No one knows monsters better than me

Chapter 13 Morning Exercise Novel Park
"Qin Ren, are you taking a day off today?"

"No."

"Then why don't you go to work?"

"Because of the weekend."

The weekend Qin Ren said was a normal weekend, a weekend without overtime.

Since the appearance of Luo Yao, there have been almost no such weekends until today.

So early in the morning, Qin Ren spread out a yoga mat on the balcony and began to do push-ups topless.

"What are you doing?"

"Morning exercise."

"Chen... oh! Are you building a foundation?"

"?"

"No, it seems to be for body training... I can't remember clearly, anyway, when I was in Liuyunzong, some young disciples would do this in the morning."

Qin Ren listened amusedly, but stopped talking. Talking would affect the operation.

Luo Yao sat on the sofa and watched curiously, and Tuantuan squatted in her arms to watch together.

Judging by the closeness of one person and one cat, their relationship has recently been fully repaired.

It's just that it's still the same as the beginning, when Tuantuan is in Luoyao's arms, he is only limited to squatting, excluding rubbing.

It was different in Qin Ren's arms. He rubbed back and forth and demanded masturbation, until his mouth was crooked, his eyes were squinted, and his little tongue was drooping outside, and he was satisfied.

Luo Yao can also lick her, but Tuantuan will reject some sensitive places such as the belly and ears, and will not respond too positively.

"49...fifty!"

To be reasonable, after being a social animal for a year, he could still do fifty push-ups in one go. Qin Ren himself felt that it was amazing. It was all due to the physical foundation laid down by exorcising demons over the years.

Of course, with his exorcism style, such a foundation is mostly exercised by running.

Fifty push-ups followed by fifty sit-ups. Qin Ren didn't know that this kind of morning exercise method was unscientific. He only knew that after the exercise, he felt refreshed and walked into the bathroom covered in sweat. Naked and holding a small pink bath towel, he barged in.

"Why do you want it again?" Qin Ren frowned and stared at her.

"Let's wash together~"

"Didn't you take a shower last night?"

"Not cleaned."

"..."

This guy is deliberately looking for an excuse to fish in troubled waters. As a spirit beast, Luo Yao really likes to play in the water. Until now, as long as Qin Ren doesn't remind her, she will still take a bath in the bathroom to the point of forgetting herself.

"It's been said that the water bill is very expensive, do you still want to wash it for fun?"

"So let's go together, the water will be less~"

"go out."

"Qin Ren, you are so shy..."

"..."

Luo Yao looked contemptuous, showing off the new words she had just learned in the dictionary, while Qin Ren just shut the door and drove her away.

But after driving away, Qin Ren recalled the scene just now, and couldn't help but think of the question that had troubled him for a long time.

Luo Yao, did she grow that...

……

On the earth, it is said that Pixiu eats gold, silver and jewels every day, but one day he ate so much that he couldn't help defecating in the Jade Emperor's Lingxiao Palace. Buttocks, so it was sealed up, and since then "swallow everything without leaking".

Qin Ren had no way of verifying whether Luo Yao's ancestors were really conferred by the Jade Emperor in the Ten Thousand Monsters Continent, but since Pixiu Benxiu came to him, this question is undoubtedly very curious.

Regarding this point, Qin Ren asked both tactfully and directly, but Lord Shangxian would only blush angrily and remain silent.

In terms of usual observation, Luo Yao herself never mentioned such things as "convenience" and "smelly smelly". Although she would go to the bathroom every day and press the flush button, Qin Ren seriously suspected that she was faking it.

Because he checked, every time she came out of the bathroom after flushing, there was no smell at all!
Could it be...she even smells delicious?
Qin Ren once had such a bold guess, but in the final analysis, he still doubted whether she had such a function.

What is the truth?
do not know.

The little girl didn't want to say, it's impossible for Qin Ren to break her apart for a forced inspection, right?

"Hiss...Speaking of it, it seems that I haven't heard her mention the matter of hush?"

Although Qin Ren was thinking about these issues with a serious research mentality, after all, he was thinking about the next three roads of a more than 300-year-old witch, and Qin Ren would get hot when thinking too much.

So after taking a shower, he simply decided not to worry about it in the future, and unilaterally thought that Luo Yao didn't have that.

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Master Shangxian naturally didn't know that he was set up by stupid mortals without authorization in the time of taking a bath.

She didn't take a shower, so she sat on the sofa, reading a novel with her tablet in her hand.

The spirit beast's learning ability is enviable. After reading the "Xinhua Dictionary" downloaded for her for less than two days, she already has a taste for novels.

"What are you looking at?"

"do not know."

"That's not blind."

Qin Ren took it over, looked at it for a long time, and found that the words "not suitable for children" were written between the lines.

""Awakening the World Constant Words"?"

Qin Ren frowned. He didn't pay attention. He didn't know when this kind of reading material was also selected.

Although "Three Words and Two Pai" is half-text and half-white, it is indeed a good textbook for familiarizing yourself with Earth Chinese, but many things are restricted content. Qin Ren feels that it is necessary to explain it to a little girl, especially a little girl whose body is a spirit beast. Very troublesome.

"Qin Ren Qin Ren, what does it mean to want to die?"

as predicted.

"It means either ascend to immortality, or disappear from the body."

"I see…"

Luo Yao understood, it seems that when the suzerain and the chief disciple crossed the tribulation, they should have been in a state of wanting to die.

Qin Ren deleted "Three Words and Two Beats", and as a replacement, he simply found an early fantasy novel, a relatively clean one, as Luo Yao's textbook.

"The weather is fine today, change your clothes, and I'll take you out for a walk."

"What's the matter...Qin Ren, I feel that you don't respect me. Did you walk me like a puppy?"

"Yes, do you want to go?"

"Yes~"

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Luo Yao now also has an access control card, so she doesn't need to break through the door of the community or unit, which makes her feel proud, and every time she sees the security guards, she will raise her head proudly.

It is a very pleasant thing that the community is close to the park, not to mention it is a riverside park. After the first visit, Luoyao, who is close to the water, has always liked it.

"Bobo-"

"Yaoyao—"

In the children's paradise area of ​​the park, they also met Tang Bobo, a little girl from another family in the community.

Tang Bobo was met by Luo Yao when she was playing on the swing downstairs, and because of his incredible self-skilled skills, he became Luo Yao's first "same age" friend on earth.

In fact, for Qin Ren personally, he didn't like children he knew well.

For example, if you want to watch a video or something in a convenience store, there will often be this kind of familiar kid standing behind you, peeping at the screen carelessly, and commenting carelessly from time to time:

"Fuck, what is this? It's so pornographic and violent."

Social death often comes so suddenly.

Qin Ren had experienced this kind of situation more than once, so he never had a good impression of the children he knew.

But Tang Bobo was an exception.

Said to be "same age", but Tang Bobo is actually only 6 years old, half younger than Luo Yao, who looks [-] or [-] years old, with white skin and red lips, a bit fat and chubby like a baby, not naughty or introverted, very good-looking She is very polite to others, and Qin Ren quite likes her.

"Hello, Uncle Qin~"

Qin Ren actually wanted her to be called brother. After all, he was somewhat unwilling to be called uncle after only one year of graduation, but he couldn't force it. He responded to her with a smile:
"Hi Bobo, where's your mother?"

"Mom buys fruit there."

Tang Bobo pointed to a gentle figure in a long black gauze dress among the crowd not far away.

The space of the Children's Paradise is relatively semi-open. There are so many people with dolls of this age, and there is no safety problem if they are separated temporarily.

"Yaoyao, shall we sit on the seesaw?" Tang Bobo invited his friends to play with him.

"No, it's too childish."

Luo Yao touched her belly:
"And it's almost noon, I will go back to eat after a while."

Qin Ren's eyelids twitched as he listened. It turned out that this guy also called himself the seat outside.

"Is that so..."

Tang Bobo looked very sorry, but he didn't force himself, he waved his hands and watched the two leave.

"Qin Ren."

"what."

"Did you understand what I said just now?"

"What you want to say is 'inside the way'..."

Of course Qin Ren understood. It was clearly only 10:50, not "it's almost noon" as Luo Yao said. The reason why Luo Yao said that was probably because she didn't have enough porridge this morning, so she was already hungry.

"Go home and cook."

"Qin Ren, you are so kind~"

(End of this chapter)