I'm an immortal in heaven

Chapter 788
After three rounds of wine and five flavors of food, Fang Jian is already smoky.

Whether it is the six Meishan brothers, Xiaotiangou, Heidan, and those grass-headed gods, they have all retreated at this moment, and only Fang Jian is left on the Yuhua stage.

Unknowingly, Fang Jian's jade case has been leaning against Nezha's jade case, and Nezha's jade case is leaning against Monkey King's jade case.

Among the four, Fang Jian was the one with the worst alcohol capacity. At this time, Fang Jian was blushing, bent over his desk, shaking his head and muttering what he was talking about.

And Nezha and Monkey King are also very drunk, only Erlang God barely maintains the demeanor of Erlang Zhenjun, but his right arm and elbow are propped on the jade table, his head is resting on his palm, and he looks at Monkey King with a hint of drunkenness in his eyes. Zha and Fang Jian.

"This wine pill is really good." Sun Wukong snatched the flagon from the hand of Caotou God, and then took a big gulp from the flagon.

The grass-headed god was startled when he saw him drinking like this, and said quickly: "Great Sage, I'll pour you some wine."

As he said that, he wanted to take back the jug from Monkey King, but was pushed away by Monkey King, "You are so brave, you dare to grab something from my old grandson. , Your brains are flying around with a stick!"

The grass-headed god turned pale with fright when he heard this, and hurriedly backed away, not daring to come forward to cause trouble again.

"Bold!"

A drunken shout sounded suddenly, and Erlang Shen, Monkey King, and Nezha immediately turned their heads to look at Fang Jian, only to see Fang Jian sitting up unsteadily, pointing at Monkey King with his tongue tied and saying, "You, you monkey! How dare you threaten and intimidate the heavenly gods! As the judicial god, I will not let you off this time, watch me tie the demon rope!"

After all, Fang Jian picked up a banana on the table and threw it at Monkey King, shouting loudly: "Hey!"

The 'pop' banana hit Sun Wukong's face directly, and it fell to pieces in an instant. Sun Wukong was furious, and slapped Nezha on the shoulder and said, "General Chijiri Horse Monkey, how dare this person do nothing to this great sage?" Li, I order you to take it down quickly!"

Nezha's fair face was also flushed with drunkenness. Hearing Sun Wukong's words, he immediately shouted: "I'm not a monkey!"

"Then what are you?" Sun Wukong asked with a surprised look on his drunken eyes.

Nezha patted his chest and said, "I am the body of a lotus root! I am holy and flawless."

"Lotus root?" Fang Jian frowned, and immediately became interested. He moved his body and leaned against Nezha, then stretched out his hand to hug Nezha, and stared at Nezha for a long time with drunken eyes. , and then said: "What a big lotus root, how does it taste when stewed?"

Nezha laughed loudly, then shook his head and said, "I don't know."

Fang Jian immediately said: "Cut a piece, let's make a bowl of soup and try it."

"Okay, okay." Nezha said happily, "I'm looking for a knife."

Monkey King also quickly said: "Build a fire, build a fire, is there a pot?"

Fang Jian said: "It's easy to handle, let me change!" After speaking, Fang Jian raised his hand forward and pointed: "Change!"

A celestial light flashed, and a big black cauldron appeared in front of Monkey King. Monkey King clapped his hands and said with a smile, "What a big black cauldron, God Erlang, carry it on your back!"

Erlang Shen was speechless. Although he was quite drunk, he was already very sober compared to the three in front of him.

"You carry the black pot yourself, and share a bowl of lotus root soup with me." Erlangshen said flatly.

Sun Wukong clapped the table and said to Erlang: "If you don't take the blame, you still want to drink soup? It's a good idea!"

After the words fell, Nezha on the other side was already chopping off his left hand with a knife, but every time he struck down with the knife, there was a burst of fire, and then all the knives were destroyed without exception.

"Ah, why is it so tough?" Nezha said with a displeased face, and then he asked Monkey King, "Do you have a knife?"

Sun Wukong waved his hand and said, "Old Sun doesn't know how to use a knife."

Nezha asked Fang Jian again, "Do you have a knife?"

Fang Jian said: "I don't have a knife, can a sword work?" After speaking, Fang Jian sacrificed the Taiyi golden lightsaber.

Nezha's eyes lit up, and he said, "A good sword is a good sword, come here." As he spoke, he stretched out his right hand. "cut."

Hearing this, Fang Jian immediately raised the Taiyi golden lightsaber and was about to cut it off, but at this moment a flame suddenly rose up and burned directly on Nezha's arm.

"Ah!" Nezha cried out in pain, then looked at Monkey King angrily, "What are you doing?"

But he saw that Sun Wukong had already conjured a pair of firewood and set up a cauldron, and just now he was blowing out a mouthful of real fire to light the fire.

"Are you still going to cut it?" Fang Jian asked from the side.

Sun Wukong said: "What are you chopping? It's so troublesome, wouldn't it be better if you just put your whole body into the pot and stewed together?"

"It makes sense." Fang Jian immediately agreed, "You can drink it while stewing."

Nezha also said excitedly: "It's a good idea, come on."

After finishing speaking, Nezha jumped into the iron pot directly, but collapsed the fire platform that Monkey King had just set up.

At this time, Fang Jian rushed forward, followed Sun Wukong to set up the fire platform again, then filled the pot with the spiritual water under the Yuhua platform, then re-lit the firewood and started to stew.

"It's so comfortable." Nezha lay in the pot and closed his eyes contentedly, and started snoring after a while.

But Sun Wukong said to Fang Jian and Erlang Shen: "Come, drink, and wait for lotus root soup while drinking."

Afterwards, Erlangshen, Monkey King, and Fang Jian continued to drink. Fang Jian drank two more cups, but couldn't hold on any longer, and said to Monkey King: "I'll sleep for a while, call me when the lotus root soup is ready."

Sun Wukong nodded and said, "Yes."

Then Fang Jian fell asleep, and Sun Wukong said to Erlang Shen after a while: "I will sleep for a while, and call me when the lotus root soup is ready."

Erlang Shen nodded in a daze, "Okay."

Then Monkey King also fell to the ground and fell into a deep sleep. After an unknown amount of time, Erlang Shen raised his head and looked into the iron pot, only to see that the water had already boiled, but when he smelled it, there was no aroma of lotus root soup, so he shook his head and said: : "It seems that

Let it simmer for a while, Xiaotiangou, you are here to stare, call me when the lotus root soup is finished. "

After speaking, Erlang Shen lay down on the jade table and fell into a deep sleep within ten breaths.

Time flies, three days have passed.

On the Yuhua Terrace, Fang Jian woke up slowly. He opened his eyes first, and then stared at the clear sky after being confused for a while.

Then he seemed to remember something, and instantly sat up and looked around.

Erlangshen had already woken up and was sitting quietly waiting in front of the case. Seeing Fang Jian wake up at this moment, he couldn't help smiling.

Fang Jian hurriedly got up and wanted to salute to Erlang God, but Erlang God raised his hand and said, "You are now one of Ling Xiao's four friends, so there is no need to salute in private."

Fang Jian was taken aback when he heard the words, and then memories flooded his mind, and the scenes of that night flashed into his mind instantly.

Fang Jian couldn't help being stunned when he saw the memory in his mind. He wanted to laugh but couldn't. Then he turned his head and saw that Nezha was still sleeping in the iron pot. The fire under the iron pot had long been extinguished, and the water in the pot But there is still half left.

But Nezha is covered with a cassock. Isn't that the purple gold cassock on Monkey King?
Fang Jian looked at Sun Wukong again, but saw that he was lying on the table and continued to fall asleep.

At this time, there was a sound of "crashing" water, and Fang Jian only saw Nezha turned over in the iron pot, and then muttered: "Why is it so cold under the quilt?"

'pooh'

Fang Jian couldn't help laughing anymore, but this smile also awakened Nezha. He stood up suddenly, looked around in confusion, and gradually regained his clarity after twenty breaths.

"Ah!" Nezha suddenly exclaimed, "My hand!"

He hurriedly looked at his left hand, and was relieved when he found that it was intact. Then he sat up from the iron pot and looked at Fang Jian angrily.

Fang Jian said quickly: "Don't look at me, I'm not the only one who wants to drink lotus root soup."

Then another voice said: "You snatched my cassock in the middle of your sleep."

Nezha looked at Monkey King who was already sitting there awake, and threw back the cassock in his hand with a look of disgust, and said, "Who cares about a tattered cassock?"

Sun Wukong was not angry either, he just picked up the cassock and casually put it on his body with a smile and said, "This is my old grandson's Buddhist robe, and you don't need to take it seriously."

At this time, Nezha asked Erlang God with a murderous look on his face, "Did no one see what happened when we were drunk that night?"

After Nezha finished speaking, Sun Wukong and Fang Jian also looked at Erlangshen with concern.

"My old grandson still wants to hang out in Buddhism, this person can't afford to lose." Sun Wukong also said to Erlang.

Erlangshen smiled and said, "Don't worry, I haven't seen anyone else."

"That's good." Sun Wukong, Nezha, and Fang Jian breathed a sigh of relief.

At this time, Fang Jian suddenly exclaimed: "It's been three days, no, I have to return to Xitian Mansion immediately."

Monkey King raised his eyes and glanced at Fang Jian, then nodded and said, "It's time for me to return to Tianzhu Buddhist Kingdom."

Hearing the words, Erlang God immediately stood up and said, "Okay, then we will meet again some other day."

"Okay." Everyone nodded.

Then everyone tidied up, and Erlang Shen personally sent Sun Wukong and Fang Jian out of the dojo, and Sun Wukong flew directly to the south of Nanzhan Buzhou in a somersault cloud.

And Fang Jian, after bidding farewell to Erlang God, Nezha, Meishan Liuyou, Xiaotiangou, and Heidan, also rode on the third prince and went straight to Xiniu Hezhou.

On the way back to Xitianfu, Fang Jian made a summary, and he gained a lot from this banquet.The first harvest is to become one of the "Four Friends of Ling Xiao", and the second harvest is to learn from Monkey King that there are differences in the attitudes of the Buddhist sect towards the Heavenly Court, and he can win over some of them.

This will be of great help to what he will do later in Xiniu Hezhou.He can even use the differences among the Buddhist sects to divide and attack the Buddhist sects in Hezhou, Xiniu.

(End of this chapter)