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Chapter 359 Coach, I want to punch
Chapter 359 Coach, I want to punch
Fu Qinghai has a vague impression of the movie "1 Years Before History", which seems to be a very old-fashioned, primitive tribal version of the story of a prince rescuing a princess.
The only commendable connotations of this movie.
Probably a satire on religion and theology.
It exposes the nature of the "paper tiger" of religious people.
Fu Qinghai didn't wear power armor, but only a pair of simple black tight pants. He was lying in a snow nest, recalling the plot of the movie, while looking at the brown and white prehistoric deer in the distance - the giant deer was standing upright at the moment. He opened his mouth and gnawed on the young shoots of needles.
Then start thinking about a question:
In the absence of seasoning, is it better to eat herbivores or carnivores?
Fu Qinghai rolled in the snow nest, using the snow to lower his body temperature, grabbed the snow foam to wipe off the smell on his body, slowly crawled into the distance, then picked up a relatively straight tree trunk, and held it in his hand. Li weighed it, tested the center of gravity and weight, put it down again, stretched out his hand and dug in the snow twice, and dug out a stone, about to throw it...
"Boom~~~"
The black-gold power armor with the flying backpack descended from the sky, the air flow raised white foam, the hot flames melted the snow, and the roaring noise startled the giant deer who was eating, and immediately turned around and spread its hoofs and began to run wildly.
"Master, I am..."
The Power Armor was about to speak.
"Ah, Qing Ming, you scared my prey away."
Fu Qinghai stood up from the snowdrift and complained.
The black gold power armor turned his head and glanced silently, raised an arm, and the palm of his hand was lit with white light...
"Biu—"
The giant headless deer fell halfway.
"No, this will affect the quality of the meat..."
Fu Qinghai walked over helplessly.
The key is to disturb my hunting pleasure.
The black gold power armor followed Fu Qinghai step by step, ignored his complaints, and said:
"Master, I found a big river five hundred kilometers away from here. If we head in that direction, there is a high probability that we will find traces of humans."
"okay, I get it."
Fu Qinghai bent down and lifted the Julu corpse.
……
A wide and surging river.
The cool and pleasant wilderness air, mixed with a little moist water vapor, filled the three lungs in the chest cavity.
Fu Qinghai still found no trace of humans.
But it does not prevent him from enjoying the breath in the wilderness.
Fu Qinghai was very relaxed.
The environment in the movie "1 Years Before History" is placed in the Warhammer 40K universe, which is almost at the level of a garden world-the oxygen content is so rich that it is drunk to the point of oxygen.If there is nothing worth acquiring in this C-level reincarnation world, there is nothing wrong with it as a trip and self-cultivation.
Fu Qinghai ordered Qingming to continue reconnaissance in the air, and not to disturb his hunting unless there was an emergency.
Inside the bay, the ice had begun to thaw, and large pieces of white ice floated on the shore, attracting animals to come to drink.A tall man, shirtless and bare to the waist, holding a sharpened stick in his hand, is chasing a group of primitive artiodactyls, primitive horses running scattered across the meadow.
Fu Qinghai stepped over several huge boulders unhurriedly, with a calm expression on his face, but his speed was not slow at all. The wooden stick in his hand was circling, and his eyes were picking and choosing among the horses.
A pony seemed to be so frightened that it lost its size. It ran away from the group of horses in a panic, and rushed into the coniferous forest next to the meadow. Fu Qinghai also followed.
Coniferous forest on the side of the hillside.
This poor and unlucky pony was trapped in the branches of the bushes, walking in place, neighing continuously, Fu Qinghai just raised the wooden stick, and whizzed through the air with a "swish", the primitive horse was caught A flying stone hit the head, and he fell down with a "boom".
eh no...
Fu Qinghai frowned and turned his head to see who was disturbing his hunting again. A tall and fit green figure jumped down from a black mossy rock.
"Huh, Jiang Yixia?"
Fu Qinghai looked at She-Hulk suspiciously.
"How are you..."
Jiang Yixia patted the gravel in her hands, and walked over with two long legs. In the Hulk state, she only wore an elastic sports vest and sports shorts, and said with a smile:
"Ah, Qingshan, what a coincidence, we meet again."
What a joke...
Fu Qinghai's eyes were fixed on Jiang Yixia's smiling face, and he didn't know why this woman appeared.
……
Night falls.
In the clearing among the woods, a bonfire was "crackling" burning. A faint scent of turpentine mixed with a faint body fragrance lingered on the tip of Fu Qinghai's nose. On the bonfire was a group of branches with a hoofed animal's back on them. leg.
"So, you used the reincarnation beacon?"
Fu Qinghai raised his hand and turned the horse's hind legs, and asked.
A man and a woman sat cross-legged across the bonfire, and the swaying flames drew long black shadows behind them.
"Yes."
Jiang Yixia generously admitted:
"This is not the first time that the 1-year-prehistoric dungeon world has been opened. There are even guides on the reincarnation forum. The main difficulty is survival in the wild. There are quite a lot of gadgets from this dungeon, and people sell them everywhere."
As she spoke, she took out a bunch of teeth and shook them.
The reincarnation beacon needs to be used with special items from the target reincarnation world in order to function. This string of teeth necklace is estimated to be something in the universe 1 years ago.
"As for the major events of the plot line... Let me tell you this, as long as you have a revolver and a few boxes of ammunition, and you can keep them until the male protagonist and the villain conflict, you can end the reincarnation mission with a few shots, and there is no difficulty at all. "
Jiang Yixia shrugged and continued:
"Not every reincarnation world has powerful and terrifying enemies, Qingshan, a C-level reincarnation world is a C-level reincarnation world, although I don't know why the Lord God threw you into such an overly simple reincarnation world, but if You want to find a qualified opponent to challenge..."
"I'm afraid you will be disappointed."
Jiang Yixia told Fu Qinghai everything he knew about the situation, so that he probably had a good idea.
"So, now we only need to find the pyramid in the movie, kill those magic sticks, free the captured slaves, and win the big event of the plot line?"
Fu Qinghai asked, adding another piece of firewood casually.
Let the fire burn hotter.
"Well... that's true, but don't worry, what are you going to do after completing the reincarnation mission in such a hurry? Anyway, no matter how long a reincarnation takes, compared to the entire reincarnation world, it is only a second. Zhong. You treat this as a vacation or a trip, and occasionally relax your tense nerves, isn’t it good? You are fighting non-stop every time you reincarnate, won’t you be tired?”
Jiang Yixia tilted his head to look at Fu Qinghai and asked.
Fu Qinghai felt that what she said made sense.
In fact, before meeting Jiang Yixia, Fu Qinghai had already planned to do this—enjoy the natural air, enjoy the fun of chasing, and relax his tense body and mind.
Jiang Yixia also saw the scene where Fu Qinghai was shirtless and chasing prey with a wooden stick, and he was secretly amused, thinking that Qingshan still had such a naive and cute side.
At the same time, he is also proud of his wit: in a mere C-level dungeon world, Qingshan is unlikely to gather his club members. Without his teammates as light bulbs, he has a chance to be alone with him, hehe.
"how about you?"
Fu Qinghai's ruthless iron hand, regardless of the fact that the whole horse's leg was still sizzling, tore off a piece of crispy red horse meat, which was charred on the outside and tender on the inside, and handed it to Jiang Yixia, asking:
"What is the purpose of using a reincarnation beacon and coming to this C-level reincarnation world?"
Hmph, I asked knowingly.
Jiang Yixia glanced at him sideways, took the horse meat, put it in his mouth, and said like a female hooligan:
"For you, do you even need to ask?"
After finishing speaking, he chewed a mouthful of horse meat and commented:
"There is no salt taste, a little bland."
Fu Qinghai did not raise his head, turned over the branches silently, and said calmly:
"I have a girlfriend, you know, Axia."
"Humph."
The female hulk snorted softly, and thought to herself: The eyes that look at my body are staring at me, but they just like my style, do you think I can't see it?He was still stubborn at the end of the day.
Jiang Yixia stared straight at Fu Qinghai, with a playful smile on the corner of his mouth, and said in a low voice:
"Oh, so you have a girlfriend, so what about that girl named 'Zofia'? I've seen all the photos in the newspaper."
Fu Qinghai knew that what Jiang Yixia was talking about was that the news media in the Pacific Rim universe had captured the photo of himself and Zofia kissing, so he grinned, unable to explain anything, and could only continue to broil the horse's leg in front of him in silence.
Jiang Yixia raised his chin slightly, looked into Fu Qinghai's eyes, and asked:
"Does Zhang Yuning know?"
"I don't know yet."
Fu Qinghai replied honestly.
Jiang Yixia put one hand on his knees and the other on his chin, sitting cross-legged with the Da Ma Jin Dao, and asked with great interest:
"Then if she asked you, would you say it?"
"meeting."
Fu Qinghai nodded.
"What if she breaks up with you?"
Jiang Yixia then asked.
Fu Qinghai raised his head and glanced at her expressionlessly, Jiang Yixia quickly stretched out his hand to pull him:
"Oh, tell me, just assume it?"
"I can accept."
Fu Qinghai said lightly.
"You're quite a scumbag."
The female hulk snorted, and suddenly put away her teasing expression, sat up straight and said seriously:
"Okay, Qingshan, I won't make fun of you anymore. I came here to find you this time because I want you to help me."
Fu Qinghai said strangely:
"How to help?"
Jiang Yixia said seriously:
"Just like how you helped Zhang Yuning and Li Xingxian."
Li Xingxian, Jiang Yixia's teammate, Fu Qinghai implanted Sunspot's X gene in her to practice her hand. I don't know what's going on now, whether she has become much stronger.But looking at Jiang Yixia's expression, Li Xingxian may not be as strong as usual, but a blood mother who is too strong.
Zhang Yuning didn't witness it with her own eyes, and Fu Qinghai doesn't know what level she is now, maybe she is very strong?But the problem is that Fu Qinghai accompanied Zhang Yuning to travel through many reincarnation worlds to complete the ghost stamp collecting project. He didn't tell anyone about it. How did Jiang Yixia know about it?
As if seeing Fu Qinghai's doubts, Jiang Yixia smiled and explained:
"I don't really want to praise another woman in front of you, but I have to say that Zhang Yuning has indeed become quite strong. She has made a few big things in the reincarnation hub recently...Why, she didn't tell you? Then you Go ask her, anyway, the 'Queen of Wraiths' is very famous now, hmph."
Jiang Yixia ground his teeth.
It seems quite unconvinced.
Fu Qinghai heard it in his ears, why did he suddenly feel that... Zhang Yuning's reputation seems to be bigger than himself?
Wanting to keep asking, Jiang Yixia was reluctant to speak, which made Fu Qinghai even more curious about what Zhang Yuning did.
"Okay, how do you want me to help you?"
Fu Qinghai changed the subject and asked.
"To be honest, I don't have much research on gamma rays, so I might not be able to help you become stronger."
"I don't want you to study gamma rays."
Jiang Yixia waved his hand and said:
"Of course, if you want to study my body, I don't mind cooperating with you, but this is not what I want."
Jiang Yixia stared at Fu Qinghai, and said word by word:
"Teach me how to fight, Qing Shan!"
…………
Thanks, the admiral of Europe gave me a spear, and three book friends 20220910085946503 and tembooo gave a reward.
(End of this chapter)
Fu Qinghai has a vague impression of the movie "1 Years Before History", which seems to be a very old-fashioned, primitive tribal version of the story of a prince rescuing a princess.
The only commendable connotations of this movie.
Probably a satire on religion and theology.
It exposes the nature of the "paper tiger" of religious people.
Fu Qinghai didn't wear power armor, but only a pair of simple black tight pants. He was lying in a snow nest, recalling the plot of the movie, while looking at the brown and white prehistoric deer in the distance - the giant deer was standing upright at the moment. He opened his mouth and gnawed on the young shoots of needles.
Then start thinking about a question:
In the absence of seasoning, is it better to eat herbivores or carnivores?
Fu Qinghai rolled in the snow nest, using the snow to lower his body temperature, grabbed the snow foam to wipe off the smell on his body, slowly crawled into the distance, then picked up a relatively straight tree trunk, and held it in his hand. Li weighed it, tested the center of gravity and weight, put it down again, stretched out his hand and dug in the snow twice, and dug out a stone, about to throw it...
"Boom~~~"
The black-gold power armor with the flying backpack descended from the sky, the air flow raised white foam, the hot flames melted the snow, and the roaring noise startled the giant deer who was eating, and immediately turned around and spread its hoofs and began to run wildly.
"Master, I am..."
The Power Armor was about to speak.
"Ah, Qing Ming, you scared my prey away."
Fu Qinghai stood up from the snowdrift and complained.
The black gold power armor turned his head and glanced silently, raised an arm, and the palm of his hand was lit with white light...
"Biu—"
The giant headless deer fell halfway.
"No, this will affect the quality of the meat..."
Fu Qinghai walked over helplessly.
The key is to disturb my hunting pleasure.
The black gold power armor followed Fu Qinghai step by step, ignored his complaints, and said:
"Master, I found a big river five hundred kilometers away from here. If we head in that direction, there is a high probability that we will find traces of humans."
"okay, I get it."
Fu Qinghai bent down and lifted the Julu corpse.
……
A wide and surging river.
The cool and pleasant wilderness air, mixed with a little moist water vapor, filled the three lungs in the chest cavity.
Fu Qinghai still found no trace of humans.
But it does not prevent him from enjoying the breath in the wilderness.
Fu Qinghai was very relaxed.
The environment in the movie "1 Years Before History" is placed in the Warhammer 40K universe, which is almost at the level of a garden world-the oxygen content is so rich that it is drunk to the point of oxygen.If there is nothing worth acquiring in this C-level reincarnation world, there is nothing wrong with it as a trip and self-cultivation.
Fu Qinghai ordered Qingming to continue reconnaissance in the air, and not to disturb his hunting unless there was an emergency.
Inside the bay, the ice had begun to thaw, and large pieces of white ice floated on the shore, attracting animals to come to drink.A tall man, shirtless and bare to the waist, holding a sharpened stick in his hand, is chasing a group of primitive artiodactyls, primitive horses running scattered across the meadow.
Fu Qinghai stepped over several huge boulders unhurriedly, with a calm expression on his face, but his speed was not slow at all. The wooden stick in his hand was circling, and his eyes were picking and choosing among the horses.
A pony seemed to be so frightened that it lost its size. It ran away from the group of horses in a panic, and rushed into the coniferous forest next to the meadow. Fu Qinghai also followed.
Coniferous forest on the side of the hillside.
This poor and unlucky pony was trapped in the branches of the bushes, walking in place, neighing continuously, Fu Qinghai just raised the wooden stick, and whizzed through the air with a "swish", the primitive horse was caught A flying stone hit the head, and he fell down with a "boom".
eh no...
Fu Qinghai frowned and turned his head to see who was disturbing his hunting again. A tall and fit green figure jumped down from a black mossy rock.
"Huh, Jiang Yixia?"
Fu Qinghai looked at She-Hulk suspiciously.
"How are you..."
Jiang Yixia patted the gravel in her hands, and walked over with two long legs. In the Hulk state, she only wore an elastic sports vest and sports shorts, and said with a smile:
"Ah, Qingshan, what a coincidence, we meet again."
What a joke...
Fu Qinghai's eyes were fixed on Jiang Yixia's smiling face, and he didn't know why this woman appeared.
……
Night falls.
In the clearing among the woods, a bonfire was "crackling" burning. A faint scent of turpentine mixed with a faint body fragrance lingered on the tip of Fu Qinghai's nose. On the bonfire was a group of branches with a hoofed animal's back on them. leg.
"So, you used the reincarnation beacon?"
Fu Qinghai raised his hand and turned the horse's hind legs, and asked.
A man and a woman sat cross-legged across the bonfire, and the swaying flames drew long black shadows behind them.
"Yes."
Jiang Yixia generously admitted:
"This is not the first time that the 1-year-prehistoric dungeon world has been opened. There are even guides on the reincarnation forum. The main difficulty is survival in the wild. There are quite a lot of gadgets from this dungeon, and people sell them everywhere."
As she spoke, she took out a bunch of teeth and shook them.
The reincarnation beacon needs to be used with special items from the target reincarnation world in order to function. This string of teeth necklace is estimated to be something in the universe 1 years ago.
"As for the major events of the plot line... Let me tell you this, as long as you have a revolver and a few boxes of ammunition, and you can keep them until the male protagonist and the villain conflict, you can end the reincarnation mission with a few shots, and there is no difficulty at all. "
Jiang Yixia shrugged and continued:
"Not every reincarnation world has powerful and terrifying enemies, Qingshan, a C-level reincarnation world is a C-level reincarnation world, although I don't know why the Lord God threw you into such an overly simple reincarnation world, but if You want to find a qualified opponent to challenge..."
"I'm afraid you will be disappointed."
Jiang Yixia told Fu Qinghai everything he knew about the situation, so that he probably had a good idea.
"So, now we only need to find the pyramid in the movie, kill those magic sticks, free the captured slaves, and win the big event of the plot line?"
Fu Qinghai asked, adding another piece of firewood casually.
Let the fire burn hotter.
"Well... that's true, but don't worry, what are you going to do after completing the reincarnation mission in such a hurry? Anyway, no matter how long a reincarnation takes, compared to the entire reincarnation world, it is only a second. Zhong. You treat this as a vacation or a trip, and occasionally relax your tense nerves, isn’t it good? You are fighting non-stop every time you reincarnate, won’t you be tired?”
Jiang Yixia tilted his head to look at Fu Qinghai and asked.
Fu Qinghai felt that what she said made sense.
In fact, before meeting Jiang Yixia, Fu Qinghai had already planned to do this—enjoy the natural air, enjoy the fun of chasing, and relax his tense body and mind.
Jiang Yixia also saw the scene where Fu Qinghai was shirtless and chasing prey with a wooden stick, and he was secretly amused, thinking that Qingshan still had such a naive and cute side.
At the same time, he is also proud of his wit: in a mere C-level dungeon world, Qingshan is unlikely to gather his club members. Without his teammates as light bulbs, he has a chance to be alone with him, hehe.
"how about you?"
Fu Qinghai's ruthless iron hand, regardless of the fact that the whole horse's leg was still sizzling, tore off a piece of crispy red horse meat, which was charred on the outside and tender on the inside, and handed it to Jiang Yixia, asking:
"What is the purpose of using a reincarnation beacon and coming to this C-level reincarnation world?"
Hmph, I asked knowingly.
Jiang Yixia glanced at him sideways, took the horse meat, put it in his mouth, and said like a female hooligan:
"For you, do you even need to ask?"
After finishing speaking, he chewed a mouthful of horse meat and commented:
"There is no salt taste, a little bland."
Fu Qinghai did not raise his head, turned over the branches silently, and said calmly:
"I have a girlfriend, you know, Axia."
"Humph."
The female hulk snorted softly, and thought to herself: The eyes that look at my body are staring at me, but they just like my style, do you think I can't see it?He was still stubborn at the end of the day.
Jiang Yixia stared straight at Fu Qinghai, with a playful smile on the corner of his mouth, and said in a low voice:
"Oh, so you have a girlfriend, so what about that girl named 'Zofia'? I've seen all the photos in the newspaper."
Fu Qinghai knew that what Jiang Yixia was talking about was that the news media in the Pacific Rim universe had captured the photo of himself and Zofia kissing, so he grinned, unable to explain anything, and could only continue to broil the horse's leg in front of him in silence.
Jiang Yixia raised his chin slightly, looked into Fu Qinghai's eyes, and asked:
"Does Zhang Yuning know?"
"I don't know yet."
Fu Qinghai replied honestly.
Jiang Yixia put one hand on his knees and the other on his chin, sitting cross-legged with the Da Ma Jin Dao, and asked with great interest:
"Then if she asked you, would you say it?"
"meeting."
Fu Qinghai nodded.
"What if she breaks up with you?"
Jiang Yixia then asked.
Fu Qinghai raised his head and glanced at her expressionlessly, Jiang Yixia quickly stretched out his hand to pull him:
"Oh, tell me, just assume it?"
"I can accept."
Fu Qinghai said lightly.
"You're quite a scumbag."
The female hulk snorted, and suddenly put away her teasing expression, sat up straight and said seriously:
"Okay, Qingshan, I won't make fun of you anymore. I came here to find you this time because I want you to help me."
Fu Qinghai said strangely:
"How to help?"
Jiang Yixia said seriously:
"Just like how you helped Zhang Yuning and Li Xingxian."
Li Xingxian, Jiang Yixia's teammate, Fu Qinghai implanted Sunspot's X gene in her to practice her hand. I don't know what's going on now, whether she has become much stronger.But looking at Jiang Yixia's expression, Li Xingxian may not be as strong as usual, but a blood mother who is too strong.
Zhang Yuning didn't witness it with her own eyes, and Fu Qinghai doesn't know what level she is now, maybe she is very strong?But the problem is that Fu Qinghai accompanied Zhang Yuning to travel through many reincarnation worlds to complete the ghost stamp collecting project. He didn't tell anyone about it. How did Jiang Yixia know about it?
As if seeing Fu Qinghai's doubts, Jiang Yixia smiled and explained:
"I don't really want to praise another woman in front of you, but I have to say that Zhang Yuning has indeed become quite strong. She has made a few big things in the reincarnation hub recently...Why, she didn't tell you? Then you Go ask her, anyway, the 'Queen of Wraiths' is very famous now, hmph."
Jiang Yixia ground his teeth.
It seems quite unconvinced.
Fu Qinghai heard it in his ears, why did he suddenly feel that... Zhang Yuning's reputation seems to be bigger than himself?
Wanting to keep asking, Jiang Yixia was reluctant to speak, which made Fu Qinghai even more curious about what Zhang Yuning did.
"Okay, how do you want me to help you?"
Fu Qinghai changed the subject and asked.
"To be honest, I don't have much research on gamma rays, so I might not be able to help you become stronger."
"I don't want you to study gamma rays."
Jiang Yixia waved his hand and said:
"Of course, if you want to study my body, I don't mind cooperating with you, but this is not what I want."
Jiang Yixia stared at Fu Qinghai, and said word by word:
"Teach me how to fight, Qing Shan!"
…………
Thanks, the admiral of Europe gave me a spear, and three book friends 20220910085946503 and tembooo gave a reward.
(End of this chapter)
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