I will bury the gods

Chapter 74 Marriage Letter
Lin Shouxi took the cat's arm, fished out the beautiful black, orange and white kitten from the trap, and carefully unfastened the iron clips on its hind legs.

The trap was shaped like a sharp tooth, and the kitten let out a scream of blood while being caught in the trap, and at the same time did not forget to excuse itself:
"This mere Huntian lock is nothing at all, but the demon king is not dead, and he dug this bottomless pit as a trap. I was eager to win, underestimated the enemy for a while, fell into the tricks of the villains, and was crushed under this white camphor tree! Back then, Pale was also crushed under the sacred tree..."

"Okay...you are a kitten who is not obediently staying at home and writing a book, what are you running around?" Lin Shouxi checked the injury for it, and interrupted lightly.

"Little cat?" Sanhuamao whined, expressing its extreme dissatisfaction: "I repeat, I am the king of the three realms, the patron saint of the mulberry tree, and the writer of Zhu Shenlu. loyal--"

Sanhuamao waited for him to interrupt, while Lin Shouxi waited for it to continue.

Facing his unscrupulous gaze, Sanhuamao was a little angry, "Hmph, you are a mere mortal, and you also want to know the name of this deity?"

"Then I'll call you Sanhua." Lin Shouxi sighed, thinking that the cat who wrote this kind of book really had some brain problems.

"Shut up! Although it's inconvenient to say the real name of this deity, you must at least respect me——Yuxian."

For this mortal's rudeness, Sanhuamao's anger was stuffed in his heart. If it weren't for the pain in his leg at this moment, it would have stretched out its claws to scratch.

"How many days have you been stuck here?" Lin Shouxi asked.

"Hmm... It's been four days." Sanhuamao became a little downcast, "I didn't expect someone to rescue me after such a long time. Hmph, isn't the poem written clearly enough?"

"It's pretty obvious."

"I feel so too."

"It's just that people who like your book usually don't have the ability to discover this acrostic poem." Lin Shouxi added.

Yuxian was so angry that he screamed, "I have written books to educate the people, and I am deeply loved by the people. How can you wait for the rebellious officials and thieves who are not kings to slander at will?"

Lin Shouxi didn't care what the noisy cat was saying, he just asked his own doubts: "You have been trapped here for the past four days, how did you write and send out a distress message?"

"Hmph, have you found out how powerful this deity is now?" Sanhuamao opened his mouth and said proudly: "This is one of the supernatural powers of this deity. I can't say it for now, but you will understand in the future."

"Could it be that your real body is not here?" Lin Shouxi keenly made a guess.

"..." Sanhuamao stopped yelling, and it whispered: "You are quite smart. After you pass the selection, you can become the master of the deity."

"Your body is in Xiancun?" Lin Shouxi continued to ask.

"Of course, the sacred body of this deity is noble, and he needs to live in the palace."

"I heard that there is a lord in Xiancun? That lord allowed you to mess around like this?"

"Presumptuous! There are not two suns in the same sky, and I am the only lord of the Three Realms Village!" Sanhuamao raised her head proudly.

Raising his head, Lin Shouxi's face was reflected in those blue eyes with diffuse rays. Against the light, Sanhuamao finally saw his face clearly. It was silent for a moment, and then solemnly said: "I want to Book you as concubine!"

Lin Shouxi didn't bother to pay attention to its nonsense, and grabbed the back of its neck. The three-flowered cat meowed and scolded this son for disobeying Wang Hua and wantonly playing with his holy body.

Lin Shouxi condensed his true energy on his fingertips, and helped the kitten treat the wound briefly.

Sanhuamao felt his wound itching a bit, which was a sign that the scab had healed. The cat had a happy face and temporarily pardoned his sin of assaulting the Eucharist, "I want to make you a doctor!"

"How on earth did you appear in such a place?" Lin Shouxi skillfully ignored its words.

"Well...it's a long story." Sanhuamao thought for a while, and recalled: "A few days ago, I accidentally heard that the thief in the Demon Nest had a conspiracy... The Demon Nest is not far from the Three Realms City in the capital. However, he is so rampant, and this deity is concerned about the people who cannot sleep, so he intends to personally conquer and destroy the devil's lair."

"The devil's nest?"

"Well, the Devil's Nest! That's a group of rebellious parties from the north. They have attacked the Three Realms City many times. Fortunately, the Imperial Forest Army was brave and good at fighting, so that their plan could not be successful." Sanhuamao said: "But the Devil's Nest is growing day by day, and the disaster is still a disaster. , if it is not eradicated as soon as possible, it will lead to a catastrophe sooner or later!"

"Then are you planning to go home now?"

"Well, the deity is seriously injured, so it's okay for the teacher to return to the court for the time being."

After waiting for the oracle, Lin Shouxi grabbed it by the back of the neck and sent it back to Three Realms Village before dark.The demon village is desolate. After the night falls, pairs of gloomy pupils will light up in the tomb-like homes, and the three-colored cat limped along beside him, shivering.

Lin Shouxi brought it into Chen Ning's home. The cat was too small. In addition to the darkness, Chen Ning couldn't notice that there was an extra member in the family. .

Only then did Chen Ning see the kitten, and looked at Lin Shouxi curiously.

"Oh, this is a monster picked up outside." Lin Shouxi explained casually.

Sanhuamao was furious, but it seemed unwilling to reveal its identity, so it just whined to express its dissatisfaction.

"Is it hungry?" Chen Ning asked.

Lin Shouxi looked at it and motioned for it to answer. The three-flowered cat stared at him with its tail upright, "I have no respect! I'm almost full of you!"

"It's full." Lin Shouxi relayed.

"Hey, you can talk. It seems that it is really a monster. Did you pick it up from the demon village?" Chen Ning asked.

"Going out of the city today to have a look, I picked it up on the road."

"There has been chaos in the Devil's Nest recently. Although you are highly skilled in martial arts, you must be careful." Chen Ning reminded in a low voice.

Lin Shouxi nodded, and threw the cat to Chen Ning. When Chen Ning saw the wound on its body, he took it to the kitchen and started to boil hot water. The Sanhua cat was terrified, thinking that he was going to become a royal meal, and wanted to escape , I didn't feel relieved until I saw the little girl bring food and cloth belt.

Chen Ning helped it treat the wound with hot water and wrapped it with a bandage.

After being healed, it became much more energetic, and ran to Lin Shouxi's room wagging its tail. At that time, Lin Shouxi was meditating on the bed, and it jumped up to the head of the bed, pointing at his practice.

"Well, your martial arts looks good, do you want to be a master of this deity?" Sanhuamao said, licking its paw.

Without opening his eyes, Lin Shouxi grabbed the back of its neck precisely and threw it off the bed.

The three-flowered cat was treated like this before its dragon body recovered, and it was naturally angry, but now it was a private visit after all, and it was inconvenient to make too much noise. It picked up the "Zhu Shenlu" written by itself by the bed, and jumped onto the window sill. Lying quietly, occasionally flipping through books with cat's paws, and occasionally watching Lin Shouxi practice.

Cultivation requires quietness. Lin Shouxi always feels uncomfortable being stared at by a cat like this.

He opened his eyes after routinely spitting out for a few weeks, and looked at Sanhuamao: "I'm full, and the injury is healed, so you just lie down like this?"

"Otherwise?" Sanhuamao asked innocently.

"Write a book." Lin Shouxi said coldly.

Sanhuamao wanted to jump out of the window to escape, but how could it be as agile as Lin Shouxi?He was pulled out only half way out, and the cat's face was pressed against the book.

"You...are bold, do you know what it is to offend Tianyan." The three-flowered cat hit him with its tail.

"Stop talking nonsense and write quickly."

"This deity... this deity has no inspiration."

Lin Shouxi drew out the Zhangong Sword casually, and Sanhuamao looked at the clear water-like body of the sword, and curled up its tail.

"I'll just write..." it said weakly.

"Well, it seems that you can still speak well." Lin Shouxi expressed his appreciation.

Then, he saw the cat closed its eyes and remained motionless.

"What are you doing? Playing dead?" Lin Shouxi pushed it.

"The deity is writing hard, don't bother me." Sanhuamao said.

"You write with meditation?"

"Well, this deity is a great way of thinking, you, a bumpkin, can't understand it at a glance." Sanhuamao expressed his perseverance.

"Thoughts?" Lin Shouxi pondered for a while, and speculated: "You connect your body with this method, and then make it write a manuscript?"

Sanhua Mao opened his eyes and stared at Lin Shouxi, feeling that he was more like a monster than himself.

Lin Shouxi is also a little interested in this cat who can only write well. He found that when the cat closes its eyes, it will make eye movements of different frequencies. He speculates that frequent eye movements indicate that it is writing vigorously, while slow eye movements indicate It's slacking off.

"Why can't you write a single word for a long time?" Lin Shouxi began to ask the blame after observing for a while.

"How do you know all this?" Sanhuamao was shocked.

Then, it explained and excused itself, "The subsequent plot is very important to this book, so there is no need to hurry."

"Isn't the follow-up just the two meeting each other, with tears streaming down their faces and a lingering love?" Lin Shouxi didn't think it was difficult.

"Hmph, vulgar." Sanhuamao wagged its tail, "I wouldn't write such cliche stuff!"

"Then how do you want to write it?"

"Of course, let them miss it when they thought they were going to meet again, and miss it forever!" Sanhuamao said triumphantly, "Ling Qiu thinks he is the son of destiny, and his cultivation is the best in the world, but in fact he is just a demon from outside the territory. A pawn to invade this world, and this long-lost love does not exist at all. She is just a spiritual body that Ling Qiu imagined when he was lonely and helpless. Come in and occupy him!"

Ling Qiu is the name of the male protagonist in the book.

The three-flowered cat proudly talked about its own idea, and then it was frightened by the cold killing intent coming from beside it, and the cat's hair rooted out.

"This idea...isn't it good?" Sanhuamao asked, looking at Lin Shouxi's expression of wanting to kill the cat.

"It's really not something that a human can come up with." Lin Shouxi didn't bother to talk nonsense with it, and just said, "Change it for me."

"Hmph, this can't be changed, the foreshadowing has already been laid, if it is changed, wouldn't it be invalidated?" Sanhuamao argued vigorously.

"I'm doing it for your own good." Lin Shouxi said helplessly, "If you really write like this, there will be no place for you in the Three Realms Village in the future."

"Hmph, as the Lord of the Three Realms Village, the deity has countless Imperial Forest Army, since..."

Choke——The sound of the sword interrupted its words, Zhan Gong got out of the sheath, and put it on the Sanhuamao's neck again.

Sanhuamao looked at this gangster who dared to attack the holy car, and hated in his heart, but this holy body was too weak to make effective resistance, but it still didn't want to give in, "A twisted melon is not sweet, if this book is left alone You tampered with it, how can this deity be worthy of the previous painstaking efforts?"

Lin Shouxi didn't say a word, but put the sword on its neck and stared at it coldly.

Sanhuamao's voice became softer and softer.

"Hmph, you are so fierce, you can write it yourself." It muttered.

"Okay." Lin Shouxi did not refuse.

He took paper and pen, quickly wrote a copy, handed it to Sanhuamao, the cat read it once, and immediately wanted to recruit talents, "The academy under my lord is still short of bachelors, how about..."

"Don't talk, according to this thinking, if there are any differences in the published things in the future, I only ask you." Lin Shouxi said lightly.

Sanhuamao had no more excuses and could only accept humiliation.

The little farce came to an end. The three-colored cat who was rescued halfway began to think according to the scriptures, while Lin Shouxi continued to meditate.

He began to think about the core skills he lacked.

He imagined himself as a tree, Luo Shu's breathing method is the root system for him to absorb nutrients, and the white-eyed black phoenix sword scripture and the dragon-capturing hand are both his branches and leaves, so what should his trunk be composed of?

Lin Shouxi was thinking about this question, looking at Zhan Gongjian from time to time.

The little girl's competition should be over.

He originally thought that the sword would flicker in a short time, but he never thought that the Zhangong sword would not move until late at night... Is the little girl disheartened after losing?

It is not difficult to see that the little girl's family background is very good. She wears different beautiful clothes every day and lives in a gorgeous sword tower full of famous swords. She should be a rich lady, and her family is martial. related.

The Three Realms Village was closed by heavy fog. This is a major event. Maybe we can use her to contact Shenshan and send an expert to investigate.

But the whole night, the sword did not flicker.

In the early morning, the Sanhua cat was still sleeping on the window sill, and Chen Ning came in with a new set of clothes.

"I don't know if this set of clothes fits my son's body. If it doesn't fit, I'll go to the store to change it." Chen Ning said.

Lin Shouxi unfolded it, looked at it, nodded and said, "It fits well."

"This is also for the young master." Chen Ning took out another silver coin and handed it to him, "This is also the reward for this dart bet. Cultivators can even pay it as a 'price' in exchange for rare treasures."

Lin Shouxi did not refuse, and took the coin.The three-flowered cat opened its eyes when it heard the sound, staring at the coin, its eyes were shining brightly.

Chen Ning finished the delivery but did not leave, standing there as if hesitating, Lin Shouxi asked, "What's wrong?"

"Seven days later, there is still a big order. I wonder if the young master is willing to accept it?"

……

Until Chen Ning left, Lin Shouxi did not give her a clear answer.

"I can't see that you are so cherishing your life?" Sanhuamao said sarcastically, "I see you with a cold face all day long, and I thought you were a desperado."

"Everyone cherishes their lives."

"It seems that you have someone you want to meet?" Sanhuamao asked.

Lin Shouxi was silent, he didn't think he needed to talk to a cat about this.

"It seems that there is!" Sanhuamao observed his expression, said firmly, and then asked: "Then do you want to leave Three Realms Mountain?"

Lin Shouxi's expression moved slightly, "Do you have a solution?"

The three-flowered cat barked twice, and said triumphantly: "You really have someone you want to see! You separated, and you don't even know whether the other party is dead or alive, right? Meow——no wonder you heard such a plot last night... I was so angry, I finally made my deity figure it out."

Sure enough, he was teasing me... Lin Shouxi shook his head lightly, and didn't bother to argue with it.

The person I want to meet...

Xiaohe's figure reappeared in the memory again, her snow-white hair, petite body, pure and charming smile... everything about her was dazzlingly white in the memory, but at this time they were too far apart, so far away that he once The prophecy that I believed in became vague and indistinct.Now, he just wants to go back to Wu's house on a cold and heavy rainy night, to hide with her in that funny bridal chamber, and never come out.

Thinking of this, Lin Shouxi suddenly had a flash of inspiration, and Lin Shouxi thought of something that he had been ignoring all along.

——He has a way to inform Xiao He of his safety!

Lin Shouxi rummaged through the old clothes and found the contract. This was the god-servant contract drawn up by Xiaohe in the boudoir at that time. At that time, he reluctantly rejected it, so Xiaohe only let him keep it. When you figure it out, press your fingerprints.

The Order of God's Attendance can be called a divine art, and it should be able to cross the barrier and make the other party feel emotionally.

It doesn't matter who serves who is the master, if he can tell Xiaohe that he is still safe, he will be satisfied.

Fortunately, during the successive battles, the contract was not destroyed, but was preserved intact. He carefully opened the seal, pulled out the bamboo paper, unfolded it, and bit his hand to press it.

It was the first time Sanhua Mao saw his expression fluctuate so much, so he also jumped off the window sill and went to join in the fun.

Lin Shouxi's hand was hanging in the air and froze.

Sanhuamao looked at the letter and was dumbfounded.

What kind of god servant contract is this? On the top of the paper, there are two beautiful but dazzling words:

marriage certificate.

(End of this chapter)