Douluo: I mess around in Tangmen

The god exuding golden light, dressed in a flamboyant and luxurious costume, had a lazy little beast lying on his shoulder, with a faint smile on his face, looking at the goddess in front of him with petals fluttering all over her body.

"God of Greed, what are you doing here?" Nine-color Goddess asked vigilantly.

"Hehehe, I originally came here to make a deal with Goddess Nine Colors, but I didn't expect Goddess Nine Colors to have a hobby of acting?" The God of Greed reached out to touch the lens on his face, but found that his The Toubao magic mirror is still propped up, lying on his shoulders.

"Trading? Sure enough, if you have nothing to do, you will go to the Three Treasures Hall. If you have something to say, just say it." Nine-color Goddess scattered the petals around her, and said lightly.

To be able to quietly cross the barrier of his own divine power must be something personal.

"I heard that the Goddess of Nine Colors still has a blue flower in her hand, and greed wants to ask for it." The God of Greed laughed.

The face of the Nine-Colored Goddess changed slightly, and the blue flower was a famous strange flower on the list of fierce flowers in the God Realm.

"I'm just talking about my small place, how can I attract you, a great god, what is the purpose of you coming here for Biluohua, if you don't explain, I will not consider this deal." Jiucai Goddess said coldly , while a petal on the headband shimmers.

The God of Greed had expected the answer from the Nine-Colored Goddess. He smiled lightly and said, "It is used as a reward. My collection is too precious. I am reluctant to give it away, but I am even more reluctant to give it to me from the Lord. Think about it." After much deliberation, I had no choice but to seek some rare treasures as rewards, so that I would not be too heartbroken."

"What do you exchange for it?" Nine-colored Goddess waved her hands and condensed a chair made of petals, and sat on it.

The God of Greed thought for a while, and said, "How about all the beauty treasures in a small world?"

He felt that the treasures of the small world, even the weight of the whole world, could not compare to a treasure of the God Realm.

Nine-color Goddess thought for a while, all the rare treasures in a small world are not enough to describe their quantity, but the God of Greed is only for a blue flower?

"I've heard that the God of Greed never does business at a loss. Presumably, you are determined to get this blue flower, right?"

Hearing this, the God of Greed reached out and took off the top hat on his head, and gave a slight salute to the Nine-Colored Goddess, just in the middle of equal etiquette.

"The Goddess of Nine Colors really has a delicate mind, so I won't hide it anymore, Bi Luohua, let me make a price."

"If the asking price is not in your mind, then do you want to grab it outright?"

A figure rode a huge white tiger and landed beside the Nine-Colored Goddess.

Her silver hair was combed into oblique bangs to cover one eye, she was dressed in the butler costume of the lower world, but she wore an apron around her waist, and her peach blossom eyes showed a bit of chic and unrestrained, it was the God of Cookery, Oscar.

"Hey, the God of Cookery is indeed a model of a loving wife in the God Realm. I'm afraid that the rice of the Three Gods is not cooked at this time?" Get up, turned into a one-way glasses and was put on by the God of Greed.

The God of Cookery exudes a strong Gengjin killing spirit, and a golden "King" character looms on his forehead. The white tiger behind him is exactly the same as the God of War's martial spirit, obviously using a copied soul skill.

"God of Greed, you bastard! What are you trying to do by breaking into other people's wife's temple without a sound? Believe it or not, I will let you limping back today!" The God of Cookery's peach blossom eyes were filled with endless anger.

His wife was blocked at the door and threatened. As a man, he wished he could tear the God of Greed alive.

Is this not appropriate for a certain color hat plot?
The God of Greed shook his head slightly, raised his left hand and stretched out a finger and shook slightly, "Don't say that, God of Cookery, do you know that this is an insult to me?"

"In this world, how can there be anything more charming than wealth? There is nothing more beautiful than the gold coin in my arms. In my opinion, the beauty in your mouth is not as good as one billionth of a gold coin. You say yes, the magic mirror of the treasure."

The mirror surface of the transparent mirror flickered in response.

Hearing the words of the God of Greed, the God of Cookery breathed a sigh of relief, "Fortunately, this bastard is only interested in money and gold coins. If it weren't for that, I might have an extra hat on my head with this technique of sneaking in."

"My wife, are you okay?" The God of Cookery smiled and approached Nine Colors Goddess, and asked softly.

"Xiao Ao, I'm fine. The God of Greed wants Bi Luohua, shall we give it or not?" Nine Colors Goddess said.

"Bi Luohua?" The God of Cookery frowned slightly, he had heard the name of this fierce flower before.

"This fierce flower is vulnerable to our resurrection light, so there is no need to worry."

Nine-color Goddess nodded slightly, then raised her right hand lightly.

A cloud of dim light flew out from the depths of the hall behind her.

Accompanied by the flight of this ray of light, a sense of fierce cold and dead silence broke through the shackles of the ray of light and impacted the entire hall.

"Good baby!" The God of Greed lightly tapped the magic mirror on his face.

A ray of golden light was projected from the transparent mirror, which was instantly imprinted on the light ball.

Jin Guanghua used layers of seals to seal Bi Luohua without revealing any breath.

"The deal has been concluded and the cooperation is happy. I won't bother you two." The God of Greed lit up a ray of golden light that landed in front of the God of Cookery, and then his figure gradually became transparent and dissipated.

The God of Cookery immediately closed his eyes, swept out his divine sense instantly, and carefully checked every corner of the hall. He was not relieved until his divine sense swept 370 times and found no aura of the God of Greed.

"My wife, this miser's escape method is really powerful! It's really scary to come and go without a trace!" The light on the God of Cookery dissipated immediately, and the word "King" on his forehead also disappeared.

"The God of Greed suddenly came to beg Bi Luohua. This matter is a bit strange. There must be a conspiracy. We must tell Third Brother as soon as possible." Jiucai Goddess said.

"Third Brother, alas, Third Brother has been in seclusion recently, and he didn't even see me, so tell Xiao Wu first." The God of Cookery shook his head and said.

The Goddess of Nine Colors thought for a while, then nodded slightly, if anyone can enter and leave the Sea God Temple at will, it can only be Xiao Wu.

"The blood essence given by Boss Dai is missing another drop. I will have to drink with Boss Dai for two rounds later." God of Cookery counted the blood essence on his body, his face was full of pain.

The Goddess of Nine Colors glanced at him, and said angrily, "Okay, you almost squeezed Boss Dai dry last time, it's fine if Zhuqing doesn't beat you up, you boy obviously have a lot of stock, why don't you use it? "

"Hee hee, that's different, those are emergency stocks, they're different!"

"However, speaking of this, the stock that Fatty gave me is really used up. The last drop was the last drop when I was on a mission. I don't know if I can see him this time." The God of Cookery said with a look of melancholy.

"We won't be able to see him until his knot is untied." Nine-color Goddess also had a little melancholy in her eyes.

"After Chen Xiang left, I haven't seen Fatty. Counting it now, it's been a hundred years!"

The God of Cookery, who has always been carefree, rarely showed sadness in his eyes.

"Fatty, if Boss Dai hadn't forced him to keep him in the first place, I'm afraid he would have completely abandoned this god." Nine-color Goddess also showed a little sadness on her face.

When the Phoenix God's wife was nearly a hundred years old, the Phoenix God was so sad that he wanted to forcibly strip his god position, just to leave with his wife.

But was stopped by God of War.

Forcibly stripping off the god's position will not only endanger life, but also violate the laws of the gods, and the soul will be judged, wiped out, and completely dissipated.

This is also the reason why gods who want to leave dare not directly remove their god positions.

"I want to find Fatty." The God of Cookery said in a low voice.

Nine-color Goddess shook her head slightly, "Fatty sealed himself in the southern volcano, no one will be seen, and your trip will be in vain if you go there."

After the words fell, the two couples fell into silence.

The God of the Phoenix, after seven days of his beloved wife's death, returned to the God Realm alone and made a fuss in the Sea God Temple. The next day, he sealed himself in the Southern Volcano, and sealed off the entire Southern Volcano, not allowing any gods to enter .

There are rumors in the God Realm that the God of Phoenix is ​​actually imprisoned in the southern volcano by God Shura, but in fact, the few of them understand that Fatty has already created a layer of barriers with them, and they are closed and closed, and they just don't want to see them That's all.

"I have to try it out, maybe today or tomorrow he will figure it out and is willing to see us?" The God of Cookery pretended to smile easily.

The Goddess of Nine Colors sighed, and said, "Forget it, let's give it a try. We've been there for decades, and this has become our regular itinerary."

"If the third brother had agreed to summon Chen Xiang's soul, maybe Fatty wouldn't have broken up with us."

The God of Cookery's face instantly became serious, and divine power lit up in his hands, instantly sealing off the hall.

"Rongrong! Be careful! Third brother couldn't help himself back then!"

Nine-color Goddess sighed again and said nothing more.

The God of Cookery closed his eyes, and swept out his divine thoughts, sweeping three thousand miles around the hall, he was relieved to find nothing unusual.

"Rongrong, you also know that although the seven of us were all inherited through the gods, we were newcomers and had no real power in our hands. The third brother was also a new official at the time, so we can't offend the old gods!"

"Xiao Ao, I understand all this, but Chen Xiang, after all, she is Fatty's true love." Nine-color Goddess waved her hand, suitable for the God of Cookery to stop talking.

Some things, once they happen, are like a thorn in the heart, even if the thorn is taken out, the scar is still there.

How can a broken mirror be reunited?

It just adds to the cracks.

The God of Cookery lowered his head, and he, who was always optimistic, couldn't bring himself to think about it at the moment. After a long silence, he turned his head and looked to the south. His vision seemed to have crossed many distances and fell into the peaceful southern volcano.

A moment later, a pillar of fire suddenly erupted from the volcano in the south, which turned into a rain of fire and rained down, isolating the prying eyes of the outside world.

This is the resistance of the Phoenix God. (end of this chapter)