No one knows monsters better than me

Chapter 11 Rewarding closed-loop slabs
"I am back."

"Qin Ren Qin Ren~!"

Like a cheerful bird, her petite figure jumped into her arms with a puff. The fragrance was so soft and sticky. Qin Ren stretched out his hand to support her small forehead to push her away.

"Meow…"

A certain fur ball lying on the sofa screamed a little resentfully.

In the past, she was the first to act like a baby with Qin Ren...

Very resentful, but also very restrained.

Because Tuantuan is a cat, one of the noblest species in the world, toying with the existence of stupid humans in applause.

So with resentment, her performance was limited to deliberately hiding behind the pillow when lying on the sofa, so that Qin Ren could no longer rub her as easily as before.

"It's so early today~"

"Well, today is a day off. Have you eaten the breakfast I left for you?"

"Eat, Qin Ren, I have already read many pages of the Xinhua Dictionary and Cihai you bought for me, so can you...reward me with that?"

"..."

Qin Ren knew what "that" was in her mouth, and looked at Luo Yao's rosy little face speechlessly:

"Do you know that Coke is also called Fat House Happy Water? Luo Yao, do you want to become Fat House? Do you want to be Zhou Chi?"

Luo Yao bit her finger and thought, she seemed to have heard Qin Ren say the name "Zhou Chi" one day, and she didn't think it was a funny thing, so she shook her head:
"I don't want to, but rewards are rewards, adults must count on what they say..."

"grown ups?"

Qin Ren couldn't help but remind her:
"Dare to ask how old you are?"

"18."

"speak English."

"18 years and 3636 months."

It seems that she also understands the calculator at home.

How to do?This guy has learned "moral kidnapping".

In the end, as an adult who kept his word, after a simple test, Qin Ren could only fulfill his previous promise of "reward black bubble water for studying hard" and got her a few bottles of iced Coca-Cola, sugar-free.

ton ton ton -

"Hah~~~"

I don't know if Coke has a miraculous effect on people from other worlds. After taking a few sips, Luo Yao almost rolled her eyes, slumped on the sofa, patted her white and soft belly, and handed the bottle to Tuantuan:

"Do you want it?"

"Meow…"

"Hmph~ If you don't want to give it, Qin Ren gave it to Luo Yao~"

"Meow meow meow…"

Although Qin Ren couldn't understand cat language, for a moment he felt inexplicably scolding.

"Tuantuan, pay attention to quality."

"Meow?"

Seeing the shocked eyes staring all over the place, Qin Ren reckoned that he must have guessed right.

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The rest of social animals are both precious and empty.

If it is a [-]-to-[-] business unit, you can cultivate some hobbies, such as fishing, cooking, basketball, square dancing and so on.

But like Qin Ren, the rest time is rare and irregular, so the way to relax can only be short and smooth.

For example, swipe station b, swipe station b or swipe station b.

Another example is playing games, playing games or playing games.

And the games I play can't be the kind of 3A that I was addicted to when I was a student.

What kind of soul and wolf are too tired.

Don't talk about playing, it's tiring to watch.

Qin Ren misses the days and nights when he was in the university dormitory, cleaning up the question marks on the Ubisoft family barrel, or repeatedly adjusting various picture quality parameters, trying to use his computer with a limited budget to challenge such games as "Crysis 3" and "Metro: Graphics card killers like "Return".

On the other hand, now that computers have gotten better, those former graphics card killers have become the tears of the times, but Qin Ren is at most interested in playing "Hearthstone" or "League of Legends".

As for professional competitions, the whole dormitory building had long since ceased to hear the yelling. Qin Ren only watched the finals or semi-finals when he remembered.

And because of work reasons, watching live broadcasts is also unrealistic.

He occasionally waits for hot searches on major platforms. If there is a hot search about "a certain team vs a certain team", it means that there should be something to watch in that match, and he will click on the replay before going to bed. I will make up the highlight clips when I eat the next day.

That's all, that's all.

Comparing before and after, Qin Ren sometimes felt that men's youth in this era seemed to end earlier and shorter than women's.

Of course, it's just an idea, it may not be right, but I dare not talk about it.

Especially Weibo.

"By the way, it seems like I haven't used Weibo for a year..."

With a curious attitude, Qin Ren entered the big-eyed app after a long absence.

……

In the mobile Internet in the fragmented information age, it is too easy to distract a person's attention.

Qin Ren originally said that he went to Weibo to take a look, but who knew that he just clicked on a food video on the homepage and found that it was pretty good. He looked at the watermark, and it was a blogger from Douyin.

So he quit Weibo, came to Douyin and clicked on this blogger for a while, and when he got tired of using it, he started to use other things. After half an hour, he finally saw someone on Amway b station. A cat slave up owner.

So Qin Ren quit TikTok again and entered Station B. Taking advantage of Tuantuan's ignorance, he secretly masturbated other cats and cats. He had a great time, and then Big Data quickly pushed him an article "If Your Cat Cats can change" Zhihu article.

As a result, station b was closed, and Zhihu started.

Then, Zhihu closes, and Tieba starts.

……

When Qin Ren finally returned to Weibo for some reason, he had already completed a closed loop composed of major information platforms. Looking at the time, 2 hours passed without knowing it.

"Oh! What a waste of time!"

Qin Ren felt remorseful and emotional, and then had a flash of inspiration:
"Huh? Why don't you see if there is a video about self-discipline at station b, let's learn it..."

So, Qin Ren opened station b, and a new round of closed loop began again.

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"Qin Ren..."

This closed loop didn't last long, because soon Lord Shangxian walked into the bedroom stepping on the yellow duckling slippers that Qin Ren bought for her:
"Qin Ren... woo..."

"Ok?"

Qin Ren sat up and took a look, only to find that the little girl's eyes were red.

This was the first time Luo Yao cried since she came to this world.

"Hey, my little aunt...what's the matter?"

Qin Ren got out of bed, squatted down with a frown, put one hand gently around her slender waist, and wiped away the shallow tear stains under her eyes with the other. As a result, the more she wiped, the more aggrieved Lord Shangxian became, and crystal clear tears rolled into her eyes. One turn, two turns, and then they all slammed on Qin Ren's wrist.

"Don't just shed tears, just say something."

Qin Ren was also a little bit dumbfounded, this guy just cried and didn't speak, and he couldn't fix him anymore.

"Qin Ren...Qin Ren..."

The little girl who has been wronged just wants to act like a baby. The more gentle and gentle he is, the more Luo Yao wants to lean into his arms, and wants him to touch her head more. After a little more movement, she raised her wet eyes, whispered softly with her pink lips:

"Tuantuan...Tuantuan she..."

"round and round?"

"She snatched my remote control... woo..."

"..."

Qin Ren's mood at that time could only be described as mixed feelings.

"I want to watch "Legend of Sword and Fairy", but she insists on watching "Tom and Jerry", so I... just asked if it's okay to watch it alone for half an hour, she said yes, and then..."

"Wait a minute, did she agree?"

Qin Ren retreated tactically, Tuantuan could talk?
"What did she say?"

"Just...she just..."

Luo Yao paused for a while, wiped her eyes and thought about it, then opened her small mouth:

"Meow~"

"..."

A meow that smelled like milk made Qin Ren's heart skip a beat.

"She just meowed like that, probably agreeing."

"Do you understand cat language?"

"I don't understand, but I can feel it."

Qin Ren felt that Pixiu, who was also a beast, had some credibility when he said such a thing.

"After half an hour, she said to wait, and I waited, and then she didn't give me the remote control for another half an hour, so I asked her for it... If we wanted it, we quarreled and quarreled. Then, she scratched me..."

"..."

Qin Ren understood it. In short, it was the story of the majestic spirit beast Pixiu who couldn't beat an ordinary cat in a fight, and was finally hammered to the point of crying.

Speaking of sadness, Luo Yao's eyes became moist again, and she showed Qin Ren her white forearm, there were three red scratch marks on it.

Qin Ren checked it, but luckily it wasn't broken.

According to Tuantuan's understanding, she definitely didn't use much force at the time, but Luo Yao's skin was too delicate.

Of course, after the incident, Qin Ren would still criticize Tuantuan and punish her for not eating dried fish for two days.

"Meow…"

"What? Are you still wronged? See if you grabbed someone's hand?"

Tuantuan didn't say anything, and accepted the punishment silently.

However, since then, for about a whole week, Tuantuan ignored Qin Ren.

And whenever Qin Ren and Luo Yao were eating at the table, she would deliberately move the litter box to Luo Yao's feet and start producing "coffee beans".

A similar cold war lasted for a week. Qin Ren would stop her prank, but he didn't scold her.

Because during this week, when he got up to drink water more than once in the middle of the night, he found that Tuantuan was squatting on the balcony with his tail drooping, looking at the starry sky, not knowing what he was thinking.

That shaggy, small figure looked a little deserted in the night, and Qin Ren somehow felt uncomfortable looking at it.

Strange, obviously it's just a cat...

Qin Ren didn't know why this feeling appeared, but the good news was that after a week, everything slowly returned to normal.

Luo Yao simply took the initiative to give up the TV to Tuantuan. In order to reward her spirit of "Kong Rong gave up pears", Qin Ren spent a huge sum of money to buy a tablet computer.

"In the future, she will look at the big ones, and you will look at the small ones, and talk about different things, is that okay?"

"Yes~" Luo Yao was very happy.

"Meow..." Tuantuan said it doesn't matter.

"Come on, let me teach you some basic operations first, you think I should have learned a little bit about using my mobile phone?"

"Uh-huh."

"Give me your hand."

Luo Yao stuffed her little hand into his big one, and Qin Ren grasped her slender white finger as a stylus, and taught her hand in hand:
"Swipe like this to flip the screen, and swipe like this to exhale from the background..."

"What is backstage?"

"Backstage is..."

……

Teaching Pixiu to use a tablet is naturally more troublesome than teaching ordinary children. Fortunately, Qin Ren's patience has been tempered a little these days, and he answers every question he can answer.

As for Tuan Tuan sitting on the other side of the sofa, although his eyes were fixed on Tom on the TV screen, he didn't take the plot to heart at all.

Occasionally, he glanced sideways and glanced at Qin Ren's big hand holding Luo Yao's finger, only to feel that the two claws on the remote control were a little cold...

　To old readers: Can this chapter prove my identity as a hunk?Would Auntie have heard of these games?

　　
　
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