The heavens begin from the golden years
Chapter 412 Yuan Xudong finally has a commander
Chapter 412 Yuan Xudong finally has a commander
The next night, the bright moonlight was reflected on the surface of the sparkling Bianhe River.On the bank of the river, Ouyang Xu was following his father-in-law Gao Hu respectfully with his waist down, listening carefully to Gao Hu's teachings.He just came back from the banquet with Gao Hu. During the whole banquet, Gao Hu was very dissatisfied with his performance. He didn't have the integrity of a scholar at all. Like a villain, he is a Jinke Tanhua, and he is the son-in-law of the Gao family. This behavior is completely inconsistent with his identity. It is a shame to Gao Hu, and makes his colleagues see the joke for nothing .
Gao Hu walked on the stone bridge, dissatisfied:
"When you were toasting just now, your waist was too low. You are the son-in-law of my Gao family. Those who flatter will be cast aside."
Knowing that Gao Hu was very dissatisfied with his performance tonight, Ouyang Xu hurriedly said respectfully:
"I will ask Master Taishan to teach you more in the future!"
"I'm not finished yet!"
Gao Hu turned around and glanced at the respectful Ouyang Xu, and asked:
"Where do you want to go when Your Majesty sees that the appointment of officials is over?"
"My son-in-law is young, and he will all be arranged by Master Taishan!"
"Then go to Gongzhou. Gongzhou is close to Tokyo. After the three-year period expires, you can become a Beijing official!"
Gao Hu directly decided to say, upon hearing this, a trace of unhappiness flashed in Ouyang Xu's eyes, he kept bending over to promise again and again, so Gao Hu did not notice the unhappiness and resentment in his eyes, but continued to say:
"The wind can start at the end of Qingping, and a little bit can make people waste the officialdom. Xiao Qinyan, who is about to go to Beijing to pay homage to the prime minister, has won the trust of the officials and the queen, but he has been suffering from bad reviews from the imperial court. , it is because he is too flattering to the officials and the empress, those high-ranking ministers hate flatterers the most, and my Gao family is a relative of the emperor, you should pay more attention to this aspect!"
"Yes, my son-in-law would like to listen to Master Taishan's teachings and always remember them in his heart!"
"it is good!"
A group of people walked across the stone arch bridge, and Gao Hu, who was drunk, walked back home with the help of his servants. Ouyang Xu stood up slightly, and saw Gao Hu leave before getting up. At this time, Uncle De who had been following behind him With an unhappy face, he said:
"Officer, this high-level observation is too disrespectful to you. How can he decide the official position?"
"Okay, do you think I haven't been angry enough tonight?"
Ouyang Xu stared darkly at the sparkling Bianhe River, his voice was low, and Uncle De immediately shut his mouth tactfully. At this moment, Ouyang Xu asked again:
"Uncle De, how is the picture of the banquet?"
"Officer, this old servant has already sent someone to look for Mr. Ke Xianggong to change the painting. If there are no accidents, we will be able to arrive in Tokyo in three days!"
"That's good!"
Looking at the sparkling surface of the Bian River and the brightly lit boat pavilions on the river, Ouyang Xu narrowed his eyes slightly and murmured to himself:
"Ye Ban Tu, why do they have to get the Ye Ban Tu?"
Three days passed in a flash, and the "accident" that Uncle De said happened. The person he sent to find Ke Xianggong to exchange the night banquet picture did not rush back to Tokyo at the agreed time. At this time, Zhao Pan'er and others were stuck in the There was painting in front of the gate of Ouyang's house, and Ouyang Xu was so anxious inside the house that he asked:
"Uncle De, what do you think we should do now?"
Hearing this, Uncle De said with a confident look:
"Officials, please rest assured, the old slave has already arranged another method!"
"Another method?"
Seeing Uncle De who likes to make his own decisions, Ouyang Xu asked angrily:
"What are you doing behind my back again?"
"Officer, old slave"
At the same time, Zhao Pan'er and Sun Sanniang were sitting in the shade of a tree guarding the gate of Ouyang Xu's house, drowsy. At this time, He Si came over with a few local hooligans and laughed:
"You two girls, what are you doing here?"
Hearing He Si's laughter, Zhao Pan'er and Sun Sanniang were startled and woke up from their doze. They looked up at He Si's group of people. However, He Si also felt that Zhao Pan'er looked familiar, so he couldn't help asking:
"This little lady looks familiar to me. Have we met somewhere?"
"Yes!"
Zhao Pan'er finally remembered, she looked at He Si and smiled and said:
"Aren't you the dog leg of that stinky Chi Ya Nei?"
"Oh, she scolded me!"
He Si slightly opened his eyes and looked at his companions who had been following him in surprise. He was hired by Uncle De to drive away two women in front of Ouyang Xu's house. He didn't expect that one of them would be Zhao Pan'er, who took money from others. To eliminate disasters with people, He Si rolled up his sleeves and called his companions to drive people away:
"She still dares to win the ball from our Chi Ya Nei, brothers, beat her up!"
"What are you doing?"
Before waiting for the bluffing He Si and his gang to make a move, Sun Sanniang stood up from the stone steps suddenly, and took Ouyang Xu's family's broom across all directions. , Those few hooligans with no professional ethics ran away in fright, but He Si, the leader, ran at the back, was kicked on the ass by Sun Sanniang, fell to the ground, and immediately wailed loudly:
"The stinky bitch is beating a man in the street, help me."
Seeing that He Si still dared to call himself a stinky mother-in-law in the street, Sun Sanniang stepped on his thigh and beat his buttocks with a broom in her hand. Looking at He Si who looked like he was in mourning, Zhao Paner knelt down in front of him and asked :
"Tell me, did someone in the house ask you to come?"
Hearing this, He Si immediately nodded unyieldingly and said:
"That's right, there's a bad old man inside who gave me two pennies to come here, what do you want?"
Even though Zhao Pan'er was extremely disappointed with Ouyang Xu, she never thought that he would collude with local hooligans to deal with her. Thinking of this, she looked at Sun Sanniang and sighed:
"Sanniang, you're right. Ouyang Xu has really changed. Once this person becomes an official, his heart will become more ruthless, and his methods will become hotter!"
After finishing speaking, she turned to He Si again. She had never seen such a cowardly hooligan. Zhao Pan'er couldn't help laughing and said:
"Then what do you want to do, do you still want to find fault?"
"Wait for me to get up, I'm not finished with you!"
Looking at He Si who was trampled by Sun Sanniang and couldn't move, Zhao Pan'er looked at Sun Sanniang, blinked and smiled:
"Sanniang, click on his dragon and tiger's lair, so that he will never be able to have children in this life!"
"what?"
"oh oh!"
Hearing what Zhao Paner said about Dragon and Tiger Caves, she would not be able to have children in this life, Sun Sanniang was taken aback for a moment, and then suddenly realized that she acted as if acupuncture points, and took a big broom to randomly poke He Si's buttocks a few times. I don't know if he stabbed some acupoints, but He Si cried out, seeing his relaxed face, it didn't seem like he was in pain, anyway, it was quite strange, and Zhao Pan'er and Sun Sanniang were aghast at the sound. Han, the onlookers next to him were even more eye-opening. It turns out that men can also make such ecstasy screams, which is simply insulting to gentlemen!
Looking at the dead He Si, Sun Sanniang threw away the broom of Ouyang Xu's house in disgust. She kicked it twice and said intimidatingly:
"I have ordered your Dragon and Tiger Cave, and you will never have children again in this life!"
"What, I can't have a baby?"
There are three acts of unfilial piety, and the greatest thing is to have no offspring. He Si was dumbfounded when he heard that he would never have children again, and hurriedly begged for mercy and shouted:
"My lady, my lady, I can't do it. I have to have a child. I have to have a child to carry on the family line for the He family. My family has only three generations. I beg you, lady!"
Seeing He Si wriggling on the ground with his thighs merged like a worm, Zhao Pan'er and Sun Sanniang looked at each other, both holding back their laughter. Zhao Pan'er pinched his waist with his hands, tried to keep his pretty face sullen, and said:
"If you want to relieve the acupoint, do as I say!"
"Okay, okay, I will listen to my wife, I will do whatever my wife asks me to do!"
He Si hastily nodded and said, the sky is big, and he will be the biggest child in the future, even though he hasn't married a wife yet!
Seeing that the fool He Si really believed in the Dragon and Tiger Cave, Zhao Pan'er tried to put on a pretty face, and pointed to the yard of Ouyang Xu's house and told him:
"Take your people and block the front and back doors of his house. You are only allowed to enter, but not to go out. You are outside the yard, beating gongs and drums, and shouting that you will not pay back what you borrowed. The law is not safe!"
"it is good!"
He Si hurriedly nodded in response.
Not a moment later, He Si led those local hooligans to block the front and back doors of Ouyang Xu's house. The two groups of people shouted loudly while beating gongs and drums:
"If you have a loan but don't pay it back, the law of heaven is not safe!"
Zhao Paner and Sun Sanniang sat under the shade of the tree, looking at He Si and the others who were shouting with all their strength, Sun Sanniang couldn't help laughing and said:
"This fat man actually believed that I can tap acupuncture points. Men can't have children in the first place. He's such a pig-headed man. Hey, who did you learn these scaring moves from?"
"Of course it's Xiao Fan, he likes to scare people the most!"
Saying that, Zhao Pan'er took out a gold medal from her bosom, stroked it, wiped it and said with a smile:
"I don't know how he is doing now, when will he come back, to be honest, I'm really afraid of Ouyang Xu when he's not by my side!"
"What is Ouyang Xu afraid of?"
Hearing Zhao Pan'er said that she was a little afraid of Ouyang Xu, Sun Sanniang was puzzled and said:
"If you hadn't stopped me, I would have rushed into his yard long ago. If he dared to play tricks and didn't return your night banquet picture to you, I would throw him into the Bian River to feed fish and shrimp!"
"After all, he is a member of Jinke Tanhua, the No.3 of the first class, and an official. We are just ordinary people. If you really want to fight hard, it will only be a few of us who will suffer!"
Holding the gold medal Yuan Xudong gave her, Zhao Pan'er sighed:
"I'm afraid that Ouyang Xu knows someone who is an official. This is Tokyo City, at the foot of the emperor. If there are officials who come forward, we girls can't beat them!"
"fine!"
After hearing Zhao Pan'er's words, Sun Sanniang smiled indifferently and said:
"Young Master Xiao's father is also an official, or a senior official. Didn't he leave you a gold medal? If you meet an official who wants to find fault, you take out this gold medal, and they will definitely not dare to embarrass us!"
"I hope so!"
Under the scorching sun, He Si and a group of his men beat gongs and drums in front of Ouyang Xu's house and shouted:
"If you have a loan but don't pay it back, the law of heaven is not safe!"
Zhao Pan'er and Sun Sanniang also found time to buy some herbal tea and fruit to quench their thirst, so that they could keep shouting. The shouts came into the courtyard, and Ouyang Xu said angrily:
"Uncle De, is this your other arrangement?"
"The old slave is incompetent, the old slave is incompetent!"
Seeing that he messed up something again, Ouyang Xu was furious there, and Uncle De immediately knelt down on the ground and kowtowed.
Seeing that Uncle De was like this again, every time he messed up something, he would say "the old slave is incompetent, the old slave is incompetent!", Ouyang Xu was almost pissed off, and he couldn't count on Uncle De, so he figured out a way by himself. Can't wait any longer, this matter will be known to the Gao family sooner or later, he must find a way to transfer to another place as soon as possible, if he doesn't leave, he will be tortured to death by Zhao Pan'er sooner or later, thinking of this, his eyes darkened, and he looked at the kneeling Uncle De on the ground said:
"You can't let them continue to be so noisy, Uncle De, I'm writing a letter, you find a way to send it out for me, they block the front and rear doors, you can only get out through the dog hole in the yard!"
Hearing this, Uncle De said solemnly:
"Officials, don't worry, this old slave will definitely be able to get out!"
"it is good!"
In Chi Yanei's mansion, Chi Yanei, who was idle and bored, was fishing in his yard. Lu Wu waited beside him and said:
"Yamnei, my good sister went to Jiaofang to meet the errands. I heard that today the eight kings celebrate their birthdays, and they are entrusted with a performance of singing and dancing in the Yanan Building."
"Alright, alright!"
Before Lu Wu could finish speaking, Chi Yanei said impatiently:
"You will bring fifty people with you in a while, and when she comes on stage, applaud her from the audience and applaud her, and after she finishes singing, sprinkle a basket of money on her!"
"Yanei, can you send someone else?"
Lu Wu was reluctant to go and said:
"I can't get away now. We have a few carts of new leather goods arriving today. I have to collect them!"
"New leather?"
Chi Yanei looked at Lu Wu and frowned slightly:
"Shouldn't He Si take care of that skin? What about He Si? Where did he die?"
"He He."
Seeing Lu Wu's hesitation, Chi Yanei said impatiently:
"He what he, why don't you tell me quickly?"
"Yanei, do you still remember the girl who bullied you on the court last time?"
"Remember, what happened to her?"
"He Si was also bullied by her today. She also has an accomplice who is very powerful and knows acupuncture points!"
"what?"
After hearing Lu Wu's words, Chi Ya Nei regained his energy in an instant, and hurriedly pulled him out to walk:
"Go, go, take me over there to have a look!"
"okay!"
Outside Ouyang Xu's house, He Si and the others were still standing there, shouting with all their strength, "If you have a loan, you can't repay it, the law of heaven is not safe!" At this moment, Chi Yanei rushed over, interrupted He Si and asked:
"He Si, what are you doing?"
He Si looked up at Chi Yanei, and whispered:
"Can't you see? You're acting as a watchdog for someone!"
"Oh, you also know how to be a watchdog for others?"
Looking at the silly He Si, Chi Yanei hated iron for being weak and said:
"That woman asked you to be a watchdog, are you so obedient?"
"if not?"
"Then she told you to eat shit and you eat it too?"
"Eat!"
He Si nodded his head as a matter of course. Hearing this, Chi Yanei was taken aback, subconsciously took a step back, and said with disgust on his face:
"Did you really eat it?"
"Not yet, I mean if she told me to eat shit, then I would eat shit, but she didn't tell me to eat, then I don't have to eat, Yanei, why should I eat shit?"
"What's the mess?"
Looking at He Si who seemed to be talking tongue twisters, Chi Yanei said impatiently:
"Come back with me, don't embarrass yourself here!"
"You can't go, you won't be able to have children if you leave!"
"You have a wife?"
Looking at the chubby He Si, Chi Yanei asked in surprise.
"Not yet, they ordered my dragon and tiger cave. If I don't untie the cave, I won't be able to have children in the future!"
"Are you insulting my intelligence?"
Looking at the stupid He Si, Chi Yanei almost died of anger and said:
"You've heard too much about books, haven't you? She's not an expert. What acupuncture points does she know? Where did she hit you? Show me!"
"Oh!"
With that said, He Si turned around, pouted his buttocks and pointed at Chi Yanei and said:
"It's the one in the middle, Ya Nei, take a good look at it for me, why do I feel itchy?"
"I'll go to your uncle!"
Seeing that He Si dared to point his fat buttocks at him and say such disgusting words, Chi Yanei kicked him up and kicked He Si to the ground, then he rode directly on He Si's body and beat and scolded :
"You idiot, you are just insulting my IQ, right? You don't even have a daughter-in-law. What kind of child do you want? I don't even have a child. You just want to have a child?"
"Yanei, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, you don't love me, I have to love myself!"
As he said that, He Si lay on the ground and let Chi Yanei ride on him to beat and scold him, while still beating his gong and shouting loudly:
"If you have a loan but don't pay it back, the law of heaven is not safe!"
"His grandma, I'm so mad, I can't deal with Du Changfeng, and I can't deal with that woman?"
Seeing that He Si seemed to be possessed by a demon, Chi Yanei had nothing to do with him, so he kicked him twice, then looked at Lu Wu who had been following him all the time, and said:
"Within a stick of incense, if I want to know where she lives, go and find it out for me, why are you still standing there?"
"Yes!"
"If there is a loan, there is no repayment."
Chi Yanei stood by and looked at He Si and the others who were beating the gongs and drums. He was inexplicably irritable, and he couldn't help shouting after them:
"If you have a loan but don't pay it back, the law of heaven is not safe!"
On the other side, less than a hundred miles away from the city of Tokyo, a group of people in fresh clothes and angry horses, with flags flying, came galloping from a distance, raising dust all over the sky. The first to bear the brunt were Yuan Xudong and Gu Qianfan. Walking on both sides, galloping horses, high-spirited, behind in the middle is a jet-black stagecoach, guarded by dozens of black-clothed knights on both sides, it is Xiao Qinyan and his party who are returning from ancestor worship and preparing to go to Beijing to pay homage to the Prime Minister people.
For this ancestor worship, Xiao Qinyan had already decided to devote all the political resources of the Xiao family to Gu Qianfan and pave the way for Qingyun for him. The family business and land were handed over to Xiao Wei. The secret intelligence organization and the black guards, these people are all orphans that Xiao Qinyan has secretly cultivated for decades. A knife used by the queen to balance the government. He has offended too many people, ranging from three to five years, and no more than ten years. He will be dismissed by the officials or the queen, just like the current Mr. Ke Same, so, in the limited time in the future, he will pave the way for Gu Qianfan to be promoted.
When he returned to Beijing this time, he had already reached a settlement with Lei Sigong of the Imperial City Division (the immediate boss who wanted to kill Gu Qianfan, and the officer in charge of the Imperial City Division), and he used the big case in Jiangnan (Zheng Qingtian's private maritime embargo) to operate, Let Gu Qianfan be promoted to the fifth rank at the end of the year, wear a silver fish bag, and wear a red official robe. As for Xiao Fan and Xiao Wei, in Xiao Qinyan's plan, the two brothers are responsible for assisting their elder brother Gu Qianfan Gu Qianfan is responsible for protecting the two younger brothers.
I don’t know what Xiao Wei was thinking, but Yuan Xudong had other ideas. It’s nothing to help Gu Qianfan, the premise is that Gu Qianfan doesn’t want to kill himself. Xiao Qinyan doted on his eldest son, but Yuan Xudong didn’t care much about him. Gu Qianfan actually said that he wanted to be a good person, and he regarded those Qing schools who could only read dead books, open their mouths and shut their mouths to quote classics, as good officials. Taxes are pitifully low.
The most fucking thing is that these bullshit schools really think that they are good officials. It is only natural for them not to pay taxes, and it is only natural for ordinary people to pay taxes. They were framing Zhongliang.
Gu Qianfan, who was brainwashed, believed in this and joined the Imperial City Division for the sake of the Qing school. His hands were covered with blood and he was called "Living Yama". Those people" are all for the common people of the world, for the great Song court, etc. Yuan Xudong especially hates such stupid people, and if he stays with such people, he might "kill his relatives righteously" one day. You have no place to reason To be reasonable, I am extremely aggrieved!
(End of this chapter)
The next night, the bright moonlight was reflected on the surface of the sparkling Bianhe River.On the bank of the river, Ouyang Xu was following his father-in-law Gao Hu respectfully with his waist down, listening carefully to Gao Hu's teachings.He just came back from the banquet with Gao Hu. During the whole banquet, Gao Hu was very dissatisfied with his performance. He didn't have the integrity of a scholar at all. Like a villain, he is a Jinke Tanhua, and he is the son-in-law of the Gao family. This behavior is completely inconsistent with his identity. It is a shame to Gao Hu, and makes his colleagues see the joke for nothing .
Gao Hu walked on the stone bridge, dissatisfied:
"When you were toasting just now, your waist was too low. You are the son-in-law of my Gao family. Those who flatter will be cast aside."
Knowing that Gao Hu was very dissatisfied with his performance tonight, Ouyang Xu hurriedly said respectfully:
"I will ask Master Taishan to teach you more in the future!"
"I'm not finished yet!"
Gao Hu turned around and glanced at the respectful Ouyang Xu, and asked:
"Where do you want to go when Your Majesty sees that the appointment of officials is over?"
"My son-in-law is young, and he will all be arranged by Master Taishan!"
"Then go to Gongzhou. Gongzhou is close to Tokyo. After the three-year period expires, you can become a Beijing official!"
Gao Hu directly decided to say, upon hearing this, a trace of unhappiness flashed in Ouyang Xu's eyes, he kept bending over to promise again and again, so Gao Hu did not notice the unhappiness and resentment in his eyes, but continued to say:
"The wind can start at the end of Qingping, and a little bit can make people waste the officialdom. Xiao Qinyan, who is about to go to Beijing to pay homage to the prime minister, has won the trust of the officials and the queen, but he has been suffering from bad reviews from the imperial court. , it is because he is too flattering to the officials and the empress, those high-ranking ministers hate flatterers the most, and my Gao family is a relative of the emperor, you should pay more attention to this aspect!"
"Yes, my son-in-law would like to listen to Master Taishan's teachings and always remember them in his heart!"
"it is good!"
A group of people walked across the stone arch bridge, and Gao Hu, who was drunk, walked back home with the help of his servants. Ouyang Xu stood up slightly, and saw Gao Hu leave before getting up. At this time, Uncle De who had been following behind him With an unhappy face, he said:
"Officer, this high-level observation is too disrespectful to you. How can he decide the official position?"
"Okay, do you think I haven't been angry enough tonight?"
Ouyang Xu stared darkly at the sparkling Bianhe River, his voice was low, and Uncle De immediately shut his mouth tactfully. At this moment, Ouyang Xu asked again:
"Uncle De, how is the picture of the banquet?"
"Officer, this old servant has already sent someone to look for Mr. Ke Xianggong to change the painting. If there are no accidents, we will be able to arrive in Tokyo in three days!"
"That's good!"
Looking at the sparkling surface of the Bian River and the brightly lit boat pavilions on the river, Ouyang Xu narrowed his eyes slightly and murmured to himself:
"Ye Ban Tu, why do they have to get the Ye Ban Tu?"
Three days passed in a flash, and the "accident" that Uncle De said happened. The person he sent to find Ke Xianggong to exchange the night banquet picture did not rush back to Tokyo at the agreed time. At this time, Zhao Pan'er and others were stuck in the There was painting in front of the gate of Ouyang's house, and Ouyang Xu was so anxious inside the house that he asked:
"Uncle De, what do you think we should do now?"
Hearing this, Uncle De said with a confident look:
"Officials, please rest assured, the old slave has already arranged another method!"
"Another method?"
Seeing Uncle De who likes to make his own decisions, Ouyang Xu asked angrily:
"What are you doing behind my back again?"
"Officer, old slave"
At the same time, Zhao Pan'er and Sun Sanniang were sitting in the shade of a tree guarding the gate of Ouyang Xu's house, drowsy. At this time, He Si came over with a few local hooligans and laughed:
"You two girls, what are you doing here?"
Hearing He Si's laughter, Zhao Pan'er and Sun Sanniang were startled and woke up from their doze. They looked up at He Si's group of people. However, He Si also felt that Zhao Pan'er looked familiar, so he couldn't help asking:
"This little lady looks familiar to me. Have we met somewhere?"
"Yes!"
Zhao Pan'er finally remembered, she looked at He Si and smiled and said:
"Aren't you the dog leg of that stinky Chi Ya Nei?"
"Oh, she scolded me!"
He Si slightly opened his eyes and looked at his companions who had been following him in surprise. He was hired by Uncle De to drive away two women in front of Ouyang Xu's house. He didn't expect that one of them would be Zhao Pan'er, who took money from others. To eliminate disasters with people, He Si rolled up his sleeves and called his companions to drive people away:
"She still dares to win the ball from our Chi Ya Nei, brothers, beat her up!"
"What are you doing?"
Before waiting for the bluffing He Si and his gang to make a move, Sun Sanniang stood up from the stone steps suddenly, and took Ouyang Xu's family's broom across all directions. , Those few hooligans with no professional ethics ran away in fright, but He Si, the leader, ran at the back, was kicked on the ass by Sun Sanniang, fell to the ground, and immediately wailed loudly:
"The stinky bitch is beating a man in the street, help me."
Seeing that He Si still dared to call himself a stinky mother-in-law in the street, Sun Sanniang stepped on his thigh and beat his buttocks with a broom in her hand. Looking at He Si who looked like he was in mourning, Zhao Paner knelt down in front of him and asked :
"Tell me, did someone in the house ask you to come?"
Hearing this, He Si immediately nodded unyieldingly and said:
"That's right, there's a bad old man inside who gave me two pennies to come here, what do you want?"
Even though Zhao Pan'er was extremely disappointed with Ouyang Xu, she never thought that he would collude with local hooligans to deal with her. Thinking of this, she looked at Sun Sanniang and sighed:
"Sanniang, you're right. Ouyang Xu has really changed. Once this person becomes an official, his heart will become more ruthless, and his methods will become hotter!"
After finishing speaking, she turned to He Si again. She had never seen such a cowardly hooligan. Zhao Pan'er couldn't help laughing and said:
"Then what do you want to do, do you still want to find fault?"
"Wait for me to get up, I'm not finished with you!"
Looking at He Si who was trampled by Sun Sanniang and couldn't move, Zhao Pan'er looked at Sun Sanniang, blinked and smiled:
"Sanniang, click on his dragon and tiger's lair, so that he will never be able to have children in this life!"
"what?"
"oh oh!"
Hearing what Zhao Paner said about Dragon and Tiger Caves, she would not be able to have children in this life, Sun Sanniang was taken aback for a moment, and then suddenly realized that she acted as if acupuncture points, and took a big broom to randomly poke He Si's buttocks a few times. I don't know if he stabbed some acupoints, but He Si cried out, seeing his relaxed face, it didn't seem like he was in pain, anyway, it was quite strange, and Zhao Pan'er and Sun Sanniang were aghast at the sound. Han, the onlookers next to him were even more eye-opening. It turns out that men can also make such ecstasy screams, which is simply insulting to gentlemen!
Looking at the dead He Si, Sun Sanniang threw away the broom of Ouyang Xu's house in disgust. She kicked it twice and said intimidatingly:
"I have ordered your Dragon and Tiger Cave, and you will never have children again in this life!"
"What, I can't have a baby?"
There are three acts of unfilial piety, and the greatest thing is to have no offspring. He Si was dumbfounded when he heard that he would never have children again, and hurriedly begged for mercy and shouted:
"My lady, my lady, I can't do it. I have to have a child. I have to have a child to carry on the family line for the He family. My family has only three generations. I beg you, lady!"
Seeing He Si wriggling on the ground with his thighs merged like a worm, Zhao Pan'er and Sun Sanniang looked at each other, both holding back their laughter. Zhao Pan'er pinched his waist with his hands, tried to keep his pretty face sullen, and said:
"If you want to relieve the acupoint, do as I say!"
"Okay, okay, I will listen to my wife, I will do whatever my wife asks me to do!"
He Si hastily nodded and said, the sky is big, and he will be the biggest child in the future, even though he hasn't married a wife yet!
Seeing that the fool He Si really believed in the Dragon and Tiger Cave, Zhao Pan'er tried to put on a pretty face, and pointed to the yard of Ouyang Xu's house and told him:
"Take your people and block the front and back doors of his house. You are only allowed to enter, but not to go out. You are outside the yard, beating gongs and drums, and shouting that you will not pay back what you borrowed. The law is not safe!"
"it is good!"
He Si hurriedly nodded in response.
Not a moment later, He Si led those local hooligans to block the front and back doors of Ouyang Xu's house. The two groups of people shouted loudly while beating gongs and drums:
"If you have a loan but don't pay it back, the law of heaven is not safe!"
Zhao Paner and Sun Sanniang sat under the shade of the tree, looking at He Si and the others who were shouting with all their strength, Sun Sanniang couldn't help laughing and said:
"This fat man actually believed that I can tap acupuncture points. Men can't have children in the first place. He's such a pig-headed man. Hey, who did you learn these scaring moves from?"
"Of course it's Xiao Fan, he likes to scare people the most!"
Saying that, Zhao Pan'er took out a gold medal from her bosom, stroked it, wiped it and said with a smile:
"I don't know how he is doing now, when will he come back, to be honest, I'm really afraid of Ouyang Xu when he's not by my side!"
"What is Ouyang Xu afraid of?"
Hearing Zhao Pan'er said that she was a little afraid of Ouyang Xu, Sun Sanniang was puzzled and said:
"If you hadn't stopped me, I would have rushed into his yard long ago. If he dared to play tricks and didn't return your night banquet picture to you, I would throw him into the Bian River to feed fish and shrimp!"
"After all, he is a member of Jinke Tanhua, the No.3 of the first class, and an official. We are just ordinary people. If you really want to fight hard, it will only be a few of us who will suffer!"
Holding the gold medal Yuan Xudong gave her, Zhao Pan'er sighed:
"I'm afraid that Ouyang Xu knows someone who is an official. This is Tokyo City, at the foot of the emperor. If there are officials who come forward, we girls can't beat them!"
"fine!"
After hearing Zhao Pan'er's words, Sun Sanniang smiled indifferently and said:
"Young Master Xiao's father is also an official, or a senior official. Didn't he leave you a gold medal? If you meet an official who wants to find fault, you take out this gold medal, and they will definitely not dare to embarrass us!"
"I hope so!"
Under the scorching sun, He Si and a group of his men beat gongs and drums in front of Ouyang Xu's house and shouted:
"If you have a loan but don't pay it back, the law of heaven is not safe!"
Zhao Pan'er and Sun Sanniang also found time to buy some herbal tea and fruit to quench their thirst, so that they could keep shouting. The shouts came into the courtyard, and Ouyang Xu said angrily:
"Uncle De, is this your other arrangement?"
"The old slave is incompetent, the old slave is incompetent!"
Seeing that he messed up something again, Ouyang Xu was furious there, and Uncle De immediately knelt down on the ground and kowtowed.
Seeing that Uncle De was like this again, every time he messed up something, he would say "the old slave is incompetent, the old slave is incompetent!", Ouyang Xu was almost pissed off, and he couldn't count on Uncle De, so he figured out a way by himself. Can't wait any longer, this matter will be known to the Gao family sooner or later, he must find a way to transfer to another place as soon as possible, if he doesn't leave, he will be tortured to death by Zhao Pan'er sooner or later, thinking of this, his eyes darkened, and he looked at the kneeling Uncle De on the ground said:
"You can't let them continue to be so noisy, Uncle De, I'm writing a letter, you find a way to send it out for me, they block the front and rear doors, you can only get out through the dog hole in the yard!"
Hearing this, Uncle De said solemnly:
"Officials, don't worry, this old slave will definitely be able to get out!"
"it is good!"
In Chi Yanei's mansion, Chi Yanei, who was idle and bored, was fishing in his yard. Lu Wu waited beside him and said:
"Yamnei, my good sister went to Jiaofang to meet the errands. I heard that today the eight kings celebrate their birthdays, and they are entrusted with a performance of singing and dancing in the Yanan Building."
"Alright, alright!"
Before Lu Wu could finish speaking, Chi Yanei said impatiently:
"You will bring fifty people with you in a while, and when she comes on stage, applaud her from the audience and applaud her, and after she finishes singing, sprinkle a basket of money on her!"
"Yanei, can you send someone else?"
Lu Wu was reluctant to go and said:
"I can't get away now. We have a few carts of new leather goods arriving today. I have to collect them!"
"New leather?"
Chi Yanei looked at Lu Wu and frowned slightly:
"Shouldn't He Si take care of that skin? What about He Si? Where did he die?"
"He He."
Seeing Lu Wu's hesitation, Chi Yanei said impatiently:
"He what he, why don't you tell me quickly?"
"Yanei, do you still remember the girl who bullied you on the court last time?"
"Remember, what happened to her?"
"He Si was also bullied by her today. She also has an accomplice who is very powerful and knows acupuncture points!"
"what?"
After hearing Lu Wu's words, Chi Ya Nei regained his energy in an instant, and hurriedly pulled him out to walk:
"Go, go, take me over there to have a look!"
"okay!"
Outside Ouyang Xu's house, He Si and the others were still standing there, shouting with all their strength, "If you have a loan, you can't repay it, the law of heaven is not safe!" At this moment, Chi Yanei rushed over, interrupted He Si and asked:
"He Si, what are you doing?"
He Si looked up at Chi Yanei, and whispered:
"Can't you see? You're acting as a watchdog for someone!"
"Oh, you also know how to be a watchdog for others?"
Looking at the silly He Si, Chi Yanei hated iron for being weak and said:
"That woman asked you to be a watchdog, are you so obedient?"
"if not?"
"Then she told you to eat shit and you eat it too?"
"Eat!"
He Si nodded his head as a matter of course. Hearing this, Chi Yanei was taken aback, subconsciously took a step back, and said with disgust on his face:
"Did you really eat it?"
"Not yet, I mean if she told me to eat shit, then I would eat shit, but she didn't tell me to eat, then I don't have to eat, Yanei, why should I eat shit?"
"What's the mess?"
Looking at He Si who seemed to be talking tongue twisters, Chi Yanei said impatiently:
"Come back with me, don't embarrass yourself here!"
"You can't go, you won't be able to have children if you leave!"
"You have a wife?"
Looking at the chubby He Si, Chi Yanei asked in surprise.
"Not yet, they ordered my dragon and tiger cave. If I don't untie the cave, I won't be able to have children in the future!"
"Are you insulting my intelligence?"
Looking at the stupid He Si, Chi Yanei almost died of anger and said:
"You've heard too much about books, haven't you? She's not an expert. What acupuncture points does she know? Where did she hit you? Show me!"
"Oh!"
With that said, He Si turned around, pouted his buttocks and pointed at Chi Yanei and said:
"It's the one in the middle, Ya Nei, take a good look at it for me, why do I feel itchy?"
"I'll go to your uncle!"
Seeing that He Si dared to point his fat buttocks at him and say such disgusting words, Chi Yanei kicked him up and kicked He Si to the ground, then he rode directly on He Si's body and beat and scolded :
"You idiot, you are just insulting my IQ, right? You don't even have a daughter-in-law. What kind of child do you want? I don't even have a child. You just want to have a child?"
"Yanei, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, you don't love me, I have to love myself!"
As he said that, He Si lay on the ground and let Chi Yanei ride on him to beat and scold him, while still beating his gong and shouting loudly:
"If you have a loan but don't pay it back, the law of heaven is not safe!"
"His grandma, I'm so mad, I can't deal with Du Changfeng, and I can't deal with that woman?"
Seeing that He Si seemed to be possessed by a demon, Chi Yanei had nothing to do with him, so he kicked him twice, then looked at Lu Wu who had been following him all the time, and said:
"Within a stick of incense, if I want to know where she lives, go and find it out for me, why are you still standing there?"
"Yes!"
"If there is a loan, there is no repayment."
Chi Yanei stood by and looked at He Si and the others who were beating the gongs and drums. He was inexplicably irritable, and he couldn't help shouting after them:
"If you have a loan but don't pay it back, the law of heaven is not safe!"
On the other side, less than a hundred miles away from the city of Tokyo, a group of people in fresh clothes and angry horses, with flags flying, came galloping from a distance, raising dust all over the sky. The first to bear the brunt were Yuan Xudong and Gu Qianfan. Walking on both sides, galloping horses, high-spirited, behind in the middle is a jet-black stagecoach, guarded by dozens of black-clothed knights on both sides, it is Xiao Qinyan and his party who are returning from ancestor worship and preparing to go to Beijing to pay homage to the Prime Minister people.
For this ancestor worship, Xiao Qinyan had already decided to devote all the political resources of the Xiao family to Gu Qianfan and pave the way for Qingyun for him. The family business and land were handed over to Xiao Wei. The secret intelligence organization and the black guards, these people are all orphans that Xiao Qinyan has secretly cultivated for decades. A knife used by the queen to balance the government. He has offended too many people, ranging from three to five years, and no more than ten years. He will be dismissed by the officials or the queen, just like the current Mr. Ke Same, so, in the limited time in the future, he will pave the way for Gu Qianfan to be promoted.
When he returned to Beijing this time, he had already reached a settlement with Lei Sigong of the Imperial City Division (the immediate boss who wanted to kill Gu Qianfan, and the officer in charge of the Imperial City Division), and he used the big case in Jiangnan (Zheng Qingtian's private maritime embargo) to operate, Let Gu Qianfan be promoted to the fifth rank at the end of the year, wear a silver fish bag, and wear a red official robe. As for Xiao Fan and Xiao Wei, in Xiao Qinyan's plan, the two brothers are responsible for assisting their elder brother Gu Qianfan Gu Qianfan is responsible for protecting the two younger brothers.
I don’t know what Xiao Wei was thinking, but Yuan Xudong had other ideas. It’s nothing to help Gu Qianfan, the premise is that Gu Qianfan doesn’t want to kill himself. Xiao Qinyan doted on his eldest son, but Yuan Xudong didn’t care much about him. Gu Qianfan actually said that he wanted to be a good person, and he regarded those Qing schools who could only read dead books, open their mouths and shut their mouths to quote classics, as good officials. Taxes are pitifully low.
The most fucking thing is that these bullshit schools really think that they are good officials. It is only natural for them not to pay taxes, and it is only natural for ordinary people to pay taxes. They were framing Zhongliang.
Gu Qianfan, who was brainwashed, believed in this and joined the Imperial City Division for the sake of the Qing school. His hands were covered with blood and he was called "Living Yama". Those people" are all for the common people of the world, for the great Song court, etc. Yuan Xudong especially hates such stupid people, and if he stays with such people, he might "kill his relatives righteously" one day. You have no place to reason To be reasonable, I am extremely aggrieved!
(End of this chapter)
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