I'm an immortal in heaven

Not long after Heidan was taken away by the Ministry of Lei, Master Ren Hua, Shangshu of Xitianfu, asked General Lu Wenyong to send the news to Duanjie Mountain.

Hongqing Palace, Yuxing Palace.

After Fang Jian got the news from Lu Wenyong, he asked Lu Wenyong, "Do you have the document written by Heidan?"

"Yes." Lu Wenyong nodded and said, "I copied a copy on the Tongwen Tablet."

The Tongwen Tablet is a monument erected by the Taixuan Bureau outside the Four Heavenly Gates. The Tongwen Tablet is used to announce the decrees of the Heavenly Court and to display the documents and essays of the immortal officials.

In the past, if the gods and immortal officials had huge disputes and disputes about a matter, they would write their arguments into documents and submit them to the Tongcheng Academy, which would then display them on the Tongwen Tablet.

After Lu Wenyong handed the document written by Heidan to Fang Jian, Fang Jian only glanced at it briefly, and then asked Lu Wenyong, "Did someone from the Ministry of Lei take him away?"

Lu Wenyong nodded and said, "Yes, it was six Lei soldiers who came to take him away."

"Is there no Thunder General?" Fang Jian asked again.

Lu Wenyong shook his head and said, "There is no Thunder General."

Xiaotiangou smiled and said: "You never know how powerful my master is in the heavenly court. My master got the news as soon as the Lei soldiers who captured you left from the Leibu."

It turned out that the golden figure was Xiaotiangou. After Jianhe met him, Xiaotianquan looked at Jianhe with displeasure and said, "I heard that my brother was arrested by your Leibu. I want to ask about my brother's crime." What crime?"

When Heidan heard this, he immediately raised his head and replied: "A real man dares to act bravely. I did scold those people, and I scolded them very well."

"Then his words are poor, and he insults the immortal officials, which loses the dignity of the immortal officials." Master Guangting no longer insisted on adding crimes to Heidan, but stated the crimes clearly stated in Heidan's document.

Xiaotiangou nodded, and said: "Don't worry, brother, I'll see who dares to wrong you with my elder brother."

"You are good at discussing government affairs, insulting the heavenly officials, and denying the heavenly soldiers and generals. Don't you violate the rules of heaven?" Master Guangting said coldly.

After finishing speaking, Jian He said to Heidan: "You are a first-time offender, so I punish you to imprison Lei Ze for three months. This is the punishment amulet issued by the Ministry of Lei."

Heidan stood in the center of the hall, behind him were the six Lei soldiers who were in charge of detaining him.

'bang'

Heidan looked at Guangting Zhenren and said: "I don't read much, but that doesn't mean you can lie to me. Everyone can discuss the matter of Huaguangbao guns, why can't I talk about it? I'm talking about insulting the heavenly officials, this point Indeed, but Tiantiao did not say that immortal officials cannot insult immortal officials? As for denying heavenly soldiers and generals, this is even more nonsense. Anyone who has read my document will know that I am just using heavenly soldiers and generals as a metaphor .”

"." Jian He was stunned when he heard this. It took a long time for him to react, and then he said: "First of all, we are not Hongqing Zhenjun, nor are we judicial gods. We don't have such a transcendent authority. , or our Ministry of Leith has the right to punish those who are seriously suspected."

The Immortal Guangting on the side was anxious when he heard this, but there was nothing he could do about it, because Xiaotiangou had found a loophole in the sky, that is, there was no regulation for the demon species Heidan to become a demon as a dog. Calling is also normal, right?
So Master Guang Ting could only watch Heidan get off the hook, but he couldn't do anything to stop it, and of course he didn't want to go up and stop it.

Heidan rolled his eyes when he heard the words of Master Guang Ting, and said: "I just can't understand the appearance of those people. I wrote this document myself. I wrote the words and stamped it with my seal. , no one ordered it.”

Heidan was also a little depressed when he heard this, and said: "How can those people not be arrested for slandering Master Hongqing, but I will be arrested just for cursing a few words?"

Master Guang Ting frowned and asked, "Is this really the case?"

When Jian He heard this, he looked at Master Guang Ting with displeasure, "Real Master Guang Ting, this kind of accusation is no different from the literary prison."

"It's a dog." Jian He said.

"It's really not worth offending Zhenjun Erlang for a small fifth-rank immortal official." Master Guangting thought in his heart.

Hearing this, Master Guang Ting slammed the table, pointed at Heidan and scolded: "If you don't do it honestly, I will let you taste the punishment of Leibu."

Master Guangting's face froze, he heard the subconscious meaning in Jian He's words, that is, Zhenjun Hongqing also used this method, but it was for outsiders, and Zhenjun Hongqing never used this method for Tianting's own people treat.

"This..." Jian He blushed, and said hastily: "General Xiaotiangou is right, of course a dog wants to bark, and barking is not against the law."

"Impossible." Daoist Guangting said, "Even Master Hongqing can do it, why can't we?"

Then I saw a golden figure jumping into the hall, Jian He looked intently, then his face changed slightly, he got up and walked down the hall steps quickly and said: "General Xiaotiangou, why are you here at my Taiyi Leiting Division when you have time? "

"Hahaha." Hearing this, Xiao Tiangou was very happy, and then pointed to Heidan and said, "You are also stubborn, too sincere, and you don't scold people like that."

"Uh..." Jian He was stunned seeing this scene, even Immortal Guang Ting behind him was also stunned.

After hearing this, Heidan didn't say anything, but Jian He, the chief minister of Taiyi Leiting, couldn't keep silent, and immediately said to Master Guangting: "Realist Guangting, we have no right to punish an immortal who has not clearly violated the rules of heaven. The officials punished."

"Wait a minute." Just as Jian He was about to punish Heidan, a shout suddenly came from outside the hall.

"It's called yin and yang weirdness, and they didn't call you Uncle Hongqing explicitly, how do you catch them? You have to learn yin and yang weirdness in the future, so that you won't be arrested if you scold them again." Xiao Tiangou said.

Jian He said indifferently: "However, Zhenjun Hongqing has never used this method against the officials of the Heavenly Court. For the officials of the Heavenly Court, Zhenjun Hongqing has always been guilty and charged, and never fabricates unnecessary charges. The only way to deal with those who are enemies or Only hidden enemies use this method, Master Guang Ting, this is different."

Lu Wenyong hurriedly got up and said: "Yes, Master Hongqing, I will take my leave."

At the same time, the main hall of the Thunder Division, the Taiyi Thunder Division.

In the end, he could only watch Heidan get away with being taken away by Xiao Tiangou, and Jian He personally delivered the two of them to the door.

Afterwards, Lu Wenyong bid farewell and left, and Fang Jian did not go to Leibu, but continued to stay in the Broken Boundary Mountain, watching the development of the situation.

Fang Jian put away the document and said, "You go back first, and thank Master Ren Hua for me."

"Brother, how did you know that I was arrested?" Heidan asked Xiaotiangou after leaving the Leibu.

Heidan looked at Master Guangting and said, "Which rule of heaven did I violate in that document? Tell me."

But he never expected that this 'easy to bully' guy would have such a big backer. He is Xiao Tiangou's younger brother, so doesn't that mean he has something to do with Erlang Zhenjun?
However, Jian He didn't think too much about it. From the beginning to the end, he didn't stand on any side, and the trial was completely impartial.

Master Guangting smiled lightly and said, "What's the point? Master Hongqing also used this method to deal with those obedient monsters. If Master Hongqing can use it, why can't I use it?"

Xiao Tiangou said: "That's right. As the saying goes, a dog can't spit out ivory. What kind of good things can you expect a dog to say? So that document is not an article insulting the immortal officials, it is just an article. The dog is just barking at the immortal officials, can this also be called a 'crime'? Does the law stipulate that dogs are not allowed to bark? Is there such a rule? Hmm?"

Jian He nodded and said, "This crime is indeed true."

Xiao Tiangou pointed to Heidan's dog's head and asked Jian He, "What kind of species do you think he is?"

"Isn't there?!" Master Guang Ting snapped.

Jian He nodded, then looked at Heitan and said, "Xu Hongyuan, since you have pleaded guilty, according to Article 14 of the "Tian Tiao·Law of Immortal Officials": All immortal officials who insult others with their actions and words will be degraded. Prestige, the first offender Lei Ze was imprisoned for three months, the second offender received 100 thunder whips, and the third offender kept his product and resigned from his post, he would not be used within a hundred years, and his salary was fined for [-] years."

Heidan looked at Jian He and said, "I wrote it, what's wrong? Is it against the rules of heaven?"

"Sophistry." Master Guangting said with a sneer: "This document of yours is clearly using the matter of the Huaguangbao gun to oppose the system established by the Great Heavenly Lord. Your rebellious heart is well known to passers-by. But you are a little The Celestial General of the West Heaven Mansion, who is now only a fifth-rank immortal official, must not have the ability or the courage to write this document. Someone must have instigated it behind his back, saying, who ordered you to write this treasonous document ? What is your purpose for writing this document? Quickly recruit!"

They didn't expect Heidan to have such a relationship at all. Master Guang Ting felt his scalp tingle for a while. To put it bluntly this time, he came on behalf of the group of civil servants in Taixuandu Province. Heidan mainly scolded them, and Heidan is also a military officer, so they naturally want to take Heidan, who is easy to bully, first.

"Zhenjun Erlang is really amazing." Roaring Dog said with a full face of admiration: "Brother, you are so lucky to have such a master."

And at the top of the main hall, there are the Taiyi Lei Tingsi's prime minister Jian He, and the Taixuan capital's chief official Guangting Zhenren.

"Brother." Heidan hurriedly called out to Xiao Tiangou.

"But he denies the Heavenly Soldiers and Heavenly Generals. The Heavenly Soldiers and Heavenly Generals were established by the Jade Emperor, and he dares to deny it. This is treason and he has violated the rules of heaven." Guangting said.

Jian He immediately said: "That's true. Xu Hongyuan just wrote an article discussing the Huaguang treasure blunderbuss, and scolded some immortal officials, and he didn't violate the rules of heaven."

"Xu Hongyuan." Jian He looked at the black eggs in the hall and said, "Have you admitted that you wrote the document?"

Hearing what Xiaotiangou said, Jian He became interested, and asked: "General Xiaotiangou, you said that I, the Taiyi Leiting Division, was unqualified. There is a problem with the judgment. May I ask what is the disqualification? Where is it?" question?"

"He admitted it." Daoist Guang Ting said.

As Jian He said, he turned to Heidan and asked, "Xu Hongyuan, your words are vile and you insulted the immortal officials. Do you admit to this crime or not?"

So Jian He explained Heidan's documents and his crimes to Xiaotiangou clearly, but after listening to Xiaotiangou, he said: "Is there a problem with this sentence? You, Taiyi Thunderbolt, should be more photogenic." Not qualified either."

"Yeah." Fang Jian nodded and said: "It's nothing serious, he suffered a dull loss, but it doesn't matter."

When Heidan heard this, he fell into deep thought. After a while, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he said, "Brother, I know what to do."

So one day after Heidan was sent back to Xitianfu by Xiaotiangou, the letter signed "Xitianfu Palace Guard General Xu Hongyuan" appeared on the Four Great Tianmen Tongwen Tablets. The fairy official who opposed the Huaguang treasure gun.

Then at the end of this document, Heidan named those immortal officials who opposed the Huaguang treasure blunderbuss fiercely, and added after the names of these people: woof woof, woof woof, woof woof, woof woof, etc. in various permutations Combine different barks.

The Taixuan History of Taixuandu Province ordered Li Yezhen to see this document full of dog barking, and found that his name was followed by a long string of dog barks. Li Ye said with a depressed face: "I know he is scolding me, But I don't know what he is scolding me. I can't scold me back, because I don't know how to bark. If I use my words to scold me back, then I will violate the rules of heaven and lose the majesty of the immortal official."

On this day, the Tongwen stele in the entire Heavenly Court was filled with the sound of dogs barking, and all the immortal officials whose names were called by the barking dogs turned green, but there was nothing they could do.