No one knows monsters better than me

Chapter 154 How are you?

In the fitting room, two pairs of shocked eyes looked at each other. After 1.5983 seconds, Qin Ren couldn't get out the words "Yu Ling'er", but Yu Ling'er had already recovered tremblingly. Open your lips:

"Rong... huh?! Huh huh—!"

"Shh-!"

Qin Ren immediately covered Yu Ling'er's mouth, and a layer of sweat rose from his back. At the same time, a string of bells rang again.

……

So where did the bell come from?

Qin Ren subconsciously looked down in the midst of his busy schedule, and was shocked again.

Master Yu couldn't say he was naked at the moment, at least he was barely naked.

The only cover on the body is two circles of white lace which is not really a cover. It looks like the stars are holding the moon, surrounding a pair of bouncing small animals. A heart-shaped sticker that can block the pink halo.

The bells that Qin Ren heard were a pair of small silver bells hanging on these two stickers. A slight tremor could make them make a pleasant sound of jingling bells.

……

With such a fishy spirit, just one glance made Qin Ren feel his tongue dry out in extreme shock.

……

what happened?
Among other things, what shocked Qin Ren first was, how could Master Yu, who is usually dignified and virtuous, be dressed like this?
Before Qin Ren could figure it out, the sound of jingling bells came again. Qin Ren nodded and saw that it was Master Yu who was trembling slightly with shame and anger.

"you you……"

Her blushing pretty face, which was bleeding like blood, struggled to lift up, and at the same time, in order to prevent Qin Ren from seeing what he shouldn't see, she had to lean forward and get closer to him:
"...You are not allowed to look!"

"Master Fish..."

"Don't look! Don't look!"

A few words trembled out from between Yu Ling'er's teeth, and the bottom of her clear eyes suddenly became wet.

"Okay, okay, don't look at it!"

Qin Ren raised his hands and called out repeatedly. For a moment, he felt as if he was coaxing little Pixiu:
"Master Yu, I actually didn't see anything."

Qin Ren's eyes crossed Yu Ling'er's delicate fragrant shoulders, looked straight ahead and made a serious statement, and then...

...and then saw more from the floor-to-ceiling mirror opposite.

……

Soft porcelain white back...

Gourd-like delicate curves...

And after stretching along the curve all the way to the waist, the two petals suddenly protruded, both plump and round...

……

"You calm down first."

Qin Ren seemed to be talking to Yu Linger, but also to himself. He slowly closed his eyes and took a deep breath:

"Master Yu, I really didn't see anything."

"You...you lied to me!"

Yu Ling'er clenched the shirt on Qin Ren's chest with both hands, excitedly trying to expose Qin Ren.

She was not as stupid as the villain usually said, when Qin Ren broke in just now, she saw Qin Ren's staring eyes.

that look...

That kind of look is exactly the same as when Yu Linger took a bath with the last batch of apprentices who had just taken in hundreds of years ago, when those apprentices looked at her body!
surprise…

stunning...

surprise…

Eh?No, he just...was there a surprise?
Yu Ling'er was not particularly proficient in the vocabulary of the earth. Thinking about it carefully, Qin Ren should not be surprised, and there is no reason to be surprised, but no matter what, Qin Ren definitely saw something!

"Why! Why are you here... why are you in!"

Yu Ling'er suddenly thought of the root of the problem, and became even more aggrieved and annoyed. She grabbed Qin Ren's clothes and tugged, her body trembled, and the bell rang a few more times.

"Master Yu, I also want to ask you why."

Qin Ren pretended not to hear the bell:

"This is a fitting room, don't you lock the door?"

"Then...then who knew you would..."

"No, Master Yu, even without me, you should still lock the door..."

"I...I...then I can't forget it!"

Yu Ling'er simply forgot, after all, she usually lives on the sofa in the living room, and she didn't have the habit of locking the door, and she was inexperienced in going shopping and entering the fitting room, so when she was with Yu Yourong back then, she didn't have the habit of locking the door. He would open the door and come out foolishly in his pajamas.

But now is that the point?

Yu Linger thinks not.

Yu Ling'er thinks that the point now is that Qin Ren is still blaming her after seeing her body!Say it's her fault!

"Qin Ren, you are not a good person!"

"?"

Qin Ren thought to himself, why are women in this world so fickle:

"Master Yu, you didn't say that before, you used to send me a good person card..."

"That was before, you are a bad person now! You... a disciple!"

"..."

Such a classic word.

Qin Ren wanted to explain again, but Yu Ling'er couldn't take it anymore, sticking to a tall man so naked all the time made her feel like fire all over her body, and her little head was dizzy, so she opened her mouth and called out to her apprentice again:

"Yong-uh!"

Qin Ren covered her again:
"Master Yu, calm down first, how about?"

Yu Ling'er felt bad.

Snake, who has practiced for thousands of years, can keep her calm in battle among millions of heavenly demons, but how is it possible to keep her calm in the arms of a man naked?

Yu Ling'er wanted to cry at first, but her huge sense of shame forcibly suppressed the desire to shed tears. On her flushed face, her beautiful eyes could only be watery again, and she struggled vigorously.

Jingle Bell…

Jingle Bell…

……

But one thing to say, Yu Ling'er is a cultivator after all.

And it's still the kind that is so powerful that it can soar.

So even though it's not physical training, and the earth has no aura, her strength can't be too weak.

Not to mention Barbie King Kong, how many of them also almost staggered Qin Ren when he was struggling, but fortunately Qin Ren stabilized his feet in a hurry and hugged her even tighter.

"You still...you!..."

Where did Master Yu experience this? He felt that his chest and back were softened by Qin Ren's warm arms, as if he was about to be rubbed into his body. Qingshu dispersed, and the struggle in his arms became smaller and smaller.

In the end, the two jade hands clutching his chest also began to loosen, and Yu Ling'er gradually closed his eyes tightly, his long eyelashes trembling, and stopped moving like a dead fish.

"Master Fish...?"

"..."

He was not afraid of women making trouble, but he was afraid that women would not speak. Although Qin Ren was glad that Yu Ling'er had calmed down, he was also worried that if she remained so still, she would be directly traumatized.

After a while, Yu Ling'er finally spoke again.

"@%#...&"

?

This muttering is not as loud as the bell ringing on her body.

Qin Ren lowered his ears a little:
"What? Hiss...!"

Then his chin was hit hard by a fragrant head:
"Bad man!"

"Yes, yes, I'm bad..."

His jaw hurt so much, Qin Ren comforted the confused Yu Ling'er for the time being.

The two snakes cultivating immortality naturally have no experience in swearing, and their vocabulary in this area is the same as that of sister Gu Qing, limited to "good or bad".

"Qin Ren."

"Hey, I'm..."

Qin Ren responded. Originally, he was thinking about the current method to break the situation, but he was surprised to find that there was a hint of crying in the "Qin Ren" just now.

Suddenly she lowered her head, and was surprised to find that Yu Ling'er's pretty face, which was pressed against Qin Ren's chest, had already started raining at some point, and two lines of clear water were silently hanging down from the corners of her eyes. Looking at Qin Ren, his moist lips parted, and the voice he made was as pitiful as an abandoned cat on a rainy day:
"Qin Ren...you are good or bad..."

"..."

At this moment, Qin Ren's heart suddenly softened as if he had been hit by something. In the moment of thumping and sluggishness, there was only one question in his mind:
Such a cute thing, is it really a snake...

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(The situation is very serious. I vomited and had diarrhea just after the infusion, and my phone barely coded a bit. Sorry)

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