Douluo: I mess around in Tangmen

Chapter 511 I dreamed that I turned into a dead fish

Ye Nanxiao had a dream, a dream that made him, a salted fish, feel very aggrieved.

In the dream, he punched Shura and kicked Sea King, and under the watchful eyes of a group of muscular men, he ascended to the throne of God, becoming the first official in history to set fire before taking office.

However, his boss, the Ice God, took all his wives and went on vacation within half an hour after he ascended the throne, leaving only a work guide for the Ice God Realm for myself.

I looked at all kinds of super criminals in the Ice God Realm with a dazed face, and my hair was bald. Although I had the help of my avatar, I still had to work day and night to maintain the operation of the Ice God Realm.

For a salted fish, the most painful thing is that there is not even a place to lie down.

Such a terrifying dream made Ye Nanxiao wake up suddenly.

"Let me be a salted fish! I don't want to be a social animal!"

Why make salted fish work overtime?
Do you want the salted fish to work overtime until they die and become a dead fish?
Ye Nanxiao woke up panting heavily, and after a while, realized that she didn't seem to be lying on the bed.

"Have a nightmare?"

Xuedi's gentle voice rang in her ears, and Ye Nanxiao felt a small hand on her forehead gently rubbing the center of her brows.

Xuedi bent down slightly, with a faint smile, a strand of three thousand black hair fell mischievously on Ye Nanxiao's face.

"Xue'er, I dreamed that I turned into a dead fish! A salted fish that died at work!" Ye Nanxiao burst into tears, holding Xue Di's hand and crying.

What are you working so hard for?
Isn't it just to be a salted fish basking in the sun every day in the future?

Isn't such a small wish granted?
crying~
Xue Di looked at Ye Nanxiao who was hugging her arm and was acting coquettishly, and stretched out her hand to rub Ye Nanxiao's face with distress and amused.

"You, you, you've been talking all day long that you don't want to work hard anymore. In the end, you are the one who works hard the most? What kind of salted fish are you? You are simply a shark!"

Ye Nanxiao rolled over, turned sideways, blocked one ear, and then blocked the other ear with his hand, as if he didn't listen.

Xue Di ruffled Ye Nanxiao's hair. Since Ye Nanxiao fell asleep, she has been paying attention to Ye Nanxiao's situation.

"Fortunately, it's just excessive consumption."

Ye Nanxiao recalled the scene in her dream, and couldn't help shivering.

"I've consumed too much, I have to take a break to make up for it?"

"Then I won't go out for the next few days, I still have a lot of jerky in my ring!"

Ye Nanxiao hugged Xue Di's thigh, pressed one side of her face tightly against it, and rubbed against it from time to time.

"What did you dream about?" Xuedi asked softly.

Ye Nanxiao was silent for a moment. In his dream, he played the role of a working social animal. Because there were too many things to deal with, and the memory of the avatar would return, which aggravated his physical and mental exhaustion. He simply lived in the office. He propped up a small pot and slept on the sofa.

But I was busy with work, and ignored the feelings of Jiang Nannan and other women, leaving all the beautiful and young wives alone in their boudoirs.

Finally, the conflict between him and them broke out, and the door of the office was blocked.

Even Jiang Nannan, who had always been as gentle as water, was not used to Ye Nanxiao, so he blocked Ye Nanxiao in the office and executed the Fa on the spot.

"I got the family throne experience card in my dream, and my fox fur was almost kissed off." Ye Nanxiao said emphatically, and never mentioned anything about her being suppressed.

Xue Di puffed up his face slightly, clenched his hands, and turned his fists at Ye Nanxiao's head.

She naturally knew what Ye Nanxiao meant by the "family throne experience card", wasn't it the kind of obedience that Nan Nan and others ruled!
This guy is not serious even in his dreams!

Ye Nanxiao yelled "Wow wow wow!" Of course Xue Di was massaging his scalp.

A quarter of an hour later, Ye Nanxiao, who had recovered a bit of vitality, slowly got up, and attacked Xuedi like lightning, feeling the beauty of Q-ball jelly.

Snow Empress grabbed Ye Nanxiao who was about to escape, grabbed him back, hugged him in his arms, slowly lifted Ye Nanxiao's chin with his jade hand, pointed it in place, and stamped it.

"Family younger brother, I understand." Xue Di smiled coquettishly.

Then Xue Di leaned close to Ye Nanxiao's ear, and exhaled softly, "Then, dear brother Xiao'er, let my sister knead you obediently, and be obedient!"

Ye Nanxiao shook her head resolutely, and said, "Sooner or later, I am the man who will regain the right to speak in the family! Don't think about shaking my determination like this!"

No matter how softly Xuedi persuaded him to surrender, Ye Nanxiao would not give in!
Neither humble nor overbearing, the true nature of a man.

Xuedi glanced at Ye Nanxiao, raised her red lips slightly, and said, "Recover sooner or later, then noon will be left to my emperor. Since it is noon, don't take the right to speak! Save some energy and use it where it should be used."

Ye Nanxiao "."

"Ahem! The world is going downhill! I can't keep up with your young people's thinking!"

An old cough sounded, and Ye Nanxiao turned to where the sound came from.

The jade butterfly carrying Electrolux was floating on the experimental table. Electrolux was turning his head away, staring at Ye Nanxiao from the corner of his eyes from time to time, with such a displeased expression on his face.

Although he had no intention of immersing himself in the world of mortals because of his revenge, his fists would still be hard when he saw someone throwing sugar in front of him.

"Old Yi, then what, I'll open a separate yard for you?" Ye Nanxiao coughed and forcibly changed the subject.

Electrolux shook his head lightly, and said, "No need, the old man doesn't have high requirements for the environment."

Ye Nanxiao nodded. As expected, she was immersed in research and did not pursue the Sunshine Rainbow Villa.

"The old man sees that your place is very good, just give the old man a place where the light is not so bright, and wait for the old man to practice for a few years." Electrolux said with a smile.

Ye Nanxiao suddenly stopped nodding, and widened her eyes.

"Aren't you going back to Yuhao's side?"

I paid a big price, just to let my dear brother have a future ultimate thigh.

Electrolux shook his head slightly, and said, "Since the guy who calls himself Tang Yin wants the old man to disappear so that his plan can continue, then the old man can't do what he wants!"

"His goal is to eliminate the old man. He set up such a big game to erase the old man. If he returns to Yuhao's side, then Tang Yin will not let it go, and will continue to attack. It is easy to block the dark arrows, and the old man can't guarantee it." It can be prevented every time, but this time, I suffered a loss!"

"Then, when the old man accumulates strength and recovers more memories, he will bring down that false god in one fell swoop!"

A gleam of coldness flashed in Electrolux's eyes, those who dared to plan the natural disaster of his undead had never tasted the pain of soul being tormented by eternal fire!
Ye Nanxiao looked at Electrolux, blinked her eyes, and muttered in her heart, can I collect a wave of rent?
After a brief surge of anger, Electrolux regained his composure. He glanced at Xue Di standing behind Ye Nanxiao, and a strange look flashed in his eyes.

"Nan Xiao, the old man wanted to ask just now, who is behind you?" Electrolux asked.

"Oh, this is my lover." Ye Nanxiao reached out to take Xue Di's little hand, and pulled Xue Di to her side.

Electrolux's eyes were like lightning, and after glancing at Xue Di, he looked away. With just a glance, he saw the special connection between Xue Di and Ye Nanxiao.

"It seems that you are ahead of Yuhao. Presumably, you also know what happened in Yuhao's body. The old man used magic to transform the original bead, which is similar to your current situation." Electrolux looked deeply. With a glance at Ye Nanxiao, he was sure that in this world, only Huo Yuhao and himself could do undead magic.

Then how did the person next to Ye Nanxiao appear in the world?
Reminiscent of what Ye Nanxiao had done for Huo Yuhao, Electrolux felt more and more that Ye Nanxiao had hidden secrets and possessed a strange power.

Maybe, Ye Nanxiao is also a visitor from another world just like himself.

"My situation is special because it stems from the power of my blood, which is different from Yuhao's." Ye Nanxiao shook his head slightly.

He was able to own the two thighs of Xuedi and Bajiao, which were all due to the "Eternal Soul Deed", and he had no way to copy them.

Electrolux nodded slightly, and did not continue to ask questions wisely. Everyone has their own secrets.

"Since this is the case, I see that your soul ability is extremely powerful. It happens that I have studied the magic of the soul. Then, this, let me take this as one of the gifts." Electrolux said.

"Am I finally going to drive the car owned by the protagonist? Xue'er, I'm promising!" Ye Nanxiao said excitedly.

"Okay, okay! Wipe off the drool first!" Xuedi covered her mouth and chuckled, looking at her man's silly excited look.

Electrolux immediately taught some knowledge about the soul, allowing Ye Nanxiao to familiarize herself with the mysteries of magic.

Just as Ye Nanxiao was fascinated by it, the doorbell rang at the gate, interrupting Ye Nanxiao's contemplation.

"I seem to have let a stupid apprentice guard the gate?" Ye Nanxiao patted his head, got up and walked towards the gate.

Before opening the door, Ye Nanxiao condensed the ice mirror on purpose, checked his complexion, took out the camouflage props, and fiddled with it to cover up his pale complexion.

Dai Luoli squatted at the gate, holding a small square soul guide in his hand, and a video was playing on it.

Seeing Ye Nanxiao open the door, Dai Luoli stood up abruptly, and asked nervously, "Master! How is it? Is the retreat over?"

"It's over for now." Ye Nanxiao saw the deep concern on Dai Luoli's face, and a burst of warmth flowed through his heart.

Then he caught a glimpse of the square soul tool in Dai Luoli's hand, which was playing the video of himself being invited by Jiu Jiujiu to demonstrate several sword moves of the "Frost and Cold Sword Master".

Dai Luoli, the kid, even deliberately slowed down the speed of the video.

".I think you are quite suitable for sword practice. In this way, I will teach you a few moves now, so that you can familiarize yourself with the hard work of sword cultivation in advance!"

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