No one knows monsters better than me

Chapter 136
(ps: I'm sorry, I have eaten up a small setting. Yu Yourong's pajamas should be a little shark. I always subconsciously write it as Pikachu, and I will change it later.)
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"I'm going to get six-god"

"What the hell?"

"It's Liushen, who treats mosquitoes, wait for me."

……

After hearing Qin Ren's words, the master and apprentice, who lived in a world without mosquitoes, obediently waited on the sofa.

Of course, you can't wait, since you're already awake anyway, it's too boring to wait.

So they decided to fight.

Make a little noise.

……

"Idiot master..."

"Huh? Rong'er, did you suddenly scold me?"

"Yes."

"?"

It's the other way around, and you don't even hide it!
Snapped!
Yu Ling'er raised his hand and slapped Yu Yourong's arm where the mosquito bit him. Yu Yourong naturally wanted to fight back, but the master was very vigilant and pressed the quilt on his chest to block it, so Yu Yourong didn't bother to follow She counted every detail.

Arguing with a foolish master will only make you a foolish apprentice.

"Let's change into pajamas tonight." She said abruptly.

"Ah? Why?" It was so sudden, the idiot master couldn't figure it out.

"No reason..."

Yu Yourong thought for a while:

"Isn't your nightdress too small? I'll wear it for you."

Yu Linger glanced at the cartoon pajamas suit on Yu Yourong, then at her chest, and shook her head:
"No, I wear this skirt too small, then...then you wear it even smaller..."

"It's okay."

Yu Yourong's eyes flickered with the name [filial piety]:

"Be younger, master first."

"..."

No matter how stupid the master is, he still doesn't believe this sentence ten thousand times. While pondering the villain's scheming, Yu Ling'er looked at her indiscriminately, and then his eyes lit up, and he opened his mouth slightly and said "ah" softly:
"Rong'er, what is this?"

"what?"

"this one."

Yu Ling'er stretched out two slender fingers, pinched the fingertips, and pinched a small ball of thread at the seam under the armpit of Yu Yourong's pajamas.

"Hey, I've opened my mouth."

Like the apprentice, Yu Ling'er cherishes everything in the house, and is a little cautious about the opening of the pajamas, but when she rolled her eyes, she just took the opportunity to fight back against the evildoer:
"Look, Rong'er, have you worn out your good clothes?"

"..."

In fact, this can't be blamed on Yu Yourong, the quality of this set of pajamas is not good, plus You Rong is big, it's normal for this kind of cracking to appear when wearing it.

"Hmph, Qin Ren will definitely say you when he finds out..."

"..."

Yu Yourong heard the words, already depressed in the morning, added a little discomfort.

It's clear that Qin Ren is Yu Yourong's older brother, and not Yu Linger's, so why should she use Qin Ren as an argument...

But Yu Yourong didn't argue at all, just raised his arms, silently staring at the opening of the pajamas and the ball of thread in Master's hand, then seemed to think of something, a gleam of light flashed in the bottom of his eyes, and then suddenly lay on the sofa bed Rolled around.

"Hiss! Eh? Rong'er, you..."

Yu Ling'er, who was confused, didn't finish her sentence, but heard the sound of "click" a series of fabric tearing, the original small opening on the pajamas was directly torn, and it was pulled open from the armpit to the hem, the girl was soft and soft. Her flanks, as well as half of her round and delicate white, tender and plump body, were fully revealed.

"You...you prodigal son! Why are you making such a fuss all of a sudden, it's over now!" Yu Ling'er kicked her feet angrily, angrily.

If you lose, you'll lose. Yu Yourong actually felt distressed, but she couldn't hold back the impulse, so she glanced faintly at the ball of thread and a large piece of rag in Master's hand:
"Anyway, it's all the fault of Master for breaking it..."

"Eh?"

Yu Ling'er was dumbfounded, while Yu Yourong tilted his head slightly, and hummed softly through his nostrils:

"...I will ask my brother to buy again... a nightgown. Since Master is not too small, let's continue to wear the current one..."

"I...you!..."

Yu Ling'er widened her beautiful eyes, pointing at Yu Yourong hesitantly, unable to speak for a long time, and said in her heart that it was over.

She was originally a villain, but now she has started to have a black belly and started to play tricks. If this continues, can she still have herself as a master in her eyes?
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"Qin Ren...Qin Ren..."

On the other side, when Qin Ren tiptoed into his bedroom, a certain little thing was hugging Qin Ren's big pillow and humming. Qin Ren thought he had woken her up, but when he turned around, he realized that It's just talking in a dream.

"...A mere Qin Ren... actually leans to the right..."

"?"

The warm sky reflected the little girl's fair and beautiful cheeks as delicately as porcelain, and the sleeping Pixiu's hair was softly scattered on the bed, her small nose fluttered, and when she was talking in sleep, her moist lips like glass candy would moan. There was a "boo" sound, and occasionally a strand or two of hair was eaten along with the sweet breath without knowing it.

"...step on...I step on..."

"??"

"...ugly...mushrooms..."

"???"

What the hell?

The little girl was having weird dreams again. It was futile for adults to explore the inner world of the little kid. Qin Ren was not surprised by this, but there was another point that he couldn't stand.

That is, Luo Yao always likes to put her legs on the pillow or hug Qin Ren every time she sleeps. Qin Ren personally thinks that it is a bad habit for Luo Li.

It's okay to pinch Qin Ren, he will usually be pinched awake, and then kick her unruly little long legs away.

If he sleeps alone with a pillow, Qin Ren can't take care of him all the time. He can only take care of him when he sees it.

"... I'm glad I stepped on you... It really is the most perverted..."

"..."

Certain spirit beasts never forgot to slander Qin Ren in their dreams. Qin Ren, who had a gloomy face, really wanted to find something to cover this little mouth, but after thinking about it, he was still unwilling to quarrel with her, and just carefully held her slender He moved his legs away from the pillow with his ankles, and then stuffed the pair of white little feet into the quilt to cover them.

"...uh... touching this seat again..."

The little girl in the dream turned over dissatisfied, Qin Ren didn't bother to talk to her, and continued to look for Liushen in the cabinet.

"Tsk, where did you put it?"

Qin Ren is the kind of person who doesn't put things back in place after using them. After searching for a long time, he couldn't find them. Then he felt a warm and soft force on his buttocks. He turned his head and glared. Sure enough, it was Luo Yao who woke up and was half-opened. Misty sleepy eyes are stretching their calves and kicking him.

"Qin Ren, what are you doing?"

"Look for toilet water." Qin Ren glared at her, patted his butt and turned around to continue searching through the cabinets.

"What is toilet water?" Luo Yao licked her lips, it was both flowery and dewy, which seemed to suit Master Shangxian's appetite.

"It's not for drinking anyway."

It's a pity that Qin Ren poured cold water on it:
"You Rong and the others were bitten by autumn mosquitoes. I found them for them... By the way, you were not bitten last night, right? Do you want to put some on?"

"Mosquito?"

Luo Yao tilted her head:

"The kind of buzzing bugs? They don't know how to bite me."

"Yes..."

Qin Ren remembered that Pixiu's physique is such that mosquitoes don't get close to her. This is another main reason why Qin Ren likes to play games with her in his arms besides the "human air conditioner".

Luo Yao, who has never been afraid of mosquitoes, doesn't have much aversion to mosquitoes, and she has no idea about mosquito bags. While stretching, she hummed a little song that she didn't know where she learned:

"Hey~~ Big mosquito~ Big mosquito~ Three of them can fry a plate~~"

"Okay, okay, get up and get ready to wash up."

"This seat is here..."

Luo Yao pouted her little butt, and lay her head under the bed shaking:

"...Qin Ren Qin Ren, one of my socks is missing, did you steal it?"

God steals socks...

Luo Yao's little socks are too small for Qin Ren to use as finger gloves, so what's the point of stealing them?
It's true that spirit beasts can't utter human words. Qin Ren got used to it, and waved his hands perfunctorily:

"Change a pair first, and find them for you later."

"No need to find it~"

"Put it on as soon as you find it."

"You wear it for me~"

"The more you live, the more you go back, right?"

……

The little girl was chattering early in the morning. It seemed that she had an interesting dream last night and slept pretty well.

"Qin Ren Qin Ren~"

"What are you doing again?"

"Um…"

Luo Yao "hmm" for a while, blushed inexplicably, and fell into the quilt babbling:

"nothing…"

"..."

In fact, Luo Yao originally wanted to ask Qin Ren if she had sneaked into her feet again while she was sleeping, but after thinking about it, it seemed... It was something in a dream, right?

To actually dream of such a thing, the one who is shy should be Lord Shangxian. Wouldn't it be exposed if he asked Qin Ren?So Luo Yao stopped talking, changed her clothes and got up, and when it was about the same time, Qin Ren finally found Liushen toilet water.

"I'm coming."

Qin Ren returned to the bedroom with the bottle. The two snakes had already changed into their normal clothes and were sitting by the sofa waiting.

Although they all looked well-behaved, Qin Ren always felt that there was a wonderful atmosphere of what had happened.

However, Qin Ren didn't pay much attention, and asked Yu Yourong to stretch out his arm to teach her how to use toilet water.

"Brother, what's the point?"

Yu Yourong was a little puzzled. She looked at this bottle, it should be the same as a trauma medicine for smearing. Do you still need to teach?

"Of course there is."

Qin Ren was serious about it:

"Look at your pimple, you can't just paint it on, you have to do this first..."

As Qin Ren said, he drew a cross with his fingertips on the mosquito bag on Yu Yourong's arm, and added a stroke and a stroke on the biggest one, marking a Chinese character of rice, and then blocked the mouth of the toilet water bottle on himself Pour it on your finger, dip a proper amount of mint-flavored cool liquid, and swirl it slowly to spread it.

"It doesn't hurt, does it?" Qin Ren smiled.

"Well, it's just an itch..."

Yu Yourong nodded, but actually felt a little strange itch in her heart.

Although...although the two of them even hugged when they were closest, it was the first time that brother's hand caressed her skin so slowly like this...

"By the way, brother, my pajamas..."

"Huh? What's wrong with the pajamas?"

"Look, this is it..."

"Yo? It's okay. I'll buy another one. This time, I'll buy something of good quality. You can choose it on Taobao."

"Well, thank you bro~!"

……

Time passed by, and after painting Yu Yourong, Qin Ren handed the water bottle of toilet water to Yu Linger who had been quietly watching:
"Master Yu, have you learned it yet? Do it yourself."

"Uh?"

Yu Linger froze for a moment, then waved her hands vigorously:

"No no no! I'm not coming..."

Qin Ren also froze for a moment, scratched his head and said tentatively:

"Or...shall I paint it for you?"

"Then... that's even worse!"

Yu Ling'er moved her hands even harder, her face was warm, her eyes were tightly closed, and her long soft eyelashes trembled slightly.

Mosquito bag...

Anyway, not much, just ignore the big deal, the itching will disappear by itself in a short time.

In any case, the place where she was bitten was... softer and fluffier than the apprentice's. If she really pinched and pressed and kneaded like Qin Ren demonstrated, then...

Isn't that the same as cutting the red dragon?

Yu Ling'er hasn't laid eggs for many years, so she doesn't want to be like a certain villain, hmph...

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The morning turmoil passed away without a sound, and the breakfast time was the same as usual except for the addition of Tang Bobo. Waiting for mother Su Yu to come home.

"Sister Su is the same. I didn't call to ask in the morning."

"Sister Qing, should we call her?"

"Well... yes! Call, who has her number."

"Only my brother has it."

"Oh, huh..."

Lu Qing couldn't help but sneer, and looked up at his younger brother who was in a daze:
"Qin Ren, call Sister Su."

"..."

"Qin Ren?"

"..."

"Qin Ren!"

"!"

Lu Qing picked up a peanut and threw it into Qin Ren's soy milk bowl, and Qin Ren suddenly came back to his senses.

"What... what's wrong?"

"Let you call the beautiful wife next door."

"Oh…"

Qin Ren nodded, then shook his head again:

"Damn! Sister Su, what kind of beautiful wife, cough, impolite."

"What are you thinking in a daze?"

"I don't know." Qin Ren shook his head, "It's just that I always feel that something is wrong today, that I forgot something to do, but I still can't remember it."

……

Qin Ren did forget one important thing, and when he was about to call Su Yu, a WeChat message woke him up.

[Little Chengzi: Qin Gong, did you ask for leave today?Or overslept? 】

"Depend on!"

Qin Ren slapped his forehead fiercely:

"Today is Monday, it's time to go to work!"

(End of this chapter)