Play Nice

Chapter 427 427: Condom Allergy (One More)
I don't want anything, it's a joke, how can he let his girlfriend support him.

Jingjian went back to the seventeenth floor. As soon as she entered the door, Ms. Lu turned off the TV. The corners of her mouth were grinning to the back of her ears, but she still had to pretend to be calm.

"came back."

"Ah."

To be a parent, you have to look like a parent. Ms. Lu was wild with firecrackers, and said seriously: "Yunyun is still young, you have to be more careful."

Xiaozhong was successfully upgraded to the cloud.

"I know."

Ms. Lu secretly rejoiced: God bless you, the second child is finally taken over!
It's not that she belittles her own son, it's Jing Jian's mouth that usually talks to girls, so poisonous that she wants to seal it up for him.The second straight male, do not understand women do not understand love!
Yun Yun is such a good boy that she doesn't dislike it. Ms. Lu plans to buy some fireworks tomorrow to celebrate.

"Mom," Jing Jianzhi said, "I need money."

Ms. Lu is in a good mood today: "How much?"

"500."

Oh, not for pocket money.

Ms. Lu got up, went to the bedroom to get a card, and gave it to Jingjian: "Here."

Jingjian took the card: "Why don't you ask me for money?"

"Just don't mess around."

Ms. Lu's rules for raising poor people are as follows: If Jing Jian wants 500, Ms. Lu has to tell him to play less games and less dye his hair, and pretend to be poor by the way, but [-] million means that he really has a plan.

My own son still has a number of his own, except that he likes to buy some skin and dye his head, there is no big problem.

"There are no classes in my senior year. I plan to start a business, and the team has already found it."

Ms. Lu asked symbolically, "What kind of entrepreneurship?"

"play games."

Jingjian University studied business administration, and in his spare time, he studied programming and animation.

Ms. Lu felt very relieved, clenched her fists, cheered with a smile, and hinted with her eyes: "Come on, try to earn a wife's book as soon as possible."

See the forehead.

The next Sunday, it was very hot outside, like a stove, and the pots of green plants raised on the balcony were scorching hot.Jing Qianqian was also greedy for the cold, lying on her body under the air conditioner, unable to get away even with kicks.

See you at home, and occasionally Jing Qianqian meows a few words lazily.

Fang Luming shouted on WeChat to open the black together.

As soon as Jing Jian entered the team of Fang Luming's group, he heard him groaning and complaining: "I only wanted to go to my house to sleep after dating me for a day. Do I look so thirsty, sir?"

Yang Qingchi answered with little interest: "Aren't you hungry?"

"roll."

"And then? Go to bed?"

Fang Luming said in a tone of aversion to the cold: "how is it possible, my brother can't even lie down in my bed, of course it's divided."

Fang Luming's girlfriend was handed over just last week. According to him, the girls admired him and liked the same yogurt as him.

So Fang Luming agreed to the girl's pursuit.He made girlfriends like he was playing, and when he was exaggerating, he changed them every three days.

sleeping girl?

No, he doesn't want to sleep, he just plays.

Whisper a secret, playboy Fang Xiaoye is allergic to condoms.

He was too skinny when he was a child, and he used condoms as balloons to blow up, and his face swelled into a pig's head after blowing.His mother said, if you don't go to sterilization, you can only sleep with your future wife, and then you have to marry, but he doesn't want to get married now, he hasn't had enough fun, and he doesn't want to get sterilized!
Far away.

Fang, who is allergic to condoms: "I'm still missing someone."

Yang Qingchi: "Please pull Dong."

"Please don't be online."

Shang Qingdong was seeing a psychiatrist recently and barely socialized.

"I'll pull someone." Jing Jian informed, and then pulled Zhong Yun in.

Fang Luming glanced at id: a mysterious woman.He recognized this id, and he had pulled it once before.

"Isn't this the mysterious younger sister?" As long as it was a girl between [-] and [-] years old, it was Fang Luming's "sister".

Zhong Yunyun was a little nervous, and there was a voice in his ear: "Don't mess around, my girlfriend."

Fang Luming was shocked: "I'm so stupid, Jingjing saw that you actually got off the list?!"

People who are not good at reading will only say "I'm grass" when expressing excitement.

Don't blame Fang Luming for making a fuss, Jingjian is usually the master of Mie Zui, relying on his good voice and good skills. When playing games, he doesn't know how many soft girls who pester him and call him brother, and when has he dealt with it.

He actually made a girlfriend without saying a word!
Fang Luming, who had just broken up, felt betrayed, and he wanted to say "I'm sloppy" again. Jingjianyou's warning voice came from the earphone: "Be careful when you speak, don't swear."

Oh, it's amazing to have a girlfriend, right?

Fang Luming planned to find another one tomorrow. He remembered that there was another Internet celebrity sister who said that she worshipped him.

"Cloud."

"Ah."

Jingjian introduced to his girlfriend: "The one who swears is an unfamiliar friend of mine, Fang Luming. The other is my classmate, Yang Qingchi."

Unfamiliar friend: "..."

"My girlfriend," Jing Jian's tone was brisk, obviously dazzling, "Zhong Yunyun."

Zhong Yunyun greeted cautiously: "Hello."

Although Jingjian is a dog, Fang Luming has always been a gentleman to girls: "Hello, brother and sister."

Zhong Yun was too embarrassed to make a sound.

Yang Qingchi spoke very little today: "I'm starting the game."

Games start.

Jing Jian Kai's teammate Mai: "You follow me."

Zhong Yunyun: "Okay."

She followed Jingjian to G port.

Fang Luming asked where Yang Qingchi was going, but Yang Qingchi didn't say a word. Fang Luming jumped by himself, very close to Jingjian.

When searching for supplies, Jing Jian said, "If you're missing anything, tell me."

Fang Luming, who is used to asking for winter milk: "I'm short of first aid kits."

"I didn't ask you."

"..."

Zhong Yunyun whispered: "M416." She has pink skin on this gun.

Jing Jian threw the M416 and the bullet on the ground and asked Zhong Yun to pick it up.

"There are gunshots." Zhong Yunyun said.

Jing sees it and hears it: "It's a man-machine, you go and fight it."

Of course, he will follow Zhong Yun.

Sometimes in the game, there are those cunning and cunning people who deliberately imitate the sound of human machine guns to trick the enemy. Jing Jian himself has done this.

But this man is real.

Zhong Yunyun was super excited: "I hit it!"

Jing. Vicious straight man. Jian praised his girlfriend: "Well, not bad."

Fang Luming: "..." He should be at the bottom of the car, "Qingchi, hurry up and take me away!"

Yang Qingchi ignored him.

When the circle at the back got smaller and smaller, Yang Qingchi came over to meet.

When Zhong Yunyun was licking the bag, he was hit by someone.

Jingjian went to help her up: "Qingchi, help me watch."

He asked Yang Qingchi to guard the clock cloud, and went out by himself, chasing the man who shot at Zhong cloud, and he didn't kill him on purpose, he just played with him.

This is not playing a game, this is clearly butchering a dog.

"Oh, I didn't know who it was at the beginning, saying that dating was a waste of time, and there was no game fragrance."

In Fang Luming's jokes, Jing Jian won the last head.

After winning this round, Yang Qingchi was out of shape the whole time.Zhong Yunyun took three heads for the first time, one of them was a man-machine, and the other two were obtained with the assistance of Jingjian.

Zhong Yun finally felt the thrill of competitive games.

After finishing the game, Zhong Yunyun sent a message to Jing Jian.

Zhong Mystery: 【See the scene and see the scene】

Zhong Mystery: [Why are you so kind to me]

Bell Mystery: [Happy] GIF
Jingjian: [Girlfriend Welfare]

Zhong Mystery: [Hee Hee] GIF
She has a lot of emojis, which were shared by Shang Lingling.

Jing Jian: [I used to treat you badly? 】

The mysterious side of the clock shows that it is typing, and has been typing.

A small group at the university was met at Art View.Qiao Liangna: [Will you come to the pool next weekend? @ Jingjian]

Jing Jian: [do not go]

Qiao Liangna: [Come on, Yang Qingchi will also come]

Jing Jian: [He is single, I am not]

Yang Qingchi: [Go to death]

Jing Jian directly withdrew from the group.

He sent it to Yang Qingchi alone: ​​[Why are you going to the swimming party? 】

Yang Qingchi doesn't like to play, especially with the opposite sex.

Yang Qingchi: [Don't play around, Chai Qiu doesn't care]

Jing Jian: [You are really promising]

Jingjian exited the dialog with Yang Qingchi, clicked on Zhongyun, and she was still typing.

He took the key and went to the second floor.

Jing Qianqian raised her eyelids gracefully: Oh, human.It defies.

Zhong Yunyun came to open the door, saw Jingjian, came out immediately, and closed the door, Yao Lingsuo and An An were both at home, she was embarrassed to let them see.

"Tell me," Jing Jian leaned against the wall calmly, his black T-shirt lining his skin even colder, "Why did I treat you badly before?"

"You always scold me for vegetables." No one is willing to admit that she is a chicken, and a chicken like Zhong Yun has her last stubbornness.

Jing Jian laughed and ruffled her hair: "Then let me make up for it?" The straight man has come to his senses, "Girlfriend, do you want to go on a date?"

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　　Fang Dogtou: What kind of terrier is this!I don't do it!

　　Mr. Gu: [manual ligation] GIF
　　
　
(End of this chapter)