Three Kingdoms: From Yinlin to Great Wei Xiongzhu

Chapter 23 The birthmark of a long gun, the gun is like a dragon

In the bathroom, two huge wooden buckets filled with water and petals…

After the maids were arranged, they all left quickly.

Cai Zhaoji was not at ease. After checking the water temperature and cleaning equipment again, she also walked out slowly, handing over this space to Cao Cao and brother Lu Yu, and no one was allowed to step within a hundred steps of the bathroom...

After recalling the words of his brother just now, Cai Zhaoji can tell.

As meticulous as Cao Cao, with such an arrangement, there must be a reason for the bathroom talks...

Perhaps...it was simply to prevent the partition from having ears, so I chose to use it in the bathroom...

Or maybe it was this kind of "frankness" that could bring him closer to Lu Yu's younger brother faster and become a close friend who could talk about everything.

From Cai Zhaoji's point of view, there is such a saying in the market. Although it is vulgar, it makes some sense when you think about it - those who have gone through the window together, carried guns together, and visited prostitutes together are the real brothers...

In this way, the one who took a bath together must be the brother of the brothers.

At this moment, the pure Cai Zhaoji's mind changed sharply, and she didn't realize it!
...

Undress, get in the bucket, shower.

The heat rises, and in an instant, the smoke lingers...

After all, Weifu is the richest man in Chenliu, and even the cleaning supplies for bathing are readily available.

Bath beans, acacia, wormwood water, plant ash... These can appear around the bathtub, which is really high in this era.

Among them, "bath beans" are the most precious. They are made by grinding the pancreas of pigs into a paste, and then mixing them with soy flour and spices... Finally, they are naturally dried and used, which is equivalent to the "soap" before crossing. In ancient times, it could be regarded as "Hermes" in toiletries!

"Cough cough..."

Lu Yu soaked in it, coughed lightly, and closed his eyes helplessly, a good thing is a good thing, a bath is a bath... But, he couldn't be happy no matter what.

According to his thoughts, after staying in the "Wei Mansion", even if there is no sister Zhao Ji to accompany him to take a bath, there should be some maids and maids to serve.

It's better now, he was soaking in a wooden bucket himself, and Cao Cao was soaking in the wooden bucket beside him. The maid didn't see a single one, and when he looked up, he was a rough old man.

The picture is too weird to bear to look directly at.

"Mr. Cao, I'm sorry for the junior's blunt statement, the younger generation still likes a person when taking a bath... Mr. Cao is here, I'm a little..."

Lu Yu wanted to say, "I can't let go..."

After all, taking a bath with a generation of hero Cao Cao, this treatment, I am afraid that no one dares to write it in the time-travel novel, it is too ridiculous!

"Hahaha..." Cao Cao laughed. "It's all men, what are you afraid of? Hahaha..."

"Master Lu Yu has read a hundred volumes of books. Don't you hear that it is mentioned in the "Book of Rites, Inner Rules" that you should take a bath on five days, and take a bath on three days. In the meantime, face dirt, Pan Qing, foot dirt, and soup, please wash!"

Speaking of this, Cao Cao laughed again "Haha...".

only…

Hehe, Lu Yu said "hehe".

How could he not know that the ancients paid attention to this. The few sentences in the "Book of Rites" record the ancients, to be precise, the living habits of the ancients in the upper class, such as... a bath every five days, and a hair wash every three days. , In the middle, if your face is dirty, wash it with rice-washing water, and if your feet are dirty, use hot water bubbles!
To this end, Dahan also specially set up a statutory holiday called "Humu", which means that no matter how big the official is, you can take one day off in five days and go home to take a bath!
It is for this reason that the ancient people's desire to take a bath is the same as the modern people's desire to look forward to weekends and holidays. The thief is grand...

It's just that Lu Yu's mood is complicated!

Although it is said that according to historical records, Lao Cao's hobby is "a good wife", but in this situation, now Lu Yu is somewhat afraid!
Think about it, who else would be afraid?

...A normal person, who would invite you to take a shower and meet honestly for the first time?This is really out of the question!

Lu Yu is still closing his eyes, helpless, and smiling wryly...

But Cao Cao didn't know where to get a piece of woolen cloth. To be precise... This thing in the Han Dynasty was called "Beauty Boxing"!
There are two in total, about one foot and two inches long. They are made of "rattan", and the satin is filled with silk wool and spices to make a "fist".Well, in addition to beating the back and the shoulders, it can also rub the back...

This thing is more precious than bath beans, and it is a must-have artifact in the upper class.

Of course, this is not the point, the point is... Cao Cao stood up directly from the wooden barrel, and he held the "Beauty Fist" with both hands, and his dazzling body appeared in front of Lu Yu's eyes, and he looked at Lu Yu with a smile on his face.

"Come on, Young Master Lu Yu, stand up, and I'll rub your back!"

ah... ah...

Lu Yu was completely stunned. He had read a lot of ancient books, but there was no record... Dahan has the habit of rubbing his back.

The key is that Cao Cao took the initiative to ask Lu Yu to rub his back, which is even more bizarre!
your sister…

"Gong Cao...I...I am young, but my orientation is absolutely normal. I'm male, and I like females!"

"Turn over..." Before Lu Yu could finish speaking, Cao Cao turned Lu Yu around like an eagle grabbing a chicken...

Lu Yu's brain is smart, but his skills are not good, and his whole body is dull. Even if he puts it before crossing... A bag of rice can't resist the fifth floor. Where is Cao Cao's opponent?
Before Lu Yu could return to his senses, Cao Cao had already started rubbing Lu Yu's back...

Of course, just rubbing the back.

This time, Lu Yu's throbbing mood was finally calmed down. He muttered in his heart, Lao Cao, Lao Cao... You really belong to the ancients. The ancients used thousands of dollars to buy horse bones. Here comes the Gold Medal Technician!
But... your trick of "seeking talent if you are thirsty" can be considered ingenious, and it's really moving...

Both of us are like this. If I, Lu Yu, don't help you with any plan, Te Miao's conscience will be disturbed.

Lu Yu was muttering in his heart and enjoying it.

Not to mention, Cao Cao's back rubbing is quite comfortable, and his hand strength is not too small. It is definitely no problem to be a gold medal technician before crossing.

But... When Cao Cao rubbed the inner thigh of Lu Yu, his wrist was sure, and the "Beauty Fist" on his hand also stopped.

And his eyes were fixed on Lu Yu's inner thigh...

Uh…

This time, Lu Yu was stunned!

What the hell is Lao Cao staring at his inner thigh?

Even if I, Lu Yu, are talented, I'm not leaving it for you, a big man...

However, Lu Yu didn't dare to speak... For fear, Cao Cao picked him up like an eagle catching a chicken.

The weird atmosphere lasted for half an hour...

Finally, Cao Cao spoke up.

"Not bad!"

After looking carefully for a long time, a long spear birthmark spread out on the inside of Lu Yu's right leg.

Cao Cao nodded again with deep meaning, his tone trying to maintain a calm tone.

"Not bad…"

Uh…

At this moment, Lu Yu was completely speechless.

not bad?
Well, your second uncle!
Lu Yu doesn't like men complimenting.

Haha... I knew you were such a person, Lao Cao, I just went to vote for that mat weaving peddler, who broke his leg all his life... and he didn't come to vote for you...

Of course, how did Lu Yu know at this moment that the flames in Cao Cao's heart were about to come out. If he hadn't deliberately suppressed it, he would have hugged Lu Yu!

found, found...

For 15 years, he finally found the son of Cao Cao and Lu's daughter!
The handsome young man in front of him is... Cao Cao's eldest son who has been lost for 15 years!

His surname is not Lu, his surname is Cao... His surname is Cao... His name is Cao Yu!
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(End of this chapter)