No one knows monsters better than me

Chapter 120 The Spider and the Snake (4000 words)
"Qin Gong, what do you think of when you mention autumn?"

"Autumn..."

"Mmmmm~"

In the company, the sister-in-law's pony tail was wagging, and she frantically hinted at her brother-in-law while watching the renderings.

However, the brother-in-law with an elm head has a unique way of thinking.

autumn…

Isn't that the season for stockings?

……

One thing to say, indeed.

In summer, except for companies like Qianhe Construction that require uniforms, few girls wear silk stockings. Even the ultra-thin 5D and 10D ones still feel a bit boring.

Especially in the climate of Rongcheng, if it is particularly humid before the heavy rain, even people with a body like Yun Wanhe and Cheng Siyu who are not prone to sweating will feel uncomfortable after wearing it for half a day, and have to go to the bathroom to change a new pair.

But autumn is different.

In Rongcheng, where the four seasons are not distinct, the temperature in autumn actually cools down quite quickly. When autumn comes, it is winter. Pantyhose has become a must for bottoming.

From this point of view, in plain words, autumn is indeed the season for wearing silk stockings.

"Qin Gong..."

"!"

While his mind was wandering, Qin Ren was also awakened by the whispered reproach in his ear. He raised his eyes and saw his sister-in-law's face was flushed slightly, and she was squinting at him with blinking eyes:
"What are you looking at?"

"No... didn't read..."

Qin Ren's old face suddenly became hot.

Just now, he had something to think about, and his eyes unknowingly rushed towards the legs of his sister-in-law.

Autumn is here. Under Cheng Siyu’s straight OL trousers, her slender legs are wrapped in black thin velvet pantyhose, and her little feet are supported by gray high heels. The delicate instep is looming under the swaying trouser legs. The surface of the socks just reveals a little bit of lustrous flesh color, which is durable and comfortable.

Good-looking is good-looking, but after all, she is my sister-in-law, so I can't look too much.

"Sin, sin..."

Qin Ren murmured silently in his heart. As soon as he turned his head, he felt a light kick on his calf.

"Don't watch it again...?" Cheng Siyu asked in a low voice, with a hint of embarrassment shining in his narrow eyes.

"Don't make trouble, you didn't read it after you said it..."

Qin Ren didn't admit it, dared to look at it but didn't dare to be it, he was really irresponsible brother-in-law, but Cheng Siyu himself would feel embarrassed, and thought it was better not to tease him like this in the future, and let him watch it occasionally if he wanted to.

Twins, if you don’t have an older sister, you can only watch your younger sister...

"Qin Gong, don't you know the first cup of milk tea in autumn?"

"Oh, so that's what you said."

"Yeah, now when it comes to autumn, you will definitely think of this."

After Cheng Siyu finished speaking, Zhou Chi, who was opposite Qin Ren, suddenly inserted a word:

"vulgar!"

"None of your business." Qin Ren immediately retorted.

"That's right!" Cheng Siyu nodded in agreement, triumphant, her brother-in-law was protecting her.

"You are the only one who is good, right? Do you know about diamonds?"

Qin Ren gave a chestnut:

"Nowadays so many people know that diamonds are a marketing scam of the century, but women still like men to buy diamonds for themselves, and men still like to see women surprised by diamonds. The same goes for a cup of milk tea."

"it is good!"

Zhou Chi slapped the table and laughed:

"Brother Ren, what you said is very reasonable. The listener has a share. In fact, the first cup of autumn is also for me..."

"Fuck off."

Qin Ren ignored him, but when it came to this point, he turned his face to see the sweet smile on the corner of his sister-in-law's mouth, and saw her wink mischievously, so he naturally opened the takeaway.

"What would you like to drink?"

"Okay~ I'll take a look..."

Cheng Siyu leaned over to choose milk tea. There was only one mobile phone and two faces, so they got very close.

How close is it?

At least from the perspective of Yun Wanhe behind him, they are already so close that they are almost stuck together.

"cough…"

With a light cough, Qin Renhe and Cheng Siyu turned their heads at the same time, and saw the minister returning to his work station.

"Oh, sister Yun, I'm watching the renderings."

Cheng Siyu pointed to the computer, Yun Wanhe glanced at it, and then at Qin Ren, meaning "What about you?"

"I...then what..."

Qin Ren looked at the desktop screen on his computer, and could only smile in embarrassment.

"You're fishing, aren't you?" The minister held his swollen chest and looked at him expressionlessly.

"No, I just crashed and restarted."

The two fish are at home, and Qin Ren didn't want to touch them at the company, but he was very spiritual, and immediately handed the phone to Yun Wanhe:
"Sister Yun, let me treat you to the first cup of milk tea in autumn."

"I don't drink."

Yun Wanhe glanced at Cheng Siyu silently:

"Drinking that stuff is very powerful."

Cheng Siyu was also peeking at Yun Wanhe's chest, always feeling that the minister did not drink less.

"Then fruit tea, you choose."

Qin Ren had a flat bowl of water, and handed the mobile phone to Yun Wanhe and Cheng Siyu. Knowing that they would struggle to choose this kind of thing, he continued to draw pictures.

"Don't you want it?"

"I don't want to, I won't talk about that."

Girls want to drink the first cup of milk tea in autumn. What they want is a sense of participation and fashion, but Qin Ren himself is not interested. For him, it is better to rely on more traditional things to experience the arrival of autumn.

For example, the Mid-Autumn Festival.

Such as eating crabs.

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It's still early for the Mid-Autumn Festival, but the crabs are already ready to eat.

On Friday, Qin Ren bought some crabs from Hema Xiansheng and put them in the refrigerator temporarily.

At this time, Yu Yourong was not at home, she "carried the family with her family", together with Luo Yao and Master, followed Gu Qing to the street to shop for autumn clothes.

When they came back with big bags and small bags, Qin Ren had nothing to do and insisted on keeping it a secret. He mysteriously called Yu Yourong to the kitchen, and then opened the refrigerator door. For the first time, classmate Yu Yourong showed a beautiful face It looked pale, the pupils shrunk into a slit, and then heard a "pop", a white and tender palm slapped it, and after the refrigerator crackled and rattled, wisps of black smoke rose...

"elder brother!"

Qin Ren was already dumbfounded, but he heard an exclamation of aggrievedness, and was hugged tightly by Yu Yourong's soft and soft body.

"Yourong? You..."

"spider…"

"?"

"What a big spider... bro! It's so big!"

"..."

Are snakes afraid of spiders?

According to the common sense on the earth, Qin Ren believed that among the five poisons, there should be no absolute statement that one should be afraid of the other.

Unexpectedly, the hundred-year-old snake from another world would be afraid of spiders.

"elder brother…"

Well, Yu Yourong's voice and body were visibly trembling slightly. It was the first time Qin Ren saw a genius girl like this, and his heart felt weak, so he quickly stroked her back gently:
"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, it's not a spider, it's not a spider..."

"Eh?"

Yu Yourong raised his head in Qin Ren's arms, Qin Ren looked down, his eyes turned red, and his nose too, I don't know if it was rubbed in his arms or raised by himself, it was pink, and looked small Aggrieved, approaching Luo Yao when she was having an awkward moment.

"No... isn't it a spider..."

Gu Qing always said that his brother was a liar, and now Yu Yourong was a little dubious:

"But they have eight legs..."

"Does eight legs have to be a spider?"

"It's still ugly, and it still moves."

Yu Yourong is a snake, but she is also a little female snake, a girl.

As we all know, the more someone leans on a frightened girl, the more she can't help acting coquettishly, so even if it wasn't intentional, Yu Yourong's hand on Qin Ren's waist was still tight
At least Qin Ren never felt this way when he hugged his sister.

The same is true for forward hugging and backward hugging.

"That's called a crab, you don't have this kind of thing in the Ten Thousand Monsters Continent?"

After some questioning, Qin Ren realized that the Wan Yao Continent really didn't have such a thing, but there were creatures like hermit crabs, which carried a shell all day long, but only had four legs.

But this is easy to say, I haven't seen it before, but now I know it.

It's just that compared to crabs, the refrigerator that was smashed by Yu Yourong's palm made Qin Ren a little dumbfounded.

"If it weren't for this slap, I would have forgotten that you are a monk..." Qin Ren looked at the refrigerator with the lights off, and was amazed.

"And it's physical training."

Among the few girls who rushed over after hearing the sound, Yu Ling'er suddenly raised her hand to add something, and then was glared at by the apprentice.

"Brother, I'm sorry..."

The guilty Yu Yourong twisted his fingers, and bit his soft lips, very uneasy.

"It's okay, it's not your fault."

Qin Ren smiled indifferently, there was no reason to blame the girl who worked so hard every day at home because of this matter, he took her restless little hand and gently squeezed her to comfort her, which made Yu Yourong want to act like a baby again, seeing her again Involuntarily falling on her brother, Gu Qing quickly pulled her back, then patted her on the waist:
"Hey."

"Ok?"

"What should I do? Do you want to change the refrigerator?"

"I took a quick look, and it's not necessary to replace it. Fortunately, it's not summer. It's not urgent to store the things inside for a day or two. I'll call the Gree maintenance personnel tomorrow."

"What is a clam repairer?" Pixiu, who was watching, tugged at Qin Ren's crotch curiously.

"It's not clams, it's Gree!"

Just thinking about eating, Qin Ren rubbed her head:

"Gree maintenance personnel, referred to as monks, understand?"

"Oh."

She seems to understand, but Luo Yao doesn't care, anyway, she has to cook her coke these days, so it doesn't matter if she doesn't use the refrigerator for a day or two.

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The refrigerator problem is easy to solve, as for the crabs...

Yu Yourong couldn't get rid of the shadow for the time being, so Qin Ren cooked for himself after a long absence, and didn't steam anything. He took all the crabs out of the meat and made porridge with the shells and yellow.

"Is it tasty?"

"It's so fragrant!"

After eating this big meal with crabs but not crabs, including the fish content, I still can't get enough of the taste of crabs.

"I should never have learned how to do this..."

Classmate Yu Yourong, who is studying cooking every day, expressed regret about this, but Qin Ren has ways to comfort her:

"You Rong is a genius. He can't make crabs, but he can make them taste like crabs."

"Crab's...taste?"

"Yes, the crab race, and the vegetarian version of tofu with crab roe are both very classic dishes."

Qin Ren personally thinks that crab racing is more difficult to make, as if he has to fry fish or something, but crab roe tofu is relatively simple, and he promised Yu Yourong that he will teach her how to make it tomorrow.

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"Hi, may I have a look at the warranty card?"

"Yeah, here."

……

The next day, after finding someone to fix the refrigerator, Qin Ren asked Gree's maintenance personnel to fix the air conditioner that had been broken for a long time, which caused great panic to Lord Shangxian.

"Qin Ren Qin Ren, you... you won't sleep with me in the future..."

"What a mess, do you think I only treat you as a human air conditioner?" Qin Ren scratched her nose, maybe at first, but not anymore.

"Yes, yes..." Luo Yao also realized that even if the air conditioner is no longer needed, Qin Ren should still be unable to sleep without her.

After all, without Luo Yao, who else would Qin Ren be able to peek at in the future?
His sister's?
Are his sister's feet as good-looking as Luo Yao's?
Luo Yao is very confident. A confident woman is the most beautiful, and a confident kid is the cutest. The cute and beautiful Master Luo Yao no longer worries about this matter. She lays down on the sofa and waits for lunch to eat the crab yolk bean curd made by Qin Ren.

"Goo?!"

And when Qin Ren bought the bean curd back, the slime honey juice on the coffee table was suddenly frightened.

Because the tender tofu used in this dish is the level of tofu brain, the honey juice sees the tofu through the transparent plastic bag, thinking that he saw his own kind, thinking that Qin Ren was going to eat that milky white slime, fish tank Suddenly, there was a burst of gurgling.

"jiji~"

It was only after Qin Ren explained it to her that Honey was relieved, and a heart shape appeared on the water to express it.

"If you can't find tender tofu in the vegetable market, you can use boxed island tofu. Anyway, soft and tender will do."

"Uh-huh."

"Cut the tofu into dice-sized pieces, then steam the salted egg yolk with white wine for 10 minutes, mash it after steaming..."

"What do you add white wine for?"

"Removing the fishy smell, the smell of salted egg yolk is still very strong."

"Understood…"

……

Qin Ren began to teach in the kitchen. The crab roe tofu dish is actually quick to make, it mainly depends on proficiency and care.

For example, you need to be a little more careful in the step of smashing egg yellow, and you must avoid pounding too thickly. If you eat it, the graininess will be obvious, which will seriously affect the taste.

After the salted egg yolk is processed, the dish is half done.

After all, the protagonist used to replace crab roe and highlight the flavor of the ingredients is salted egg yolk.

After finally out of the pot, a bowl of crab roe tofu with bright oil is served. It is steaming hot. The salted egg yolk after frying gives the ingredients a salty and fresh flavor that is better than crab roe. The taste is rich, soft and waxy diced tofu, ham, carrot Ding and other simple things have different levels of taste. Put a spoonful on the rice, and the mouth will be full of fragrance after one bite. The tip of the tongue is fresh, which is no worse than simply eating crabs.

"Some recipes like to add some pieces of crab sticks into it, that's okay too."

The others at the table ate seriously, and Yu Yourong remembered seriously, and wanted to start from the source, so he asked Qin Ren solemnly:
"Brother, how do you make salted duck eggs?"

"Ah this..."

Qin Ren couldn't help but laugh at the serious classmate Yu Yourong. Fortunately, she hadn't asked how the tofu was ground.

But well...

It's also good to pickle a little salted duck egg, and make some preserved eggs by the way.

Back when life was not as convenient as it is now, Qin Renzhen made all the bean paste and preserved duck eggs at home by himself, as did many other ordinary families.

Although these things can be bought everywhere now, if you make them yourself, there is still a difference in the degree of peace of mind and the palatability of the taste.

"Do you want to learn how to make salted duck eggs?"

"Ah."

"Okay, let's go to the market tomorrow."

Unfortunately, things backfired. After going to the market the next day, Qin Ren returned empty-handed.

(End of this chapter)