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Chapter 130 The Rose-flavored Fish Linger

During menstruation, a "little cutie" is released every day, which is a normal physiological phenomenon of snake girls.

The time is unpredictable, usually at night, but it will change from time to time. For example, when you are slaying the red dragon with the master, you may not be able to "stand out" because of some gimmicks.

For example, this was the case just now.

And because this situation will be accompanied by all kinds of wet, sticky, warm, hard to say, if you put it on the Internet, you will be caught by the crab, so even if you hear Master is here "Breaking the news" in the living room, Yu Yourong was unable to take any substantive actions other than scolding Master furiously. He could only shudder and limp on the bed in the bedroom, using his mouth to work hard.

But after that, Yu Ling'er also hid for a whole day, eating and playing games, pulling Qin Ren by her side. Little did she know that such behavior aggravated her apprentice's anger inexplicably, and she didn't give her a good look all day.

"Qin Ren, you won't help me calm down Rong'er..." Yu Ling'er whispered in Qin Ren's ear while playing games.

"Master Yu, you are an adult, you have to take responsibility." Qin Ren played tank battle with her, and casually declined.

"But…"

Yu Linger is a master, so of course he has a role to play, but he took a sneak peek at Yu Yourong, who was looking at his mobile phone at the dining table, and Yu Linger just met his apprentice's cold eyes, and immediately shrank his neck and covered it Hip.

"But she is a villain! She doesn't listen to me very much, she just listens to you..."

Yu Ling'er dodged her apprentice's gaze. When a girl felt guilty, she would subconsciously find something to lean on. She moved her soft body to lean on Qin Ren's arm, and suddenly felt that her apprentice's gaze was sharp again. After a few minutes, a layer of goose bumps appeared on his arms.

"Hiss... tsk, this villain is getting more and more fierce!"

Yu Ling'er held the handle in one hand, and wiped away the goosebumps on the back of her white hands with the other. In fact, she only dared to complain quietly in front of Qin Ren.

"Master Yu, I have a question."

"what?"

"Why do you always smell like roses?"

Qin Ren had wanted to ask this a long time ago. When Yu Yourong first came to Earth a long time ago, when she went to the supermarket to buy shower gel, she would always recite the body fragrance of her master and junior sisters in the Liuyun Sect. They seemed to be different, competing for beauty , a charming look.

Yu Ling'er was a little embarrassed to be asked, her squinting eyes flicked back and forth on the side faces of the apprentice and Qin Ren in the distance, and then she tugged on her collar with a pretty blushing face:
"You... don't smell it..."

"Uh?"

Qin Ren was taken aback for a moment, then shook his head and explained:

"No, Master Yu, I didn't smell it on purpose, it was on you...um...it smells really good."

"Bah! You still smell..."

Master Yu spat at him, his ears turned red.

"Not really."

Qin Ren smiled wryly. He wasn't the strange slut that his sister met in the bookstore. How could he have such a strange eccentricity?

"Everything in the Wan Yao Continent has spirits. There are many flowers and plants in the Liuyun Sect. Generally speaking, each person's own personality and preferences will attract the corresponding flower spirits to accompany them. Over time... just..."

Just marinated?
Qin Ren thinks that's probably what it means, but girls on the earth are usually pickled with cosmetics, and the snakes of the Liuyun sect use the so-called flower spirits.

It seems that Rose Flower Spirit prefers Master Yu, that's why there is a strong fragrance of roses on her body.

"So..." After a moment of silence, Yu Ling'er suddenly raised his eyes hesitantly, and muttered softly.

"Ok?"

Qin Ren turned his head to look at her, and saw a beautiful little blob of pink on the side of her face.

"So the smell of roses...you...do you think...is there a problem..."

After hesitatingly asked this question that made him inexplicably concerned, Yu Ling'er immediately emphasized it a little louder:
"I... I am a practitioner. If you people on earth have any taboos about this smell, I will take a few more showers every day to wash it off. Either... or stay away from you, it's not a big deal..."

"what,…"

Qin Ren thought about it a little funny:

"Master Yu, you are worrying too much. I really just asked casually. I insisted on saying that there is a problem, um... the scent of roses is very suitable for you."

"What do you mean...very suitable..."

"Master Yu, who smells like roses, is very likable, and roses are very charming to people on earth. You have this temperament, Master Yu, which is very good."

"oh, I see…"

Yu Linger stared at the green tank on the screen, pressed the left and right buttons of the handle with his left hand, and brushed his slightly curly hair with his right hand. The smooth hair fell from behind the delicate ears, trying to block the The small half of Qin Ren's face.

charming or something...

So all people on Earth are like this, and they speak the most indiscreetly.

However, since the smell of roses is not annoying, if Qin Ren is not annoying, Yu Ling'er will feel much more at ease. With Qin Ren by his side, he has the confidence to ignore the villain's white eyes and concentrate on playing games with him.

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The two of them have cleared the level of "Tank Battle" a long time ago, and now it's fun to play with custom maps from time to time, but after playing for a while, Yu Linger couldn't help but pursue new challenges and started playing "Bomberman".

In fact, let alone Yu Linger, Qin Ren still thinks that the Bomberman on the red and white machine is more fun than the later Bubble Hall, QQ Hall, etc. Qin Ren actually wants to be with her, but it is a pity that the first generation of "Bomberman" does not have a two-player mode , so I let Yu Linger cheer up alone, and I turned on the computer behind her and continued to do private work, continuing to help the Southeast Academy model.

"Modeling..."

Just like when he was a student, he made up his mind to review his homework on weekends and was held back by various "irresistible" reasons. After doing private work for a while, Qin Ren also started to suffer from lazy cancer. Started a wild desertion.

"Modeling...Sword Demon...um...it feels like it's been a long time since I've been black."

Realizing this, Qin Ren clicked ctrl+s with the classic mentality of "it's not in a hurry anyway", and opened the League of Legends and QQ voices after a long absence, and then a few familiar voices of wow scum came from the earmuffs roared out.

……

"Hey?"

"Hey! Sons, daddy is here!"

"Zhou Chi, you are a social person, please be civilized."

"Lao Li, please lend me one."

"Hey, Lao Li, how is your novel going?"

"Oh, don't talk about it, the cover of the old book ghs has been cheated, and I am writing a new book."

……

Among the few people in dormitory 213, Qin Ren was the one who talked the least, so he was usually in the position of the listener during the simple greetings before blackout.

"Little fish!"

A certain Pixiu in the bedroom came out yelling at this time, holding a light pink towel in his hand, and found Yu Yourong at the dining table:

"Is this yours?"

She pinched her nose, because a strong and strange fragrance was emanating from the towel, Yu Yourong blushed after just looking at it, and took it away and hid it behind her back:

"Yaoyao! You... you child, how dare you touch other people's things..."

"It's obviously you who misplaced it! I thought it was a pillow cover, which almost caused water to enter my phone..."

"Don't talk nonsense!...It's just a little wet, there's no such thing as water or water!"

"Yes, you can see for yourself!"

"Hey, don't grab... you child!"

……

Yu Yourong and Luo Yao started arguing. The incident happened suddenly. Qin Ren didn't turn off the microphone. After a brief silence in the earphones, the voices of Zhou Chi, Zhang Fei and the others sounded almost simultaneously:

"Fuck?!"

Qin Ren took off the earphones in fright, grinning his teeth and digging out his ears:

"Sick? Sudden illness?"

"No, Brother Ren, who is there with you? Is there a girl?"

"Yes, it seems that there are still two! Damn, Brother Ren, you are rotten."

"Brother Ren, you have fallen."

"Brother Ren, you are dirty."

……

For a while there were all kinds of messy booing, Qin Ren was calm and calm, and managed to get rid of the blah blah blah with just one sentence:
"I'm in an Internet cafe."

"..."

"..."

"..."

After another period of silence, the three of them said "oh" at the same time:
"That's all right."

They are all people who have gone to Internet cafes to surf the Internet, so there is nothing doubtful about such a reasonable explanation.

Afterwards, in order to avoid unnecessary disputes, Qin Ren still pulled out his earphones. Anyway, he didn't talk much, and he didn't talk alone in the dark atmosphere, so he wouldn't discount it.

On the other side, a certain Shangxian adult had almost finished arguing with Xiao Yu. In fact, it was Yu Yourong who took the initiative to back down with a feeling of "she's just a child" and "mother and daughter have no overnight feud". But Pixiu regarded it as his "victory" stinkingly, and slipped into Qin Ren's arms triumphantly.

"Go down." Qin Ren looked indifferent.jpg.

"Why?" Luo Yao took out her mobile phone and was ready to fight the landlord, "You still play your game, don't worry about me."

"No, the main reason is that it's autumn now, your body is cold, I'm afraid of catching a cold."

Qin Ren explained the reason, then pointed to the bench next to him:

"Sit here."

"Ok."

Luo Yao sat next to Qin Ren and started robbing the landlord with his cards. Soon he ran out of beans. While waiting for the system to resend them, he raised his chin to watch Qin Ren play the game.

"Qin Ren Qin Ren, what are you playing this time?"

Luo Yao is not very interested in the game itself, but the characters in it are quite concerned. After all, there are many faces that look familiar in Wan Yao Continent. For example, the crocodile that Qin Ren is playing now is the same as Wan Yao. The crocodile dragon clan in Yao Dalu is very similar.

"It's called Desert Butcher." Qin Ren hadn't played this kind of top laner other than Stone Man for a long time.

"What about this one on the opposite side?"

"Goutou, my character is a brother."

"Wow…"

Dogs and crocodiles are brothers, Luo Yao exclaimed:

"I think they should be spirit beasts."

"Actually, they were humans before, but later they became ascenders, so they became dogs and crocodiles."

"Feisheng... They also fly together? Like Xiaoyu and Suzerain?"

"No, this ascension is not that ascension."

Although the level of the game is silver for ten years, Qin Ren still knows the background story of "League of Legends" very well. He loved to know about it when he was in college, and it is very interesting.

"The two brothers are guarding an emperor named Azir, you see, it's him."

Qin Ren jumped to the middle of the screen, and the desert emperor controlled by Zhou Chi was missing troops crazily, and the classic line sounded from the stereo at the same time.

【Shurima, your emperor has returned】

A...chicken?
Luo Yao looked at it for a while, and then her eyes sparkled:
"Qin Ren, does the emperor of Shaqima eat Shaqima every day?"

"Not Shakima, but Shurima."

"What is Shurima?"

"An empire."

"Empire...Empire, is it the same as the American emperor you usually talk about?"

"Uh... It's not the same. The Shurima Empire is an ancient empire, and it's still in slavery."

"Lolita system?"

"Slavery!"

……

Although I've gotten used to it a lot, sometimes communicating with this little thing still hurts Qin Ren's ass. While paddling in the game, Qin Ren narrates the background stories related to the heroes. Luo Yao can still listen He was quite serious. Unknowingly, after a few games were over and his brothers had dispersed, Qin Ren rubbed his neck and turned around, only to find that there was one more audience for his storytelling.

"Tang Bobo?"

Qin Ren looked at the little girl squatting on the small plastic chair next to Luo Yao, and then at the half-hidden door in the entrance, and smiled kindly:
"When did you come here?"

(End of this chapter)