After crossing, I was dragged by the bamboo horse and became a queen

Chapter 29 About Early Childhood Education...

On this day, Xiao Jingheng accepted the new popular science of language from the Internet age again, and learned about "face dog", "licking dog", "manual dog head", "stunned dog", "turtle turtle" and so on related to small animals The great vocabulary of , including "rua" and "shit shovel officer", "big orange is the most important", "there is cat cake" and other difficult to explain proper nouns.

Xiao Jingheng learns very quickly, and quickly uses pure nature. For example, he also began to call himself Yangou, because Shangguanjing he likes is also a beauty ceiling in his eyes.

"I don't know!" Shangguanjing expressed disdain for this: "When you go back to your parents' house with me and see my eldest sister, you will know what level of frog at the bottom of the well is.

"No, Sister Jing is just beautiful." Xiao Jingheng said stubbornly: "There are so many beauties in our family, and no one is more beautiful than Sister Jing."

"Don't open your eyes and talk nonsense." Shangguanjing curled her lips, expressing that she did not accept Xiao Jingheng's flattery: "Your father's wives, big and small, are really beautiful, and there are beauties of all styles. Especially It's Concubine Xu, and there's a beautiful woman in a light green dress, she's so pretty!"

"Light green..." Xiao Jingheng tilted his head and thought for a while: "Sister Jing should be talking about Concubine Lin, she is Concubine Lin's cousin. Concubine Xu and her are deadly enemies."

"The imperial concubine's cousin?" Shangguan Jing was taken aback for a moment: "No wonder she is so beautiful."

"Concubine Lin is also very favored in the palace." Xiao Jingheng replied: "The fourth and sixth princes born to Concubine Lin are also very favored. I heard from my aunt that they seem to be favored more than the fifth prince of the Empress!"

"How many sons does the emperor have?" Shangguanjing asked curiously.

"There are only four alive now," Xiao Jingheng replied, "The second prince, the fourth prince, the fifth prince and the sixth prince. The sixth prince is a little younger than me."

"Only four?" Shangguanjing raised his eyebrows: "Compared to your father and king, that's really few. I don't even know how many children in your father's big house are gathered together in a mess."

"My father has eleven sons and four daughters." Xiao Jingheng replied, "But next year, maybe there will be more brothers and sisters. Last year, my father hired two new concubines."

"Scumbag!" Shangguan Jing pouted disdainfully.

"What is a scumbag?" Xiao Jingheng asked when he didn't understand, with a very good learning attitude.

"Just like your father." Shangguanjing replied: "Eat what's in the bowl and watch what's in the pot. If you are not satisfied with having a wife, you have to marry a lot of concubines and concubines. This is a marriage Your betrayal! Don’t follow your father’s example in the future. Marriage is a contract and a promise. Betrayal is a matter of principle and cannot be forgiven. Based on the scumbag of your father and a woman, if I were your mother and concubine , I have been with him for a long time."

"I will never do this in the future." Xiao Jingheng was startled, and immediately shook his head like a rattle: "I can't reconcile, I won't be like my father, sister Jing, you must believe me."

"Pfft..." Shangguanjing couldn't help but burst into laughter: "You are a child, what are you worrying about and divorce! We still can't tell what happened to our joking marriage."

"I can't say it clearly, I can say it clearly." Xiao Jingheng looked anxious, grabbed Shangguan Jing's sleeve and didn't let go: "Sister Jing is my wife, and Mingmi is married. Although she didn't go to church, I will make up for you when I grow up. . Anyway, we can't reconcile."

"Okay, okay!" Shangguanjing laughed so much that her stomach hurt: "A few years old, you know what a marriage is. I said, do you know what marriage is? You have said enough now, when you grow up, you will I like the girl, what should I do if I regret it?"

"Who can be better than Sister Jing!" Xiao Jingheng looked stubborn and persistent: "I just like Sister Jing. Sister Jing promised me that she would never leave me alone in the future.

"Okay! Okay!" Shangguan Jing, who had a child's body and adult skin, patted Xiao Jingheng's little head with a smile and coaxed: "Don't worry, I will never break my promise, and I will never leave you alone. We will never leave, you will talk later. Is it okay? You know what you like and don't like at a young age..."

Xiao Jingheng, who was perfunctory, was very dissatisfied with Shangguanjing's tone of coaxing children, but a promise that was not serious was a promise. The little boy nodded sensible, and did not complain about Shangguanjing's attitude, but reached out and pulled out a piece of paper, asking Shangguan Write him a guarantee letter.

"You kid, why are you being so serious?" Shangguanjing said with tears in her eyes, "Don't you believe me? I said I won't leave you alone, I can definitely do it, why write it down? What a waste of paper. ."

"Then write it down." Xiao Jingheng replied very stubbornly: "I don't know who keeps our wedding stickers, it's probably at the father's place. But the same is true for me holding the documents written by Sister Jing. It doesn't matter, as long as Sister Jing acknowledges the account."

"Alas!" Shangguan Jing rolled his eyes to the sky and reluctantly took the paper and pen from Xiao Jingheng's hand.Xiao Xiaobaozi is only an eight-year-old child, why she is an adult competing with children, she just writes.

The letter of guarantee was written in full accordance with Xiao Xiaobaozi's opinion. It was a cliché of guarantees that he would never leave or abandon him. Xiao Jingheng had already added all the promises that a child could remember.He not only asked Shangguanjing to write a letter of guarantee according to his intentions, but also wrote a copy of the letter that he planned to give to Shangguanjing for collection based on the principle of fairness.

In Xiao Jingheng's own letter of guarantee, the words "never be a scumbag" were written clearly. After Shangguan Jing read it, he almost laughed off his chin.

"Sure enough!" Shangguan Jing smiled and flicked the guarantee letter: "Ideological and moral education needs to be grasped from an early age. The social environment is not good, and education has to keep up."

"What?" Xiao Jingheng didn't understand.

"It's nothing." Shangguan Jing shook his head with a smile: "I'm praising you for being a good boy. At such a young age, you have the consciousness not to be a scumbag."

"I won't do anything that Sister Jing doesn't like." Xiao Jingheng immediately puffed out her thin and small breasts, looking like she made a serious promise.

Shangguanjing held the guarantee letter that was still wet with ink and turned it around three times. In the end, Xiao Jingheng folded the guarantee letter carefully and received the bottom layer of Shangguanjing's jewelry box.

"Sister Jing should keep what I wrote, and I will also keep what Sister Jing wrote." The child urged seriously, "Don't lose it."

"It doesn't matter if you lose it." Shangguanjing replied, "I trust you, it doesn't really matter whether you have a guarantee or not."

"No!" Xiao Jingheng covered the jewelry box with his own hands, and emphasized it again: "It must not be lost."

(End of this chapter)