After crossing, I was dragged by the bamboo horse and became a queen

Chapter 392 The so-called elixir

"Sister, don't be in a hurry!" Shangguanjing turned around in a hurry, and pushed Shangguanyuan back on the chair: "I'm serious. I woke up early this morning and wanted to discuss with you. "

"Serious business?" Shangguan Yuan didn't know what to say.Be harsh on your little sister... I can't bear it.

But what my sister said really challenged her bottom line.What kind of serious business is the relationship between the emperor and the eldest sister? ! !
"This is really a serious matter," Shangguan Jing replied with a smile: "And it's a political matter. Think about it, sister. The emperor is in his 50s this year. Among the women in the harem, only Zhou Baolin is pregnant and Jing Heng is the only son. If this is a real comparison, he is not as good as Lin Taiwei, who is sick all the time. Lin Taiwei's eighteen concubines gave birth to a large group of daughters, and Lin Sixing was born in his 50s. He is 70 years old this year, and the old man is still energetic every day The hale and hearty court is just asking for sick leave every now and then. Sister, tell me, will the emperor envy Lin Taiwei's level of health preservation?"

Shangguan Yuan was taken aback for a moment, looking at Shangguan Jing without saying a word.Shangguan Jing said with a smile again: "I think, the older this person is, the more he is afraid of death. Didn't I occasionally visit the Taiwei's mansion before entering the palace? Mrs. Lin and Lin Sixing told me that Lin Taiwei, in order to preserve his health, No matter how busy you are, you need to sit quietly for a quarter of an hour every day and walk [-] steps after meals."

From things in the house to health preservation, Shangguan Jing's words seem to be confusing and illogical. Shangguan Yuan couldn't understand his little sister's jumping thinking for a while, but Xiao Jingheng showed a clear smile, and he quickly responded to the clues in his wife's mouth. Connected in series, he quickly thought of what Shangguanjing wanted to do.

Even, Xiao Jingheng thinks farther than Shangguanjing, he has already thought of another matter through his wife's plan...

"Isn't that the way old people are?" Shangguan Yuan said in a daze, "It's the same in my family. My grandfather spends half an hour every day copying the Longevity Sutra to nourish his energy. It was obtained by the viewer of the viewer!"

"The owner of the Crane Feather Temple?" Shangguan Jing hurriedly asked, "Have you ever been to Su's house? Has my sister seen it? Looks like an expert?"

"Grandfather has always liked to discuss classics with people," Shangguan Yuan replied, "I have a lot of contacts with these people from outside the area. But I have never met the owner of the Crane Feather Temple, and I don't believe it. He is here." I'm not going to join in the fun either. I just heard from my grandmother that this temple master has a lot of experience in keeping in good health. He is in his sixties and looks quite young. He looks like he is only in his early forties. No."

"You're only in your sixties!" Shangguan Jing shrank back disappointedly: "Not old enough, not convincing."

"Huh?" Shangguan Yuan was even more confused: "Isn't 60 old enough?"

"Then Jing'er, tell me, what kind of person do you think is suitable?" Xiao Jingheng asked with a clear heart.

"It's at least eighty years old and looks hale and hearty," Shangguan Jing immediately described the ideal image of an old liar in her heart: "I don't think it's unusual to have no gray hair. Some people don't have gray hair until they die, but their face is still full of wrinkles. , like old tree bark. So I think it’s best to be the kind of white-haired and childlike, flexible in action, and looks like a fairy, and the eloquence must be good.”

"It's really good." My wife Xiao Jingheng nodded quickly: "It's still Jing'er who thinks carefully. Such a person can be very convincing just by looking at it."

"That's what you say," Shangguan Jing spread her hands, "But who knows if there are such old Taoist priests or old monks near the capital. If not, then the next best thing is to find someone to visit the master of the Crane Feather Temple." .”

"It's so difficult." Xiao Jingheng smiled: "Just look for the kind of person Jinger wants. As long as you have white hair, youthful appearance, and boldness, those two are in line, and you can train others. As for age, I I think it is the least important thing. As long as his beard and hair are white, if I say he is eighty, he is eighty, and if he is a hundred years old, he is one hundred, even if he is only in his thirties?"

"You..." Shangguan Yuan couldn't help asking, "What are you talking about?"

"We are thinking about how to be filial to our father." Xiao Jingheng showed Shangguanyuan his trademark harmless smile, which looked particularly innocent and kind.

"That's right!" Shangguan Jing put on a cute face in front of Mrs. Wu Dinghou, and smiled at Shangguan Yuan: "Old men love to keep healthy, Lin Taiwei keeps healthy, and Su University scholars also keep healthy. Why can't the father keep healthy? We are filial piety." , recommend a few masters to enter the palace, to help the father maintain health, nourish Qi, and refine elixir."

"Elixir?" Shangguan Yuan finally realized Shangguan Jing's plan, and she raised her forehead unbearably: "You really dare to think about it."

"Sister, don't you think it's not good?" Shangguan Jing blinked: "Get him some beautiful pills, the ones that look golden or red, for psychological comfort, and then trick him into practicing Wu Qinxi or something. A little bit of a physical boost."

"I know what you mean." Shangguan Yuan couldn't help sighing: "The most important thing is, use this as an excuse to send people to the emperor. Let the emperor have one more person to speak for us."

"That's right! Fool!" Shangguan Jing slapped her hands: "Second sister is really smart! That's why I have to find a good eloquent person. Of course, the ideal state is that my father will believe whatever he says. But it's not so powerful. It's okay, take your time."

"An alchemist who has the ability to win the emperor's favor must also have some real ability." Shangguan Yuan shook his head: "It's not so easy to find."

"What kind of skill do you need!" Shangguan Jing replied with a smile: "Rubbing pills is not a high-level skill, and the apprentices in the pharmacy can know it. When you find a suitable person, find a doctor to make a prescription and put some to eat. The material is not bad, the kind is fragrant, if it doesn’t work, mix the ash from the bottom of the pot with ice flakes or something, the most diarrhea after eating. The most important thing is to look good, it’s better to make it golden or red, it looks very tall .”

"You'll have diarrhea if you eat it, who would believe your 'elixir'?" Shangguan Yuan couldn't help but support his forehead: "Aren't you afraid that the emperor will get angry and directly drag the so-called expert to behead him?"

"I'm just giving you an example! I didn't say that you really need to use the ash from the bottom of the pot to rub the pills. If you have diarrhea after eating the ash from the bottom of the pot, then you should change it to plant ash. I don't understand. Let the doctor decide when the time comes." Shangguan Jing He replied with a smirk on his face: "And I think it's not impossible to add a little bit of mild aphrodisiac. It can make him fierce in bed, and that's not useful! It can't be very useful."

　---Here is the dividing line of the scourge--
　　Wicked and harmful, it is Xiao Jingjing herself.She really planned to play a big trick to trick the old scumbag into alchemy.She really didn't have the slightest psychological burden to harm the old scumbag. She never thought that this old scumbag was now her sister's man.

　　Thanks to Yun Qingqing, Perak, and Tuantuan for their daily dried fish! !

　　
　
(End of this chapter)