Xu Damao, who is not reconciled to the courtyard

Chapter 5 Difficulty getting drunk

Seeing He Yuyu's dazed expression, these two brothers and sisters have no brains. How many years have they lived together? How can anyone know what's going on?

Anyway, it's okay to be silly, go drink.

"What are you doing? Let the three uncles wait for you. I don't see you when you are working, and you have to wait for you when you are eating. Why don't you go to heaven?"

"Hey, idiots say you're stupid, but you're not stupid at all! When you put eye drops on me, you didn't fall down once! Why did I go? I let the rain cover the steamed buns, and brought vegetables and a deaf old lady by the way. I'm going to have dinner together, what else did I arrange wrong?"

"Yes, yes."

"Da Mao, this kid has really grown up!"

"Knowing to be filial to the elderly is a good boy."

The three uncles scrambled to praise Xu Damao. When it came to the deaf old lady, no one in the whole hospital dared to sing the opposite.

The deaf old lady is a martyr of the army. "Husbands and sons" all died for the country. The country has taken it to the sanatorium several times without going, saying that she doesn't want to cause trouble to the country!
The old lady is a presence in the Commander-in-Chief's Mansion!Who dares to disrespect her old man!
Even "Jia Fei" said:
"Da Mao is really good now. Knowing how to take care of the elderly is a good thing!"

After everyone complimented, silly Zhu pouted and looked unconvinced.

"Don't praise me anymore, my face will turn red if you praise me again."

Hahahahahaha….

"How about we start?"

Silly Zhu said, "Come on, let's have a drink together."

Jia Fei said, "No, today when Da Mao opens a business, we must have three cups together!"

The third master said: "It makes sense. When you open the door, you should pay attention to Sanyang Kaitai. It's just right to have three cups at the same time."

The third master of the family is a scholar. When he said this, he pretended to understand what he knew and what he didn't understand, saying that it should be like this.

Silly Zhu asked another boring, boring.After all three cups together.

Xu Damao said: "Three uncles, it is said that the three of you should give the order, but can you let me say a few words first, just a few words, or I am afraid that I will lie down before I can say it for a while. ."

Hahahahahaha….

"Then let Da Mao speak first." The second uncle expressed his position first.

The first master and the third master also said, "Da Mao still needs to practice."

During the Chinese New Year, everyone sometimes drinks together. Almost everyone in the courtyard knows about Xu Damao's alcohol intake, at most half a catty.
"Then I'll overstep, just a few words."

"The first cup is to wish our motherland prosperity and become stronger and stronger!"

One word blew everyone away!Everyone usually drinks and brags, when did they start with the country?

This is too good. If there is a chance in the future, I will have to put on a facade, especially the second uncle, who is so excited that his face is twitching!
Everyone had their first drink.

Xu Damao said: "This second cup, I hope our factory will become better and better and more prosperous!"

Everyone has a second cup.

Xu Damao continued: "This third cup, may our compound be harmonious and healthy forever."

Although everyone doesn't know what harmony is, and they are embarrassed to ask, it seems that they have no level.

But Ankang understood, so everyone drank the third cup together.

Xu Damao went on to say: "For the fourth cup, I wish the three uncles all wishes come true, Brother Jia is in good health, and the more you stir-fry, the better!"

Everyone shared the fourth cup, and Jia Fei quit after drinking it.

"I said, Da Mao, you wish the three uncles all your wishes come true. Why do you wish me a healthy body? Do you think I am not healthy?"

"It's not Brother Jia. I heard from a friend yesterday that women are like wolves in their thirties and tigers in their forties. You are about to enter a dangerous time. I wish you strong, right? Only strong can you beat the wolf, tiger and leopard!"

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha…….

The three uncles are crazy with joy, and Jia Fei is also embarrassed. This meme is really a bit ahead!
Only the idiot asked with a confused look on his face.

"Xu Damao, what are you bragging about, there are wolves, tigers and leopards in these four and nine cities? Who are you scaring?"

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha…….

Only the idiot looked dumbfounded.

"The last thing, please allow and help the three uncles."

"What's the matter, Da Mao, ordinary things are nothing."

As for the three Zhengle, they agreed without listening to the conditions.

"That's it, from now on, don't I want to go to the countryside by myself to play movies? The road is too dark, I want to raise a dog, and go to the countryside with me in the future, so that I can strengthen my courage and protect me casually. The role of state property."

"Da Mao Si Jiucheng does not allow large livestock to be raised. It is estimated that this dog can still be raised, but how do you ensure that the dog will not bite the child? There are many children in our yard?"

the uncle asked
"Don't worry, sir, if you have a dog, I will take it everywhere. If I can't take it, I will lock the dog in the house and never let it have the chance to hurt the child!"

"That's all right, what do you two think?"

"I can see it."

"In the yard, it's fine not to bite the child."

The other two uncles have the shortest cannibalism, and this trivial matter should not make Da Mao embarrassed.

"Then I thank the three uncles!"

Next comes the drinking session. There is no good drinking order in this era.

So Xu Damao said: "I'll make a wine order, everyone can participate together, but they must be able to count."

"What kind of calculation, thousands of thousands of calculations, none of us can play."

"It doesn't need to be thousands or thousands, just 7 or multiples of 7.

For example, if the uncle calls you first, the uncle calls 1, we turn according to the sun, whoever goes down below, whoever calls 2.... "

Xu Damao told everyone about the rules of these seven changes.

Hey, everyone thinks it's fun, I've never played it before.

No one will admit that anyone is stupid.Adding multiples of seven, how simple it is, you will still be wrong.

So after a few rounds, the silly column lay down!

The three masters in the back lie down!
The first and second masters are also lying down!
Only Jia Fei and Xu Damao are left, still fighting for wine. Xu Damao has been dizzy since he started to drink, and his mouth went straight into the space, so he is now "the God of Bacchus."

After a meeting, Jia Fei drank it!
Xu Damao wandered around, went to the second uncle's house, and asked his children to bring the second uncle back.

When they went to the deaf old lady, they called on the rain, and the two took the silly pillar home, and then brought the uncle home, and casually took the uncle's steamed buns away with the rain.

Notify the third master's house and get the person away.

In the end, he called Qin Huairu to get Jia Fei, Xu Damao pretended to be drunk, and when he was fighting Jia Fei, he deliberately let go, Qin Huairu ran into Xu Damao's arms at once!

Xu Damao hugged Qin Huairu's arm and held it up.

"Brother Jia, you are amazing, look at your pectoralis major, how big!"

Turned around to the second uncle's house and asked for help.

Seeing that Qin Huairu didn't turn her face, she continued to pretend to be drunk, pretending to be in a full set, and performing a one-person mime at the house price.

The two children of the second uncle's family and Qin Huairu put Jia Fei on the bed together.

Qin Huairu's face was still red!After thinking about it, she said to her mother-in-law, "Mom! Xu Damao's family is gone, but there is still a lot of meat left. Do you want me to clean up the table of Xu Damao's family?"

White noodles are rare these days, and meat is even rarer.

Jia Zhangshi said: "You go quickly, I'll take care of Fei'er, you can help clean it up, take a look, are there any fried ones? You're so drunk that you won't remember anything tomorrow!"

"Okay, then I'll go help his house clean up. It's not easy for a man to clean up himself."

"Yes, that's it, hurry up, or it's time to go to the third master's house!"

(End of this chapter)