Food starts with Mapo Tofu

Chapter 40 A Joke

Hearing these words, Chen Nian couldn't help admiring the girl's chicness.

"Are all folk singers like this?" Chen Nian asked suspiciously.

"No, it's purely because I'm poor. Those who are rich have already bought a house, and those who have a house are running around because they want to attend music festivals and appear on TV. I just don't care about it, so where do I want to go? where."

"Then you've eaten all the delicacies in Chengdu?"

"Not really, it's just that I can't stand eating too much spicy food, but your place is pretty good. The braised pork can be said to be the second best braised pork I've ever eaten."

"Who is the first?"

"can not tell you."

Therefore, Chen Nian did not continue to question.

"You are a singer, so what's your name?"

"Me? An Hongdou."

"The one with the red beans on the Linglong dice?"

"That's right, sounds good, right?"

"really."

"My name is Chen Nian, Chen Nian of the past." Chen Nian also introduced himself.

"The old one?"

"Uh yes."

The two were chatting, and An Hongdou extended his chopsticks to the dish next to him.

After serving it just now, there is a strange smell that has been drilled into the nose, as if something is broken.

"I'll try this. After you eat the braised pork I invited you, I'll try your dish too."

So, Chen Nian watched the other party pick up a piece of tofu, then hesitated, and finally put it in his mouth.

Immediately afterwards, the other party's face changed drastically.

Wow, he turned his head and spit it into the trash can.

"This tofu is broken!"

An Hongdou's mouth was open, but she didn't dare to close it, because she felt that as soon as she closed her mouth, she would feel that smell again.

Looking at the other party's actions, Chen Nian obviously felt sorry for the piece of tofu.

It took a lot of effort to marinate the dish, and all the ingredients add up to such a dish.

"It's not bad, it's steamed three odors, a Shaoxing specialty."

"How is it possible, it tastes bad when I eat it!" An Hongdou said while taking out her phone and searching the Internet.

After a moment.

"There is such a dish!"

"Of course." As Chen Nian said, he picked up a piece of stinky tofu one at a time, blew on it a little and put it in his mouth, then picked up a chopstick of rice and ate it in one bite.

An Hongdou just looked at Chen Nian eating so deliciously, and couldn't understand it.

"It's not bad?"

"Bad is bad, but stinky tofu has such a bad taste." Chen Nian said as a matter of course.

An Hongdou watched Chen Nian and swallowed it.

I moved my chopsticks, as if I didn't dare to try it.

Finally, he made up his mind, picked up a piece of stinky tofu, opened his mouth wide, and put it in his mouth. He didn't dare to close it directly, so he quickly picked out rice and put it in his mouth like old age, and then began to chew vigorously.

But because he was so nervous, he accidentally made a humming sound.

"Puchi." Chen Nian was a professional, but he couldn't help it.

"why are you laughing?"

"I thought of something funny."

"What's so funny?"

Chen Nian did not expect that An Hongdou would still ask insistently.

As the saying goes, if you fabricate a lie, you must use countless lies to cover it up.

But Chen Nian couldn't say clearly that he was laughing at the other party's yelling just now, so he took out the joke that he had kept at the bottom of the box since he was a child.

Although Chen Nian knows that this joke may not be very funny to most people.

But Chen Nian did laugh from childhood to adulthood.

"Once upon a time in the big forest, there was a little bear and a little rabbit who were good friends." Chen Nian said slowly, but just after finishing the first sentence, he suddenly only listened to the other side.

There was a "puchi".

I saw An Hongdou covering her mouth firmly, her body trembling: "Hahahaha, little bear and little rabbit are good friends, they are actually good friends."

Chen Nian: "???"

what's the situation?
Chen Nian originally thought that her laughing point was very low, but why did she laugh like this when she just started talking.

It was hard to wait for the other party to stop a little bit.

Chen Nian had no choice but to continue: "One day, they will meet together to take a shit."

"Pfft hahaha, shit. They go shit together, hahahaha. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to hahaha, but I just hahaha couldn't help hahahahaha!"

Vintage: "."

To be honest, Chen Nian has not yet reached the funniest moment of this story.

Shouldn't have laughed.

but
Laughter is contagious.

Chen Nian couldn't help laughing when he heard the other party's non-stop laughing.

"Puchi. Hahaha, don't laugh, I haven't finished talking yet, there is a little hahaha, little white rabbit. Don't fucking laugh hahaha, let me finish, there is just one Little White Rabbit, it’s not Little White Rabbit, it’s Little White Rabbit hahaha, yes, it’s Little White Rabbit. Hahaha, I beg you, don’t laugh. Really, Little White Rabbit finishes pulling first, and waits for Little Bear outside.”

Chen Nian smiled like a fool while being infected by the other party, and said with difficulty.

On the opposite side, An Hongdou seemed to be lying on the table with a smile on her face.

"Help. Rabbit has a small butt. Pull fast. Hahahaha sorry hahaha"

An Hongdou's stomach started to hurt from laughing, and she even realized that she might have said something that should not be said to damage the image of this person she met for the first time.

"Then Little Bear asked Little Rabbit, are you afraid of getting dirty?"

"The little rabbit said he wasn't afraid."

"Then...then hahahaha, the fucking bear picked up the little rabbit and wiped his ass!"

After finishing speaking, the two of them started laughing like thunder at the same time.

"Hahaha, help, someone help me. Wipe my ass hahaha" An Hongdou really wanted to control herself from laughing, but when she thought of wiping the bear's poop on the white rabbit, she felt disgusted and funny. Even at the end, An Hongdou's laughter became: "Goose Goose Goose Goose~"

After laughing like this for more than two minutes, both of them lay down on the table, finally waiting until the laughter stopped.

As a result, he raised his head, and the two looked at each other.

Another round of hilarious laughter!
I laughed on and off like this for about 20 minutes.

Finally they finally stopped.

Incredibly peaceful.

It's like entering the sage mode, except for some dull pain in the rib fork, it seems that nothing happened just now.

Then they began to eat in silence.

From time to time, he greeted each other awkwardly and politely.

After all, there are still a small number of people who suffer from social bullying. Just now, everyone's unanimous gaffe made the scene freeze.

After eating.

"The meal is delicious, and the money was given just now."

"Okay, thank you."

"No, I'm the one to thank you for eating such delicious braised pork."

"No, you are a customer, and I should be the one who takes care of the business. Thank you."

"No, no, thank you for leaving me your own food."

"Where is it, you gave the money, and I should thank you for earning your money."

"Words can't be said like that."

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