Qi Xingyu, "I heard that you want to play WOBF, yes I kicked 99 martial arts gyms before standing in front of me. In this era, there are auxiliary mechanical exoskeletons, mechanical limbs, and the development of technology makes people's strength infinitely small. Is there any point in pursuing human strength?"

No matter how high the martial arts is, it is as high as the sky.

Significant.Significant!

"I was young and vigorous at that time, I played ten martial arts gyms, and felt that I was qualified to go to WOBF. Master rearranged the No.11 martial arts gym for me. It was in a small place in a small city. The owner of the gym was a Uncle Nian, his body started to gain weight, his belly is not small, he was knocked down by me."

"This chubby middle-aged uncle is the only one who is willing to keep me and give lessons to the children in the martial arts hall. I only learned when I was in class that this small martial arts hall teaches traditional martial arts, Miao Dao. , Long spear, Tai Chi, gossip, Wing Chun, everything is taught, but the owner of the museum is not proficient at all."

"I have played in many martial arts gyms, such as Barou, Taekwondo, and boxing. Among the 99 martial arts gyms, only this one teaches traditional martial arts. The owner of the gym said that he has no talent in martial arts. If you have won, you are doomed to be mediocre in this life, but the sadness of life will be temporarily forgotten when you punch, and at that moment, the thought that you have lived is very real."

"The sky is the uppermost country, the land is vast, and the people born here are naturally atmospheric. I started practicing the big gun when I was 6 years old. In the first lesson, my master told me that as a human being, you must be like this gun, upright and unyielding, standing upright."

"In traditional culture, more than 90% are dross, involving feudal superstition, and it can even be said that 99% are rotten and bad things."

But the good things left by the ancestors, why don't you want them?
"I want to go to WOBF, I do it for myself, I want to be the strongest person in the world, I want others to see me and see the good things of my kingdom."

"There is still me in this world!"

The good things left by the ancestors, it will not die, but it will be passed down in a different way.

"Go on stage." He Chunxia smiled.

Qi Xingyu nodded.

"You turned your guns into boxing, and you have learned different fighting techniques such as boxing, wrestling, judo, Muay Thai, etc. I am good at using swords, and I can teach you very little in free fighting with bare hands." He Chun Xia blinked, "Just teach you my experience in swordsmanship."

Zhang Yingyu ran over and lay on the edge of the ring.

"The world's martial arts, only fast is not broken." He Chun Xia copied the feather duster with his left hand and carried it behind his back, and his right hand held it empty, making a sword-like shape, and slowly pushed forward and stabbed.

The other two looked at each other, exchanged glances, and coughed twice, "Master, we didn't understand."

"Then what should we do?" He Chun Xia pretended to ponder, "If you two stay, one is training and the other is a homeless, then you can stay here for me to do chores."

"What is an unemployed vagabond? I wear a Taoist robe, and I have a righteousness. I can capture a demon or a demon. It's just that after the founding of the country, it is not allowed to become an elite, because I don't have the opportunity to show it."

"Don't be poor, my apprentice has something to do in the past few days, and he won't be back until the day after tomorrow. Then you all get to know each other." He Chun Xia turned around and took the feather duster to dust the ashes on the soldiers' blades again, "You two go around by yourself, it's quite nice here. big."

"You really have an apprentice, he also learns swords?" Zhang Yingyu frowned.

"He doesn't learn swordsmanship, he learns the "Five Lei Zhengfa"." He Chunxia protruded out from behind the blade frame and wrinkled his nose.

"By the way, his name is Thirteen."

(End of this chapter)