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Chapter 316 Small Theater VOL.3 Who Is the Real Man?
Chapter 316 Small Theater VOL.3 Who Is the Real Man?
Yuan Dongzhi was very satisfied: "It seems that today will be spent on the road."
Goodbye, boring playground.
If you go in my capacity, it's really a bit of a drop.
Finally no more embarrassment.
Yuan Xiao sneered in his heart, it was rare for him to live in a traffic jam.
He turned on the phone and started to operate.
For him who was once the world's top hacker, the road administration system of a city-state is as simple as climbing over the wall to watch prohibited action movies.
The phone makes a beeping sound.
Get the job done.
Soon, the cars on this road started one after another.
For no other reason, the road leading directly to the playground turned into a green light along the way.
The drivers who ran this road were so happy that they stepped on the accelerator and output crazily.
"Fuck, the traffic lights are broken again."
"Driving, what are you doing in front of you?"
"Beep-beep-beep-"
"Damn it, I'm going to call and complain!"
Drivers with all red lights on other roads rioted.
Yuan Xiao was in a good mood: "Look, sometimes people get on well, and everything they do is always on the go."
Dongfang Xiaoman smiled: "Oh, the country's road system seems very unreliable."
That is, it needs to be upgraded.
Give a few million, and I can guide you to upgrade it if you consider it.
The road was unimpeded, and the car soon came near the playground.
At a glance, there are huge crowds of people.
Although it is June, Rirenville has already entered summer.
Everyone is wearing short-sleeved shirts.
The cool dresses of the girls are very eye-catching.
Coming and going, the front and back are always convex, and the male compatriots turn their heads frequently.
Yuan Xiao sighed, what a group of people without concentration.
Unlike the deity, everything is clear with a sweep of eyes.
It doesn't matter which cup is which.
A group of vegetable chickens.
After Dongfang Xiaoman parked the car, a group of people got out of the car and walked towards the gate.
Amusement parks definitely need tickets, especially Children's Day.
In order to welcome the festival, the playground has offered various price-increasing packages very intimately.
That's the way to do business.
Yuan Xiao didn't care about this small amount of money. After repeatedly comparing the purchase method and coupons, he paid the fee.
Everyone is very happy.
After all, this is the largest playground in the country, and the facilities inside are still very rich.
However, it is crowded everywhere, and it takes a lot of waiting time to play sports.
Su Ye shook his head, he really had a brain twitch, coming here to bask in the sun in such hot weather.
Dongfang Xiaoman asked: "What do you want to play on New Year's Eve?"
On New Year's Eve, Yuan's eyes fell on the carousel.
"I'll take her to play." Dongfang Xiaoman looked at Yuan Xiao.
No way, little girls probably like this kind of stuff.
The three left to line up.
Yuan Xiao and Yuan Dongzhi looked at each other.
snort!
You can die.
"Winter Solstice," Yuan Xiaotuan raised his hands, "You also like carousels, roller coasters, and water curtain caves, don't you?
Also, for elementary school students like you who have not been severely beaten by society, gentleness is the daily standard. "
The corner of Yuan Dongzhi's mouth curled up a little.
Your Majesty, it seems that you have chosen this place as your underground palace today.
Very good, absolutely safe to send you back home.
"Dad," Yuan Dongzhi replied, "you specifically mentioned these items, maybe it's because some other items are not comparable to me?"
"So that's it," Yuan Xiao smiled, "How about we try a project that only belongs to men."
"Very good," Yuan Dongzhi was very satisfied, "Who is the real man, we will judge the outcome based on this."
Yuan Xiao + Yuan Winter Solstice (eyes flickering—Keng!!!)
"Try this," Yuan Xiao brought Yuan Dongzhi to a machine, he patted the machine, "The King of Fighters!
The pinnacle of fighting games, the standard equipment for men.
Back then, your father and I challenged the world's masters alone and achieved a hundred kills. "
What kind of beheading of hundreds of people?
Yuan Dongzhi shook his head, I am too lazy to make a move for mere King of Fighters.
Come on, the battle between men!
The two chose their roles.
"Hmph! Although it's a fighting game, it's also a man's passion," Yuan Xiao taught, "As your father, I really don't want to bully the younger.
but!
This is the meaning of early childhood education. Only by winning or losing among men can you grow up smoothly.
This is the setback education of love! "
Yuan Dongzhi was expressionless, holding the joystick with both hands.
Start!
"Papa-boom-boom-boom-"
K.0
The outcome has been decided, and Yuan Xiao was almost instantly killed.
Yuan Xiao: (⊙﹏⊙)
The winter solstice of the Yuan Dynasty was calm and breezy: "Thank you Dad for your love and education. I think you must feel deeply."
Unreasonable, Yuan Xiao said that there is definitely a problem.
In a previous life, he won the world championship in the World King of Fighters fighting game.
It is impossible to beat a primary school student.
Yes, system failure!
Definitely a system failure!
This one doesn't count, get another one.
The two came to a new place.
Yuan Xiao thinks it's time to show his father's majesty.
"Winter Solstice, as an excellent man, shooting a gun is a standard skill configuration." Yuan Xiao smiled.
Yes, there is no man who can't shoot a gun.
"So, in the next battle, whoever hits the most balloons will be the real man." Yuan Xiao handed over the air gun.
Yuan Winter Solstice: "..."
Air gun, 20 rounds in total.
The distance from the opposite balloon wall is five meters, and whoever explodes the most balloons is the winner.
Yuan Xiao looked at Yuan Dongzhi who was aiming with a gun, and he smiled.
In this game, the air guns are all adjusted.
In other words, if you rely on the sight, there is a high probability that you will miss the target.
In addition, today's wind is relatively strong.
The influence of wind speed, the calculation of gravity value...
Yuan Xiao went through it perfectly in his heart.
I'm sorry kid, let me let you know the importance of family education today.
"Clap clap-"
The two started shooting at the same time.
In the end, Yuan Xiao exploded 20 balloons with a hit rate of 100%.
Perfect.
"Wow!" the proprietress exclaimed, "This kid is amazing, he actually exploded 21 balloons!"
Yuan Xiao: "...Boss, you made a mistake."
20 bullets exploded 21 balloons. Did your physical education teacher teach you the mathematics of your deity?
"It's 21," the proprietress smiled. "It's a good luck. After one of the bullets popped out, it burst the other balloon."
Yuan Xiao was furious!
You are cheating, he can do this kind of skill.
but!
As a real man, how could he use such despicable and shameless means.
Yuan Dongzhi looked calm: "Ah, this is the so-called luck is also a part of strength.
Dad, it's no use just knowing how to shoot a gun, you have to hit the bull's-eye thoroughly. "
Yuan Xiao is angry!
Come again!
So the two began to race wildly.
Clamp the doll——Yuan Xiao loses.
Throwing the pot——Yuanxiao was defeated.
Simulated racing——Yuan Xiao lost wildly.
Resident Evil Victory Match - Yuan Xiao was 1 million points short.
……
In short, after a series of downs, he didn't win even once.
The winter solstice of the Yuan Dynasty means that this is very normal.
Under his ability of Vientiane Future, he has a certain degree of predictive ability.
In order not to be discovered, he just activated the billion-point ability.
It was enough for Yuan Xiao to drink a pot.
(End of this chapter)
Yuan Dongzhi was very satisfied: "It seems that today will be spent on the road."
Goodbye, boring playground.
If you go in my capacity, it's really a bit of a drop.
Finally no more embarrassment.
Yuan Xiao sneered in his heart, it was rare for him to live in a traffic jam.
He turned on the phone and started to operate.
For him who was once the world's top hacker, the road administration system of a city-state is as simple as climbing over the wall to watch prohibited action movies.
The phone makes a beeping sound.
Get the job done.
Soon, the cars on this road started one after another.
For no other reason, the road leading directly to the playground turned into a green light along the way.
The drivers who ran this road were so happy that they stepped on the accelerator and output crazily.
"Fuck, the traffic lights are broken again."
"Driving, what are you doing in front of you?"
"Beep-beep-beep-"
"Damn it, I'm going to call and complain!"
Drivers with all red lights on other roads rioted.
Yuan Xiao was in a good mood: "Look, sometimes people get on well, and everything they do is always on the go."
Dongfang Xiaoman smiled: "Oh, the country's road system seems very unreliable."
That is, it needs to be upgraded.
Give a few million, and I can guide you to upgrade it if you consider it.
The road was unimpeded, and the car soon came near the playground.
At a glance, there are huge crowds of people.
Although it is June, Rirenville has already entered summer.
Everyone is wearing short-sleeved shirts.
The cool dresses of the girls are very eye-catching.
Coming and going, the front and back are always convex, and the male compatriots turn their heads frequently.
Yuan Xiao sighed, what a group of people without concentration.
Unlike the deity, everything is clear with a sweep of eyes.
It doesn't matter which cup is which.
A group of vegetable chickens.
After Dongfang Xiaoman parked the car, a group of people got out of the car and walked towards the gate.
Amusement parks definitely need tickets, especially Children's Day.
In order to welcome the festival, the playground has offered various price-increasing packages very intimately.
That's the way to do business.
Yuan Xiao didn't care about this small amount of money. After repeatedly comparing the purchase method and coupons, he paid the fee.
Everyone is very happy.
After all, this is the largest playground in the country, and the facilities inside are still very rich.
However, it is crowded everywhere, and it takes a lot of waiting time to play sports.
Su Ye shook his head, he really had a brain twitch, coming here to bask in the sun in such hot weather.
Dongfang Xiaoman asked: "What do you want to play on New Year's Eve?"
On New Year's Eve, Yuan's eyes fell on the carousel.
"I'll take her to play." Dongfang Xiaoman looked at Yuan Xiao.
No way, little girls probably like this kind of stuff.
The three left to line up.
Yuan Xiao and Yuan Dongzhi looked at each other.
snort!
You can die.
"Winter Solstice," Yuan Xiaotuan raised his hands, "You also like carousels, roller coasters, and water curtain caves, don't you?
Also, for elementary school students like you who have not been severely beaten by society, gentleness is the daily standard. "
The corner of Yuan Dongzhi's mouth curled up a little.
Your Majesty, it seems that you have chosen this place as your underground palace today.
Very good, absolutely safe to send you back home.
"Dad," Yuan Dongzhi replied, "you specifically mentioned these items, maybe it's because some other items are not comparable to me?"
"So that's it," Yuan Xiao smiled, "How about we try a project that only belongs to men."
"Very good," Yuan Dongzhi was very satisfied, "Who is the real man, we will judge the outcome based on this."
Yuan Xiao + Yuan Winter Solstice (eyes flickering—Keng!!!)
"Try this," Yuan Xiao brought Yuan Dongzhi to a machine, he patted the machine, "The King of Fighters!
The pinnacle of fighting games, the standard equipment for men.
Back then, your father and I challenged the world's masters alone and achieved a hundred kills. "
What kind of beheading of hundreds of people?
Yuan Dongzhi shook his head, I am too lazy to make a move for mere King of Fighters.
Come on, the battle between men!
The two chose their roles.
"Hmph! Although it's a fighting game, it's also a man's passion," Yuan Xiao taught, "As your father, I really don't want to bully the younger.
but!
This is the meaning of early childhood education. Only by winning or losing among men can you grow up smoothly.
This is the setback education of love! "
Yuan Dongzhi was expressionless, holding the joystick with both hands.
Start!
"Papa-boom-boom-boom-"
K.0
The outcome has been decided, and Yuan Xiao was almost instantly killed.
Yuan Xiao: (⊙﹏⊙)
The winter solstice of the Yuan Dynasty was calm and breezy: "Thank you Dad for your love and education. I think you must feel deeply."
Unreasonable, Yuan Xiao said that there is definitely a problem.
In a previous life, he won the world championship in the World King of Fighters fighting game.
It is impossible to beat a primary school student.
Yes, system failure!
Definitely a system failure!
This one doesn't count, get another one.
The two came to a new place.
Yuan Xiao thinks it's time to show his father's majesty.
"Winter Solstice, as an excellent man, shooting a gun is a standard skill configuration." Yuan Xiao smiled.
Yes, there is no man who can't shoot a gun.
"So, in the next battle, whoever hits the most balloons will be the real man." Yuan Xiao handed over the air gun.
Yuan Winter Solstice: "..."
Air gun, 20 rounds in total.
The distance from the opposite balloon wall is five meters, and whoever explodes the most balloons is the winner.
Yuan Xiao looked at Yuan Dongzhi who was aiming with a gun, and he smiled.
In this game, the air guns are all adjusted.
In other words, if you rely on the sight, there is a high probability that you will miss the target.
In addition, today's wind is relatively strong.
The influence of wind speed, the calculation of gravity value...
Yuan Xiao went through it perfectly in his heart.
I'm sorry kid, let me let you know the importance of family education today.
"Clap clap-"
The two started shooting at the same time.
In the end, Yuan Xiao exploded 20 balloons with a hit rate of 100%.
Perfect.
"Wow!" the proprietress exclaimed, "This kid is amazing, he actually exploded 21 balloons!"
Yuan Xiao: "...Boss, you made a mistake."
20 bullets exploded 21 balloons. Did your physical education teacher teach you the mathematics of your deity?
"It's 21," the proprietress smiled. "It's a good luck. After one of the bullets popped out, it burst the other balloon."
Yuan Xiao was furious!
You are cheating, he can do this kind of skill.
but!
As a real man, how could he use such despicable and shameless means.
Yuan Dongzhi looked calm: "Ah, this is the so-called luck is also a part of strength.
Dad, it's no use just knowing how to shoot a gun, you have to hit the bull's-eye thoroughly. "
Yuan Xiao is angry!
Come again!
So the two began to race wildly.
Clamp the doll——Yuan Xiao loses.
Throwing the pot——Yuanxiao was defeated.
Simulated racing——Yuan Xiao lost wildly.
Resident Evil Victory Match - Yuan Xiao was 1 million points short.
……
In short, after a series of downs, he didn't win even once.
The winter solstice of the Yuan Dynasty means that this is very normal.
Under his ability of Vientiane Future, he has a certain degree of predictive ability.
In order not to be discovered, he just activated the billion-point ability.
It was enough for Yuan Xiao to drink a pot.
(End of this chapter)
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