I'm an immortal in heaven

Chapter 644

Fang Jian, who returned to Fangcunju, first transformed all his merits into grand meng dao qi. The 10 million merits plus his salary over the years transformed a total of [-] strands of dao qi.

Adding the previous 130,000 and five strands of Dao Qi, there are a total of 23 strands of Dao Qi.

From the 36 dao qi needed by the editor to directly pick the fifth-grade golden elixir of the Golden Immortal Dao Fruit, 130,000 dao qi are needed. However, Fang Jian is still very satisfied with being able to shorten the gap of [-] dao qi all at once.

After Fang Jian finished sorting out everything, he left Fangcunju and came to the front yard.

Yuxiao Tianma was tied under a laurel tree in the front yard by Fang Jian, and Yuxiao Tianma was standing under the laurel tree bored, snorting from time to time.

Seeing Fang Jian walking towards him, Yuxiao Tianma immediately regained his spirits, stomped on the cloud bricks on the ground with all four hooves, and neighed in a low voice towards Fang Jian.

Fang Jian came to the Yuxiao Pegasus, raised his hand and stroked its flowing, flexible, soft and tough mane and said, "Want to go outside?"

Yuxiao Tianma neighed, actively responding to Fang Jian's words, her aura-filled eyes were full of longing for the outside world.

"Don't worry." Fang Jian said, "I'll take you outside the Heavenly Court soon, but I have to wait until my work is done."

Yuxiao Tianma blinked, then nodded obediently.

"Well, I have to give you a name, but don't worry, let me think about it slowly." Fang Jian said while touching Yuxiao Tianma's forehead.

Then Fang Jian walked out of Fangcunju and headed all the way to Tianlu Hall.

Since the post of "Judicial God" became Fang Jian's "concurrently" fairy post, he seldom came to the Heavenly Court.

Today's Heavenly Court is even colder than when he first became a judicial god, especially after those real people were killed.

The head of Nezha's Heavenly Court is only a 'part-time job', so now the Heavenly Court is actually presided over by only five real people, Zhou Yan, Qin Yi, Guanghua, Shao Ling, and Ke Mengqing.

Fang Jian only saw Zhou Yan and Qin Yi in the Tianlu Hall, while Guanghua, Shao Ling, and Ke Mengqing went to the Ministry of Lei to judge the law.

Fang Jian chatted with Zhou and Qin for a while in the Heavenly Law Hall, then left the Heavenly Law Hall, and then went to the Leibu.

Fang Jian came to Leibu not for other reasons, but to receive punishment. He was fined a hundred lightning whips by the Antarctic Changsheng Emperor, and the amulet was passed to Leibu as soon as possible, although Fang Jian can go to receive punishment later , but this kind of matter, it is better to settle it as soon as possible.

Sure enough, as soon as Fang Jian came to Leibu, he met Guanghua, Shao Ling, and Ke Mengqing. Shao Ling, who was sent to Lei Ze by Fang Jian to serve two years in prison for drinking, had completely forgotten about it. The other party is very enthusiastic.

Even Daoist Shao Ling took out a bottle of spiritual wine, and was about to buy Fang Jian a drink on the spot, which caused everyone to burst into laughter.

Ke Mengqing snatched the wine bottle from Master Shaoling's hand, and said to Master Shaoling, "Have you forgotten how Master Hongqing sent you to Lei Ze?"

Master Shao Ling was startled when he heard the words, and immediately said: "If you don't tell me, I would have forgotten about it, hey, return the bottle to me, I just don't want to drink it."

Ke Mengqing immediately put the wine into his sleeve, and said with a smile, "I'll keep it for you."

"Whoever wants you to keep it, come back!" After saying that, Master Shao Ling stepped forward to snatch it from Ke Mengqing.

Immortal Guanghua shook his head when he saw this, and then asked Fang Jian: "Is there any serious case for Master Hongqing to come to Leibu?"

This is already the consensus of the immortal officials in the heavenly court. If Daoist Hongqing appears in the Leibu, there may be some serious crime.

Fang Jian shook his head and said with a smile, "I'm here to receive the punishment of thunder whip."

"Oh?" Immortal Guanghua was quite surprised, and even Immortal Ke Mengqing and Shao Ling, who were fighting for the wine bottle, stopped and looked over.

Fang Jian smiled slightly, and said, "When I was doing business in Haolan Realm, the Antarctic Immortal Emperor punished me with hundreds of lightning whips for killing too much."

Master Shaoling heard this, and said in doubt: "Master Hongqing, you have suffered this thunder whip punishment last time. I heard from a fellow Taoist of the Northern Emperor Lei Tingsi that the thunder whip is like scratching an itch for you. .The Antarctic Immortal Emperor punished you with hundreds of lightning whips, I think it's just for fun, right?"

Fang Jian's smile faltered when he heard the words, and Master Guanghua said to Master Shaoling, "Did you drink your brain out of alcohol? Are you talking like this casually?"

Master Shaoling was used to being careless, and when he heard Master Guanghua's words, he immediately reacted and broke out in a cold sweat.

If someone with a heart hears this and goes to Lingxiao Palace to read his own copy, then what he will face is not Lei Ze's two-year imprisonment.

Thinking of this, Master Shao Ling subconsciously took out another bottle of wine from his sleeve, and opened the bottle's jade cork.

"What are you doing?" Ke Mengqing looked at Master Shaoling and asked.

Master Shao Ling said: "Drink some wine and calm down."

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Seeing everyone's expressions, Master Shaoling smiled, put the jade cork on and put away the wine, and said to Fang Jian: "Master Hongqing, I haven't had a sip right now."

Everyone laughed, and after Fang Jian chatted with the three of them for another incense stick, he came to Beidi Leiting Division.

"Reverend Hongqing, here we come again." After seeing Fang Jian, Huo Yi, Chief Minister of Northern Emperor Lei Ting, looked at Fang Jian with a smile and said.

Fang Jian cupped his hands and said, "Huo Yi is the prime minister, and I have to trouble you again."

Huo Yi shook his head and said, "Don't bother, don't bother, that's what I, the Northern Emperor Lei Tingsi, do."

After finishing speaking, Huo Yi asked Fang Jian: "Should Daoist Hongqing drink a few cups of spiritual tea first before receiving the punishment?"

Fang Jian laughed and said, "It's not too late to drink tea after receiving the sentence."

"Okay." Huo Yi turned around and ordered to the left and right: "Quickly prepare, and execute Hongqing Master as soon as possible."

"Receive the decree of the law." After singing from left to right, they went to the execution platform to make preparations.

Half an hour later, Fang Jian, who had received a hundred thunder whips and drank a few cups of Beidi Lei Ting Si Ling tea, returned to the Heavenly Court.

It's just that as soon as he stepped into the gate of the Heavenly Court, he felt a cold and sharp object on his back.

"Say, what crime did you commit?" A cold voice sounded from behind.

When Fang Jian heard this voice, a look of helplessness appeared on his face, "I did not commit a crime." Fang Jian said lightly.

"Fart, if you haven't committed a crime, why did the Antarctic Changsheng punish you with a hundred thunder whips?" The cold voice said, "Quickly tell the truth."

Fang Jian said: "There is no crime, what should I explain?"

The voice said, "Impossible, you must have committed a great crime."

"." Fang Jian said helplessly, "Then tell me, what crime have I committed?"

That voice said coldly: "You disrespect your superior!"

"Disrespecting the superior? Which superior?" Fang Jian asked.

The voice said, "It's the Shangguan behind you."

"I didn't see it." Fang Jian said: "It's not considered disrespect if you don't see it, and those who don't know it are not guilty."

"You don't even look at it, isn't that considered disrespectful?" The voice was dissatisfied.

Fang Jian smiled and said, "My back is being pushed against by a sharp magic weapon. What do I think? I don't have eyes on the back of my head."

"Then why don't you have eyes in the back of your head?" the voice asked.

Fang Jian laughed, and said: "What you said is unreasonable. Why don't you ask the third prince Nezha why he didn't separate his flesh and blood at birth, so that he would not cut the bones back to his father and cut his flesh back to his mother. Wouldn't it be troublesome?"

"Ahhh!" The voice behind him couldn't keep his cool when he heard this, and said angrily, "Fang Jian, I'll stab you to death!"

However, at the next moment, Fang Jian turned around suddenly, and at the same time, he used the supernatural power of "Ruyi Transformation", turning into Nezha's appearance.

And Nezha behind him was about to stab Fang Jian in the back with a pointed gun, when he suddenly saw Fang Jian turned around in his own appearance, and Nezha froze suddenly.

"Where did the counterfeit come from? How dare you pretend to be me in the Heavenly Court?" Fang Jian preemptively yelled at Nezha, who was stupefied.

And Nezha felt a little surprised at first, but soon his face was full of surprises. I saw him walking around Fang Jian, then nodded and praised: "Like, it's so similar."

When Nezha stopped, he looked at Fang Jian with bright eyes and said, "Your supernatural powers are amazing, even I can't tell the truth from the fake! Amazing!"

Fang Jian, who had turned into Nezha, chuckled lightly, revealing two deep dimples, which surprised Nezha even more, and directly gave Fang Jian a thumbs up and said, "That's awesome, don't say it's me! , I’m afraid even my parents won’t recognize me.”

Thinking of this, Nezha suddenly paused, then clapped his hands and said, "Haha, we have it."

After finishing speaking, Nezha immediately stepped forward and put his arms around Fang Jian's shoulders and said, "Little Fang, how about doing me a favor?"

Fang Jian changed back to his original form, and asked Nezha, "What's the matter?"

Nezha said: "When my father comes back from the Pantao Conference, you will change into my appearance to go to him every day, and after he sees you, you will change back to the original, and repeat for a month."

Fang Jian stared at Nezha and said, "I'm not sick."

Nezha stretched out a hand, and the other party appraised, "One hundred thousand merits at a time."

Fang Jian was very moved, this month can be 3 million merits, but he didn't need to think about Nezha's intentions.

This guy always wants to kill his father Tota Heavenly King, but Tota Heavenly King has the Linglong Pagoda bestowed by the Tathagata Buddha to suppress Nezha, and Tota Heavenly King is very vigilant against Nezha. Don't let go.

So Nezha probably wants to become like him, imitating the story of "Wolf is Coming" to reduce the vigilance of King Tota.

But Fang Jian would never do such a thing, so Fang Jian immediately rejected Nezha sternly.

Nezha was very disappointed, and stared at Fang Jian with resentful eyes, which made Fang Jian feel hairy.

However, this situation didn't last long. Nezha quickly took out an invitation card from Jiezi's treasure, waved it in front of Fang Jian, and said, "Haha, Xiao Fang, what do you think this is? Invitation to the Pantao Conference, I'm going to the Pantao Conference soon."

"." Fang Jian rolled his eyes.

Nezha continued: "How about it? If you promise me, I'll bring you some 9000 years flat peaches, how about it?"

"No." Fang Jian waved his hand and said, "It is absolutely impossible for me to join forces with you."

Nezha was furious: "What is collusion! This is called filial piety! Don't you want to see me and my father 'clearing up the old grievances and reconciling as before'?"

Fang Jian said in surprise: "Reconcile as before? You and King Tota were not good at the beginning, right?" You must know that when Nezha was just born, King Tota wanted to kill Nezha as a monster.

These words successfully angered Nezha again, and it was furious. After a while, Nezha yelled 'Wow', and chased Fang Jian around the Heavenly Court with a pointed gun.

The real people Zhou Yan and Qin Yi, who had been listening to the conversation between Fang Jian and Nezha in the next courtyard, looked at each other, and then only heard real person Qin Yi say: "This real person Hongqing speaks more wickedly than the third prince Nezha."

Master Zhou Yan nodded, and said with a serious face: "The third prince Nezha is so filial, it moves the world, and should be included in the '25 filial piety'."

Immortal Qin Yi stared at Immortal Zhou Yan with his eyes wide open, realizing that there was someone even more wicked in front of him.

(End of this chapter)