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Chapter 421 Lin Jianjun: The art in the school room is really exciting!

What is in-house surgery?
Lin Chao didn't understand it before, and even regarded it as some kind of sorcery.

Even if it wasn't a sorcery, it was a lewd technique mixed with metaphysics.

Later, after reading some classics, Lin Chao finally had a vague understanding of this, but it was limited to this.Rao had drawn the illustrated version of "Dongxuanzi" for Lingdi Liu Hong, but he had never experienced it himself.

And with Xun Cai's temperament, even if Lin Chao wanted to try, he would never succeed.

To be honest, there is nothing better than treating the disease when you are sick, and exercising when you are not sick.

Ever since Zuo Ci said that he had lost his fertility, Lin Chao had speculated that it might be because the original owner of this body was weak and sick since he was a child, resulting in deficiency of Qi and blood, congenital deficiencies, and finally became...

In simple terms, it is kidney deficiency.

In more academic terms, the lack of sperm activity in the body is not enough to cause a woman to become pregnant.

Of course, Lin Chao is young, so it is not too young to be too young.

And this disease can be big or small.If the symptoms are mild, diet therapy is enough, and eating something high in cholesterol can solve the problem.If it is serious, it really needs to be treated well, and it may not be cured well.

But since Lin Chaozi was married for more than a year, he and his wives and concubines have been together less and more often, and the number of times all the intercourses combined is less than three digits. This makes him not know whether his symptoms are mild or severe.

But seeing Zuo Ci so confidently saying that he can be cured, Lin Chao guessed that his symptoms should not be serious.

Of course, he will not listen to one side or believe it, after all, Zuo Ci, an old guy, is specialized in alchemy, and he is also a magic stick.If you really have symptoms in this area, you should also find Hua Tuo and Zhang Ji to be more reliable.

But Zuo Ci didn't think so.

After the matter of the Qingzhou Yellow Turban was settled, Zuo Ci saw that Lin Chao agreed to his request so happily, so he enthusiastically wanted to teach Lin Chao the magic technique he had created.

Hmm... It's still intrauterine surgery.

Zuo Ci thinks he is successful in cultivating Taoism, not to mention shocking the world, weeping ghosts and gods, at least it is not too much to say that he is shocking the world.In his expectation, once he said that he wanted to pass on Lin Chao's magical skills, even if Supervisor Lin bowed to him without accepting his head, he would have to show respect to him.

Just kidding, this is the grace of preaching and teaching, and it solves the major problem of your Lin family's incense inheritance!
However, Lin Chao said that there was no fluctuation in his heart, and he even wanted to laugh.

Lin Chao, who has yet to find Hua Tuo and Zhang Ji to determine the severity of the symptoms, is not interested in this.

Now Zuo Ci quit, insisting on dragging Lin Chao to experience his own magic.

Lin Hou, this old man will show you a treasure!

Well, these are Zuo Ci's original words...

Zuo Ci's plan was perfect, but the first step failed.

Lin Chao asked, "Sir, in this room... how should I teach this magical technique?"

You people of Taoism are all erratic, so you can't come to enlightenment, and then pass on the knowledge of your life to me.

Just when Lin Chao made random guesses based on the TV series he watched in his previous life, Zuo Ci took it for granted and said, "Of course this is done by the old man, and Lin Hou watched it from the sidelines. Over time, he will naturally learn it."

Hearing this, Lin Chao just took a sip of tea, and immediately sprayed it out, and sprayed it on Zuo Ci's face.

What?
You have to demonstrate it yourself, and I want to watch from the sidelines!
As time goes by, it means that every time you have intercourse, you want me to watch from the sidelines?

Old man Zuo, are you so brave!

A prostitute is a prostitute, and he still has to find a name to preach...

Of course Lin Chao has seen the porn, but looking at the live-action porn up close, Lin Chao has never experienced such a grand thing.

"I just choked on my tea, I hope you will forgive me, forgive me!"

Lin Chao looked at Zuo Ci who was wiping his face, and said apologetically, "It's just that what Mr. said... seems to be inappropriate."

After Zuo Ci wiped his face, seeing Lin Chao's distressed face, he thought that Lin Chao had some scruples about it, so he said again: "If Marquis Lin thinks it's not right, then Marquis Lin will do it himself, and the old man will teach and explain, how about it? "

What, old man Zuo, you asked me to perform live erotica, and you still have to watch and give pointers?
You are poisonous!

Thinking about me, Lin Zichu, the majestic governor of Xuzhou, who also studied under Zheng Kangcheng, a great Confucian, and was educated by Xuan Degong for many years, how could I do such a shameful thing!
And the women in my family can't show it to you no matter what!
If it's someone else's wife, then it's almost... that's not okay!
"Sir, do we have a third method?"

Lin Chao sighed, with an unlovely expression on his face.

Zuo Ci also sighed, with the same expression of lovelessness.

Why is Lin Zichu so difficult to serve!
"Although the old man doesn't know what Marquis Lin is worried about, there is no third method of teaching other than this."

"Okay, choose the first one." Lin Chao said.

Lin Chao has made a decisive decision. If he really needs to learn the art of the house to cure his illness, it is better to observe Zuo Ci's operation.It's just that Lin Chao is a little skeptical, Zuo Ci looks to be 70 to [-] years old now, whether he can stand up is a matter of debate.

After all, you can't count on everyone being Zhong Yao who gave birth at the age of 70!
Well, this guy Zhong Hui is most likely the son of the old Wang next door.

Besides, it’s nothing to watch a live erotic palace for a while, just to relive the good time with the teachers in my later life.

But Lin Chao never expected that Zuo Ci was not only a decent person, but also a fastidious person with strong execution ability.

As soon as Lin Chao's words fell, Zuo Ci stood up and said, "Alright then, Marquis Lin, let me watch the old man demonstrate."

Lin Chao looked at the courtyard walls on the left and right: "???"

This is in the yard!

Old man Zuo, you are so bohemian, aren't you afraid of freezing your ass!
Besides, there is no object here for you to demonstrate.

If this gets out, then my reputation...

Lin Chao only thought for a second, and then made a decision that went against his ancestors - he was going to dispatch heavy troops to guard outside the courtyard wall, so as not to be seen by others.

In order to have a future for himself, Lin Jianjun also went all out!
Hmm... It's definitely not for watching Mr. Jiao perform live erotica.

The next moment, Zuo Ci had already set up his posture, and at the same time he was slowly practicing some Tai Chi-like movements.

It seemed that the rhythm of radio gymnastics practiced by Lin Chao was slower.

While playing tricks, Zuo Ci said, "Marquis Lin, please see clearly this set of magical arts practiced by this old man, and keep in mind that if there is anything you don't understand, you can ask after this old man finishes practicing."

Zuo Ci is worthy of being a master of Taoism, this set of movements is smooth and smooth, and the rhythm also gives people a very comfortable feeling, which faintly contains some indescribable artistic conception.

But Supervisor Lin was very disappointed...

That's it?

This is what you call doing it yourself, let me watch from the sidelines?
What's so good about practicing alone?

Bah, asshole!

(End of this chapter)