I'm an immortal in heaven

Chapter 685 How to Study "The Analects of Confucius"

Mei Xianzhang is reading and practicing calligraphy in the yard. She has a very tight schedule now, reading and practicing calligraphy in the first half of the day and afternoon, and practicing Taoism after dinner.

Compared with the days when I didn't know what to do after eating, it is much more fulfilling, but it can't be compared with now.

In the past, she went to Qingxia Temple once to ask for Kuixing inkstone, and when she came back, she had to recover from her injuries for several days, and sometimes the injuries were so severe that she didn't even have the energy to cook.

Her biggest advantage is that she has a great life, and she will recover automatically in ten days and a half months if it is enough to kill ten times on other children.

Mei Xianzhang is reading "The Analects of Confucius". Although she looks very strenuous, she is serious about it.

"Is anyone there?" At this moment, there was a loud shout from outside the yard, and Mei Xianzhang frowned and looked up, his eyes suddenly turned cold.

It turned out to be Shao Laizi, and he wasn't the only one, he was followed by several vicious-looking scoundrels.

Mei Xianzhang closed the book and shouted out of the courtyard: "Not here!"

Shao Laizi scanned the yard with his glasses, and when he saw Mei Xianzhang, he couldn't help showing a smirk: "Oh, it's you little girl, haven't seen you for a few days, hey? Why are you so beautiful?"

A rogue behind Shao Laizi said: "This girl has a good film background. If she is sent to Qingxia Temple to be trained from a young age, she will definitely be able to attract customers when she grows up."

Several people looked at Mei Xianzhang and became thoughtful, Shao Manizi kicked open the small fence gate, and then walked in with the rascals.

"Hey, little girl, where's your relative?" Shao Laizi asked.

Mei Xianzhang said: "What relatives? I have no relatives."

"Don't pretend to be stupid." Shao Laizi pointed viciously at the third prince under the barn not far away and said, "The horses are here, will the master be there?"

Mei Xianzhang glanced at the third prince, then suddenly said: "Oh, that's not my relative, that's my father."

"Hey." Shao Laizi sneered, "Little girl can recognize her father after listening to movies, but you recognized a new father just after your own father died? Why don't you call me father twice?"

Mei Xianzhang looked at Shao Laizi coldly and said, "Shao Laizi, what do you want to do? If there is nothing wrong, get out."

"Haha, get out? I don't want to get out. I'm here to ask your father for medical expenses. Last time your father's horse kicked me, and the injury hasn't healed yet. The doctor said it was an internal injury, and I still need 1000 yuan. Only two silver coins can cure it, call your father out!" Shao Laizi said.

Mei Xianzhang looked at Shao Laizi and said: "A gentleman means righteousness, and a villain means profit. You are such a hopeless villain! You deserve death and death for a person like you. What money do you need for treatment?"

Mei Xianzhang used the "Analects of Confucius" she just learned, um, this feeling is very good, it seems to be standing on the commanding heights of morality.

Shao Laizi was taken aback for a moment, and then said to Mei Xianzhang with a smirk, "Little bastard, you're still pulling up the text like your damn father, do you fucking believe that I sold you to a brothel?"

Mei Xianzhang snorted coldly, with a firm and fearless face, looked at Shao Mangzi and the rascals behind him coldly and said: "Sharp but soft-hearted, like villains, he is like a thief in clothes!"

"What do you mean?" Shao Laizi turned to the rascals and asked.

The rascals also shook their heads blankly, expressing that they didn't understand.

Mei Xianzhang said: "This sentence is saying that you villains are strict on the outside but weak on the inside, just like thieves digging holes in the wall."

"Damn it!" Hearing Mei Xianzhang's explanation, Shao Laizi and the others were furious.

"Since his father is not at home, take her away and ask her father to redeem her with 1000 taels of silver." A rascal suggested.

Upon hearing this, Shao Laizi felt that this method was good, and immediately said, "Okay, let's do it this way."

After saying that, a group of people surrounded Mei Xianzhang, Mei Xianzhang took a step back, her right hand was behind her back, and a flash of inspiration flashed, and the Su Huan needle had appeared in her hand.

However, at this moment, a gust of fresh wind suddenly blows into the small courtyard, kicking up a cloud of dust, and under the flying dust, the eyes of Mei Xianzhang, Shao Laizi and others are all fascinated.

When Mei Xianzhang, Shao Laizi and others opened their eyes again, they saw a tall figure appearing in front of them.

When Shao Laizi and the others saw the figure in front of them, their faces were stunned. This is a very strange person, but his height seems to be more than nine feet (about 2 meters). Fang Zheng, with big earlobe shoulders, slender arms, and a hulking waist, is extremely majestic.

Anyone who saw such a person would be terrified, let alone such ruffians as Shao Laizi.

"Who are you?" Shao Laizi asked, swallowing.

The man didn't answer, just turned around, then bent down, stretched out his hand and patted Mei Xianzhang's shoulder lightly.

But it was this 'light' slap that made Mei Xianzhang grin his teeth, feeling as if his shoulder was going to be broken for a moment.

The man patted Mei Xianzhang, then glanced at the "Analects of Confucius" on the table beside him, then stretched out a finger and said to Mei Xianzhang: "Little baby, "The Analects of Confucius" is not learned in this way, you And be optimistic, I will only teach you once."

After finishing speaking, the man turned around directly, stretched out his thick right hand and grabbed Shao Manizi's left leg, and then lifted Shao Manizi upside down like a chicken.

Shao Laizi yelled and struggled with both hands, but the man directly lifted Shao Laizi's left leg and swung his arms away.

The man grabbed Shao Laizi in his hand and swung it like a windmill, then turned his head to the stunned Mei Xianzhang and said: "The first step in learning "The Analects of Confucius" is to "swing" people you don't like. Wake up, you can 'talk' to him at this time, it doesn't matter if he understands you or not, but he will definitely recognize you after you are done."

After finishing speaking, the man swung Shao Laizi and said, "Learn and learn from time to time, isn't that what you say? This sentence means that when we swing people, we must constantly learn all kinds of experience in swinging people, so that It will make us happy!"

At this time, Shao Laizi had already started to vomit, but the filth he vomited was scattered everywhere like a water wheel.

And those helpless people who came with Shao Laizi finally came to their senses, they all yelled and rushed towards the man.

And the man didn't panic at all, he stretched out his left hand and grabbed the wrists of the other rogues. The wrists of the rogues were like a thin noodle stick under the thick palm of the man, and were directly crushed. The man grabbed his hands and swung them together.

At this time, when Mei Xianzhang looked again, he saw that the man was swinging Shao Manzi with his right hand and five or six rascals with his left hand. The two thick and long arms were like two wheels turning irregularly after being swung round.

"Isn't it a joy to have a friend come from afar? This sentence means that if a friend comes to you from afar to learn martial arts, you should be happy to swing him."

"People don't know but don't feel stunned, aren't they a gentleman? This sentence means that I don't get angry if others don't know my martial arts. I should take the initiative to show my martial arts to him. This is also a person of high moral character!"

After finishing speaking, the man directly swung Shao Laizi and others out of his hands, and saw an afterimage flashing across the air, and then heard a burst of "plop" and "puff". He was swung by that man into the small river outside.

Finally, the man clapped his palms, then turned to Mei Xianzhang, who seemed to have a violent impact on his world view, and said, "Little baby, this is the essence of "The Analects of Confucius", right on the word '卷'."

"Looking at the past to learn the new, you can be a teacher. Do you know the meaning of this sentence?" The man asked Mei Xianzhang.

When Mei Xianzhang heard this, he hesitated for a moment, and then said with an uncertain face: "It seems to be 'continuously reviewing old knowledge and gaining new understanding and experience, so that you can become a teacher?'"

The man shook his head and said: "It's a bit wrong. It should be 'continuously reviewing the previous knowledge of swinging people to gain new understanding and experience. Based on this, one can become a veteran boxer'."

Finally, the man patted Mei Xianzhang on the shoulder again and said, "Have you realized it? Little baby?"

Mei Xianzhang said: "I don't know if I have realized it, but I want to ask if you know medicine?"

"Oh?" The man asked suspiciously, "What's wrong with you?"

Mei Xianzhang raised his right hand and pointed at his left shoulder, "I'm not sick, it's just that my arm was broken by you."

"." The man was silent for a moment, and then said to Mei Xianzhang: "A gentleman does not stand under a dangerous wall. This sentence means that when you can't beat others, you should try to avoid him. So when I shoot you , you can avoid it."

Mei Xianzhang said: "'Smart and eager to learn, don't be ashamed to ask', this sentence means that smart people love to learn to fight. If you see someone who is better at fighting than yourself, you should take the initiative to approach him and learn how to fight. .”

"." The man's face froze immediately when he heard the words, and then he looked at Mei Xianzhang and said, "Inference from one example, okay, would you like to worship me as a teacher?"

Mei Xianzhang said: "I already have a master."

"What a pity!" The man looked at Mei Xianzhang and said, "If you worship me as your teacher, within a thousand years I will definitely train you to be the number one female boxer in the Three Realms."

Mei Xianzhang said, "What about my arm?"

The man asked, "Does your arm hurt?"

Mei Xianzhang said: "It hurts."

"A pain is a good arm. I have already taught you the correct way to study "The Analects of Confucius". I hope you will study hard. I will go first." After the man finished speaking, another gust of wind blew through the yard.

The breeze was charming, and when Mei Xianzhang opened his eyes again, the man had disappeared.

Mei Xianzhang grinned, her arm was broken, and she was sweating profusely from the pain.

Fortunately, when Fang Jian left, she left some healing elixir for her, and put them in the jade bottle under the pillow.

Originally, Mei Xianzhang didn't want to waste it, but the man didn't care about it, so Mei Xianzhang had to run to his room to find the jade bottle, and poured a elixir into his mouth.

After thirty breaths, all the broken bones on his arm healed, and Mei Xianzhang was able to open "The Analects of Confucius" again in front of the table.

But since then, Mei Xianzhang has been unable to read "The Analects of Confucius" with normal thinking. Every time she reads a sentence, all kinds of principles and methods come to mind.

"It's over, I seem to be possessed." Mei Xianzhang said blankly while sitting there.

(End of this chapter)