NBA: Start with a three-point experience card

Chapter 68 Angry Throwing Tactical Board

Xiao Ke returned to the door without even getting out of the car.

Seeing this video he posted, the number of likes increased wildly, and his palms kept sweating.

With trembling hands, open comments.

In the comment area, everyone is talented.

"Brother Yi, I want to have a monkey with you!"

"Brother Yi Niu approves 666, my baby."

"Don't say anything. Brother Yi, do you still need a girlfriend? If you don't, then do you need a junior three? A junior four is also fine."

"I am a big Huaxia V5, and Brother Yi is a strong Chinese. Who said that Chinese basketball is not good? Did you see the Blazers coach slamming the tactical board? Hahahaha, laugh to death!"

In fact, today, it's not just Xiao Ke's videos that seem to be on fire.

Videos posted by others, no matter how edited, no matter how narrated.

As long as it is about Wang Yi's lore against the Trailblazers, all of them are several times, or even ten times, more than the usual data.

At Douyin headquarters, several planners saw that there were much more NBA videos uploaded today than usual.

And these videos are basically about Wang Yi's lore against the Blazers.

A planner wearing glasses took a sip of tea and said:
"I think it's time for us to set up a dedicated area for Brother Yi."

Several other planners also nodded: "Well, you can try."

But one mastermind objected:

"Wang Yi made a wild talk about conquering the NBA. This matter has not completely passed. If it is opened now, I am afraid something will happen."

Other plans also frowned slightly.

The last one said: "There have been some changes in personnel recently. We still seek stability and put this matter aside for the time being. We will reopen after a while."

Other plans nodded in agreement.

But just as they were discussing, Hupu had already taken the lead.

Directly opened up the "Yi Ge Special Area".

All the posts in it are of Brother Yi's posts.

The special area has only been opened for one day, and the popularity of this special area has almost caught up with the popularity of the James area.

Tencent Video is also discussing opening a special area for Yi Ge at this time.

But after all, it is a video, which is slightly slower than a forum.

……

At the same time, Huaxia Imitation Emperor also released a new video.

In the video, the imitator imitated three pictures.

First screen:
One-handed dunk on top of four Blazers-wearing opponents!
Then the picture was given to another performer next to him.

The performer in a suit and leather shoes imitates the Blazers coach.

He was holding a tactical board in his hand and looked extremely angry.

Mouth shouted: "FUCK!"

Smash the tactical board hard on the ground.

Second screen:
The imitation is Wang Yi's three-point lore over the Blazers on McCollum's head.

Then the picture was again given to the "Blazers Head Coach" next to him.

He shouted again "FUCK!"

Fell the tactical board again.

Third screen:
The imitation is Wang Yi's last block lore Lillard.

The picture was once again given to the "Blazers Head Coach" next to him.

He yelled "FUCK!" for the third time

Then he threw the tactical board angrily for the third time, and stomped on the tactical board several times.

In the end, he spit out a mouthful of saliva and scolded: "Fake Fake is a big deal!"

The video quickly became popular on the Internet.

Some people even made several emojis.

Eat without garlic, smash the tactical board!Fake!

When I went to the toilet and found no paper, I threw the tactical board!Fake!

I found that I was green, and I threw the tactical board!Fake!

The confession was successful, and the tactical board was smashed!
The child is full moon, smash the tactical board!
Father's [-]th birthday, smashed the tactical board!
In short, anything, whether happy or sad, can be followed by an emoji of smashing the tactical board.

These emojis became popular all over the Internet in a very short period of time.

And from "Fake Fake made a big gram" also evolved into "FUCK, FUCK, FU got a DUCK!"

This meme is also a big hit.

5:31pm.

The WeChat public account "Kyoyan NBA" has been updated again.

The title is: Brother Yi lore the Blazers, the coach slammed the tactical board.

Text: In [-] AD, the Lakers attacked the city and plundered the land to Portland.The Portland coach was on the tower, referring to the Lakers teenager Wang Yi and asked: Who is this?Heroic like this!
Admiral CJ ​​replied, "I don't know the yellow mouth child's ear."

Just a moment before the battle, Wang Yi slashed several Blazers in a row, and the Blazers coach threw the tactical board angrily.

Refers to Wang Yi and asked: "Who can kill this person! I will drink wine with you."

Admiral CJ ​​invited to fight: "The last will be willing to go."

The battle was not a three-way match, and Wang Yi slashed CJ under the horse.

Ridiculous CJ, uttered wild words, and was beheaded against the warm wine, which only increased his laughing ears.

……

At the end of the text: As the so-called long spear and white horse float like a poem, it is invincible when young!
Since he was a child, Kyogen has read a lot of books, and often likes to pull a few lines of classical Chinese.

This classic is also well written.

In the comments section below, hundreds of comments quickly appeared.

"I don't understand, I slammed the tactical board!"

"The update is 1 minute late, be careful I smash the tactical board!"

"My big China fans can finally raise their eyebrows and smash the tactical board!"

"When have Huaxia fans been so happy? Brother Yi really lives up to my great Huaxia!"

A middle school in a city.

Physical education teacher Wang Jianhua made a cup of tea after dinner.

Then flip through the news about the NBA on the phone.

In the past two years, although he has hardly been in contact with his son, he is actually following the news of the NBA every day.

Looking forward to seeing reports about my son.

It's a pity that there are very few clues about the son.

But in the past two weeks, there has been more and more news about the son.

Especially today, with overwhelming news pouring in.

Tencent Video, Douyin, Browser Push, NBA Official Account...

As long as it is about the NBA news, almost all of the son's lore is the Blazers.

Wang Jianhua flipped through the report for more than 40 minutes, until the tea was a little cold.

Then he put down the phone and looked away.

He picked up the half-cooled tea next to him and took a sip.

Although he didn't like to drink herbal tea, he felt that it was a kind of enjoyment when he took a sip.

He leaned back in the chair, blew the half-cooled tea, and took another sip:
"Good tea!"

At this time, another physical education teacher walked in.

Seeing this scene, I couldn't help laughing and said:
"I'm talking about Lao Wang, how about your three and fifty yuan broken scented tea?"

Wang Jianhua laughed twice, shook his head and said:

"You do not understand."

The physical education teacher pouted:

"Cut, why don't I understand. My son is promising, and the breath of your father's breath is sweet. Look, it makes you happy."

Wang Jianhua did not shy away, nodded and said:

"I just have a good son, what's the matter? I don't agree? I don't agree with you, and you have one now."

The physical education teacher laughed:

"Serve! Why don't you accept it? The uppercase suit! When your son comes back from the offseason next summer, you should have a good table."

Wang Jianhua shook his head: "He still has to train in the summer, so how can he have time."

The physical education teacher shook his head and said:

"It's fine if you don't. But what the sports team leader said is to ask your son to help train the school team, so you can think about it. After all, it's not a bad thing. Don't be so stubborn."

Wang Jianhua shook his head firmly again:

"Even if he comes back, he will only have to go back to training after three or five days."

Seeing that the physical education teacher couldn't make sense, he could only sigh and shook his head helplessly:

"You have been too stubborn in your whole life. Give it to you, drink my authentic Dahongpao, and let you taste what is called a good tea."

Wang Jianhua took the tea leaves unceremoniously and said:
"None of you persuade me, it's useless."

He was actually still angry.

He offended many people because of his straight temper.

So when his son didn't call out, few people paid attention to him.

Now that my son is out, they all come together.

A dignified teacher, a model for others, actually also learns from those who are trending in the society.

It made him look down.

(End of this chapter)